Money can't buy knives

[gogreen04]

I would cut him, but I don't have a knife

[paradyse1542]

BEST SCENE EVER

[dreamer1481]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE, my family is qouting parts of this movie and it never gets old, this movie...as my dad would say....is the best movie about surfing and ninja's

[withashine]

this is one of my favorite movies but its sad because this movie is older then me. my friends never heard of it so im the only one who gets the jokes i say like "money cant buy knive"

[AvadaKadavraKC]

Me and my brother grew up watching this movie and I found it on DVD so I had to buy it. When we finally got a chance to watch it we couldn't stop laughing. We've have been making knives jokes for months. ;D

[sexyson91]

Beat scene of the movie. Money can't buy knives!!!

[ToonSxO]

Super Mario 64, Gameboy Colors, Kenan and Kel and Sock'em Boppers GOD i miss the 90's!

[calipnaylikewhoa]

money can't buy knives :)....... sadly i own his movie.... im gonna have a movie night

[swiftwren]

@calipnaylikewhoa sadly as if i have been huting for this sick puppy for years on dvd

[calipnaylikewhoa]

@swiftwren have u tried amazon?

[GreenGearMood]

What the?

WHAT THE?

That was actually really funny. What the hell?

[TIAGANG]

sooo jokes

[beckasha83]

Ohhh I haven't seen this movie in years!!!

[akusokuzan01]

Thank you Surf Ninjas, my childhood was molded by you single-handedly. My Game Gear's batteries even lasted forever after watching this movie and manning up.

[bloodsline]

moto surffffff!

[LiLJennieify]

@bloodsline MOTO SURF!

Love it

[seahawkers101]

I always tell my friends money can't buy knives but they never get the reference!

[beckasha83]

@seahawkers101 Me too! Finally somebody who understands...

[WhoisJacqueFresco]

Kwantsu Dude Kwantsu!

[daladiesman22]

who sings the music in the backround

[ChopShot99]

I'm with Zatch on this one:

'Is there anyway we can shut this chattering little monkey up?'

[aperfectfailyour]

there are people who go and see the Rocky Horror Picture show over and over. Well not at my theater. Its Surf Ninjas every friday 9pm without fail.

[ethansloan]

@aperfectfailyour i wish i lived near your theater

[RandomNPC15]

@aperfectfailyour are you serious??? Where do you live, I'd love to visit!!!

RHPS is awesome too >.> but I love that in a different way than I love Surf Ninjas

[Rougamaru]

@aperfectfailyour FUCKIN' A!

[sakuralove130]

o my god,i havent seen this movie since i was about 7. im 16 now,and i remembered almost this entire scene :D GREAT MOVIE

[syxx573]

more people watched this youtube clip then have seen the movie

[exodusx599]

This was the only scene that was slightly clever and not completely retarded.

[insider94]

thumbs down my friend..............this movie was epic

[Shotgunnova]

Ahaha...

[flyordien3rd]

smart ass i dont have a knife

[buljubasicedvin]

i kut him but I DONT HAVE A KNIFE LOL

[shinmegamanzx]

BEST MOVIE EVER

[KeybladeMaster33]

Best part of the movie! XD

[marlenflores2006]

i love this movie!!!! rob shnieder is the shit! lol this is one of my favorite all time movies............knives lol

[fucksatanism]

black people like shanking crackas

[Rougamaru]

YEE-AHHH BOIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

[xdomingu]

this movie is the shit..... I'm here at Texas tech and no one has ever heard of it! Im like ba-ba-ba, ba, ba barram!

[greytale]

I think you mean "Barbara Ann".  :)

[nami345]

My brother's at Tech and he's the one who showed it to me!

[magmahyre]

best movie ever

[kyokasanagi]

money can't buy knives,for everything else

there's mastercard.

[tomisntblue]

Greatest movie of the 90's

[skinchen]

LOL you know I'd cut him.....but I dont have a knife

[theoriok]

I'd cut him, but...

I don't have a knife...

[calamitynexus]

OMG

I had totally forgotten about this movie! Now I have the strange urge to watch it... yeah....awesome...

[crystalbella4]

yeah really me 2!! someone needs to put the whole movie on here!! PLEASE!!

[Captainman5]

Hahah, Money Can't buy knives!! Amazing!

[DeathPaladin945]

knives?

[djargus]

"Once I went into a cutlery store and said, 'Here's a hundred thousand dollars, can I buy a knife?' and they said 'No, money can't buy knives!' Gee, I guess that's why you hardly see any of them around!"

[Y2Jerichola]

The young rob schnieder, the good rob schnieder. i didnt even realise they were so different looking

[oldnotweak]

lol i loved this show! cause money cant buy KNIVES!

[fanuvgod1]

Rob Schneider made this movie funny.

[rashadbeckham]

Classic movie.

[Jprotevi]

Rob Schneider's best movie!

[joemj413]

Totally agree, that and Necessary Roughness are hidden gems of his.

[Niztap27]

@Jprotevi I totally just had this conversation with somebody earlier today. Totally agree!

[eazyd10]

rob schneider without adam sandler?

