The Germans Killed Jeffrey (Day 17)

[SebastianNO2]

Was ein arschgesicht..

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What an assface..

[Jdoylee811]

randiest video eva

[estherolivares9]

just show the dame video stupid bitch

[ItsTheLadyKeks]

Lots of sad people posting shit comments. What's wrong with you?? Show a little respect for other people!

[luaghingatyou]

you have got to be a queer. who wishes he was german. full of your self. but im sure some bitches eat up your girlie ass attitude. just want you to know.. that i do beat up dumb ass 's like you, you can blame it on god, cuase he didnt give you a vagina. men only tolerate annoying attention getting attitudes, from woman, and unfortunatly your not one. so i hope you get your ass beat, and when you post the vid with 2 black eyes, then ill "like" the video, you fuckin faggot.

[luaghingatyou]

you have got to be a queer. who wishes he was german. full of your self. but im sure some bitches eat up your girlie ass attitude. just want you to know.. that i do beat up dumb ass 's like you, you can blame it on god, cuase he didnt give you a vagina. men only tolerate annoying attention getting attitudes, from woman, and unfortunatly your not one. so i hope you get your ass beat, and when you post the vid with 2 black eyes, then ill "like" the video, you fuckin faggot.

[SuperPANDILLERO]

CARA DE PAPA O DE CACAHUATE STUPID=ESTUPIDO

[lookoutfrme]

haha, hes a HOMO! rotflol

[aspthomas]

Dead Snow!!

[pittshnogle]

@aspthomas best fucking movie ever.

[caspareisermann]

How boring is this stuff...

[JazzPr0phet]

@caspareisermann If you don't like it, don't watch it. =_="

[kimkim991]

im a german i dont give a fuck about jeffrey at all.

[charillz23]

not bad not bad

[radiacto]

wheres 15 and 16?

[Nepafarius]

I just finished watching dead snow, it was pretty cool

[praxisnode]

what camera do you use to record your shows?

[dictionar1]

omit "GERMANS" nad replace it with "NAZIS". you sound like a hateful zealot bigot. lose the hate. germans are wonderful people. what you're doing is wrong. i've seen this up for a while; it's offensive and you should apologize to everyone you've offended.

[d3l1a4973]

@dictionar1 STFU stop being so emotional

[dictionar1]

@d3l1a4973 emotional? i'll show you emotional punk.

[d3l1a4973]

@dictionar1 that made no sense... and who cares everybody knows what he implied. im 96% German and i got about 0% offended bu the title. If you want to protest something do it on actually topics that matter not a stupid title for a youtube video, honestly its a video title its not that big a deal

[dictionar1]

@dictionar1 once again, this was in poor taste and offensive. you need to apologize.

[piketyl000]

is this guy one of those people who are too cool to comment on his videos?

[assassinmanthing]

for some reason the thumb nail looked like nazi zombies and you tricked me with it

[nightgoat99]

shit

[chigeh]

wat the fuck is the guy talking about, it must be as boring as shit. And what does this have to do with dead snow? motjer fucker i hate you cock anal shit face com pussy youporn. cpù hhahahahlow sexy girls wathc now.

Just kidding. I hate your guts

[CharlieJulietEcho]

I watch your shows while episodes of Ray Johnson's show are loading.

[mecenniy]

SHET

[GabiDubroc]

i like germans xoxo gabi dubroc and my free cams google me

[AryanKnight]

-more inane Jooooooooooish gibberish!

[punkandoi69]

fucken stupid

[IronMaidenKAT]

@punkandoi69 FUCKIN' A

[KpEMuKoBcu]

Ugly mofo stop kissing the fucking camera

[stupidcircusclown]

i really wish youtubers would actually post videos that match the title of the VIDEO!!

[RoscoeWasHere]

@skyeismine nice to see there are still intelligent people in the world who can argue a point ;P

[TheFattybuns]

the video Phil doesn't want you to see is on my channel.

An Frank farted.

[moha1911]

don't talk while you eat please!! ......oh wait that's just your mouth

[Yamakashi1]

anne frankly.

