I love how all these people are ridiculing this, yet are in support of a large bearded man living in the sky, who sent to Earth a man who could walk on water, heal people by touching them and share a small amount of food with hundreds of people, and claiming it to be the one truth. How blissfully ignorant can you get?
In The Name Of the Pasta, Meatballs, Tomato, Sauce. All Mighty Flying spaghetti Monster, We Give Thanks to You This day, And Rejoice That You Have Boiled for us. May Sauce Be upon you as you Frolic In the beer Volcanoes Of Heaven. R'amen.
1) FSM created a wench for the midget (it even says that in the video)
2) There is also no mention of the earth going round the sun- but thats true. Maybe you book isnt too detailed
3) I refer you to "commandment" 8
4) and i had rice, the FSM is a perfect being, you didnt just eat him, you ate something that looked like him. according to Christians people were created in god's image- doesnt mean cannibals are eating the Christian God
@Philly7781 How can they be jokes , don't you love the one and only god that made you ? FSM is the only god there ever was . Don't you want beautiful and lifetime supply of amazing beer in the afterlife dude ? :P
@caveman357 This is the creation belief of the Pastafarians. venganza(dot) org is the holy church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's website. He boiled for your sins, convert before it's too late! You will die and when you do if you have not been touched by His Noodly Appendage then you will face the punishment!
@TheNorthernWolf117 what is what? I've already explained Pastafarian beliefs and directed you to the website where His holy word can be found.
Reach out and be touched by His Noodly Appendages and you shall drink from the beer volcaneo and have strippers from the stripper factory in the after-life!
@jimbob1969 Haha I know which monster is the one and only true one that rules. Your cult may give you lies now but you will only see when you go to the place that gives stale beer and ugly strippers
For those 19 people who dislike it, you do realise that it isn't a fucking religion, it was created when ID was proposed to be taught in science classes. He created it as 'an alternative science theory' to take the pis out of creationism. It isn't real. A few minority might believe it but it was created as a joke.
@slicendicer27 It is impossible to grow into it because as you said it was made in 05 or some time like that and it isn't a religion so people who's parents 'believe' it know that it is a joke, a few stupid, ignorant, extremely gullable people might believe it however they would be the people who saw one of the 'evidence' videos then went, OMG, it must be true. Afterall that's how real religion started.
Psalm 14:1 The fool[a] says in his heart, “There is no God.” They are corrupt, their deeds are vile; there is no one who does good....................... Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you, Blessed art thou amongst noodles, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach. Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta, pray for us Fat boy, now and at the hour of our death. Ramen.
@PraxstaRevolution a spageti?getting drunk drinking volcano then creating ppl?stripper in heaver?beer volcano?cmon. and i searched on google and that religion was created by ethiest ppl. other religions like budizm, muslims, Christians, shinto and many others make sense. but this totally doesnt.
@zachinator1 they all date back to bc, and ad.but this religion was created in 2005 by Bobby Henderson as a satirical protest to the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education
@PraxstaRevolution i believe yes.god chose random person and that happns to be jesus. and even if there isnt evidence, there happn to be miracles. i didnt believe in miracles untill i witnessed it.even scientists couldnt understand what happnd.
and god looks like us humans.and on top of that almost all religions date back to 30ad. and pastafarian was founded in 2005 if i am correct.by Bobby Henderson as a satirical protest to the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education.
@PraxstaRevolution but did u witness anyof them?well i did.and most scientist believe in big bang but steven hawking said there is another being controlling everything.
@boruteferra lol.....steven hawkings is amazingly intelligent i agree, but theres plenty of scientists who agree with the Big Bang Theory, hence why people learn about it. And you're saying you witnessed Jesus?!?!?! LOL
@ILIYYILI well i wasnt disrespecting anyone or anything at all.its just that i am not convinced enough that ppl actually believe in this.bec from wat i read ethiest ppl are the one who started believing in this stuff(or religion but i need more proof).so i still lack the information on how devoted ppl are to this religion.i wont care and interfere and say u r wrong and debate on it.but from the info i gatherd so far,i think its like a fairytale.
@ILIYYILI ok ur wrong about this. i believe all religions are right.but i dont think mine is the right one.and isnt that the only reason the student at a university created that religion. so that it can be thought at school?!thats also the main reason i cant believe this is a real religion.
@ILIYYILI well when u look at quran and bible,they are almost the same untill the part where jesus for us and mohamad for them.so they share the same path.and all religion are right bec non of them advise to do bad thing.
and u can confince one person but if u can confince more,then it becomes religion bec it makes more sense.look at any religion,they have soo many believers in them except this.
and i dont think my religion is wrong.i believe in it bec i understand it more.
@ILIYYILI nope it doesnt say that.where ever u read it from or who ever told u,its wrong.i had musilm friends and we talk about this kind of stuff and it does not say that.
if u think so name the bad things in christians and pastafarianism and muslim other than that bec i know its fake.
