@Murder0redruM Lies, I always hear Mexican impression's on American T.V. The difference here is that it's not meant in a bad manner or harmful way,to try and degrade Mexicans. An example would be like the insult that occurred on Top Gear that was "offensive", he never apologized and no one in Mexico really actually gave a shit. It was a political stunt the Mexican government always pulls to distract us while they continue "under the table" offers with the U.S. and take away our rights.
@HectorTheBichon Can you explain the "What's red and silly" joke to me? I don't understand the punchline at all. Sure blood clots are red, but how are they silly? Sounds just disgusting. (I bet that's why Alan made that face at Fry, because he didn't get it either.)
I really hate to see normally entertaining people stoop to such level for a few cheap laughs. This kind of humour is not just painfully unfunny, it doesn't even feel right to call it "humour" in the first place.
@BerzergerR Oh perish the thought that people who make their living being funny should actually enjoy telling simple jokes. That's as terrible an idea as Lewis Hamilton popping out in the car to visit his mum.
What is it that these jokes lack that prevents you from being seen to be amused by them? Painfully unfunny means you hurt yourself resisting the urge to show amusement at something which you consider somehow too crude or simple for you to be amused by. Get over yourself.
@MartinJWillett Um... where exactly did you get that retarded notion that I have an urge to show amusement at this to begin with, let alone suppress that urge? As for what the jokes lack, well... Wit, for one. Or we might as well start laughing at "what's black and round? A bowling ball!" On a side note, did you seriously get pissed at me for not finding stupid jokes funny?
@BerzergerR How do you define a stupid joke other than one you are not prepared to be seen laughing at? How do you define wit in such a way that you don't appear to be just a pretentious tosser with an exaggerated sense of his own importance and intelligence?
@MartinJWillett Come on, you can try spinning the story about everyone having their own sense of humour and that there's no such thing as bad taste in comedy, but I will always fervently disagree. For instance, you'll never convince me blue comedy is not the intellectual laziness of humour.
"... not prepared to be seen laughing at?" Seriously? Do you believe I "decide" what I do and don't find funny based on what people would think or something? How do you even come up with this stuff?
@BerzergerR If you have decided that blue comedy is intellectual laziness then clearly you do put your social climbing internal censor in control of your laugh reflex. It is very telling that you see being intellectually lazy as a sin. You clearly laugh to be seen to be laughing. That is pathetic.
For me I laugh if it's funny and I try very hard never to let my sense of humour be controlled by the narrow-minded pillock tendencies which you let control yours.
@MartinJWillett Look, I'm going to put it as simply as I possibly can. If I find something funny, I laugh at it. If I don't find it funny, I don't laugh even if others do. But when others try to tell me what to find funny, that's where I draw the line. Blue comedy for example is not funny to me because I never saw anything funny in it, because It never invoked the "laugh reflex" in my body. NOT because I "decided" that it is below my high horse. (cont)
@MartinJWillett You, however, seem to believe that I, at some point, did find it funny but later "decided" I no longer want to laugh at it. And you continued to openly uphold that delusion for the better part of the conversation. I just can't understand why.
@BerzergerR Good. We are agreed then. You know what you think, I know what I think, you know what I think you think and I think I know what you think. You can't under stand it and I can.
He's concerned and offended at Jo's disapproval. It's so innocent, so brilliant. And then he laughs at her as she's taking the piss, amazingly pleased with himself. Totally undeterred, he carries on.
my brother had an accident moving house. a bed fell on him. a sofa fell on him and lots of cushions and pillows fell on him. i phoned the hospital to see how he was. they said he was comfortable.
@spliefer Fuck me silly, you're shitting me? Fuck and shit are fucking censored? That shits fucked, shits fucking not as bad as fuck and fuck, fucks not even that bad,
The way Alan was observing Jo at 0:07 was so calculative, as though wondering why she wasn't enjoying the joke like she should. Bless him, I found the jokes hilarious!
There was a typewriter and a toaster, and they were having a bath together. The toaster says, "Hey, could you pass me the soap mate?" And the typewriter replies, "No sorry, I haven't got any arms."