[3ninjasfan]

I wish somebody would post this movie. It's awesome!

[3ninjasfan]

You probably weren't even out of your mother's womb when this movie was made, so you basically don't know anything about the 90's.

[Banjopwns]

LOL thats a great movie

[djindoe]

quan soun dudes!

what is quan soun?

i dunno, i think it means free beer or something.

[sanrio1angel]

"kwan tsu"

[someloser190]

"You know I cut him but i don't have a knife"

[fidelyo123]

whatever happen to ernie reyes jr.? hes awesome!

[caats19]

last i saw with a relative role was the rundown with the rock. but he's in the new indy movie! he's one of those crazy fighters with the creepy masks that shoots darts.

[sanrio1angel]

he also hosted that martial arts show "the final fu" on mtv about 2-3years ago.

[azninvasion794]

hes gonna be in a new movie called the red canvas or something.

[jtigity]

HAHAHHAA! YES! so happy you put this clip up... classic stuff here.

[5id3wind3r]

i love this movie so much. its an old fav of my siblings and cuzs.

[anthony562]

i have the link to the movie send me a messege for it

[virusjack20]

quan soun dudes

[blueegyptiandragon]

LOL!! I love that movie! ~Why don't you just get the patch? ... look who I'm talkin' to...~

[Thisguy418]

That is my favorite part of the movie! :D

[hurcanvulcan]

where can i download this movie?

[grutta08]

How old is this film?

thank God he's not a red head!

[JTKumario]

The black dude is pretty funny too.

[Jaieliza]

That is Ton Loc. Fantastic 80's Rapper.

[JoshManAyers]

It's like the funniest part in the entire movie! :D

Everyone knows money can't buy knives! :D

[7553712]

lol i love surf ninjas

[OC132]

hahaha "is there anyway to shut this chartering monkey up" "you no i would cut him but i dont got a knife"

[tecknycs]

someone needs to put up the part where Rob's like, what if i lose this power?? hahahaha

[animefan0224]

i love this movie.Money ant buy knives

[y0un9warjah]

kelly hu is soooo friikn hott!!!!!!!!!

[FatalJapchae]

Zatch: Is there no way we can shut this chattering monkey up?!

Lieutenant Spence: You know I'd cut him, but, I don't have a knife.

LOL!

[Plague6669]

lol I always said "SHOOT HIM" after that lol

[eleanorgrose]

We love this movie so much we even have a shrine for it and know all the words. No worries brah!!!

[hangfeatphil]

If ANYONE thinkgs they love this movie more than me... They are sadly mistaken. "No worries, brah!"

[zweihand]

I love this movie more than you.

[hangfeatphil]

I WORE OUT 2 VHS cassets in a period of 3 months. I know every line from the movie in sequence, and i have the Surf Ninjas logo custom painted on the front of my 1974 Volkswagen THING. Not to mention that I have acquired the autographs of the entire main cast. How's that doin?

[zweihand]

Okay, I fold. You win. :(

[ninjawarriordex3]

Me too, I know every line of Surf Ninjas and Friday.

[ninjawarriordex3]

strike that now about 88%

[hangfeatphil]

No.

[JoshManAyers]

I can practically recite the entire movie! even in my sleep! :D

Which means I've recorded the movie into mp3 file format, so I can listen to it whenever I want; instead of watching it all the time!

I'm that obsessed with the movie! :D

[zweihand]

Btw, this is easily Rob Schneider's best performance ever. He's ACTUALLY FUNNY. I friggin' love this scene.

[paraparajmo]

He doesn't say "YOU CAN DO IT!!!" He's 30 years old and playing a teenager =(

[zweihand]

"YOU CAN DO IT" is fucking annoying. :( This was seriously his only good role, solely because he didn't say that shit.

[MisssRoxy]

Hahahahahahaha .. this scene was so funny he just keeps going on and on and ooooooooooooooooooooon ..

[Thestoner]

is their any way you could get the part

where they sing Pa pa pa pa puray?

OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

IF YOU EVER UPLOAD THAT PART SEND ME A MESSAGE K?

THANKZ.

[zweihand]

I think they were singing "BABA RAM", as a parody of the Beach Boys' "Barbara Ann".

[ziggo9292]

I put it up just for you.

[nicholaskiki]

put the whole movie on youtube

[swiftwren]

@Thestoner it's barbara anne they do it at the end and he sings it in assembly

[vadermarvel]

I love this movie specially the part with the barbara anne song

[skiie]

"you Know I'd cut him, but I don't have a knife"

[hangfeatphil]

"Why? Why would you cut him, Tone Loc?"

[akadijah]

i wanna watch this movie again ^^

[thebadguyhall]

Can you put the whole movie on youtube?

[Moviebro]

Own this movie.One of the best corny movies ever.I'm 24 and Surf Ninjas is just as entertaining as when I was a grom.

[creati0nz]

this movie is hot

[ballerscott23]

Solid movie. I haven't watched it for awhile but someone needs to post the class project scenes where they do the baburan thing.

[hnsez]

charro clan pwns comedy yo

[pinkpantherisgay]

HAH SO FUNNY HAH for a cherry clan member your pritty funny.