Ellen Examines the Internet Lingo

[janey417]

BMD - buy more depends!!

[Shibanna]

PAH

[MsxParamorexfreak]

they also added the word Muggle to the english dictionary ^_^

[cutiepanda200]

KONY 2012

[Jillybean2234]

lol funny how teens are watching thiss haha

[HausOfJohn1]

WDIOTR = I ask myself this very often lol

[anase95]

@babyvlova131 it's because ppl was expected Oprah to give huge gifts

[anase95]

@babyvlova131 it's because everyone was expected Oprah to give huge gift

[dragonmaster475]

WDIOTR I PAH

[babyvlova131]

i dont get the half sister joke?

[healingduck]

@babyvlova131 Because around that time Oprah found out she had a half sister. And since Oprah is always giving away stuff, she was saying that Oprah would give everyone a half sister.

[LopeForestLope]

She looked in the dictionary and saw omg and lol and thought wtf (Wow thats fantastic!) :)

[TheJellymonty]

Come to think of it she does look like Gary Busey!

[averyluver1]

I love how she says doubble ya in stead of double you for "w"

[mrsmusicmaker1216]

WTF= Welcome To Facebook

[RJ8873]

my mom is just learning these abbreviations we use... but of course she comes up with a lot of her own ...which leaves us all :S. "Let's just call mom and see what she's trying to say"

[angelcat1016]

LUV Ellen

[jndafney]

LOL!! i can sooo picture Ellen dancing or something then you see her go down screaming "PAH"

[documentalrt]

Welcome to Facebook = WTF

Loving Octopuses like = LOL

Oh my grain = OMG

[MiroTheKing]

@documentalrt Crappy translations.

[perryton]

LOL!!!!

[Sara121593]

What's a hammy?

[XtreamFever]

@Sara121593 hamstring muscle in leg

[JTandRiCCi4lyf]

Can't...stop...watching.....el­len videos o.o

[SNT508]

I love Ellen!

[dcliveson96]

PAH!!

[susanneisthename]

I'm exploring youtube.. Of Ellen.

[MsTrinityaguilar]

My moms birthday !

[nellie2581]

I have to keep up with all the acronyms and abbreviations in French, English, and Spanish and I'm 30, almost 31

[nellie2581]

Great idea

[DiliPlum]

Out of frustration, my friend asked, "What the fuck is WTF?!"

[antaloliver]

OMG! She's amazing! :D I really have to start watchimg her show! XD

[LoverTeddy13]

They should add WEW. Watch Ellen Weekdays :)

[MiiMyselfandTime]

Haha laughing so hard, I PAH!

[347tcb]

Hehe. TCB are my initials. Thank you for mentioning me, Ellen. :)

[bethelehem100]

Haha Ellen now we know what those mean :D:D <3

[IroNiCMySaltyAlmonds]

My chemistry teacher writes WTF on our tests if we forget to write the formula. (Wheres the Formula?)

[vietn207]

@IroNiCMySaltyAlmonds He or she is a legend!

[cutiemonkey27]

there are always top comments on ellen's videos(:

[5004willr]

WTF mate i PAH :(

[mvipani]

I'm 16. All of your secrets are out, Ellen.

[MissDarlz]

WDIOTR?!

I feel so stupid, I think I PAH!!!

akh, I needa TCB

[MsDoomzee]

her last show was on my birthday ;O !

[siouxhockey111]

@MsDoomzee mine too!

[NeroRome]

i love her smile!

[varun19971]

@Wond3rballs just shut the fuck up....

[MissPowderedCandy]

I love Ellen! lol

[smilesformysaviour]

wdiotr totally gonna start using that one!

[Wond3rballs]

So basically, Ellen, you're saying our generation should be identical to yours? Yeah that's a great idea, follow in the footsteps of the people who are retarded enough to get us where we are.

[keleic]

@Wond3rballs SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PREJUDICE BASTARD! she was only being funny! not that youwould know this but its kinda what she's known for

[Wond3rballs]

@keleic Ah yes, you can't even put yourselves into perspective. Too busy watching Ellen and the "News" I guess.

[416devon]

When I was 15, I first heard the abbreviation SMD and I asked my friends what it meant and they would not tell me. So at looked it up on google and I got the "Society for Manitobans With Disabilities"...I was really confused...Only after looking on Urban dictionary did I realize it meant Suck My D*ck

[TheShikaidou]

@416devon LOL I found that funny since I'm from Manitoba. But when I was younger, my mom told me it meant Search my Destroy.

[7102selenagomezfan]

my dad sent me a text saying "i miss you call me when you get a chance lol" he thinks it means lots of love.....