I know Jo was probably having a go at Alan for comedic effect, but nonetheless I find it ironic because those jokes are much funnier than all her tedious marriage and husband material she spouts at every opportunity.
@MrFivefivefivesix Well done for quoting a joke from the video. Oddly, after watching the video, I had already heard the joke. Why the need to put it as a comment? Use some imagination and come up with a fucking comment and stop quoting things from the video we have all just seen.
@mykovn Yes, in fact I would, and even if they weren't, it's hardly appropriate to say so. It's just basic courtesy to keep some things to yourself. But whatever.
@mykovn Yes, in fact I would, and even if they weren't, it's hardly appropriate to say so. It's just basic courtesy to keep some things to yourself. But whatever.
@SqueekyStallion1 Yeah, like you would get with a girl that isn't as good looking as normal. I bet you my life you wouldn't. Don't give me that lame ass excuse " I'm only looking out for her personality, I don't care how they look like" bullshit. Plus that isn't offensive at all. I'm only stating a fact and the fact is, they're ugly. You're like those idiots who thinks saying the world 'Black' is offensive and we should state them as African American.
@mykovn How does somebody's level of physical attraction any way to judge them? It's like if everybody was born with a number and you mock people who were born with lower numbers.
@Yugemos1 Dude look at everybody who were debating with me stopped after I put some logic and common sense to their head. They also think I am right. I'm not mocking or anything, just called stating a fact. If you guys would really like how I would change myself and not judge the book by its cover then go ahead and boycott the U.S. This is how the government raise me. To hate, to be violent, to judge and to kill innocent people based on their 'cover'.
The government didn't raise you your parents did. We are all very sorry that your parents were idiots. Also we aren't surprised that given your upbringing you turned out to also be an idiot. We certainly shouldn't hold it against you, but we will.
@z3r0t0l3r4ns That coming from a hater? I guess you were imagining me as you so you can tell that all to yourself without bearing the guilt of actually saying that to yourself to not let you feel any lower than you're already are. Nice way to admit that you're a pathetic loser huh? Btw, so you don't think it's what the government is trying to teach kids these days? How World and even U.S History are mostly about the bad of what other race did? Isn't that teaching kids to hate other races?
@TrollReborn Wow I can't believe my words (literally) hurt you guys more than Hitler killing more than 6 millions jews including millions of other races too, and of course starting world wars. I'm that bad huh? Maybe I can talk
Jo's reaction is just absolutley perfect :D
glitteraddict44 2 weeks ago
i guess im an imbocile then, and im over 7 :/ haha love this clip!
Shany463 3 weeks ago
best comedy quiz show ever!
2nd place is never mind the buzzcocks.
3rd place is shooting stars.
YouNewb100 1 month ago
so what is this show? just british people sharing facts they found on wikipedia?
Samodrei 1 month ago
@Samodrei yup
nejtilsvampe 1 month ago
if this was an American show, Alan would've had to make a public apology the next day for his Mexican impersonation.
Murder0redruM 1 month ago 12
@Murder0redruM you mean like when the BBC folded and asked TG to do the same?
StanOfGB 4 weeks ago
@Murder0redruM Lies, I always hear Mexican impression's on American T.V. The difference here is that it's not meant in a bad manner or harmful way,to try and degrade Mexicans. An example would be like the insult that occurred on Top Gear that was "offensive", he never apologized and no one in Mexico really actually gave a shit. It was a political stunt the Mexican government always pulls to distract us while they continue "under the table" offers with the U.S. and take away our rights.
SackFulloApplez1993 1 week ago
@SackFulloApplez1993
he was being sarcastic. you fail
Mohrkai 1 week ago
@Mohrkai lol wut???
SackFulloApplez1993 1 week ago
@SackFulloApplez1993
fail, you fail!
Mohrkai 1 week ago
@Mohrkai Okay I fail, now explain.
SackFulloApplez1993 1 week ago
I love Jo's reaction in this, it really compliments Alan's style
goibee 1 month ago
Stephen
"Oh, don't look at me like that! You fucking pig-eyed sack of shit! Don't you do that!"