"Fight and slay the unbelievers wherever you find them, and seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem of war. "(Surah IX:5)
Seize them and slay them wherever you find them. (Surah IV:89,91)
KORAN [9.29] Fight those who do not believe in Allah, nor in the latter day, nor do they prohibit what Allah and His Apostle have prohibited, nor follow the religion of truth, out of those who have been given the Book, until they pay the tax in acknowledgment of superiority and they are in a state of subjection.
KORAN [9.30] And the Jews say: Uzair [Ezra] is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah kill them; how they are turned away!
as you may see, it says that Islam should kill all unbelievers in Allah and Muhammed as it's messanger.
It's bad.
Didn't your friend tell you about this in the quran?
@ILIYYILI well ya.i guess i forgot about it.it rings a bell now that u mentiond it. but isnt there a diff kind of muslim?ok now bec of this i will have to do more research about it.its getting interesting tnks to u.now i will fail my stupid precal test.grrr
"hahahaha I eat your GOD!!!!!! lololololo Id love to see you try to eat Jesus hahahaha".
You seem like a happy child :).. That will be the Pastafarian within you.
Don't Christians drink Jesus' blood (wine) and eat his flesh (bread)?... They adopted that practice from Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, that's a scientific fact.
NO!!!! SPAGHATAN LIES! HAIL THE FLYINGTACOGOD! May his taco shells serve as shields against the FSM's evil and darkness! Quick we must grab all the meat and cheese and head to the Pastafarian Heaven to jack that Beer Volcano! Then we shall create a Hell for the FSM of rotten beans and oil filled cheese! Where the farts of a thousand fat people fills the air!
You sir, have been truly blessed by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen. I love how nobody gets this, also. People take everything much too seriously. It is okay though, the FSM is a forgiving god.
People cannot actually believe this crap?!? it is retarded!!!!! So a drunken spaggeti monster created us, huh? This crap is so stupid and that is coming from a 12 yr old girl!!!! Jesus Christ, People today.......!
@SuperBellarox dude this was invented to say to some creationist idiots that they r stupid.... one school in the US asked them if they could teach only the creationist theory and not evolutionism... and they whre answered that they could but they had to teach pastafarianism as well, which consisted in the FLYING SPARGHETTI MONSTER aka FSM.... so this was made to mock them and its very funny ;) then people started making there changes in the pastafarianism way
It's basically the same thing as Christianity. How else would there be diseases according to Creationist theory? Your god would have to be drunk to do such a thing, unless he's just sadistic. We Pastafarians, on the other hand, admit that His Noodliness is an alcoholic, and celebrate it. Why else would we have a beer volcano in heaven? May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage...
...what the FUCK!? this is dangerous, now people are gonna start converting from believing in the holy father to some drunken flying spaghetti monster. shit! fuck! why, god?!
Because Spaghetti is not alive and has nothing to do with this subject. It's like saying Atheism is a Religion. IT MAKES NO SENSE. This is why Pastafarianism is the second most retarded religion in the world...
Australopithecus: 4 feet ---> Homo habilis: 4 ft 3 in ---> Homo erectus: 5 feet ---> early Homo sapiens: 5ft 5 in ---> 19th cent Pirates: 5ft 7 in ---> Modern Humans: 6 feet average
That obviously demonstrates that the first human was a midgit (less than 4 feet tall)
@Az3trk Atheists deny creation when it's obvious from scientific facts that humans evolved from midgets that are the glorious creation of the FSM! How dare you doubt the truth of His divine intoxication thou pastaless infidels! Stale beer and ugly strippers with STDs for the rest of eternity will be the punishment of your skepticism!
The first time the holy FSM sent down his message to us was 2000 B.C. in the blessed place Lajia, in today's China. Only believers shall open their eyes to see this amazing relic and type "4000 year old noodle" in Google pictures and they shall be enlighted.
It should be the main goal in the live of a believer to worship at this holy place of revelation as well as visit the museum the relic is saved now. RAmen!
what is more realistic a flying spaghetti monster or talking snakes,man walking on water and a god who killed his son to sacrifice to himself? vote now
@ratman959 look at your own religion closley, it is no more rediculous, trust me. just because you have been constantly brainwashed since childhood with religion doesnt make it true. chances are that this could get so popular that it will eventually be misinterprited and be taught as truth. in a few hundred years there could be people as confident as you in their religion only their religion is pastafarianism. please reply im running out of my 500 characters in this comment
@ratman959 I feel sorry for you, I am shocked at how many people have been deluded by other religions and other believes, since Pastafarianism is the only true belief of all, I hope you will find light and His noodly appendages at the end of your long black tunnel of disbelief.
After He has converted you, I hope you will see how less sense your comment has made.
