I'm pretty sure the dwarves piss in the lava. It would explain the seemingly purposeless pools you see flowing out of what appear to be sewer systems.
There is actually one you missed between these two, it involves Zev's romance being active. Starts with Oghren saying "She would have to go for an elf."
After, the human takes out some soap and begins washing his hands. "We humans have learned how to be clean and hygienic," he says to the others. The elf begins picking some leaves off the trees and wipes his hands with them. "We elves do as tradition has taught us and use what nature has provided." The dwarf, meanwhile, has pulled up his trousers and is already on his way down the trail. "And our ancestors," he calls back, "taught us dwarves not to piss on our hands!
@jessebrown1996 you are a moron
BeingShotAt 1 month ago
Oghren isn't a Dwarf, hes a troll.
PingtothePong2 3 months ago
Oghren=Gimli
Zevran=Legolas
jessebrown1996 7 months ago
@jessebrown1996
Nope.
TheHunte696 6 months ago
@TheHunte696 yep
jessebrown1996 6 months ago
@jessebrown1996
Nope.avi
TheHunte696 6 months ago
Zevran's laught after the joke was quite scary ;-)
InaNariva 7 months ago
I love zevs laugh in the english version x3
Mythika92 7 months ago
I'm pretty sure the dwarves piss in the lava. It would explain the seemingly purposeless pools you see flowing out of what appear to be sewer systems.
ElectromagNick 8 months ago
I don't know what it is about this bridge that causes the party conversations to happen. xD
ModdyDhoo 9 months ago
Galagraphia is the queen of the Dragon Age universe.
zachariahtri 9 months ago
"How dare he?" LMFAO xD
OMG, I've never heard, half of these conversations. I'll bring them together with me next time. :D
LittleFlorence 9 months ago
God Damnit I have to buy this game :( with all the add ons
FallenRaeLi21 10 months ago
hahahaha "knife-eared pipe-cleaner"
ker246 10 months ago
We need to have someone draw Oghren riding on Zevran's shoulders...
What WAS Oghren drinking?
"ELF!" "OGHREN!" *snickers*
Zevran's joke about the human elf and dwarf by the river is hysterical.
Dracowrath1 10 months ago
Pipe Cleaner = Win
mbbell23 11 months ago
God there both Hilarius. Massive miss out if you kill Zev thats for sure.
ZombiesCANTswim 1 year ago
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Гениально, ё-мое.. >_<
Alicendaaa 1 year ago
Гениально, епт... >_<
Alicendaaa 1 year ago
How do you get aliastiars armor?
VideoGameFantic 1 year ago
"Shows what you know about dwarves." I laughed so hard at that part.
Poondaddy804 1 year ago
"If you want to bed me, you have only to ask." Hahaha
NeverwinterKnight77 1 year ago
Legolas and Gimli... the true story.
KMxHearts 1 year ago 16
LadyLatis:
Not so...
...Elves are shorter than Humans? I saw the Elf and I was shorter than Alistair so...eh.
WolfytheWolf5667 1 year ago
You missed another one:
Zevran: Hello my stocky little friend!
Oghren: Huh. You got small breasts for a gal.
Zevran: Ah. This is where we begin the typical dwarven/elven rivalry, is it?
Oghren: Nahhh.
It sort of mocks the dwarven\elven rivalry in most fantasy settings.
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HalfLifeHalfDead 1 year ago 4
There is actually one you missed between these two, it involves Zev's romance being active. Starts with Oghren saying "She would have to go for an elf."
Linkforlife199 1 year ago
@Linkforlife199 probably, because I never romance Zev. I love tall guys XD
Galagraphia 1 year ago 6
Romance him as an elf then! xD Then he won't be tall.
LadyLatias 1 year ago
i like "oghren's beer" LOL
2Wolfheartwarrior 1 year ago
Zevran vs oghren...
EPIC
FIGHT EVER
LOL
leoar22569 1 year ago
The party members in Dragon Age: Origins should have their own talk show. XD
Stormforce101 1 year ago 17
@Stormforce101
u also shuld be able to take them ALL in a party, they are just so fucking fun. all of them! :)
JackBulik 1 year ago
Haha these ones are great! Thanks so much for posting!
I seriously lol'd damn loud when I heard Zevran's joke! Priceless!
Marilyndeee 1 year ago
How dare he.
and
That's heartwarming.
Zevran just lays verbal smackdown on all...
Stickki 1 year ago 2
ELF!
OGHREN!
stefuman 1 year ago 73
@stefuman This is just like the DAO version of "Shepard. Wrex."
naierer 3 weeks ago
my favourite is "the world of the tall" hearing oghren lose it is the best lol
aaron75fy 1 year ago
Lmao these guys are just epic xD
Relhio 1 year ago
LOL at 2:06
meganium329 1 year ago
ROTFL!!!! XD When Oghren insulted Zevran by calling him a nug-licker, I thought he said, "I'm not 2 feet tall, you swishy nut-licker!"
GatesOfAvalon 1 year ago 2
"If you want to bed me, you need but to ask." ;)
kensredemption 1 year ago 7
After, the human takes out some soap and begins washing his hands. "We humans have learned how to be clean and hygienic," he says to the others. The elf begins picking some leaves off the trees and wipes his hands with them. "We elves do as tradition has taught us and use what nature has provided." The dwarf, meanwhile, has pulled up his trousers and is already on his way down the trail. "And our ancestors," he calls back, "taught us dwarves not to piss on our hands!
Dyrssen 1 year ago 58
That's my Zevran! He is rediculously awsome :D
Rusk95 1 year ago
Hilarius XD
gothbros 2 years ago
OMG I haven't heard half of these! Thanks so much for posting!
DemonQueen75 2 years ago 7
@DemonQueen75
you are welcome :)
Galagraphia 2 years ago