... and still charming:)
lucii69jucii 1 month ago 8
i love how alan always tries to piss off jo:)
lucii69jucii 1 month ago 4
What's blue and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
What's brown and runs round your garden?
A fence
neffonmyknee 1 month ago 2
@neffonmyknee you mean red, not blue?
TheArabassist 1 month ago
When Stephen said: What's red and silly? I thought he was gonna say Alan in his shirt :P
Stainymor 1 month ago 7
Alan is such an adorable guy :D
tequiero7891 1 month ago
I spilled spot remover on my dog, now he's gone.
PowerNdust 2 months ago 2
My personal favourite.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding it's breath.
LyndzyLentil 2 months ago 2
@LyndzyLentil i've heard that joke in a different way. what's pink & fluffy? pink fluff. what's blue & fluffy? pink fluff in disguise
sharky1105 1 month ago
"Do you have any other jokes where the punchline's a sti-"
"LOADS!"
artypush 2 months ago 5
I watched this a year ago. Still gets me EVERY TIME.
victorianonymous 2 months ago 2
omg mr fry sworr omf stil love thim tho
MIZZboom1 2 months ago
"Oh, Don't look at me like that, you F***ing pigeyed sack of shit"
aaah.... Stephen....
kryl0b 2 months ago 2
Alan: What's brown and sticky?
Me: Anal.
RayKanen69 2 months ago in playlist QI2
@RayKanen69 Jimmy Carr FTW.
blainyrules 2 months ago
did you know helen keller had a dog
Nether did she
makingmoney146 2 months ago
did you know helen keller had a dog? nether did she :3
makingmoney146 2 months ago
This makes me laugh every single time I watch it!
Love the naughty strawberry joke in particular :D
1100ema1100 2 months ago
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why did kelly fall off her bike?
- because her mum threw a fridge at her
ninarox94 2 months ago
why did kelly fall of her bike?
- because her mum threw a fridge at her
ninarox94 2 months ago
@HectorTheBichon Can you explain the "What's red and silly" joke to me? I don't understand the punchline at all. Sure blood clots are red, but how are they silly? Sounds just disgusting. (I bet that's why Alan made that face at Fry, because he didn't get it either.)
Crunchy68 2 months ago
@Crunchy68 clot is a old english insult meaning someone is a fool (or silly)
christianparkour91 2 months ago
@Crunchy68 Clot is another word for someone who's a little thick or a bit stupid. in other words, someone who's a bit silly.
kryl0b 2 months ago
@WLYBEE I'm deleting your comment as I do not allow misogyny and sexism on my videos. Direct your ignorance elsewhere.
rageloveszephyr 3 months ago
what was alans second stick joke, couldnt hear for the laughing?
mrblueboy99 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@mrblueboy99 what do you call a boomarang that won't come back?
RobsTimesFilms 2 months ago
@mrblueboy99 what do you call a boomerang taht won't come back
andreicmello 2 days ago
The more I watch this terrific show the more I fall in love with Alan.
Too damn funny and so cute, like a naughty little boy!
Babyhowdy233 3 months ago
I love how Alan stares at Jo as he says the punchline to the mushroom joke!
TimeWithinTime 3 months ago
omg i luv alan haha its funny cause i didnt get the joke and felt really dumb when shes like thts a joke for an imbocile :/ haha but i get it now :)
Shany463 3 months ago in playlist Shany463's favorites 2
10 - It looked so serious the whole time I could? not stop laughing.
Slavoo10 3 months ago
what program did you record with? look good
visaodem102 3 months ago
superb video my friend i made one like this but yours is better
WowZock3rx589 3 months ago
Alan's legendary cuteness is what makes Qi what it is
MissPezzalicious 3 months ago 83
What's red and sits in a corner?
A naughty strawberry :)
MsChaChaCharlotte 4 months ago 3
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre
SchwarzeWitwe2 4 months ago 4
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
SchwarzeWitwe2 4 months ago
It's hairy from the outside, wet on the inside it's starts with a C and ends with a T
A coconut
yajo891 4 months ago
@CiaranMcGarry1 Ah, thanks for the source. Didn't know.
xyz39808comments 4 months ago
better in a mexican accent
LewisMarriott95 4 months ago 4
My grandfather's last wish before he died was to be covered in butter.