[Subject13x]

Tags:

why

did

you

have

to

die

jeffrey

[FUwogs]

fuck this jewtube shit

[re5master01]

dont be racist

[Krane157]

@FUwogs good old american viewpoints eh?

[FUwogs]

fuck you juden asshole

[Aydee2020]

fucker

[IMtoL337forU]

OMG LOVED THAT MOVIE...IT WAS SUPER SEXY

[HelloImMateo]

I Hate that stupid auto play bar! It was worse when they first made it because it popped up all the time!

[masonsrandomchannel]

phil, is someone practicing the trombone in the background? i can hears it....

[leirgauk]

search "sxephill begging" to see this douchebag beg for money ^^

[ssjwes]

Just because I might have a bad op of you doesnt mean Id stop watching :P lol

Your shows pretty funny I disagree with you on somethings but thats fine with me that really doesnt matter just look at what kinda person someone is and not there point of view we can all disagree we are individuals

[Omegax9000]

phil admitted he likes the penis.

[guestskate917]

what a faggit !

[IRONfireman100]

noob



[ZachiswakTV]

omfg so much hate in the comments...

[asr6767]

wat a butt fucking queer

[VonTavast]

Ah fucking cunt.

[NorwegianCrows]

Who is this ultra gay fucker who think hes face is so valuable that it needs to take server-space at YT?

GET OFF YT!

[UAPWish]

@Sekkingstad Just because he used that picture doesnt mean he seeks more attention that he already gets, he have loads of subscribers, i dont see the problem in the more known youtube users for using a f'ing thumbnail... Next time just stay quiet instead of wasting your time commenting?

[MyDoominateR]

@UAPWish

They do indeed use irrelevant titles and pictures to attract viewers... They get money for it... He probably even buys views because it pays off!

[Sekkingstad]

@UAPWish You would have a point if you were right.

That is not the case, though.

He obviously chooses a movie related picture and sometimes title ONLY to attract viewers. If not, he would call this video "My video blog nr. 499" or something.

It's the same all over youtube.

[dmr177]

@Sekkingstad Calm down, all he did was put a picture on his video that had to do with something he talked about for a second. If this was really such a big issue to you, then you probably should have checked the uploader first. Also, there are TONS of other very popular youtubers who do the exact same thing like ShayCarl. At the moment, the only person seeking attention is you because of your massive troll on this video

[Sekkingstad]

@dmr177 I'm sorry, but staying calm when being tricked into a video is very hard.

My objective is not to troll. I just said what many others think.

Using a fake thumbnail image is simply a way to trick people into watching a video.

Fans of this person would have watched his video regardless of the thumbnail, so his main objective is to get as many views as possible, which tells me that this person needs to get constant attention.

[Rededededu]

@Sekkingstad so thats what trolls are.......

[MrsSammyDiBiase08]

@Sekkingstad You be trollin'. Stop yourself. If you didn't like it then don't comment. Hit the back button and go back.

[Lucastheskatemaster]

@Sekkingstad are you serious? btw,Død Snø sucks!

[Sekkingstad]

@Lucastheskatemaster I didn't say it was good.

And yes, I'm serious. People always say "If you don't like it, then don't watch it",

which by the way is pretty hard, since it autoplays and tricks you into clicking it.

[kilrmax]

@Sekkingstad Would you like a chill pill? And as for attention seeker, that's a good one.

[Sekkingstad]

@kilrmax Alright. Chill pill taken.

I'm not going to waste any more time here. It's useless anyway.

Have a nice day.

[Kapteinklem]

I got tricked in here by the video picture, derpa derp. Død snø ftw!

[dumilovesirina]

hmmm..you`re a homo.nice show...HOMO!

[0eyeless]

@PhilipDeFranco "PhilipDeFranco @sabiel888 Gave up? Ive still been losing weight. But thanks for trying to be a cunt. super appreciated. :) blocked" That response made me smile uncontrollably haha. People are always going to be pricks, it's a part of life, I respect and love the fact that you actually stand up for yourself! Also I really dont think you're very "big",actually you're quiet handsome, but going online in front of so many people doing the lose an Olsen twin project takes balls :)

[semme]

Some D in your M?

