Banks are a fucking joke. My bank recently deposited $800 of my money into someone else's account, lord only fucking knows how they or why they did that. But I waited a few days to see if they'd correct it and nothing happened. Finally went down there and was like what the fuck's up with that $800 I just deposited. Fucking teller acts like that shit happens all the time and just changes it back. WATCH YOUR STATEMENTS PEOPLE, the banks can and will fuck you over at every opportunity,
reading some of the comments on thois page are making me think about starting an account at a credit union. i pay 10$ a month just to keep my money at tcf . .. they never told me they were gunna start taking the money, they just kinda started to do it. fucking pisses me off so much. the whole deal with banks was that they use ur money to loan to other ppl and thts how they make their money but now they just take it from u. fucking no shame dude. we jsut sit there taking it too :(
I've had an account at a Credit Union for 8 years. Never had a problem. No service fees, no nothing. I love it. I still think its bullshit that big banks are still charging service fees after our fucking tax dollars bailed them out. Yeah. The rich get richer. Welcome to America.
Pull all your money out close the account then open an account at a Credit Union.Big banks HATE credit Unions they are the only honest PRIVATE banks left that the bankers cant fucking mess with.
Pull everything out, use a different bank, Law Suit. If the law wont help you, destroy their property until you feel you've been vindicated. Or simply take it out on the guy behind the counter, remember he works their every day.
Four months my ass. BOA called me on my NEW PHONE NUMBER THAT I TOLD THEM NOTHING ABOUT, about me owing them $93 despite the fact that I closed my account with them OVER TWO YEARS AGO. Fuck banks. Fuck em
the business of banking is theft. there is no ethical way to conduct an unethical business. the problem is not abuse within the system, the abuse IS the system.
in their fucked up way they are right...if you dont both notice AND have proof you were mugged, raped, cheated, defrauded, or scammed, you have no avenue of justice.
"its on us" to bring fattened beast to the slaughter. its centuries of parasitic existence is the root of nearly every modern ill.
The other day on tv they said "... like back in the days when women were treated like property..."
Huh? WTF does that mean? Were there 'women auctions' or something? If not being treated like property is probably a good thing -- you TAKE CARE OF your property, compared to today when its 'fuck it, let the bitch fend for herself'
I wonder if there will ever come a day when we look back and say the banks treated us like SLAVES -- at least thats fucking TRUE.
My bank owed me $350 and refused to credit my account and after 2weeks being nice, I got mad. When I got home from work I called the banks executive VP (community bank with only about 20 branches) and he smarted off, that really got me pissed. I told him I would be at the main branch in about ten minutes, he would know who I was because Id be wearing my red Halliburton coveralls and my ass whoopin boots. Before I even got to the bank, he called back and said my account had been credited.
Did he ever get the money back?
Sephlock 1 week ago
He should of named the bank.
ballbaggonebad 1 week ago
Stick to small banks.
Rangerscott69 3 weeks ago
@omble 5:52
thevgman 3 weeks ago
Bill Burr For President
SamhainStalker 4 weeks ago
My bank started a fee in December, if I don't get it back I will move to another bank.
fistoffries 1 month ago
Banks are a fucking joke. My bank recently deposited $800 of my money into someone else's account, lord only fucking knows how they or why they did that. But I waited a few days to see if they'd correct it and nothing happened. Finally went down there and was like what the fuck's up with that $800 I just deposited. Fucking teller acts like that shit happens all the time and just changes it back. WATCH YOUR STATEMENTS PEOPLE, the banks can and will fuck you over at every opportunity,
grgmys 2 months ago 2
i concur Bill i really do
iwanttofight69 3 months ago
Banking/usury is a cruel scam. They make the mafia look honorable.
mrbrianmccarthy 3 months ago
reading some of the comments on thois page are making me think about starting an account at a credit union. i pay 10$ a month just to keep my money at tcf . .. they never told me they were gunna start taking the money, they just kinda started to do it. fucking pisses me off so much. the whole deal with banks was that they use ur money to loan to other ppl and thts how they make their money but now they just take it from u. fucking no shame dude. we jsut sit there taking it too :(
keggerous 3 months ago
I've had an account at a Credit Union for 8 years. Never had a problem. No service fees, no nothing. I love it. I still think its bullshit that big banks are still charging service fees after our fucking tax dollars bailed them out. Yeah. The rich get richer. Welcome to America.
iheartnes 3 months ago in playlist More videos from PaperBagBandits
Pull all your money out close the account then open an account at a Credit Union.Big banks HATE credit Unions they are the only honest PRIVATE banks left that the bankers cant fucking mess with.
gijoekfg1969 3 months ago
the munsters! wooo
emowashere 4 months ago in playlist Bill Burr podcast
fuck banks, everyone will get theirs in the end
TheCroatiaKid 5 months ago
I work at a bank. Every morning I eat an african baby then climb into my human suit and go to work.
