Dave Chappelle - White People

[Therealtaxidriver]

If it weren't for the Zionist "White People" masquerading as show biz Jews this eight ball would be hanging out in front of de Liquor Sto, or De Sebbin Elebbin begg'in for loose change. He's nothing but a useful idiot and a sounding board for the white hating Communist Jews who provide him with his comedy material, and who own and control Show Business and TalmudVision. This guy is no more than an overpaid Bo Jangles singing and dancing for his supper! Oi Vey! Who Knew?

[MGVaughan1986]

Dave's "white voice" is awesome!

[courtneybadazz7]

Calm down mutha fuckas you win by default...lol

[Death929]

I fucking died at FUCK CARROTS, now every time I see them I die laughing ahhaha!!

[DJKenKenSwag]

@MrDroopdog1 Uhh do YOUR research first. It is proven that blacks have bigger penises. Stats show that from biggest to smallest it's Blacks, Whites, and Asians not counting others. Most black penises are at least 6in while Whites are at least 4in. And as for the Mental Retarded factor, im black, i take all honors and ap classes, and never had a grade lower than a C in my life. I sense no mental retardation there.

[jojohuffman]

@bizraken that was original

[bizrankin]

I'm Rick James bitch!

[MrJackThompson]

close your eyes when he's impersonating his white friends

He sounds like Dane Cook

[lakasfan24]

FUCK CARROTS

[umoh2015]

Lmfao everything he just said was fucking true, I smoke with both white and black people but I prefer white and nigerians

[beachbum2988]

Fuck carrots!!!

[rdrgdz4]

fuck carrots



[rachielpable]

hahaha he lives in yellow springs, OH.... aka hippie heaven. He is surrounded by white people who live to get fucked up

[crystaleastman]

LMFAO!!! Fuck carrots!! Hey I'm white and if u do they shit to me, Imma kill ur ass too!!

[marcjn7]

Fuck all y'all white powers just remember why yo white chicks like fucking us more then yah cause we got bigger dicks then white ppl it's a scientific proven fact black niggas got bigger dicks then white ppl

[MrDroopdog1]

@marcjn7 no it's not......... I just googled it, every medical study says whites on average have 6 inchs and the average for blacks are 5 inchs... you're retarded! also, check up on your facts before you claim it's "scientificly proven" you retard. you might also want to know that it's a scientific fact that blacks have far less brain mass than whites and their average iq is 85 (85 is legally retarded btw). isn't that nice?. the average black american is legally retarded..

[latinoheatJR619]

@MrDroopdog1 And you are a retarded racist fucker.... which is worse than being legally retarded.

[MrDroopdog1]

@latinoheatJR619 i'm racist for pointing out statistic FACTS? oh, just so you know. i'm not racist, there are a few Blacks in my platoon that I would trust with my life.

but your comment just shows pure hypocrisy, his comment is nothing but hatred and bashing my race, but i'm not allowed to do the same to him? sorry princess, I don't play by your petty double standards.

[fabiotheplay]

white power

[Tstn53]

@fabiotheplay incest power?

[fabiotheplay]

suck my big and white dick slave monkey. white power forever

[HayakazeKorona]

@fabiotheplay pathetic small minded fuck !!!

[baddestchick234]

@fabiotheplay You must be gay as hell.FUCK WHITE POWER,BLACK &WHITE POWER CRACKER!

[dPhrost]

calm down motherfuckas you win by default

[bigtrilla817]

Fuck carrots and shaving cream

[tadentt]

watch?v=337SEmLIZx8

dave chappelle is right.

dont pass out around white people cause they will do some border line gay shit when your passed out. lol

[dakkaraluna]

LMAO fuck carrots

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

idk bout borderline GAY shit but you definately cannot pass out around white people. we dont really do gay shit its more mean shit like cutting peoples hair and stuff

[coates987]

81 people got carats up there ass

[nintendokings]

Yep borderline gay shit. That's what we white people do when people pass out I can't deny

[madamekcrock]

Dave Chappelle is funny no matter what color you are. I LOVE HIM>

[jakeepfilm]

im white its true we do do borderline gay shit 

[madamekcrock]

@jakeepfilm that's too funny lol

[floydnelson123]

@jakeepfilm lol

[2bbe1]

@jakeepfilm except from me i dont do that

[PencilGonzo]

@jakeepfilm Lol you said doodoo.