In faith i may be touched by his noodle appendage and be one with the pirates of the holy beings, may we be with peace and spheghetti and curse the pink unicorn RAmen
"i am sorry if you don't believe, i don't challange your beliefs, but your comment is full of ignorants and prejudes, if only you could find faith" Christian replying to my comment when i said christianity was stupid
Pasta be thy art, heal us of blind faiths with your noodly appandage oh delicious father of creation! RAmen!!
INMATE2468 1 week ago
So does this mean that everytime i eat Spaghetti... :O
harajukuJ1 2 weeks ago
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harajukuJ1 2 weeks ago
I love how all these people are ridiculing this, yet are in support of a large bearded man living in the sky, who sent to Earth a man who could walk on water, heal people by touching them and share a small amount of food with hundreds of people, and claiming it to be the one truth. How blissfully ignorant can you get?
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In The Name Of the Pasta, Meatballs, Tomato, Sauce. All Mighty Flying spaghetti Monster, We Give Thanks to You This day, And Rejoice That You Have Boiled for us. May Sauce Be upon you as you Frolic In the beer Volcanoes Of Heaven. R'amen.
hedgehoggy147 1 month ago
How to argue against a Pastafarian :
1. If FSM just created one midget then how did he/she reproduce ?
2. There is no mention of anything like FSM in the Bible, so it is obviously not true !
3. FSM's commandments doesn't say anything about genocide..so it is ok to do that ? My holy book is obviously complete !
4. I just had pasta with meatballs for lunch ... HAHA
5. Id rather believe in Scientology...your prophet is still ALIVE !!
Haha Ive exposed you guys ! Im so smart ;)
test123ok 1 month ago
@test123ok You can't just believe in $camology you have to pay for your belief lulz.
RIPdixiecarter 1 week ago
@test123ok Arguments against that
1) FSM created a wench for the midget (it even says that in the video)
2) There is also no mention of the earth going round the sun- but thats true. Maybe you book isnt too detailed
3) I refer you to "commandment" 8
4) and i had rice, the FSM is a perfect being, you didnt just eat him, you ate something that looked like him. according to Christians people were created in god's image- doesnt mean cannibals are eating the Christian God
ItsBeckyG 3 days ago
@ItsBeckyG (cont.)
5) most religions prophets arent alive, Jesus, Mohammed, etc
Ramen
I hope you get touched by his noodly appendage @test123ok
ItsBeckyG 3 days ago
Perfect, It summarises the creation pretty well, now it is easier for me to convert all the unbelievers to FSPism
DexterEvilGenius 1 month ago
Half these guys don't know why we say r'amen. If u want to know wat this is about, Wikipedia "pastafarianism"
luckyluke013 2 months ago
I used to be an athiest... Until I googled "top 10 wierdist religions"
SHdudeproductions 2 months ago
@SHdudeproductions True man, i'm gonna make my own religion now as we'll.
MrCherubhair1 2 months ago
@MrCherubhair1 The Church Of The Almighty Potato?
SHdudeproductions 2 months ago
@SHdudeproductions Maybe, but i'm gonna put a lot of thought in to it.
MrCherubhair1 2 months ago
I chose pastafarianism because its so peaceful and It complements human nature.
R'amen
laithinator3000 3 months ago
Cool.
torrid426 3 months ago
@eastariel...tuesdays...spaghetti night...meatballs and tomato sauce...b jealous
XxSenorBanoxX 4 months ago
I honestly can't tell if half the comments here are serious or are jokes
Philly7781 4 months ago 2
@Philly7781 How can they be jokes , don't you love the one and only god that made you ? FSM is the only god there ever was . Don't you want beautiful and lifetime supply of amazing beer in the afterlife dude ? :P
djay00009 4 months ago 3
@Philly7781 -beautiful strippers
djay00009 4 months ago
PRAISE FSM!
isaaccaudillo1 4 months ago
Do you have communion, where you eat the body and blood of your lord?
eastariel 4 months ago
Ramen
highstricker 4 months ago
He then created the dinosouars which the midgets often used as a means of public transport
jqlzp 5 months ago
Im convert today.
s0fista 6 months ago
is this serious, or some kind of weird joke? Im totally serious too. Could someone please explain whats going on!
caveman357 6 months ago
@caveman357 This is the creation belief of the Pastafarians. venganza(dot) org is the holy church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's website. He boiled for your sins, convert before it's too late! You will die and when you do if you have not been touched by His Noodly Appendage then you will face the punishment!
Sauce be upon you. Ramen.
JoeyisDREADful 6 months ago
@JoeyisDREADful lol,what is this?
TheNorthernWolf117 6 months ago
@TheNorthernWolf117 what is what? I've already explained Pastafarian beliefs and directed you to the website where His holy word can be found.
Reach out and be touched by His Noodly Appendages and you shall drink from the beer volcaneo and have strippers from the stripper factory in the after-life!
