Just you thinking you're the only good person out there says that you think you're better than everyone else. How good is that? I know this cuz unfortunatly I'm the same way
Once about a time, a kid saw his older brother masturbating. Instead of telling him what he was really doing, he told him that it's "Something you do when you're as old as I am, so go play with your toys and don't tell mommy"
Well seriously what was I supposed to do? The kid's fucking FIVE
Once a pawn a time there was a little boy who went on the "internet" to see what it was all about! The little boy was shocked by how much evil the internet was filled with! his eye bled as we watched "Donkey shows" and "Twink brunch munch", he sob at "blue waffles" and "Kids in a sand box", "Buck angel" to every other "shemale" his once golden world of smiles was shattered in to pieces like "Hatchet Vs. Genitals". the little boy became a man after that day and killed from self from all the pain.
What kind of bug is that they have them here in Kentucky I don't know what it is they are weird... DON'T EAT IT... lol no I'm just kidding you can I doubt it would taste good though
You made the right choice in not messing with that last critter. That looked like a wheel bug. He would actually give you some pain as where the spider you showed would not.
I picked up a wheel bug when I was about 6. My thumb was swollen for hours.
they have replaced the role that mythology once held...they reflect the ideals valued by our culture in the same way myths are embedded with the values of ancient cultures.
Oh, it's not flat. I mean, it's not mountainous, but it's got these rolling hills of amber waves of grain that just tickle me pink. PINK, I SAY! Nah, go to the Red River Valley in Minnesota, where Lake Agassiz used to be. The bottom of a lake that was bigger than Lake Superior. THAT's flat. And the trees... well, most of the trees were actually planted there. I think everyone was required to plant so many after the Dust Bowl in Oklahoma.
I gained my understandings from fairy tales as well. To this day, if I see a ginger bread house, old woman, or large oven, I take heed, and consider myself forewarned.
Here's one, "The Boy Who Cried Fuck Off, You Don't Know God Damned Dick":
Once upon a time there was a boy who told his subscribers to fuck off because he thought they didn't know god damned dick, and then he got all worked up when some of them took offense and started to troll him, and so he made videos bitching about trolls. Then he got trolled some more.
There's a moral there somewhere in that story, no?
Sure, there's a moral in there. But if the story had been told the way I would tell it, the boy's subscribers were already trolling him. Telling them to fuck off... seems like what people would normally do, without a story. No moral there, just common sense. So yeah, I guess yours is better for teaching.
Yes, just "them." You try specifying when you're that hurt. You try to be sure not to say fuck off to ALL 12,000 people when it feels like all 12,000 are trolling you. I think you have no right whatsoever to tell me how I should have behaved. Why? Because you don't know god damned dick. Seriously. And this time, specifically you. You have no idea what you're talking about. Plus, I made videos complaining about trolls before I left. So really, fuck off.
When he did that his subscriber base continued to increase. Irregardless of whether the response was particularly rational, that fact is an indication of the value of these videos.
Look, I don't really troll him, I just watch in amusement as he draws it upon himself. I mean, how hard is it e.g. to say "sorry guys, that was a bit over the top" when you collectively offend your entire subscriber base because you "feel like all 12,000 are trolling you" (as if)?
It's just like someone said, zuoPTIh8I_c#t=1m32s
Anyway, I'm going to fuck off because he asked me to.
I explained all this in an interview with reverendatomsmasher. I'm not going to apologize because I needed to tell everyone to fuck off. You're the first in months to bring it up, so I don't know what you're thinking with "he draws it upon himself."
Ok, I'm sure you had perfectly good reasons to tell absolutely everyone to fuck off. There's always a reason for that, ain't there?
And as I said, I don't _really_ troll you, so I don't know first hand, it's just a gut feeling. You've stuck your fingers in a chinese finger trap, and chinese finger traps are amusing.
Well, I think the point is not to take a video character too seriously. I did that about a year or so ago and we got into a tiff, and I don't want to do that again.