[bbbbbb222222]

@jakeepfilm talk about yourself faggot.

[nicholaswheeler]

@jakeepfilm take a look at "JACKASS"

[carrerasubway]

@jakeepfilm 'YOU' do fag.

[thenativeboy99]

lol

[RandomJ0e]

@Loltochapel Gets teabagged...laughs about it.

[dylanhuck20]

I'm white, this is hysterical.

[MrToken510]

EVERYBODY!!! Instead of hating each other we should something else like carrots! So come on! FUCK CARROTS

[Loltochapel]

THIS IS TRUE! One night about a year ago I was drinking with my White friends and I got really fucked up. I got so fucked I fell asleep near an empty bed-size length couch. Next morning they showed me a video of themselves rubbing their BALLS on my eye lids. IT WAS A PRETTY GAY JOKE! LOL Btw I am Latino

[TheRogerramjett]

@Loltochapel ,,hahaha,,You yanks have weird attitude,,If my friends rubbed their balls on my eye,,I would kick the sht out of them.

[TheFlemburger]

fuk all the racial abuse kicking off about black and white people, jheeze jus watch dave chappelle and laugh at good comedy all that talk about the past is counter productive, Forward is the way

[TheFlemburger]

you win by default lool



[vincentkrysinki]

I think between dave and katt williams they have white people down fairly well, i say that being white

[soul111smasher]

I don't know what white people you hang out with but i would definatley kill someone for trying to put a carrot in my ass haha

[pinkvines]

Wait a minute..............Are there white people in the audience??? DAMNNNNNNNNNN!!

[moorechicken]

81 people are white

[easy942]

I could not stop laughing in this video, I am Russian

[AnthonyGodDamnRuiz]

@MrCash415 Wtf?! Dude, did you know that your a fucking retard?

[TheJamesAgony]

the bitch who cheers loudly when he says he stopped smoking weed needs to get thrown out

[jimmyleppard6]

this guy's the man :)

[DeadBodyRobbie]

Im white I laughed til I puked

[jthauser]

I'm white and I laughed my ass off. Nice Dave, nice.

[JamesRav99]

fuck carrots



[CreativeEnt09]

I like white people especially those who can take a Damn joke unlike the fucking rednecks who take carrots in the ass. Lmao funny shit Dave.

[WOWjman713]

I'm mexican and this is not offensive.

[ProTuner06]

@WOWjman713 It's not up to you rather it's "offensive" because you're mexican. It's up to white people.

Duh!

[myxisaslut]

watch my video about how disgusting white people are.

[NYCvee]

White people are boring.

[Whoporschedatis]

I always disliked this fucking racist jig. Black guy with a French name? Double trouble!!

[bakersteven3]

"borderline Gay.." really great line, funny and I'm whiter than the Queen !! he was funny.

[avatarnigger]

im black and i think this is funny

[WizzoPro9476]

Niggas are too realistic for their own good & it's an excuse for them to be more miserable and in hopes will make the people around them miserable, too!

[WizzoPro9476]

Dave's on point about this one! Niggas are too depressing when they get high (most of them anyway); very few of them are fun & them peckerwoods do do some borderline gay shit when a nigga passes out, Real Talk!

[glowsexy28]

Love Dave Chappelle ...lmmfaoooooo shit is funny as hell

[vamtheanomaly]

I miss dave chapelle...

[only2comment98]

fuck carrots.

[TheDive99]

this is my fav part of that show. oh man lmao. its so true!

[mizzSHADYgurl]

Lol.

[Trentw10]

...And fuck carrots.

[JstaGoodoBoy01]

LOL so true we do some borderline gay shit, my buddy passed out on the couch so i put my dic on his face n we took a picture of of lol

[StopListenLook]

Frank fell asleep so we like stuck a carrot in his ass and...put shaving cream on his balls.

[Spocktavian]

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!!! BUNCH OF GOD DAMN CRAKCERS!!!!! FUCK EACHOTERS COUSINS AND SHIT!!!!! COME AND ROLL IN MY CRIB AND GET CAPPED FOOL!!!!

[SteoMurraay10]

@Spocktavian haha internet warrior :L :)

[SailorMewMew100]

@Spocktavian didn't black people do incest with eachother in the '30s?