Amazing.

[RoscoeWasHere]

@skyeismine So you're trying to by sneaky and just say "oh it's your fault you don't see what he gives", that's a pretty pathetic way to go about showing me anything. I would love to know how I could "see his work myself", because he doesn't describe anything, he has people working FOR him, he never shows what HE does HIMSELF. I'm waiting for you to prove me wrong, but you just keep giving me excuses. Also, if I'm a prick, and it's pointless, why do you continue on? Your logic makes no sense.

[Omegacobb]

hmmmm im german and mine my name is jeffrey so do i kill my self?

[johnwashere22]

One time I feed my cat poo,

That is all

[RoscoeWasHere]

@skyeismine You're a subscriber, I'm asking you. What sort of actual, real value has he put into your life? Nobody else will answer because you're the only one trying to argue against my opinion. I would love to see the amount of real "work" he does, so if you can't show me that, I suggest you stop arguing against me, because the only thing keeping this conversation going, is your attempt at a rebuttal.

[OmegaMan1196]

the autoplay bar is so fricking annoying

[TheSolsticeSH]

i found it oddly awkward when he instantly changed expressions to turn of the camera.

[sarathoughtonnothing]

i liked that bannana video

[ShardTempestStudios]

@customlegoboy1234567 your life is now complete. faggot.

[ShardTempestStudios]

@ps3bots HE HAS. A FUCKING. GIRLFRIEND.

[ps3bots]

@ShardTempestStudios i know i was saying if he WAS gay i know he is not 

[MegaNerd93]

Remember Phil. You live in California: A state that, despite being almost guaranteed to vote democratic in elections, still decides that gays can't marry because it "violates the sanctity of marriage". Of course, there are two problems with that argument.

1) Heterosexuals aren't doing much better with our 50% divorce rate

2) Isn't that the same argument people used against interracial marriages being legal?

I myself am not gay, but I just want to know when people will stop being so intolerant.

[memcu30]

ITS NOT BAD I KIND OF LIKE IT

[Bocagrande7]

You know I could handle Gay Phil, but French Phil... Hell no! Unsuscribe...jk!

[ybre666]

fuck anticristos nazis je je

[jadiesnug]

i dont think it'd bother me if you turned out to be gay, maby linzi would have something to say about it though haha

[jmw1500]

I LIKE DONUTS.... NOOOOO i hate diet

[fearguis]

I often click on these videos, because the title doesn't explain that it's just another Youtube dumbass talking into a camera. I wish I could set Youtube not to suggest this shit to me.

Seriously, why does anyone want to watch a random person talking about his life? I don't know this guy, and I dont' give a shit what he does.

[SuperSmashBrosKing33]

@fearguis You don't need to comment then, just don't watch. One click and ur out of the video. Calm it man

[fearguis]

@SuperSmashBrosKing33 I can comment on whatever I want, actually. Unlike watching the video, complaining about Youtube's bullshit features actually gives me satisfaction. While I'm here I may as well at least get that.

So calm yourself, mate.

[Wasomacosalo]

@fearguis Dude, just don't watch the videos then <.<

No need to be all like "omg why is everyone's opion about this guy different from mine" just don't watch or just say you don't like it.

[fearguis]

@Wasomacosalo Uhm, that's what I just did.. What the fuck is wrong with your people? :)

[SoFreshSoClean97]

lol when u said philyD you reminded me of PaulyD in Jersey Shore.

[XParisxInxFlamesX]

autoplay bar=annoying

[garbage4ever1]

That thumbnail is from the best Nazi zombie movie ever ps it was made by germans

[1qazse]

Awesome!

And yes. I am anoyed by the atutoplay bar. -_- *angry face!*

[CrazySince1993]

Phill makes my life worth it lol jk... maybe haha no really

[Helloimsnapple]

Judgmental people... Whatever. Doesn't it get annoying to see all the comments like "you suck" or whatever? I would get annoyed by the hate.(not that you get that much of it)

[Corivium]

You da man PhilXD

[kellilynn2008]

dearest phil...

i think everyone knows this isn't 'your main show' its the vloggity.

so i guess my suggestion iiiiissss... change ur song for the vloggity.

jus saying :)

[Meggerr69]

YOu have the SEXIEST dimples.