He started going downhill very quickly after that.
xyz39808comments 5 months ago 2
Alan's face at the blood clot joke! Bless him xD.
him050 5 months ago 49
What did the tree do for his sisters birthday party?
A Schtick
gbushimprov 5 months ago
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Shut the fuck up Jo Brand
LLOYD19851012 5 months ago
@MartinJWiller @BezergerR honestly? Shut up.
PiscisCruor 5 months ago
The mushroom joke is for children because it doesn't even make a hint of an effort to undermine the society she so despises.
MartinJWillett 6 months ago
What's white and dangerous?
A fridge up a tree
TaffTalk 6 months ago
I really hate to see normally entertaining people stoop to such level for a few cheap laughs. This kind of humour is not just painfully unfunny, it doesn't even feel right to call it "humour" in the first place.
BerzergerR 6 months ago
@BerzergerR Then why bother clicking on 'stupid jokes'?
ben1111113 6 months ago
@ben1111113 Because I was hoping to see something funny. Expectations were not met.
BerzergerR 6 months ago
@BerzergerR And what you actually got were stupid jokes?
ben1111113 6 months ago
@BerzergerR Oh perish the thought that people who make their living being funny should actually enjoy telling simple jokes. That's as terrible an idea as Lewis Hamilton popping out in the car to visit his mum.
What is it that these jokes lack that prevents you from being seen to be amused by them? Painfully unfunny means you hurt yourself resisting the urge to show amusement at something which you consider somehow too crude or simple for you to be amused by. Get over yourself.
MartinJWillett 6 months ago
@MartinJWillett Um... where exactly did you get that retarded notion that I have an urge to show amusement at this to begin with, let alone suppress that urge? As for what the jokes lack, well... Wit, for one. Or we might as well start laughing at "what's black and round? A bowling ball!" On a side note, did you seriously get pissed at me for not finding stupid jokes funny?
BerzergerR 6 months ago
@BerzergerR How do you define a stupid joke other than one you are not prepared to be seen laughing at? How do you define wit in such a way that you don't appear to be just a pretentious tosser with an exaggerated sense of his own importance and intelligence?
MartinJWillett 6 months ago
@MartinJWillett Come on, you can try spinning the story about everyone having their own sense of humour and that there's no such thing as bad taste in comedy, but I will always fervently disagree. For instance, you'll never convince me blue comedy is not the intellectual laziness of humour.
"... not prepared to be seen laughing at?" Seriously? Do you believe I "decide" what I do and don't find funny based on what people would think or something? How do you even come up with this stuff?
BerzergerR 6 months ago
@BerzergerR If you have decided that blue comedy is intellectual laziness then clearly you do put your social climbing internal censor in control of your laugh reflex. It is very telling that you see being intellectually lazy as a sin. You clearly laugh to be seen to be laughing. That is pathetic.
For me I laugh if it's funny and I try very hard never to let my sense of humour be controlled by the narrow-minded pillock tendencies which you let control yours.
MartinJWillett 6 months ago
@MartinJWillett Look, I'm going to put it as simply as I possibly can. If I find something funny, I laugh at it. If I don't find it funny, I don't laugh even if others do. But when others try to tell me what to find funny, that's where I draw the line. Blue comedy for example is not funny to me because I never saw anything funny in it, because It never invoked the "laugh reflex" in my body. NOT because I "decided" that it is below my high horse. (cont)
BerzergerR 6 months ago
@MartinJWillett You, however, seem to believe that I, at some point, did find it funny but later "decided" I no longer want to laugh at it. And you continued to openly uphold that delusion for the better part of the conversation. I just can't understand why.
BerzergerR 6 months ago
@BerzergerR Good. We are agreed then. You know what you think, I know what I think, you know what I think you think and I think I know what you think. You can't under stand it and I can.
Next.