I will prollly start a video site to support my books at some point, and it won't be associated with this. That's why I defend him, ultimately. He's a fellow writer.
Twinkle twinkle little star. Oh how you wish I didnt know where you are. I spy with my little eye I simply refuse to say goodbye. Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep. She is going to be forced into eternal sleep. Little miss Muffet sat on her tuffet The spider wont be the only thing crawling beside her. The three blind mice, run after the farmers wife. It all begins with a simple slice. Hey diddle diddle cat and the fiddle. All I want is just one little nibble.
NASTY!!! But good point .. i wrote this the other night.. someone might enjoy it and you might actually get it.. a little off from what you were sayin but just imagine stalkerish.
Kansas seems like a nice, tranquil place. You should have done a story about the Reverse Troll; the one that writes something stupid, gets called on it and tried to pretend it was a troll.
You could call it "The Importance of being Less Than Earnest", or something like that *shrug*
I had been warned about Kansas but now that I know its a spider horde nation plotting to overthrow mankind I believe I may judgement may have been too rash....Long live Shelob the spider queen!
Then there's the one about the Happy Cabbie who made videos naked in his hotel, not realizing there was a mirror behind him and his behind in front of the audience!
mr. mark sat in the park to pass his time found girls online would ask for nude pictures, adress's too finally ms. missy sent them on through they planned to meet at missys place mark rushed on over as if in a race he knocked once, then once more a tall big man answered the door MR.missy dragged him in with a laugh and a grin the moral here girls and boys you might just end up mr missys toy
Once upon a time there was a banking clark who worked for a big crooked bailed out bank... (this story is an updated version of an older one from the 30s)
Once upon a time there was a guy in a computer help forum who advised every user the solution to their problem was to hit f4
Once upon a time there was a Technical support guy who couldnt speak English
Once upon a time there was a stinky little guttersnipe who ate viruses & worms then spat them out in his e-mails behind an anonymous proxy
and was able to watch his lastest acquisiton, Law Abiding Citizen. Presently came along a toolbar, and popped up a window, and said, "Little Geek, little Geek, let me come in."
To which the Geek answered, "No, not by the hertz of my wifi and wii."
"Then I'll sniff and I'll hack and through the backdoor ill get in!" said the Tool.
I live in Kansas... it is weird.
lickarock88 1 month ago
you......suck?...... >.> <.<
Karosive 3 months ago
Just you thinking you're the only good person out there says that you think you're better than everyone else. How good is that? I know this cuz unfortunatly I'm the same way
dliuzzo110 4 months ago
adhd or bipolar?
pitigam 4 months ago
Once about a time, a kid saw his older brother masturbating. Instead of telling him what he was really doing, he told him that it's "Something you do when you're as old as I am, so go play with your toys and don't tell mommy"
Well seriously what was I supposed to do? The kid's fucking FIVE
ninjawork111 8 months ago
Once a pawn a time there was a little boy who went on the "internet" to see what it was all about! The little boy was shocked by how much evil the internet was filled with! his eye bled as we watched "Donkey shows" and "Twink brunch munch", he sob at "blue waffles" and "Kids in a sand box", "Buck angel" to every other "shemale" his once golden world of smiles was shattered in to pieces like "Hatchet Vs. Genitals". the little boy became a man after that day and killed from self from all the pain.
Druidswarcry 10 months ago
you suck!
Just kidding,you thing the right shit my friend!
TheMargarins 1 year ago
Insect ADD
luckyrabbitfoot99 1 year ago
ok. here goes:
There once was a guy with full blown AIDS
Who tried to treat it with Flonase
Though his nose never drips it's
No help to his sickness
So all day and night he huffs whippets
andrewweis 1 year ago
lol
PiratGeneralen 1 year ago
what porn sites?
Shydrow 1 year ago
Cool bug..
Kringelbulle 1 year ago
You Rock!!!
btytrthfrdmlv 1 year ago
YOU SUCK!
tob1203 1 year ago
@tob1203 YOU WIN! --- who do you believe? Or maybe a better question, who do you want to believe?