[SalihProductions]

@SailorMewMew100 I did with your fucking mother

[SailorMewMew100]

@SalihProductions soooo mature(sarcastic).

[Andydag904]

@Spocktavian u be trippin' dawg

[casemods]

/generic race comment related to other comments

[lualarra1]

he got the white talk down lol funny stuff

[Video9]

Fuck carrots.

[LaKliqueTV]

Yo wat tha fuck is this dude below me talkin about?

[numba1ballla]

@LaKliqueTV Just ignore the crazy lady.

[queenofsoca21]

@LaKliqueTV yo i dont know lol some ppl need to read cuz he talkin BULLLL

[MrCash415]

look at white people always wanna bring blacks in it lol white people are funny they need to die and fall of the face earth but its true all white people do smell did you know white people came from dogs its true look it up they act like them to dogs mark there territory just like white people did when they took over the natives its sad and they like raw meat when they eat there steak just like dogs there noises are pointy just like dogs o yea mans best friend is a dog white folks love dogs.

[spliffgmoneyfried]

@MrCash415 I pity you my friend.

[atishraja]

@MrCash415 cool story bro

[trancelover96]

@MrCash415 man you gotta stop smoking weed

[smerf416]

@MrCash415 LOL white people dont even need to be racist anymore when you say stuff like that. you're making yourselves look unintelligent

[DuremvilleTeleVised]

@MrCash415 You, my good sir, sound like a fucking moron.

[lilcrazyaznboy]

I stop smoking weed too.... I now smoke fogs..

[sunkistmydoritos]

fuck carrots



[bittyb19]

haha this is so true.

[NostalgicResets]

74 people had a carrot shoved up there ass :D

[hot6235]

good white accent

[a70001400x]

the like and dislike bar sorta looks like a cigarette

[504GreenWave]

MALT LIQUOR!

[Muftobration]

Fuck carrots...

...or carrots fuck?

[HotPocketsBoy]

BEER

[BER2ERKER]

@NubianNazi Yeah dumbass, kill racism - kill crackers. Dumb fuck. Your the fucking racist. Africa is great this time of year, go live there bitch.

[LK9Icepick]

@BER2ERKER People in Europe would disagree with you.

[BER2ERKER]

fuck carrots

[westridgemattlyman]

I'm offensive and I find this white

[BurgerGrabber]

@westridgemattlyman im white and i find you offensive.

[64z]

73 people fell asleep around white people.

[bbfreak101]

1:53 Samuel L. Jackson

[lilcrazyaznboy]

This is not racist, but at a certain extent it is kind of true. This does not goes to all white people, but if you get drunk or high with a white person, they will pull all kinds sorts of pranks... Plenty of videos on youtube to see for yourself.. Was dave being serious? A little....

[ThatsWhatSheedSaid]

shut the fuck up this is comedy hes not serious or racist and if u r racist to any race fuck u and die

[ILOVEYOVILLE100]

Smartest thing white people had was neanderthals. Lol.

[AFFTL]

@KittySugarLips I was responding to what ''blushfacehonkEE'' so u suppose what that muppet said is OK is it. I was making a point about what he said.

Recently there has been a bit of Black against White racism. Its all over the media & a lot in life. Black Comedians try & make fun of White people, calling them White, guy & whitey & other things all the time. If a White Comedian was to say anything at all against Black people there would be an uproar

[NubianNazi]

STOP RACISM!

Visit my page all Black Nationalists!!

Together we can END RACISM and KILL all these fucking Crackers!

BLACK POWER!!!STOP RACISM!

Visit my page all Black Nationalists!!

Together we can END RACISM and KILL all these fucking Crackers!

BLACK POWER!!!STOP RACISM!

Visit my page all Black Nationalists!!

Together we can END RACISM and KILL all these fucking Crackers!

BLACK POWER!!!

[ReinhardERNST]

@NubianNazi You silly nigger, 'Black Power' that's the biggest oxymoron I've ever heard and what's this 'Black Nationalist' trite. Before white people, niggers didn't have any political movements nor written language. In all of niggerdom can you name a single mathematician, philosopher, literary or scholar before white people domesticated your filthy kind?