So sayeth His Almighty Noodliness. Ramen.
JoeyisDREADful 6 months ago
@JoeyisDREADful I just came back from there actually,this looks like fun! I'm in,lol.
TheNorthernWolf117 6 months ago
@TheNorthernWolf117 Welcome, my sibling in the sauce. :)
JoeyisDREADful 6 months ago
@JoeyisDREADful THE SPECIAL SAUCE!
TheNorthernWolf117 6 months ago
These guys are fucking heretic scum .... The Tagliatelle monster is the one true faith .. death to the Spaghettist bastards.
jimbob1969 6 months ago
@jimbob1969 Thou shall not worship any other must but FSM
jqlzp 5 months ago
@jqlzp By the great prophet Dolmio, You will burn in the lake of Arrabiata !!
jimbob1969 5 months ago
@jimbob1969 Haha I know which monster is the one and only true one that rules. Your cult may give you lies now but you will only see when you go to the place that gives stale beer and ugly strippers
jqlzp 5 months ago
We are all his noodles and he is our meatballs
dimor696 7 months ago
I would love to meet the guy who came up with this stuff... it would be tough to keep myself from kissing him. Fucking awesome.
20012607 7 months ago
I dare someone to try and disprove this
psychoskully 7 months ago
WTF i gonna eat your FSM I love spaghetti... It's my favorite....Delicious... yammy yammy.... I love RAMEN ALSO
pogsx69x 7 months ago
@mando1097 LOL hehehehe
pogsx69x 7 months ago
RAMEN.... Delicious... yammy yammy..
pogsx69x 7 months ago
I find this very convincing.
Actique 8 months ago
ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! MAY HIM LAY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES UPON YOU! R'AMEN!
BluePengwinFilms 8 months ago
I exist.
FlyingSpaghettiMoner 8 months ago
At last, a religion that is credible. Pasta, sauce, and meatballs actually do exist!
RAmen!
ndrthrdr1 9 months ago
Censor the Truth as much as you want Theist. Live in your happy bubble of delusion!
GenerationBlackMist 9 months ago
RAmen!
bgatz008 9 months ago
RAMEN
RuneScapeSweatshop 9 months ago
RAmen brothers :D
Whyzbros1222 9 months ago
the flying spaghetti monster is the real truth ur just too blind too see!!!
sariglenn 10 months ago
RAmen!
No fair! Pirates only got a one-liner.
Mimi2591 10 months ago
For those 19 people who dislike it, you do realise that it isn't a fucking religion, it was created when ID was proposed to be taught in science classes. He created it as 'an alternative science theory' to take the pis out of creationism. It isn't real. A few minority might believe it but it was created as a joke.
12345ISIS12345 10 months ago
@12345ISIS12345 yah sadly many people believe in it LOL. Honestly i understand if you were grown into it but wasnt it made it like 05 or something???
slicendicer27 10 months ago
@slicendicer27 It is impossible to grow into it because as you said it was made in 05 or some time like that and it isn't a religion so people who's parents 'believe' it know that it is a joke, a few stupid, ignorant, extremely gullable people might believe it however they would be the people who saw one of the 'evidence' videos then went, OMG, it must be true. Afterall that's how real religion started.
12345ISIS12345 10 months ago
lol
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Psalm 14:1
The fool[a] says in his heart, “There is no God.”
They are corrupt, their deeds are vile; there is no one who does good.
Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us Fat boy,
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen.
pogsx69x 11 months ago
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Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us Fat boy,
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen.
pogsx69x 11 months ago
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pogsx69x 11 months ago
Psalm 14:1
The fool[a] says in his heart, “There is no God.”
They are corrupt, their deeds are vile; there is no one who does good.
pogsx69x 11 months ago
@pogsx69x May his noodly appendage touch you and guide you to the right path.
Ramen.
MrPuffaluffagus 11 months ago 43
@MrPuffaluffagus R'amen!
Bananaise 2 months ago
@pogsx69x Cook boke, page 14.
The fool says in his noodleness, "Spaghetti is does not count as a god."
These people are silly, vege eaters, and they are all evil people because they have different ideas. RAmen.
oobietime8 7 months ago
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Psalm 14:1
The fool[a] says in his heart, “There is no God.”
They are corrupt, their deeds are vile; there is no one who does good.
1 Corinthians 15:39 Not all flesh is the same: People have one kind of flesh, animals have another, birds another and fish another.
this was true even in science, science can prove it, in gene, chromosome
they are all different.
Example: you cannot replace the liver of a monkey to the
human liver......
pogsx69x 11 months ago
Psalm 14:1
The fool[a] says in his heart,
“There is no God.”
They are corrupt, their deeds are vile; there is no one who does good.
1 Corinthians 15:39 Not all flesh is the same: People have one kind of flesh, animals have another, birds another and fish another.
this was true even in science, science can prove it, in gene, chromosome
they are all different.