JacksInn 5 months ago 3
@JacksInn lmao!!!
mlo75 3 months ago
They can't "refund" the money they stole? Bullshit.
stopthehatechild 6 months ago 2
LMAO!!!. That was one of the funniest rants I've ever heard in my life
snakejohnson 6 months ago
gc = good cunt
anthonini7 6 months ago
Pull everything out, use a different bank, Law Suit. If the law wont help you, destroy their property until you feel you've been vindicated. Or simply take it out on the guy behind the counter, remember he works their every day.
Shyhalu 6 months ago
Rofl. This female rant came out of fucking nowhere.
GreenGearMood 7 months ago
Talk to your congressman about it. It won't do anything, but at least it will feel like it.
gotanydrugsman 7 months ago
@gotanydrugsman Ah yes, the illusion that something got done.
thekhai 6 months ago
Banks keep records for ever! They lie(d)!
JeffTheDude777 7 months ago
I feel your pain Bill. All of their policies are something out of the Patriot Act.
feistypaws 7 months ago
Fuck the banks. Take your dollars out of the bank and put it into physical gold and silver.
Torgo1969 7 months ago
Four months my ass. BOA called me on my NEW PHONE NUMBER THAT I TOLD THEM NOTHING ABOUT, about me owing them $93 despite the fact that I closed my account with them OVER TWO YEARS AGO. Fuck banks. Fuck em
OrganOwner 9 months ago
Damn Bill, your my favorite comedian, and your well on my way to being my favorite human being period.
justinpcannon1 9 months ago
So paranoid.
shoney 10 months ago
BUY
SILVER BULLION
THAT'S EASY TO SELL BACK
ENGLEHART / JOHNSON-MATTHEY ---- 100 OZ BARS BABY
GET THE F--- OUT OF PAPER
GET THE F--- OUT OF PAPER
THE DOLLAR WAS DESTROYED
savagegalt 10 months ago
LOCAL
BANKS
OR
CREDIT UNIONS
ONLY
JP MORGAN CHASE - LITERALLY - OWNS THE PRIVATE FED RESERVE BANK
END PRIVATE CENTRAL BANKS
END PRIVATE CENTRAL BANKS
F--- BAILED OUT BANKS
savagegalt 10 months ago
the business of banking is theft. there is no ethical way to conduct an unethical business. the problem is not abuse within the system, the abuse IS the system.
in their fucked up way they are right...if you dont both notice AND have proof you were mugged, raped, cheated, defrauded, or scammed, you have no avenue of justice.
"its on us" to bring fattened beast to the slaughter. its centuries of parasitic existence is the root of nearly every modern ill.
KILL IT!
knowthingman 1 year ago 2
The other day on tv they said "... like back in the days when women were treated like property..."
Huh? WTF does that mean? Were there 'women auctions' or something? If not being treated like property is probably a good thing -- you TAKE CARE OF your property, compared to today when its 'fuck it, let the bitch fend for herself'
I wonder if there will ever come a day when we look back and say the banks treated us like SLAVES -- at least thats fucking TRUE.
mindprism 1 year ago
"What's goin on with this 40 year old guy and his ward, thats when they brought in Cat Woman."
JesseJHartless 1 year ago
I have 10 thousand dollars in a savings account in Wachovia. I get 40 cents a month interest for that 10 thousand dollars.
How petty is that? I'm losing more than that from inflation.
ninjajesus81 1 year ago
Banks aren't getting shit from me!
Catwoman is a flamboyantly costumed criminal. She might have some interesting shit to say.
lastunusedname 1 year ago
My bank owed me $350 and refused to credit my account and after 2weeks being nice, I got mad. When I got home from work I called the banks executive VP (community bank with only about 20 branches) and he smarted off, that really got me pissed. I told him I would be at the main branch in about ten minutes, he would know who I was because Id be wearing my red Halliburton coveralls and my ass whoopin boots. Before I even got to the bank, he called back and said my account had been credited.
jjrglobal 1 year ago 3
Banks are horse shit.
GuineaJay 2 years ago 25