IfunyunsI 1 year ago
Holy christ shit! i was stung by one of those bugs when i was a kid...i never forgave em...
slverfish 1 year ago
The last one was an assassin bug. Scared the crap out of my wife one time.
jonnyt50 1 year ago
What kind of bug is that they have them here in Kentucky I don't know what it is they are weird... DON'T EAT IT... lol no I'm just kidding you can I doubt it would taste good though
Amiegh88 1 year ago
Kansas sucks, spiders AND creationists
taliesinknol 1 year ago
Dude, this is STILL one of my favourite videos from You.
If I had to choose one video show people what you're all about, I'd choose either this one or "Nice Rack".
Either way, I find both videos to be delightful =)
AstraVex 1 year ago
Best intro on Patronization EVER =)
SomeDudeThatRants 2 years ago 5
You made the right choice in not messing with that last critter. That looked like a wheel bug. He would actually give you some pain as where the spider you showed would not.
I picked up a wheel bug when I was about 6. My thumb was swollen for hours.
EgotisticalZilch 2 years ago 5
suck!
mileyfantothetop 2 years ago
SUCK YOU!
NotTooObvious 2 years ago
SUCK!
do0me0nice 2 years ago
YOU
do0me0nice 2 years ago
hahaha that second one is awesome!
PornographicSoul 2 years ago
oh how many people are going to type YOU SUCK? so stupid. Video was brilliant though.
saoirsequinn 2 years ago
YOU SUCK!!
Herufaia 2 years ago
Devise an instructional fairytale, you know, for kids. Slam poetry is super cool.
Slyontologist 2 years ago
YOU SUCK!!!
TwilightsSonata 2 years ago
You're on facebook!!! :(
exDeathex 2 years ago
dont movies do that?
they have replaced the role that mythology once held...they reflect the ideals valued by our culture in the same way myths are embedded with the values of ancient cultures.
ArtMusicRepeat 2 years ago
The thing on the tree at the end is called a wheel bug.
THE MORE YOU KNOW :)
(I live in Missouri :( )
silvertenor08 2 years ago
whoa! That URL for outdoors sure has a lot on multi-legged creatures!
I still cannot locate my mini tripod.
We do need some new children's stories for the modern era of dumbasses.
vclamp 2 years ago
YOU SUCK!!!
ParadigmaticShift 2 years ago 2
I'm always surprised to see trees in Kansas. I don' t know why but I imagine it's all flat.
Gimmeabreakman 2 years ago
Oh, it's not flat. I mean, it's not mountainous, but it's got these rolling hills of amber waves of grain that just tickle me pink. PINK, I SAY! Nah, go to the Red River Valley in Minnesota, where Lake Agassiz used to be. The bottom of a lake that was bigger than Lake Superior. THAT's flat. And the trees... well, most of the trees were actually planted there. I think everyone was required to plant so many after the Dust Bowl in Oklahoma.
azrienoch 2 years ago
With the second story you could have said "he was a little unstable so he sunk his knife in her navel" or something alone those line. :P
TheVampireEd 2 years ago
Kansas IS weird.
howweuse 2 years ago
lol very funny, you suck by the way.
Jonesingonline 2 years ago
I gained my understandings from fairy tales as well. To this day, if I see a ginger bread house, old woman, or large oven, I take heed, and consider myself forewarned.
crazycat1984 2 years ago
lmao
FatherRanting 2 years ago
Here's one, "The Boy Who Cried Fuck Off, You Don't Know God Damned Dick":
Once upon a time there was a boy who told his subscribers to fuck off because he thought they didn't know god damned dick, and then he got all worked up when some of them took offense and started to troll him, and so he made videos bitching about trolls. Then he got trolled some more.