[grindpilotz]

@ReinhardERNST the first humans to walk earth were black.....so without black people you wouldn't exist =)

P.S not all of us niggas feel sorry for our race like nubian nazi. I get racially profiled all the time and I could care less. Just remember racism against any is ignorance in the most potent form.

[ReinhardERNST]

@grindpilotz You know, I was going to reply with something harsh and yes.. racist but I couldn't be fucked. These online race debates always end the same and nothing gets achieved. So good day to you.

P.S. It's 'Nigger.'

[MrALenCar321]

@ReinhardERNST i would say white there are lots of asian scientists and number where derived from hindu-arabic numberal system! so stop giving credit to all the white people! the only great thing you guys did is kill tons of jews and invented aids!

[mmbasement]

@NubianNazi You make no sence what you are saying is contradicting it self you are saying stop the racism but yet you say kill white people them crackers why??? im white i dont hate blacks?? now your being the racist pig to me should i say white power kill niggers no im not like that your just uneducated and walk around with a chip on yuor shoulder and im going to knock it off

[grindpilotz]

@NubianNazi Quit making us niggas look bad ya chunky cheek monkey!!!!

[PeopleWhiteIhate]

@grindpilotz FUCK CRACKERS WANNA BE HONKEY PUSSY UNCLE TOM

[rysmith92]

@PeopleWhiteIhate fuck (Ignorant White people) want to be (Racist term that just means white person) pussy (Vagina) uncle tom (Military) = fuck white people want to be white pussy Military. That doesn't make to much since, I was almost offended until I worked it out to find that you, yourself sir/madam are in fact ignorant for the blind use of racist terms and the terrible sentence structure. Ignorance - Choosing not to understand facts. The fact is that race shouldn't matter, we are all equal.

[ProudFinn1]

@rysmith92 Hey man you are right. But not every white man, is an ignorant, egotistical douche-bag. Me as a white man. I got love for everybody. Your very right. We are all equal. i've always believed that. And i always will

[Lifter85]

@ProudFinn1 ....fuck niggers and fuck you too.

[WizzoPro9476]

@Lifter85 fuck everybody 'cause everybody's a nigger!

[Lifter85]

@WizzoPro9476 ..no, the only people who are niggers are the ones always looking for something free and fucking the system over by abusing the welfare systems, etc...those are the true niggers...any color...get a job and work hard like everyone else.

[MRPROH]

@Lifter85 "looking for something free and fucking the system over by abusing the welfare systems, etc" sooo that means i can call the fat fuck whats eating gilbert grape hicks who raid walmarts in motorized shopping carts whipping their fat kids so they can push the loaded carts through the express lanes ..niggers?ok!

[CaligirlSofia]

@Lifter85 says someone who comes to a video with a black person on it, retard

[TheNdubzforlife]

@Lifter85

fuck GINGERS - REDNECK MUTHAFUCKAS

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WHITE PEOPLE ARE GAY

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PUT THAT CARROT IN YOUR DADS ASSHOLE

HAAHAH

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A NIGGA WOULD KILL YOU IN A MINUTE

[Lifter85]

@TheNdubzforlife ...lmao, you niggers are all talk and best of all, you're dumb as a fucking monkey...remember...nobody likes a Nigger...especially a stupid Nigger...lmao.

[Kahla604]

@Lifter85 STFU You RACIST BITCH>!!!

[TheNdubzforlife]

@Lifter85

what are you talking

im from bronx new york

black and puerto ricans - brother for live

black and latino

WE

HATE WHITE PEOPLE - FUCKING PIGS - SPERM SKIN COLOR

FUCK YOU

[ProTuner06]

@TheNdubzforlife AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Ignorant fool.

[JohnLawrenceCobraKai]

@TheNdubzforlife Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too. Laughing out loud!

[TheNdubzforlife]

@JohnLawrenceCobraKai

worst comment ever

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GO PUT TOOTHPASTE ON YOUR DADS ASSHOLE

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YOU STINKY GINGER CRACKER -

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A

NIGGA WOULD KILL YOU IN A MINUTE

[DJquicksta223]

@JohnLawrenceCobraKai lol, ever seen clayton bigsbie. thats funny that you would put this on a dave chappele vid. i got another joke for u, whats the diffrence between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead nigger. the dog has skid marks leading up to it. lol

[DJquicksta223]

@PeopleWhiteIhate fuck you, u wnna hate on white people? if it werent for us you would still be runnin threw the woods with a fuckin spear yellin "akljslkjflhskd". were the ones who smartined your asses out so you could figure out how to sell crack and shoot gunz (even though u dumbasses cant aim).