Example: you cannot replace the liver of a monkey to the
human liver
pogsx69x 11 months ago
RAmen, brothers!
SlipAllCityToy 11 months ago
stripper factory????? im fuckin in!
IGotN0 1 year ago
:) at least pastafarianism makes more sense than christianity
HaztaUK 1 year ago 45
@HaztaUK
yes, and..
people killed or oppressed in the name of FSM, zero!
LadyAmaltheaUnicorn 4 months ago 3
@HaztaUK no it doesn't
ryanstringfling 3 months ago
@ryanstringfling
yes it does , a flying spaghetti monster or a random guy in the sky who made everything and some other guy who can come back from the dead .....
which one seems more likely to you ??
HaztaUK 3 months ago 5
god Pastafarianism is such a great religion. a good friend of mine just converted recently
b42w4242 1 year ago
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MrBoogyboys 1 year ago
I'm a atheist, and this is the religion I'd like to convert to, but nah, hopefully pastafarians don't hate me like christians.
DoNotLaughAtMe 1 year ago
seriously?i always respected all religions but this, this is a joke.
boruteferra 1 year ago
@boruteferra This is a legitmate religion, no joke.
DoNotLaughAtMe 1 year ago
@DoNotLaughAtMe about how many percent of ppl in us/world believe in this religion?
boruteferra 1 year ago
@boruteferra No idea, google it...
DoNotLaughAtMe 1 year ago
@boruteferra explain how this is a joke.
PraxstaRevolution 1 year ago
@PraxstaRevolution a spageti?getting drunk drinking volcano then creating ppl?stripper in heaver?beer volcano?cmon. and i searched on google and that religion was created by ethiest ppl. other religions like budizm, muslims, Christians, shinto and many others make sense. but this totally doesnt.
boruteferra 1 year ago
@boruteferra
Uh huh. How does this make any less sense than those religions?
zachinator1 1 year ago
@zachinator1 they all date back to bc, and ad.but this religion was created in 2005 by Bobby Henderson as a satirical protest to the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education
boruteferra 1 year ago
@boruteferra and how do they make sense? So you're saying that God created a random person called Jesus?
Is there actually any evidence?
What does God look like?
Pastafarianism actually has a more accurate view of how the world was created
PraxstaRevolution 1 year ago
@PraxstaRevolution i believe yes.god chose random person and that happns to be jesus. and even if there isnt evidence, there happn to be miracles. i didnt believe in miracles untill i witnessed it.even scientists couldnt understand what happnd.
and god looks like us humans.and on top of that almost all religions date back to 30ad. and pastafarian was founded in 2005 if i am correct.by Bobby Henderson as a satirical protest to the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education.
boruteferra 1 year ago
@boruteferra like you said.....there's ,miracles. The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world....it's a miracle.
You believe in jesus thought there is no evidence, we believe in Pastafarianism. Scientists believe in the BigBang....not Jesus
PraxstaRevolution 1 year ago
@PraxstaRevolution but did u witness anyof them?well i did.and most scientist believe in big bang but steven hawking said there is another being controlling everything.
boruteferra 1 year ago
@boruteferra lol.....steven hawkings is amazingly intelligent i agree, but theres plenty of scientists who agree with the Big Bang Theory, hence why people learn about it. And you're saying you witnessed Jesus?!?!?! LOL
PraxstaRevolution 1 year ago
@PraxstaRevolution no but i have witnessed his miracles!
boruteferra 1 year ago
@boruteferra
You shell not disrespect us, pastafarians! We demand respect and rights just like any other religion!
We demand pastafarianism be tought at schools as the one true religion.
Sometimes when I'm asleep, FSM talks to me! and it says that I should eat more pasta, and I do.
I have a special connection with the FSM.
May you too, be touched by the pasta.
ILIYYILI 11 months ago
@ILIYYILI well i wasnt disrespecting anyone or anything at all.its just that i am not convinced enough that ppl actually believe in this.bec from wat i read ethiest ppl are the one who started believing in this stuff(or religion but i need more proof).so i still lack the information on how devoted ppl are to this religion.i wont care and interfere and say u r wrong and debate on it.but from the info i gatherd so far,i think its like a fairytale.
boruteferra 11 months ago
@boruteferra
Fairytale or not, we believe in it.
And we want our religion to be taught at school and we want the country to be based on our religion.
Because our religion is the right one and all the rest are wrong and sinners, and they will suffer eternally in a pot of boiling pasta sauce.
Sounds crazy, doesn't it? but it's all true, like it's writen in the holy Ebook of pasta.
ILIYYILI 11 months ago
@ILIYYILI ok ur wrong about this. i believe all religions are right.but i dont think mine is the right one.and isnt that the only reason the student at a university created that religion. so that it can be thought at school?!thats also the main reason i cant believe this is a real religion.
boruteferra 11 months ago
@boruteferra
Ofcorse it's not a real religion, but it's as good as any other, all it is needed is to convince one single person.