[4EverJesseAnn]

@7102selenagomezfan Thats exactly what my dad thought lmfao

[TakeMyCookieBoss]

@7102selenagomezfan cute! hahaha

[Betharoo18]

too bad teenagers like me watch her show too........

[MrFulltimedreamer]

she's crazy. now i don't feel alone:)

[Isabella95K]

PAH!

[PinkFluffyUnicornzz]

PAH!! hahahaha!! using that in gym class....XD

[snowybowy2]

hehe now we know!

[otakublade1]

I was typing o...m...g on facebook when she said that and laughed

[SekondThought]

WDIOTR.....I have used this about ten times this week :)

[PrettyLittleDolly]

I NEED TO STUDY FOR FINALS! ARGGGGG

[dancer5021]

Haha im a teen and am so gonna use those!

[JenniRudolph]

ILE

[chehjuan]

Why did I open the refrigerator? :/

[InEvry1ThereIsBeauty]

PAH. . :p That's awesome, I love her and Justin, they're both great!

[InEvry1ThereIsBeauty]

"Everyone in her audience is getting a half sister." Haha, oh my gosh, how funny

[softfishy]

EITCCTL translation Ellen is the coolest comideion to live

[dintarify1]

PAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheRLM11]

PAH and WDIOTR r my favorites

[15fabregas4]

lol is dutch for laughing aloud, or is it?

[JorgeeMusic]

she i s the most funniest person on earth thats a fact! :)

[SenseiAshley87]

Everyone in the studio audience is getting a half sister. LMFAO thats too funny!

[FireFly867]

ROFLMFAO

[meep701]

We know now haha

[RealityHurts923]

Internet slang

[gwess08]

u guys, is JKayy just another

way to say JK when texting

[Beautyprincess1996]

I don't understand the PHA can someone explain it to me and what have it with Justin Bieber to do

[jaydenkayden]

OMG I was MIA for a few days cuz I PAH while TCB. wen my BFF heard he LOL and i was like WTF WDIOTR FML I FWIW while ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT

[MsFlexxy]

LOL has been in our dictionary for a long time.. its a actual Dutch word for having fun :P

[pigfarts100]

Ellen I love you so what I know say is with full love. I'm a teenager so... SUCK!

[LauraSs14]

"everyone in her studio audience is getting a half sister" hahahahahahaha

omg i love you :)

[MsPinksugar1996]

lol

[Graciemay97]

@Xxcha2xx My mom thought it meant "lots of luck" hahaha

[Graciemay97]

Xxcha2xxx My mom thought it meant "Lots of Luck" hahaha

[doe791]

pg-13 in here.

[PokeMinh]

My friend thought that wtf meant "welcome to facebook"

[buffy4342]

@PokeMinh OMG same with mine lol

[Arushi1234]

"and i was like WTF"...hahahhahah best line ever!!

[ThePreamnarak]

PAH !!!

[xxcha2xxx]

My mom thought LOL means and insists it means "Lots Of Love."

[ixDogg]

May 25th is my b-day :D I was like o.o

[PopSugarTV]

Ellen's always funny!

[Biokamikaetzchen]

May 25th is Towel day! :)

[WendyPicasso]

half sister? x) oh ellen

[littlesars]

I think PAH Is gonna become a new abreviation for real

[TheJustlenaWriters]

Ellen is sooooo much cooler than my mom..........

[1212lovesong]

EXACTLY! i love Ellen! =)

[beyoncefan4ever3]

WTF where's the futon so funny

[dolceyse]

PAH!

[imranoona]

They also added "Muffin Top" to the oxford dictionary :P

[werrentz]

Ellen: I thought WTF.

HAHAHAA Ellen's hella cool!!!

[dudeldit93]

What is boniva? o.O

[DreamfightingKiller3]

TCB LOL

[khongorzzz]

May 25th?? thats a day before ma birthday ! hehe.. i didnt want to be left out..

[MissPeytonr]

May 25th....Thats my b-day! im so excited!

[alemeyo]

when ellen announces oprah's last show the audience was like ahhhh (0:7-:08)

i was thinking it would have been funny if they started cheering and clapping their hands, like they usually do, when ellen announced the news lol

[ListentoYourHeart195]

she forgot to mention that FYI was added too

[nihongrl]

F.A.R.T=face arousal raunchy thrusting. Check out Eat Your Kimichi "How to Dance K-pop style 2010" Simon and Martina are great! I think you'd enjoy their stuff.

[dontpugme]

ellen ftw

[idontlikeyouyo]

so, it is now an actual word i could use in a sentence? Cool, now i wont fail my English class.

[Arushi1234]

@idontlikeyouyo LOL good one!