[RockPrinc]

Fuck Germans!!!!!!!!!!

[Live2playu]

@RockPrinc Im German -.-...

[RockPrinc]

@Live2playu Oh very sorry !!! :D

[gummygimp]

This guy wanks off to his own reflection in the mirror...

[Cephalatroph]

Damn you, you tricked me with the Dø Snø picture

[ACEFREHLEY1996]

@Cephalatroph BEST NAZI/ZOMBIE/NAZI ZOMBIE MOVIE EVA!!

[sekan123]

@Cephalatroph Død Snø Rocks!

[johncp1989]

Because you just are homo.

[pulversilva101]

i fucking HATE that thing!!! why do they keep fucking w/everything. Facebook. YouTube. MySpace. wtf? STOP IT. everything was fine a year ago.

[JonBrahh]

aha i LOL'd so hard at "...if philly D likes some D in his M."

[gotme753]

WHY, are you, SPEAKING LIKE, william shattner?

[fartbarn]

you sucks man

[axxon90]

YYYooouuuureee not gay??? :O.

[azriel]

if you were gay it'd make me the happiest homo in the world. but you're not i've accepted this and i don't hate you for it.

[sabbathian]

OK, this is really stupid.... and this crap is among featured videos?? wft youtube?

[Metroid02099]

Sxephil I love you so much I will keep liking your videos before I've even seen the video because your awesome and you deserve my auto-five star or now thumbs ups. Go ahead try not to make a good video. I'll still thumb it up. : )

[explicatus]

You owe me money!!

[Kokushi666]

i dont care if your gay or not, i dont care if your black, white, purple or grey. i dont care about anytihng like that as long as your a nice good person

[dominico1983]

Now I'm really confused

[Rovvolf]

FUCKIN HOMO

[soullesswonder]

when you said "D in his M", I was like "M?, there's no M in ass...."

You can turn the underbar off?!?!!?

[MultitalkReviews]

The thump nail is taken from the Norwegian movie "Dead Snow" :D

[geewonkim]

Working? lmao

[JonathanMccart]

Phil quit being an ass and put mylinn back of LTA!!

[232323C]

the Germans? it wasnt the germans bro....it was GOOGLE with their STUPID INTRUSIVE AUTO PLAY BAR.......

[jrwd10]

@232323C YEA

[anythingbutcommon]

You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. How can it not matter to you where the train will take you?

[Dreamstem]

I thought that video was funny as hell. But I love bananas that much as well

[happyfree23]

Lol for Wednesdays PDS I thought the bed thing was funny. I thought nothing of it until you mentioned it now.

[MrIGIVEFREESUBS]

IGIVEFREESUBSFORFREESOSUBMEAND­ILLSUBYOU

[brandon9190]

u said m and at first i thought mangina then i finally realized after listenin to it like 3 more times that u meant mouth.....wait u did mean mouth right? lol

[ilubeeyou]

I love you. YAY! Do you love me? very much soo. Lets make ninja sexnowpls. sounds amazing

PS. Is anyone else annoyed by this autoplay bar? yes. I dunno. I'll just turn it off. I DONT FUCKING KNOW HOW IM GUNNA SHOOT MY LAPTOP IN THE SCREEN!

[sweetecstasy33]

I downloaded something online to get rid of it. I'm so happy! :)

[mwain91]

philly d likes some d...lol

[xdtastyninja]

If ya want you can have my mom to prove your straight lol

[TreyColwell]

Woah... the autoplay bar died. Happy face! :D

[NationalProduction]

Whaaa

[NagikaTan]

BANANAS ARE

A MUST!!!!! D:

[Korflog666]

google is fag they keep changing youtube when you should just be idk making youtube faster

[ElmoisEmma]

I'm gonna kill the autoplay bar!