There's a moral there somewhere in that story, no?
justanotherhacker 2 years ago
Sure, there's a moral in there. But if the story had been told the way I would tell it, the boy's subscribers were already trolling him. Telling them to fuck off... seems like what people would normally do, without a story. No moral there, just common sense. So yeah, I guess yours is better for teaching.
azrienoch 2 years ago
Oh, just "them"? If I remember the story correctly, the boy didn't really specify who he'd like to fuck off.
justanotherhacker 2 years ago
Yes, just "them." You try specifying when you're that hurt. You try to be sure not to say fuck off to ALL 12,000 people when it feels like all 12,000 are trolling you. I think you have no right whatsoever to tell me how I should have behaved. Why? Because you don't know god damned dick. Seriously. And this time, specifically you. You have no idea what you're talking about. Plus, I made videos complaining about trolls before I left. So really, fuck off.
azrienoch 2 years ago
Okey-dokey.
justanotherhacker 2 years ago
you suck
36stylesofdanger 2 years ago
When he did that his subscriber base continued to increase. Irregardless of whether the response was particularly rational, that fact is an indication of the value of these videos.
Trollschool 2 years ago
I didn't say he makes bad videos. He doesn't.
Look, I don't really troll him, I just watch in amusement as he draws it upon himself. I mean, how hard is it e.g. to say "sorry guys, that was a bit over the top" when you collectively offend your entire subscriber base because you "feel like all 12,000 are trolling you" (as if)?
It's just like someone said, zuoPTIh8I_c#t=1m32s
Anyway, I'm going to fuck off because he asked me to.
justanotherhacker 2 years ago
I explained all this in an interview with reverendatomsmasher. I'm not going to apologize because I needed to tell everyone to fuck off. You're the first in months to bring it up, so I don't know what you're thinking with "he draws it upon himself."
azrienoch 2 years ago
Ok, I'm sure you had perfectly good reasons to tell absolutely everyone to fuck off. There's always a reason for that, ain't there?
And as I said, I don't _really_ troll you, so I don't know first hand, it's just a gut feeling. You've stuck your fingers in a chinese finger trap, and chinese finger traps are amusing.
justanotherhacker 2 years ago
Well, I think the point is not to take a video character too seriously. I did that about a year or so ago and we got into a tiff, and I don't want to do that again.
I will prollly start a video site to support my books at some point, and it won't be associated with this. That's why I defend him, ultimately. He's a fellow writer.
Trollschool 2 years ago
@justanotherhacker what's the story behind this?
ShowtekGER 1 year ago
Irregardless?
howweuse 2 years ago
Once upon a time a troll got punched in the face... The End
pimpjoosse 2 years ago
So true ...
Trollschool 2 years ago
Last one looked like a wolf spider :o
KonijNx2 2 years ago
You suck!
KonijNx2 2 years ago 2
love it! :-) Regards and have a skilful life. Pinge
PingeMusic 2 years ago
KANSAS IS WEIRD!
I lol'd
chikenshitconformist 2 years ago
Wheel bug... they are everywhere, but it's pretty rare to see one. cool find.
korbentaz 2 years ago
Holy shit, whatever that insect was at the end? Eww! I'll work on a cautionary tale...
Shestumbledin 2 years ago
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
You cant see me now I just ate your eyeball.
Ring around the rosey pocket full of posies.
Even if I tried I could never regret my follies.
RLT
truebluemoon10 2 years ago
truebluemoon10 2 years ago
NASTY!!! But good point .. i wrote this the other night.. someone might enjoy it and you might actually get it.. a little off from what you were sayin but just imagine stalkerish.
truebluemoon10 2 years ago
"...and he never got laid again" lol!!!!! a complete non sequitur but very apropriately placed.
fede2 2 years ago
Fantastic, Marvelous, Wonderful, Enlightening you still suck though!
flyingfisbeefilms 2 years ago
YOU S... oh wait :) Good video
Dozzer 2 years ago
lol haha I never knew Kansas was weird! :p
brojoghost 2 years ago
I don't know what the facts are for Kansas but a study in England said that there were 131 spiders per square meter in the average meadow.
rubius0 2 years ago
YOU SUCK xD i just love all your videos
impendio 2 years ago
Careful! You might burn your pale interneter's skin.