You can't believe all religions are right.
Many religions claim that they are the true religion and the rest are wrong.
If you believe that Islam is right, than you believe all the rest are wrong.
same about christianity and any other religion.
If you don't think your religion is the right one, why do you believe in it?
ILIYYILI 11 months ago
@ILIYYILI well when u look at quran and bible,they are almost the same untill the part where jesus for us and mohamad for them.so they share the same path.and all religion are right bec non of them advise to do bad thing.
and u can confince one person but if u can confince more,then it becomes religion bec it makes more sense.look at any religion,they have soo many believers in them except this.
and i dont think my religion is wrong.i believe in it bec i understand it more.
boruteferra 11 months ago
@boruteferra
The quran says "Jewish and christians... may allah kill them"
Therefor muslims want jewish and christian people dead :/
It seems like a bad thing to me...
There are planty of bad things in every religion.
ILIYYILI 11 months ago
@ILIYYILI nope it doesnt say that.where ever u read it from or who ever told u,its wrong.i had musilm friends and we talk about this kind of stuff and it does not say that.
if u think so name the bad things in christians and pastafarianism and muslim other than that bec i know its fake.
boruteferra 11 months ago
@boruteferra
It does say that.
Have you ever read the quran?
"Fight and slay the unbelievers wherever you find them, and seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem of war. "(Surah IX:5)
Seize them and slay them wherever you find them. (Surah IV:89,91)
ILIYYILI 11 months ago
@boruteferra
KORAN [9.29] Fight those who do not believe in Allah, nor in the latter day, nor do they prohibit what Allah and His Apostle have prohibited, nor follow the religion of truth, out of those who have been given the Book, until they pay the tax in acknowledgment of superiority and they are in a state of subjection.
ILIYYILI 11 months ago
@boruteferra
KORAN [9.30] And the Jews say: Uzair [Ezra] is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah kill them; how they are turned away!
as you may see, it says that Islam should kill all unbelievers in Allah and Muhammed as it's messanger.
It's bad.
Didn't your friend tell you about this in the quran?
forgot maybe?
ILIYYILI 11 months ago
@ILIYYILI well ya.i guess i forgot about it.it rings a bell now that u mentiond it. but isnt there a diff kind of muslim?ok now bec of this i will have to do more research about it.its getting interesting tnks to u.now i will fail my stupid precal test.grrr
ok to start with, r u pastafarian?
boruteferra 11 months ago
R'Amen
Our heaven is great with a beer volcano and a really hot stripper factory.
Our hell, sadly, the beer volcano is stale and all the strippers have STD's
thats why you don't f**k with us.
May his noodly appendage touch you all
R'Amen
redips14 1 year ago
@y3cano2003
"hahahaha I eat your GOD!!!!!! lololololo Id love to see you try to eat Jesus hahahaha".
You seem like a happy child :).. That will be the Pastafarian within you.
Don't Christians drink Jesus' blood (wine) and eat his flesh (bread)?... They adopted that practice from Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, that's a scientific fact.
Ramen, brother.
Stebsey1 1 year ago
@mando1097
..... :-0
May His noodliness have mercy on your soul.
Stebsey1 1 year ago
NO!!!! SPAGHATAN LIES! HAIL THE FLYINGTACOGOD! May his taco shells serve as shields against the FSM's evil and darkness! Quick we must grab all the meat and cheese and head to the Pastafarian Heaven to jack that Beer Volcano! Then we shall create a Hell for the FSM of rotten beans and oil filled cheese! Where the farts of a thousand fat people fills the air!
mando1097 1 year ago
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lol thats funny. Pasta? hahahaha I eat your GOD!!!!!! lololololol Id love to see you try to eat Jesus....hahahaha
y3cano2003 1 year ago
lol thats funny. Pasta? hahahaha I eat your GOD!!!!!! lololololol Id love to see you try to eat Jesus....hahahaha
y3cano2003 1 year ago
@y3cano2003 I did, just now. When you were sleeping. He tasted terrible.
oobietime8 7 months ago
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Dear atheists:
1.) The wave-function of the universe is self-collapsing. (true by definition)
2.) Self-collapsing wave-functions are minds. (Roger Penrose's quantum mind model -Orch-OR)
Conclusion: watch?v=Kj8UdHuP5l8
Well what do you know about that! ;)
JohananRaatz 1 year ago
so gay
CanadianLoLAB 1 year ago
PRAISE THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER AND MAY HIS NODDLEY APPENDAGE LIVE ON!
jesusmcnugget1111 1 year ago 2
I love the flying spaghetti monster.
archangel385 1 year ago
You sir, have been truly blessed by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen. I love how nobody gets this, also. People take everything much too seriously. It is okay though, the FSM is a forgiving god.
saintsalive1234 1 year ago
I am just laughing at everyone in the comments failing at spelling spaghetti.
mouldymeatball 1 year ago
I have been touched by his noodley appendage an have found peace in life....and pasta sauce too. yum R'Amen
BornAgainPastafarian 1 year ago 2
People cannot actually believe this crap?!? it is retarded!!!!! So a drunken spaggeti monster created us, huh? This crap is so stupid and that is coming from a 12 yr old girl!!!! Jesus Christ, People today.......!