[Theop73]

Phil I wouldnt be able to watch u be gay b/c that would be gay

[obbytanka]

lmao i wouldnt hve a different opinion of u either way ull still be half retarted which is y i watch these videos lol

[JiddaBox]

i would so like to fuck you lol too bad ur takin lol

[Coy1750]

lol i didnt even notice u were in bed with another dude in it what a bunch of douchebags

[RoscoeWasHere]

@skyeismine so I'm jealous? Lol, hardly, he's extremely overpaid for whatever "entertainment vailue" he gives. Exactly what does he do to benefit the world? Does he build anything of value? Entertainment doesn't count, it's a pastime and is a hobby. He's not different than any other "celebrity" in the world, monopolizing on your love for entertainment, something to fill your boredom, and he's making more than every middle class worked in the country. Also, MGM and Youtube are NOT the same thing.

[Shrem92]

I FUKIN HATE THIS GODAMN AUTO BAR!!!!!!!!!!



[xFrAeKx]

I thought it was funny when you were in the same bed... o-o...

[tommytwox]

Poor u . It must be so hard to sit in ur own house with a vid cam and get paid for it . Poor poor u. You needed a few days off of ur days off?????? sorry just me hating as I sit in my freakin cubicle at work

[grimmergrimmer]

@tommytwox He made a whole video talking about that. And how people shouldn't bitch and do something about it. He took a risk and made something out of himself. Congrats and have fun in your cubicle

[xtremegamer4696]

M= mangina?

[Wolfsbane182]

Le semaine...thats the weekend in french..leave ,e and my canadian ass alone D;

[TheJamesTrain]

Took me ages to realise that your M wasn't a word that meant 'butthole', I figured maybe you meant 'mangina' but you meant mouth, which is gay too.

[thief05]

Some D in your M... lol dude, I almost spat coffee all over my office. And I'm not a spitter.

[Hoowahoowa]

HAHAHAHAHA ROFL MORE FRENCH PLZ MOAR I WANT MOAR HAHA THAT WAS AWESOME !

[RoscoeWasHere]

@geminikutie6141987 Lol, call me what you will, I'm okay with that, Ms. "I put my birthdate in my username". Not all people who work regular jobs hate them, as a matter of fact I love my normal job. Also, I know that he doesn't just do this, but the thing is, he doesn't even edit his own shit. When was the last time you saw a comment from him back to his audience? That's right, never.

[TheCAPTAINman128]

FUCK YOU PHIL!! because you fuckin rock. bet you thought i was goin another way with that didnt you.

[NakashuriNinja]

YES the auto play bar is damn annoying!!!

[GurreMan123]

dod sno <3333

[reapersrain]

If I was a man and you were gay, I would totally be gay for you. =3

Haha

You fuckin' rock as always.

[TheMrBuckRogers]

phil u gotta cut down the weird voice useage, seriously

[NachoLegacy]

I didn't find it homo at all o.o

[dannyo07]

your kinda nerdy but i love

and that autobar sucks it makes me want to kick a puppy

[doorknobs6]

PHIL OF COURSE I LOVE YOU! <3

that autoplay bar is pissing me off TOO! i hate it -.-

[musicman1535]

of course i love you :D

[RoscoeWasHere]

@skyeismine Um yeah, that's pretty much the gist of it. There's a big difference between "real job" and "hobby". I'm sure the people who put 60-80hrs worth of hard work and physical strain into their job think the same as I do. Also, I never said I wasn't a douchebag, so get over yourself captain obvious.

[geminikutie6141987]

@RoscoeWasHere so in order to have a "real job" you need to hate what you do? Or just have it be completely crippling your life? And you're not only a douchebag you're a moron. Phil does put in 60-80 hours a week. This isn't the only show he does either...so shove it

[iggyking6]

it WOULD be the end of the world, actually

[pinkk467]

Swimming is a great workout. If you can add f**king to that I think it would be better.

[koniferus420]

Lol you are the funniest mother fucker ever man. I thought it was hilarius when you he jumped out of bed and said PHIL WHAT'S WRONG?

[nnnyf]

lol at beginning