MartinJWillett 6 months ago
@HectorTheBichon I've remebered all these jokes and retold them many times. Along with a few others I've heard.
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.
CyanideSovereign 6 months ago
What do a grape and a duck have in common?
They can both fly, except for the grape.
tubedoey 6 months ago 2
I love how he's not even looking at Stephen.
He's concerned and offended at Jo's disapproval. It's so innocent, so brilliant. And then he laughs at her as she's taking the piss, amazingly pleased with himself. Totally undeterred, he carries on.
Llynok 6 months ago 5
@HectorTheBichon Whoop. Excuse my male normativity, I'm a moron.
Dan7Bow 6 months ago
@HectorTheBichon Excellent, sir.
Dan7Bow 6 months ago
How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door and put it in.
How do you get an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, take the giraffe out and put the elephant in.
There is a meeting and all the animals attend except one. Which is it? The elephant as he is still in the fridge.
You must cross a river which is crocodile infested. How do you get across? Just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the meeting.
itislupus08 6 months ago 5
so they bleep out 'fuck' but not 'shit'?
Stbricechannel 6 months ago
what does a cow sing when it crosses the road............nothing its a cow
evildogheretic 6 months ago
How do you get an elepahant into a refrigerator?
1. Open the door.
2. Put in the elephant.
3. Close door.
CptColumbo 6 months ago
@CptColumbo And how can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge? - By the footprints in the quark...
kroschfoenigin 6 months ago
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@kroschfoenigin How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator?
1. Open the door.
2. Take out the elephant.
3. Put in the giraffe
4. Close door.
Finally, who would win in a race between and elephant and a giraffe?
The elephant. The giraffe is still in the refrigerator.
CptColumbo 6 months ago
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CptColumbo 6 months ago
my brother had an accident moving house. a bed fell on him. a sofa fell on him and lots of cushions and pillows fell on him. i phoned the hospital to see how he was. they said he was comfortable.
MrRobgregory 7 months ago
when is a door not a door?
When it's ajar
Rob88Uk 7 months ago
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101rocketmail 7 months ago
What's brown and in a German forest?
A Shtick.
anonimystro12345 7 months ago
Alan Davies cracks me up...
Leibowitz 7 months ago
a rude one, but good
what do you call a deer without eyes?
no idea
what do you call a deer without eyes or legs?
still no idea
well what do you call a deer without eyes, legs or a dick?
still no fucking idea
ewebb16 7 months ago 2
@ewebb16 Only works in a non-rhotic accent.
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
SchwarzeWitwe2 7 months ago
i love how fuck is censored but shit isnt :P
spliefer 7 months ago
@spliefer Fuck me silly, you're shitting me? Fuck and shit are fucking censored? That shits fucked, shits fucking not as bad as fuck and fuck, fucks not even that bad,
bebop7c2 7 months ago
what's green and smells of paint
green paint
teknotacoz 7 months ago
Aww... Allan
MrJJMcLean 7 months ago 3
why did the fungi leave the party?
Because there wasn't muchroom!
itislupus08 7 months ago 121
@mistytinker13 Clot sounds like clod, which is a British term for a stupid person.
Aemoth 7 months ago
@Aemoth 'Clot' also means 'stupid person' not just 'clod'.
nuttygirl2001 7 months ago
What do you call a Fly without wings?
A Walk
TBEasyC 7 months ago 11
I don't get the blood clot one?
mistytinker13 8 months ago 2
Alan Davies is so funny, every time i see this i crack up laughing so much that i can't get up! <3
Jcreek1234 8 months ago
Do you have any other jokes where the punchli--
LOADS
MrBuch169169 8 months ago 36
i love Alan' reaction to Stephen's joke. and love stephen's reaction to alan's reaction even more!!! <3
icekold666 8 months ago 8
How did Darth Vader know what you were getting for christmas?
He felt your preseants....
XD
msbloweverythingup 8 months ago 5
I just loveeeee this!
hayleyhands 9 months ago
The way Alan was observing Jo at 0:07 was so calculative, as though wondering why she wasn't enjoying the joke like she should. Bless him, I found the jokes hilarious!