2ndviolin 2 years ago
Oh but Az, you always talk down to us ;_; Haha
Kansas seems like a nice, tranquil place. You should have done a story about the Reverse Troll; the one that writes something stupid, gets called on it and tried to pretend it was a troll.
You could call it "The Importance of being Less Than Earnest", or something like that *shrug*
Peace Az.
logicaust 2 years ago
You might be in OZ
kingjon81 2 years ago
That last insect/arachnid looked HUGE.
Mjhavok 2 years ago
Orb weaver, harmless.
awormyourhonor 2 years ago
LOL
stevenr4 2 years ago
Those spiders be trippin' ...
Trollschool 2 years ago
hahaha love it
sunsetlover 2 years ago
Those are cute, but I actually like the original ending on the second one.
Perhaps there needs to be a fable about a clueless corporation who tries to pimp itself on Twitter.
OhCurt 2 years ago
You Suck!
rileed 2 years ago
loved it.
spriteroot 2 years ago
Um...you suck?
Leonx22 2 years ago 2
cool stories. Nice spider too.
rozeboosje 2 years ago
the story and a half was good and i hope you had a good time in kansas
BioWeaponFox 2 years ago
enjoyed.
RawBiznasProductions 2 years ago
wow was it a radioactive spider???
and now you have a secret second life as a transvestite spiderman?
that's right you suck
i don't know exactly what you suck.......but yeah..you do
matereymate 2 years ago
That thing was huge!!!
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 2 years ago
Kansas is weird!
haha, that was great.
Sh1pWrecker 2 years ago 2
you suck!!! lol jk
yonasman01 2 years ago
I m so gonna show this 2 my sis, she'll have a freakin' fit cuz of the spiders.
twilistar26 2 years ago
i love nature, what kind of bugs do you have up north?
DKfansown 2 years ago
Insert some joke about me being you suck boy here.
I'm off to troll.
I'm in Saint Joseph though, which is next to Kansas. There, you just read a pointless fact about a troll. Quit feeding me, you asshats.
GnosticDjinn 2 years ago
Hahahaha! Love your stories. lol
daligoddess2006 2 years ago
dem creepy crawlers makes good eats I reckon...
WhirlingWolves 2 years ago
Jean Jean made a machine
Joe Joe made it go
Art Art made a fart and blew the whole thing apart
Ok, perhaps I didn't make that one myself, but the moral of it is - keep people that has lots of gas away from your creations.
baronblod2003 2 years ago 2
wow
really big spider
now do the boy who typed u r a fag
angryislander56 2 years ago
I hope this story involves a grammar Nazi.
srsly.
GnosticDjinn 2 years ago
I'm all for any story that rhymes!
StrangeGlobal 2 years ago
those things are massive!!
big0shot0producer 2 years ago
There once was a kid named Mole,
Who lived life as an internet troll.
On YouTube he was pwned as a noob,
Though he loved the reverse sound of oil... ;)'
samuraispacemonkey 2 years ago 3
Funny, Az. I really needed it right now, too.
dropapebble 2 years ago
Once upon a calm, and funny quiet forum
A user whose nickname today was nomnomnom
Who loved to read jokes and see funny recent pics
And for this reason was doing more and more clicks
Whenever a link was looking quite promising
For an addional round of laughs and lolling
maksiiiskam2 2 years ago 2
A funny video, one day, was announced
With a link that, really, looked not to be trounced
No suspicious site, nothing just of boob
Merely a plain link leading to Youtube
But to his demise, something to be condoled:
By going through this link, yes he had been rick-rolled.
maksiiiskam2 2 years ago 2
I had been warned about Kansas but now that I know its a spider horde nation plotting to overthrow mankind I believe I may judgement may have been too rash....Long live Shelob the spider queen!
onyana 2 years ago
lmao i like the 2nd 1
onecrazymofo187 2 years ago
I don't get it.