[ManooXMuffins]

1:01 - 1:12

LMFAO ! :D

[VoiceNLove]

Lol... Omg... Jk

[omsatya]

Well, I'm a kid so now I know. MUAHAHAHAHAHHA

[musicluv922]

@Hi88378 it's also my friends birthday :)

happy birthday to you both :)

[wolfywox]

I think Ellen is unaware of just how many kids watch her show!

[pelczu]

I love her :D she's so funny xD

[shafaq12002]

"Where's the futon" hahahah

[Ragdollpt]

Ellen - The new words and OMG and LOL. I thought: WTF.

She rocks. xD

[Hi88378]

TOdays my birthday!!!!

[bella92siepre]

@Hi88378 Happy birthday!! :)

[ScottsIrishCrow]

@Hi88378 happy birthday

[ramsgirl7416]

i dont get it everyone is getting a half sister?

[mariahhappypants]

@ramsgirl7416 Wow reaally?

[Ramusic700]

@ramsgirl7416 It's a joke....

[MWppproductions]

@ramsgirl7416 If you didn't hear, Oprah just found out she has a half sister.

[Lobarchick]

where is the futon???????

[L0xuixs3]

what does pulled a hammy mean lol??! This probably sounds so stupid but I seriously dont know haha

[Beanybop12]

@L0xuixs3 its funny b/c during one of justin biebers soundchecks, they were having a dance battle, and Scooter (his manager) randomly yelled out "i cant do it, i pulled a hammy." and it means that he pulled a hamstring in his leg. :)

[L0xuixs3]

@Beanybop12 Oh I get it now haha! Gotta love scooter ;) Thanks :) 

[Beanybop12]

@L0xuixs3 lol your welcome, and yes Scooter is the best :)

[MsGoldenTouch]

@L0xuixs3 its short for hamstring. i dont know EXACTLY what it is but i think its a muscle in ur upper leg

[BeatlesSeinfeld123]

@MsGoldenTouch It's the muscle at the back of your calf, you know the one that always seems tense and a lot of runners tear?

[Arushi1234]

@L0xuixs3 pulled a hamstring (part of your body muscle)

[L0xuixs3]

@Arushi1234 Thankyou :)

[F3mMke]

5 days before my Bday (A)

[ScottsIrishCrow]

@F3mMke happy early bday

[F3mMke]

@ScottsIrishCrow Thnxx! dunno when your Bday is but

Happy early Bday to u 2

[DCgames672]

PAH HAHAHA :)

[pablodela41]

EWLY

Ellen we love you

[Carolineno3]

PAH !!!!! haah so funny

[futuremrsjdbieber]

hahahaha! partyin wit justin bieber!

[doglover217]

oh my god, i practically died at the PAH!!!! bit.

[BHM198]

OMG!! Made me LOL!! :)

[JessMurgatroyd]

I have a friend called Hamzah, PAH "I pulled a hammy" made me lol

[SoleScoutt]

@JessMurgatroyd MY NAME IS HAMZA.

[XxAddicted2BieberxX]

Ellen, lots of fans of your show are teenagerss !

[DreamfallenOne]

I love Ellen :)

[Emmie17GaGa]

ILE stands for = I LOVE ELLEN!

[DreamfallenOne]

@Emmie17GaGa This must become a real thing!

[ScottsIrishCrow]

@Emmie17GaGa ILE 2

[Emmie17GaGa]

@ScottsIrishCrow lol:P

[ScottsIrishCrow]

@Emmie17GaGa haha :)

[dbradbury89]

@Emmie17GaGa ILE!! ILE!!

[tomgenesis]

what is she referring to when she said "everybody in the show is gettin a half-sister" ? I don't get it.. anyone please ?

[annridl]

@tomgenesis Oprah found out that she had a sister, that was her big secret. Not to mention she gives

big gifts to her audience...

[tomgenesis]

@annridl hahaha. I see that's why, now it clicks :) Thanks !

[saralikesdaisies]

WTF

WHERE'S THE FUTON?

[annridl]

GOODBYE OPRAH! That means Ellen's popularity will double.

[DeeArtist321]

SENIORS TEXTING CODE: ATD - At the Doctor's BFF - Best Friends Funeral BTW - Bring the Wheelchair BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth DWI - Driving While Incontinent FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers FWIW - Forgot Where I Was FYI - Found Your Insulin GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up! TTYL - Talk to You Louder WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

[agiinka]

ahahaha i loved the end :D 

[ramsgirl7416]

belieber is also in the dictionary :)

[XxAddicted2BieberxX]

@ramsgirl7416 legiit ? omg <3

[tatianaali93]

@ramsgirl7416 Seriously? O.O

@ramsgirl7416 r u serious?!?! hahaha