NicoleAshley 9 months ago 5
I want to shag Alan Davies so hard. Do any other men feel the same way? :D Or is it just me...
zaitesushion 9 months ago 9
@zaitesushion
Oh, he's definitely worth at least a little snog. ^_^
MrBoboFace 9 months ago 4
An Easter joke for all you mushrooms...
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit warren?
Hot cross bunnies!!!
Digdigs2 10 months ago
There was a typewriter and a toaster, and they were having a bath together. The toaster says, "Hey, could you pass me the soap mate?" And the typewriter replies, "No sorry, I haven't got any arms."
SlappaDeBassMon 10 months ago
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts.
SlappaDeBassMon 10 months ago
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
SlappaDeBassMon 10 months ago 3
What's white & wont fit down a rabbit hole?
A Fridge! =D .... I could go all day!
MrLittletomdj 10 months ago 5
Horrible jokes, but laughed really, really hard... What does that say about me, I wonder?
yaoichick 10 months ago
I know Jo was probably having a go at Alan for comedic effect, but nonetheless I find it ironic because those jokes are much funnier than all her tedious marriage and husband material she spouts at every opportunity.
matthewkoz 10 months ago
why is the blood clot "silly"?
sbwpolo14 10 months ago
@sbwpolo14 Because in the UK clot is a slang term for an idiot/fool.
2charliep 10 months ago
What's red and sits in the corner?
A naughty strawberry.
MrFivefivefivesix 10 months ago 5
@MrFivefivefivesix Well done for quoting a joke from the video. Oddly, after watching the video, I had already heard the joke. Why the need to put it as a comment? Use some imagination and come up with a fucking comment and stop quoting things from the video we have all just seen.
mattissotrendy 10 months ago
@mattissotrendy Hurr, you all pissed off. :]
MrFivefivefivesix 10 months ago
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A Brick.
CptColumbo 10 months ago 98
I actually think the carrot one is pretty funny... *meganerd*
phemyda94 11 months ago 4
a carrot!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD
ruelSbaker 11 months ago
lol is it bad tht i dont get stephens joke lol :S
magichick123456789 11 months ago
@magichick123456789 A clot is english slang for an idiot/fool
noobersers 9 months ago
I could listen to these all days.
teawesome 1 year ago
1:04 Alan looks like a kid that just gotten their parent to swear :)
KeziahBryceland 1 year ago
Bloody hell! That's aggressive of Stephen there! D=
UltimateDalekMaster 1 year ago
Anyone know which episode this is? Thanks!
CosplayingCassie 1 year ago
@CosplayingCassie s2e08
it's brilliant!
deehamma83 1 year ago
@deehamma83 Thank you very much! I shall go and watch it now :D
CosplayingCassie 1 year ago
I LOVE it when he swears. You just don't expect it, and then the 'Fucking pig-eyed sack of shit' comes out of nowhere.
sparkkle2 1 year ago 9
I want to be Alan's naughty strawberry...
Too much info?
NonExistentCodes 1 year ago
I like Rich Hall's joke the best..... seconded only to Alan's ushroom joke in the funny voice.....
Whats green and sings?
Elvis Parsley...
QuirkyGirl12345 1 year ago
When Stephen asks "what's red and silly?", I thought he'd say 'Alan Davies'
victorianonymous 1 year ago 3
I'm more amused by Jo's reaction to well, everything.
Kelennis 1 year ago
his last joke with the fungi and that voice:')! i literally rofl'd at all those jokes
LaurenLovesTimmyTime 1 year ago
rofl at stephens joke. it gave off such an awkward moment
Pussyfluid 1 year ago
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Ugly ppl
mykovn 1 year ago
@mykovn I'm sorry, this video is moron-free. Please direct yourself to a video of flatulence.
rageloveszephyr 1 year ago 224
@rageloveszephyr +1 internets for you
MaikMagee 10 months ago
@mykovn What the fuck is wrong with you, seriously?