[PeopleWhiteIhate]

@DJquicksta223 CRACKER YO RACE DIDN'T T DO SHIT BUT STOLE AMERICAN AND KILLED NATIVES AND BLACKS I DON'T NEED TO THINK CRACKERS FOR SHIT BUT PUT EM SIX FEET DEEP IN THE DIRT THAT MEANS YOU TO CRACKER A DEAD CRACKER IS A GOD CRACKER .WHY CRACKERS CANT WHEN A FIGHT ? CAUSE THERE WEAK , WEAK WHITE RACE

[DJquicksta223]

@PeopleWhiteIhate okay dumb nigger, im part native american, so either way you look at it, this is my land, america is were i belong, you on the other hand are a dumb nigger who degrades my country, setting up " gang turf" and selling drugs and shooting each other, you sell drugs to white children, i have to watch them throw their lives away on nigger shit, and ur mad at me?? go back to fuckin africa so u degrade your own people. stupid fuckn coon ass nigger.

[31makiahkiah]

@DJquicksta223 Part? Yeah me too, along with a lot of Americans. But guess what I'm one of those Niggers too. And I can assure you that we are not all like that. You are human. I am human. That is all there is to it.

[MehMah83]

@DJquicksta223 Actually naw I get my drugs from a white dude.

[DJquicksta223]

@MehMah83 lol

[Jvideos550]

@DJquicksta223 "smartined"? LMFAO You're a fucking idiot.

[UnknownSect333]

@DJquicksta223 I can't even begin to comprehend your level of ignorance and lack of common knowledge...

[DJquicksta223]

@UnknownSect333 okay, so he can call me a cracker and a honkie, and thats okay? but when i say some thing back (not using one racial slur so far) im the one who is ignorant, i dont get that at all.

[UnknownSect333]

@DJquicksta223 'Nigger' isn't a racial slur? Right... You have evidently misunderstood what I said, originally. You mentioned something about if White people hadn't done what they did, we'd all be throwing spears and speaking in tongues still. Do you realize Egypt is in Africa? And that most of the things we have now originated from there? Also, the word 'cracker' doesn't have a long history of hatred and violence behind it, like 'nigger' does.

[TheGiggles1989]

@AFFTL It's comedy. Get the carrot out of your ass.

[youmatthew1999]

Looks like a few people here have carrots up their asses as well.

[urbanJAWZwithBELA]

this nigga funny as fuck thumbs up

[AFFTL]

You racist cunt. Reality check, all the Heavyweight Champions of the world are white, the UFC Heavyweight Champion of the world is white. Vladamir Klickscho just fucked up David haye. The last 4 people Vitali Klickscho has beat where Black. The best Boxer of all time is white Rocky Maricano.

White People win way more medal's at the summer & winter Olympics than Black People. A ridiclous amount white people dominate winning medals compared to black people. Bite on that little fella.

[mojorising100]

We're not all like that!

[frodokirby]

im white and excuse me

[josegarcia223]

look at the white guy's expression in :50

[desonofied]

no one dislike the video ANY MORE

[Markoshirzadapool]

and fuck carrots ! thumbs up if you liked it

[we5tcoast]

legit white people always talk about other times they were fucked up when they get fucked up

[ChronicRachel]

hahahahahahhahahaah



[WeirdThingsOnEarth]

Tupac? Your alive?

You changed!

Your voice is different too!

[oomdoner]

I used this in a pick up routine, worked like a charm



[Dylanmg420]

lol true crackas be doing gay shit real talk the reason they call us niggas is because they are Gay haha

[TheIronClimber]

@Dylanmg420 Another one lost to the swirling black hole of stupidity.

[Dylanmg420]

@TheIronClimber

another cracka hits the dust with my 12 gauge just for calling me a nigga ^_^

[TheIronClimber]

@Dylanmg420 O.O, I'm half white and you're crazy.

[Dylanmg420]

@TheIronClimber

hell yea im crazy im the last of a dieing breed ^_^

[VictorRandon]

We won by default, hahahah