CorrecterThanYou 2 years ago
I like the second story..he must have been on Prozac.
YogiToad 2 years ago
You are the cutest thing ever. I wish you were queer ;)
PutridFeverrr 2 years ago
U big Latin lover U.
YogiToad 2 years ago
EW! Kansas! Yuck! But otherwise, great video!
I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with here in Baltimore. :)
And feel free to send me a message if you want to hang out sometime! I love your videos! :)
787Bisurdaddy 2 years ago
303 views in 9 hours. not bad.
keep up the good work Az.
love ur vids ^.^
SniperScopeMaster86 2 years ago
I like the Little Sally Skank story
ozjthomas 2 years ago
YOU SUCK!
hurleyGRANDE 2 years ago
I've seen so many Sally Skanks and boys who cry You Suck on the web that I'm surprised they're not in a club!
Rowdyeh 2 years ago
Favorite youtuber of all time.
ProtagonistNonTheist 2 years ago
I used to live in that state.
CapriciousFilms 2 years ago
"I'm a good person"...ummm...one shouldn't compliment oneself...it makes an asshole of both the giver and the getter.
chasermartinsyde 2 years ago
dewd u Rok
MachineLending 2 years ago
We seriously need these books.
Dall5000 2 years ago
I could have saved you some time on that Kansas is weird conclusion.
purplecharger88 2 years ago
There was a boy named Puck
Uh...I think we know where this is going.
SomeBSUTubeName 2 years ago
I really like your stories. The first video of yours that I ever saw was Once Again. Your stories are the best of all your videos.
NinKen94 2 years ago
ahhh kansas is scary
tomfrankly 2 years ago
Then there's the one about the Happy Cabbie who made videos naked in his hotel, not realizing there was a mirror behind him and his behind in front of the audience!
rayofminneapolis 2 years ago
I could have told you the Kansas is weird! I was born and raised there!!! HAAAAAAA!!!!
The spider is a fall garden spider.The other bug is a Weevil......Watch out for Devil's claw!!
pickofthepatch 2 years ago
Nah, it's an assassin bug. Mean little things, just saw one outside today draining a lizard dry.
Firedraikke 2 years ago
Assassin bug?? I'll be.I thought they were in South America.What part of Kansas are you in?
pickofthepatch 2 years ago
The South American part.
azrienoch 2 years ago
hhahahahaha
stormcloud847 2 years ago
Hi Jeff,
Great idea, we need updated stories featuring modern situation to help demonstrate morals.
I do feel that the "boy who cried suck" got off lightly. "Sally Skank's" treatment was a bit much.
PerthPete1 2 years ago
YOU SUCK!
just trolling :)
JACOI3ES 2 years ago
Great video as always!
MrHollick 2 years ago
Hmm I'm in kansas. Why on earth are you here? What part?
sixdumboutlaws 2 years ago
eisnil 2 years ago 2
that was great XD
KaguraThWindGypsy 2 years ago
thank you!
eisnil 2 years ago
Bwahahahaha!!! And you are so right, as always, about no kids books on current life situations.
And arachnids rule!
Blizzeekitty 2 years ago
Nothing rhymes with Kansas.
MrBrainmold 2 years ago
lol. another grEAT ONE! ill be thinking of a rhyme. the morrals the hard part.
eisnil 2 years ago
So you're from Kansas,...
Do you know Dorothy?
marniespeaks 2 years ago
Lols what a stupid thing to say, funny though.
TheIncredibleMsO 2 years ago
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Mephistophilus 2 years ago
"Snow White and the Seven Apps"
:D
i am convinced the inside of your brain looks like a delux box of crayola crayons. sharpener and all.
healthyaddixion 2 years ago
YOU SUCK!!!
Roenazarrek 2 years ago 2
Once upon a time, a boy who went on an internet and stated that he was the best person in the world.
No-one payed attention.
SomeDudeThatRants 2 years ago
The second one wasn't a spider, it's an assassin bug. I used to catch them when I was a kid. :P They bite like hell though if you piss them off.
zakkmiester 2 years ago
You're in Kansas and you didn't tell me? Dude.. You totally suck!