EmmyNeander 11 months ago
@EmmyNeander What? So you would disagree with me that these people are in fact not ugly but beautiful?
mykovn 11 months ago
@mykovn Yes, in fact I would, and even if they weren't, it's hardly appropriate to say so. It's just basic courtesy to keep some things to yourself. But whatever.
EmmyNeander 11 months ago
@mykovn Yes, in fact I would, and even if they weren't, it's hardly appropriate to say so. It's just basic courtesy to keep some things to yourself. But whatever.
EmmyNeander 11 months ago
@mykovn The only ugly people here are shallow fucks such as yourself.
SqueekyStallion1 11 months ago
@SqueekyStallion1 Yeah, like you would get with a girl that isn't as good looking as normal. I bet you my life you wouldn't. Don't give me that lame ass excuse " I'm only looking out for her personality, I don't care how they look like" bullshit. Plus that isn't offensive at all. I'm only stating a fact and the fact is, they're ugly. You're like those idiots who thinks saying the world 'Black' is offensive and we should state them as African American.
mykovn 11 months ago
@mykovn How does somebody's level of physical attraction any way to judge them? It's like if everybody was born with a number and you mock people who were born with lower numbers.
Yugemos1 11 months ago
@Yugemos1 Dude look at everybody who were debating with me stopped after I put some logic and common sense to their head. They also think I am right. I'm not mocking or anything, just called stating a fact. If you guys would really like how I would change myself and not judge the book by its cover then go ahead and boycott the U.S. This is how the government raise me. To hate, to be violent, to judge and to kill innocent people based on their 'cover'.
mykovn 11 months ago
@mykovn
The government didn't raise you your parents did. We are all very sorry that your parents were idiots. Also we aren't surprised that given your upbringing you turned out to also be an idiot. We certainly shouldn't hold it against you, but we will.
z3r0t0l3r4ns 10 months ago
@z3r0t0l3r4ns That coming from a hater? I guess you were imagining me as you so you can tell that all to yourself without bearing the guilt of actually saying that to yourself to not let you feel any lower than you're already are. Nice way to admit that you're a pathetic loser huh? Btw, so you don't think it's what the government is trying to teach kids these days? How World and even U.S History are mostly about the bad of what other race did? Isn't that teaching kids to hate other races?
mykovn 10 months ago
@mykovn You are worse than Hitler I hope you die horribly.
TrollReborn 9 months ago
@TrollReborn Wow I can't believe my words (literally) hurt you guys more than Hitler killing more than 6 millions jews including millions of other races too, and of course starting world wars. I'm that bad huh? Maybe I can talk
mykovn 9 months ago
@TrollReborn You do know in a QI episode using Hitler deems you have lost the arguement
qimaster333 9 months ago 7
@qimaster333 @TrollReborn We don't care, unless you tell us a silly joke!
1990Adamd 9 months ago
@1990Adamd All right then. Why did Santa Claus have to close his toy factory? Elf and Safety!
qimaster333 9 months ago 3
@qimaster333 There! :-)
1990Adamd 9 months ago
@qimaster333 i don't get it. I probably don't because my english isn't good enough. could you please explain it to me?
wubs23 9 months ago
@wubs23 Because elf can sound like health!
qimaster333 9 months ago
@qimaster333 Well done XD
CairoDuqane 8 months ago
@qimaster333 that was awesome
chez300 9 months ago
"Do you have any other jokes where the punchlines are st-?"
"LOADS."
Love this show.
XGL93 1 year ago 4
I LOVE Alan's giggle.......priceless
ANewAttitude1 1 year ago
@leemaycry
Oh ok, now it makes sense! :D
Not my fault, I'm not British :P
superchief86 1 year ago
LOL! I freaking love this show!
TrinneLovesAll13 1 year ago
lol why is it funnier when alan says the jokes in his mexican accent its effin priceless
hlcooper 1 year ago
At 1:05 Alan looks like a f***ing pig-eyed sack of shit... LOL
DominatorXWF 1 year ago
What got screwed? Rolling stones.
cat0the0cat 1 year ago
The bloodclot one doesnt make sense so your not missing out on anything
sluggishkingash 1 year ago
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Yesman812 1 year ago