The Scouse Alphabet

[lfcynwajusticefor96]

i am from liverpool and this is funny pround to scouse

[DizzyDixiePixie]

Im scouse. An scouse aint a accent... Its a language. BRAP :-)

[TheCaulfield1]

"A" is for Alright! Alright!

"B" is for Bevvie, Birkenhead and Birds

"C" is for Calm Down! Calm Down!

"E" is for Eh! Eh! Eh!

"M" is for Manchester *spit on the floor*

"T" is for thee do dough don't de dough

"Y" is for Y what! Y what!

You have to be a Scouser through and through to understand this.

This just made me LOL!!  SCOUSER AND PROUD!!

[myboytheharp]

@TheCaulfield1 i understood all of it and im from the black country

[TheCaulfield1]

@myboytheharp Good for you!!

[myboytheharp]

@TheCaulfield1 Indeed

[mgfaxlad]

Fucking scouse gits. Love it.

[marinefjk]

@ihatemexico

Learn to spell fella!! Its E N G L A N D mate, not ENGLIAND you silly fucktard.

Scouse as ya like!!

[marinefjk]

@sueyonder

Stay yonder away from the pool.

Scousers hate you and think you should die too. Go play throw bricks at yourself you meff.

[marinefjk]

@kingshax

You are a cock.

[PhilipTheaker2009]

LOL! Scouse fo the win.

[scouserap]

am frm liverpool dis is prppa funny lad M is for mankchester spits lmfaoo

LiverpoolFC 4 MANKS 1 lets recreate da score 2morra liverpool

[doggah32]

bout as funny as a funeral

[theyardieman]

@doggah32 u must go 2 sum buzzin funerals den larr

[plagius11]

Liverpool , i am. Bit Scouse. Ya Wat? Ya Wat? Funny. Mackkkies, Ackross The Mersey.

[seanjosephhayes]

GJ whoever ya are best accent my arse n ya know it lol

[MCxBeth]

For S dee shud of done Speke =/ jk I'm actually suprised dee didn't do Everton for E and spit on it! xD

[mrgak3]

im from Lpool FUCKIN funny this!

[TheVeneth]

i found this, ... on you tube :)) and it is very humorous, especially for someone who lived there.. worst memories.. but also tautfull..

[KINGSHAX10]

DIRTY SCOUSE

[leshark]

CAARM DAAWN CAARM DAAWN HAHAHAHAH!

[rotaryjac]

YA WAAA???? :D fukn luv it kid!

[stacygallagher]

haha dey do do dont dey do, funny shit, b is for birkenhead get in!!

[liverbird97]

m is for manchester THEN THEY SPIT ON IT:L:L:L

[eatmypies]

sue get a grip thats not nice CALM DOWN

[sueyonder]

hate scousers should all die

[CharlieBabsx]

fuck you im a fuckin scouser

[CAFC4EVAZ]

They're accents are funny. In a sexy kinda way

[GJGRIFFITHS0628]

nice one lol scousers everywere just blushed lol

[burnleyfan1965]

suprised they didnt say E was for Everton or L for Liverpool.funny sketch though

[CharlieBabsx]

why the fuck wud that put E is for everton. everton are the shittest footie team.

[crimsonrush]

@CharlieBabsx A typical hate-filled Kopite who are 100% responsible for the bad atmosphere between the 2 sets of supporters which has emerged in the last 20 years. Grow up.

[JALLFC]

y didnt he say liverpool least he said birkenhead tho

[arthur121121]

lol "z" is funniest

[cwoodboy94]

this is racked off.

[thejoemyster69]

I'm from the black country but don't talk like a yam yam but love the accent

Love the scouse accent aswell although you just can't beat the Welsh accent

Lmao

[ihatemexico36]

liverpool is scum of engliand

[randypanhandy]

You must be one racsist little shit! You probably haven't been to Liverpool.

One of them predjudice types who dont work and live at home with your mum. Believing the shite you hear of your mates, on the asda car park with a can of lager, acting hard and beating up 12 yr old pakistanis. Join the armed forces and that will quickly sort out your problems . Youll soon learn theres good and bad in all places. And they'll teach you to spell England properly!

[abigay182]

hahah well in!

[randypanhandy]

cheers abigay!

[foreverLongmore]

i loved that response, i felt arse being kicked. i'm a scouse, and fecking love being a scouser. if people actually stopped for 5 mins and spent some time with us, instead of making up lame stereotypes, they'd actually realise that yeah, some people are nobs, but there are far more nice people, like myself. there are idiots wherever you go, just because its liverpool, people think "scum"

well, you'd be wrong.

cheers randypanhandy :)

[randypanhandy]

Cheers Longmore!

[abigay182]

same, am a scouser too! lived in liverpool, birmingham and now live on the wirral ¬_¬ birkenhead tho, of all places! ahah

[Mysticpez]

come on its harry Enfield init?

hes a funny lad but he ad to include Birkenhead thou cause well its Birkenhead init? Too bad he never added liverpool but Why the F*ckin Manks?

[GJGRIFFITHS0628]

lmao he did spit after sayin that nasty word though YNWA

[genevaslab]

Well said!

[GJGRIFFITHS0628]

it's fuckin mad ladd people are just jealous cause we got the best accent innit fella

[ConnorWJH]

@GJGRIFFITHS0628 Yeah lad i agree, everyone knows a scousers accent, i reckon were world famous tbh ;)

[slickmeister18]

am from the black country n scousers am propa sound lyk its usually down south u get the pricks

[dgarbettproductions]

the black country owns, its better!!!!!!

[HalieghYoung]

DIRTY SCOUSERS!

MANCHESTERS THE DON

[mikeysmith121]

this doesnt touch the black country accent

pussys

[Muddy100]

ahahaha i love T! tey to tho tont tey tho!!!

[Ikaguah34]

Ahahaha! Everyone loves Gerry Marsden and his pacemaker!

[amanda366]

lol I'm a scouser from liverpool, and this made me laugh the last time I was on a ferry across the mersey. Cos they played the song, and I was rofl lolllll, FERRY ACROSS THE MERSEY! lol.... YA WA? XD, I ALWAYS say that, it so true lol =)

[princesssuzziebaybee]

lol funny

n every1 sayin its rubbish

yu dont get it soo keep ur opinons 2 ursel

[CharlieBabsx]

why the fuck would people keep their opinions to themselves when it says post comment :S and you just contradicted yourself cause you just added your opinion by sayin 'funny'. ya fuckin gimp

[Cdeklmdjbros]

lol fantastic1 ^^

[ScorpioSmithGirl]

This is really funny, to anyone watching this, who doesn't live in Britain, the likelihood is you won't get this!

[daithifleming]

I'm from Ireland, and I think its rubbish. Harry Enfield was overrated.

[Cdeklmdjbros]

stupid irish dick you don't even realy get this at all u just critisize everything

[daithifleming]

hahaha, thats nice. Back in your box now.

[lynam0]

you probably never met a Scouser if you dont find this funny

[daithifleming]

I have, and this isn't funny.

[CharlieBabsx]

you got no sense of humour. im from lpool and i found this funny

[ConnorWJH]

@CharlieBabsx Me too mate, well i'm from Birkenhead but still found it funny as like

[ConnorWJH]

@CharlieBabsx same mate, im from birkenhead but ahh well funny as this

[whitedevil2]

this sux

[antif4celtic]

yea that's because you live in the US.