SuperBellarox 1 year ago
@SuperBellarox
Spaggeti was invented in Italy, Only Hinduism and maybe Scientology are more retarded than this...
SamuelJoaodaSuica 1 year ago
@SuperBellarox dude this was invented to say to some creationist idiots that they r stupid.... one school in the US asked them if they could teach only the creationist theory and not evolutionism... and they whre answered that they could but they had to teach pastafarianism as well, which consisted in the FLYING SPARGHETTI MONSTER aka FSM.... so this was made to mock them and its very funny ;) then people started making there changes in the pastafarianism way
LoGiNPT 1 year ago
@SuperBellarox Jesus is a zombie... he will came back alive. sheesh. ( I'm a Liberal Muslim and i still enjoy this video )
mateen95 1 year ago
@SuperBellarox
It's basically the same thing as Christianity. How else would there be diseases according to Creationist theory? Your god would have to be drunk to do such a thing, unless he's just sadistic. We Pastafarians, on the other hand, admit that His Noodliness is an alcoholic, and celebrate it. Why else would we have a beer volcano in heaven? May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage...
Bluenaut96 1 year ago
WTF, That made no sense you Lithuanian 10 year old. I did not understand what you just said...
SamuelJoaodaSuica 1 year ago
whats the song?
kungfufreak5 1 year ago
AHA AHAHA, and just when I thought there couldn't have been a dumber faith...
Well, atleast this still makes more sense than Hinduism... LOL
Jesus Christ help you poor bastards... LOL
SamuelJoaodaSuica 1 year ago
...what the FUCK!? this is dangerous, now people are gonna start converting from believing in the holy father to some drunken flying spaghetti monster. shit! fuck! why, god?!
BeakyRed 1 year ago
@BeakyRed I really hope you're joking or trolling
kuwaimaha 1 year ago
ALL OF YOU ARE SPEDS FOR BELIEVING IN A DRUNK FLYING NOODLE THAT IS NOT REAL
dylan777ha 1 year ago
@dylan777ha Of course we know its not realy, look into the background first silly noodle.
oobietime8 7 months ago
Ramen to that.
BastuBasti 1 year ago
If a man can walk on water, why can't spaghetti fly? R'Amen!
aw3some5 1 year ago 50
@aw3some5
Because Spaghetti is not alive and has nothing to do with this subject. It's like saying Atheism is a Religion. IT MAKES NO SENSE. This is why Pastafarianism is the second most retarded religion in the world...
...behind Hinduism...
SamuelJoaodaSuica 1 year ago
@SamuelJoaodaSuica The religion of Pastafarianism is... not serious.
If it was, we've been old combined with Atheists, and launched a massive invasion of the Christian land, with the help of His Noodly Appendage.
Then it would be time for jews, and hinduists, and buddhists...
And then...
Scientology.
mantas1111000 1 year ago
@mantas1111000
WTF, that makes no sense...
SamuelJoaodaSuica 1 year ago
@SamuelJoaodaSuica Must it?
/dramaticquestion
mantas1111000 1 year ago
@SamuelJoaodaSuica And Scientology!
SuperBellarox 1 year ago
Let's see athiests TRY to debunk this...
All anthropologists can confirm that:
Australopithecus: 4 feet ---> Homo habilis: 4 ft 3 in ---> Homo erectus: 5 feet ---> early Homo sapiens: 5ft 5 in ---> 19th cent Pirates: 5ft 7 in ---> Modern Humans: 6 feet average
That obviously demonstrates that the first human was a midgit (less than 4 feet tall)
CHECKMATE ATHIESTS!!1
DINDRAGON 1 year ago
@DINDRAGON Why would we try to debunk that? You have no point lol
Antarayan 1 year ago
@DINDRAGON lolwut?
Legit73Resurected 1 year ago
@DINDRAGON
Okay now what does human midgets have to do with atheism?
If anything you just checkmated yourself, since you don't know how to prove an arguement.
Az3trk 1 year ago
@Az3trk Atheists deny creation when it's obvious from scientific facts that humans evolved from midgets that are the glorious creation of the FSM! How dare you doubt the truth of His divine intoxication thou pastaless infidels! Stale beer and ugly strippers with STDs for the rest of eternity will be the punishment of your skepticism!
DINDRAGON 1 year ago
@DINDRAGON
Oh haha I thought you were argueing something for Christianity. No hail the FSM! May us all be touched by his noodly appendage, rAmen.