MannixThePirate 2 years ago
You've never seen a squash bug before? You need to go outside more often.
antipelagian 2 years ago
Haha. Your funny and you don't suck.
staceydyan 2 years ago
Once upon a time there was a banking clark who worked for a big crooked bailed out bank... (this story is an updated version of an older one from the 30s)
Once upon a time there was a guy in a computer help forum who advised every user the solution to their problem was to hit f4
Once upon a time there was a Technical support guy who couldnt speak English
Once upon a time there was a stinky little guttersnipe who ate viruses & worms then spat them out in his e-mails behind an anonymous proxy
marniespeaks 2 years ago
The spider says you suck ;)
wyrdness1 2 years ago
YOU SUCK.
xD .
HersheysKisses637 2 years ago
I m on roll - I hear you. So if I suck you better tell me mex-animals
MrFuckble 2 years ago
I had a similar assignment in high school, I redid Rumplestiltskin as Hustlewithapimpstick, I got an A.
AnneOnAMoose 2 years ago
How about a story called the day the modem died?
well09090 2 years ago
You're not in Dorothy any more Azreinoch...
DexterityLab 2 years ago
NO Kansas! I meant Kansas!!
DexterityLab 2 years ago
...I lol'd...
FuckOffBree 2 years ago
"Kansas is weird!"
noodleguru 2 years ago
I like that, on top of the video, from YouTube ads, was an ad to "Fix bad ADHD Behavior".
chriscrozzz 2 years ago
Agree completely - maybe we ought to start a 'decent humans' club - sadly, it'll be really exclusive...
daButtafly 2 years ago
lol great stories, now to come up with a story of the Boy Who Cried First! Excellent vid!
JnAStudios 2 years ago
that last one wasn't even a spider it was a shield bug lol
B4TT3RY 2 years ago
Kansas is, indeed, weird. I hope to visit it sometime.
Killersepp 2 years ago
I absolutely love Kansas. There's no place like it. And I'm not just saying that to be funny.
azrienoch 2 years ago
do u live anywhere near Wichita?
greenghost2008 2 years ago
Hey! There you are. Glad you're doing well, and still have living parents.
Trollschool 2 years ago
I really like what you're saying in this video but all I can think is "Good god man! What are you doing in Kansas?!"
Eilsring 2 years ago
Visiting my parents.
azrienoch 2 years ago
There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home...
PaiSand 2 years ago
Are you there to meet Mannix?
danuu2 2 years ago
No, I was born here. Visiting my parents.
azrienoch 2 years ago
Ah. Well, have a good time.
danuu2 2 years ago
I'm so on this....
ReverendAtomSmasher 2 years ago
America has crazy mutant spiders...
defcore108 2 years ago
2:44 Great License Plate motto!
Elaina43 2 years ago
you suck!
GirlyVoice 2 years ago
So he sniffed and
he hacked, and he blew his door in. The first little Geek barely escaped the hungry tool, and ran as
fast as he could back to the safety of the old cybercafe and his mother N00b.
phunkaddikt 2 years ago
and was able to watch his lastest acquisiton, Law Abiding Citizen. Presently came along a toolbar, and popped up a window, and said, "Little Geek, little Geek, let me come in."
To which the Geek answered, "No, not by the hertz of my wifi and wii."
"Then I'll sniff and I'll hack and through the backdoor ill get in!" said the Tool.
phunkaddikt 2 years ago
Once upon a time there was a mother N00b who lived in an old cybercafe with her three little Geeks.
When the little geeks were old enough to be on their own, so she sent them out to seek their fortune.
The first little Geek that went off met a Man with a bundle of video codecs, and said to him,"Please,
Man, give me those codecs so I am able to watch the last film I downloaded through torrent"; which
the Man did, and the little Geek installed those mofo's faster than you can say trojan horse,
phunkaddikt 2 years ago