Az3trk 1 year ago
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The first time the holy FSM sent down his message to us was 2000 B.C. in the blessed place Lajia, in today's China. Only believers shall open their eyes to see this amazing relic and type "4000 year old noodle" in Google pictures and they shall be enlighted.
It should be the main goal in the live of a believer to worship at this holy place of revelation as well as visit the museum the relic is saved now. RAmen!
Wurstbrot007 1 year ago
omg, i now see the truth! I have been converted!
paddedwallz85 1 year ago
RAmen!
hermzmoe 1 year ago 19
You have misspelled 'midget' and ashamed Pastafarians as a whole. The FSM decried that it be spelled midgit.
dhockye02 1 year ago
it is true that man was created in the form of the FSM because just look at our reproductive organs!!! (minus the eyes)
Marioiswicked 1 year ago
the funniest thing about this is that it has more credability that creationism
gaspode5 1 year ago 3
RAmen, and a saucy blessing to all.
eire138 1 year ago
This video left out one important detail. In between the midget and the pirates was rainbow-ninja space lemurs.
PossumCuber 1 year ago
Have you been touched by his noodliness today?
TheKjk8 1 year ago
Ramen you are genius. I believe the FSM should, in your honor, name the moment of creation, "Ramen Dawn"
cpclmbass 1 year ago
what is more realistic a flying spaghetti monster or talking snakes,man walking on water and a god who killed his son to sacrifice to himself? vote now
keith8880 1 year ago
wow wat kinda fuck tards belive in this worthless shit who thinks this is a real religion needs to be checked in the phyc ward
ratman959 1 year ago
@ratman959 the mighty pasta has come to bring his believers up to pasta heaven
lightsout2456 1 year ago
@ratman959 look at your own religion closley, it is no more rediculous, trust me. just because you have been constantly brainwashed since childhood with religion doesnt make it true. chances are that this could get so popular that it will eventually be misinterprited and be taught as truth. in a few hundred years there could be people as confident as you in their religion only their religion is pastafarianism. please reply im running out of my 500 characters in this comment
Marioiswicked 1 year ago
@ratman959 I feel sorry for you, I am shocked at how many people have been deluded by other religions and other believes, since Pastafarianism is the only true belief of all, I hope you will find light and His noodly appendages at the end of your long black tunnel of disbelief.
After He has converted you, I hope you will see how less sense your comment has made.
May you be touched by His Noodliness.
Shadowmov3r 1 year ago
Ramen!
MerrillSnowden 1 year ago
I want my beer volcanoes and stripper factories already. Oh, great FSM, why have you forsaken me?!
TheHomelessCripple 1 year ago
Lol this is straight out of the Gospel of the Flying spaghetti Monster. Well worth the money by the way. RAmen.
flammingbutter 1 year ago
In faith i may be touched by his noodle appendage and be one with the pirates of the holy beings, may we be with peace and spheghetti and curse the pink unicorn RAmen
lbIeesel 1 year ago
what a stuuuuuuupid religion
GodisinmySoul 1 year ago
@GodisinmySoul
"i am sorry if you don't believe, i don't challange your beliefs, but your comment is full of ignorants and prejudes, if only you could find faith" Christian replying to my comment when i said christianity was stupid
lbIeesel 1 year ago
@GodisinmySoul there is nothing stupid about a beer volcano and a striper factory. Ramen
Weirdochris 1 year ago
may he touch you with his noodely appendage. Ramen my brothers and sisters.
luckysunshine21 1 year ago
ramen
harleyriderzshitshit 1 year ago
I knew it!!!! Evolution is wrong!!!!! We come from pirates!!!!! You must belive in this infidels!!!!! >:(
weirdscience81 1 year ago
Ive heard that the starch and carbs arent good for you?? Ive heard that about religions too.
MrJohnnyrace 1 year ago
this was fun to watch. not interesting in converting since this seems unlegit to me, but its a interesting yet strange religion in my eyes.
SkilletFanForever 1 year ago
good at drawing dumb religion though
toadmaggot 1 year ago
may you be touched by his noodely appendages. RAmen.
kirdook 1 year ago
you are really good on drawing! wll done!
vermuthstick 1 year ago
I question no more
dragorider93 1 year ago
I now realize that my Atheist ways were wrong. FMS is real and he created everything. RAmen.
LonesomePaleRider 1 year ago 4
@LonesomePaleRider I am a recent convert as well.
ArrogantAtheism 1 year ago
RAmen to all indeed ^^
lepthymo 1 year ago
what they've been teaching me all this time was a LIE...a big fat lie....Pastafarianism is the WAY!!!!!
Trestin67 1 year ago
hahahahahaha
TheKyotcha 1 year ago
All Hail his Noodly Appendage
foreverspagetti 1 year ago