Skateboarding Tricks & Tips : How to Talk Like a Skateboarder

[PoachedOG]

Gay.

[14knucklehead]

wow this dudes dumb

[jeffhardy664]

Who else clicked on this to laugh

[MrSkateification101]

Go To 0:42 Then After He Sais For Press 4.

[90abcde6]

press 2

and when the dude says "thats when a skateboarder's going to be riding...press 4

[runescapeman264]

press 8 over and over air hump :D

[haris949]

i didn't know that skateboarding had it's own language!

[GilbertTheGoldfish11]

Dude i thought u were legit but now ugh...



[mrmeltrox]

dressing like a skater ok BUT HOW TO TALK LIKE SKATER!!!

[perdycool90]

how to be a poser

[hebreezwawa360]

this is some poser shit

[Cyrpt71]

u suck bitch i can pwn u in sk8in

[IIExeyII]

I just pressed this video to see all the comments and ratings xD

[TheOriginalFrancis]

HA

[Cyber98005]

Next Video:How to Scream Like A Skateboarder xD

[GoofyHow2]

press 3 for masturbating motion

[Jimmy99Nas98]

you're kiding right ??? what lesson is this ?? you mean i have to learn thes things to be a skater ?

[halolova369]

Your fucking with me right now.

[HighOffHell]

Haha you dont wanna push mongo ? i know so many people that ride mongo ;D they say its just easyier. and for those who dont know Mongo is when you push with your front foot not your back, one think i can never do :/

[Gibson4ever22]

i thought sick meant feeling ill haha wow

[JetPuffedOreos]

FUCK is another word

[MultiSupatroopa]

wtf why do they have a vid like this.

[SkateGeek231]

50 likes, 50 dislikes

im gonna be the rebel who makes it 51 dislikes

[gironpawn12]

Keep pressing 9 kjsahja

[TheAcousticcapo]

lol i couldnt believe when i saw the title of this vid, how to talk like a skateboarder....whahahahahhaha­hahah too much failure,posers

[LuringNerd]

that was awful.

[ironicyousuck]

press 4 if u want to hear hin saing dick :P

[sk8terguy4life1997]

@ironicyousuck hahahahaha

[aura300]

I lol´d when i read the title of this video :P

[rubberunicorn]

....why did i click on this

[321eli1]

@rubberunicorn me to why did i click on this?

[fallenskatez]

u r a fagget  expert village get the fuck off youtube

[TheGuanajuatoKid]

i just click this video to see the comments

[DarthTwilight]

hey, hey, mr. expert village guy! can you teach me to be a poser just like you?

[eminemkills3]

if you press 3 then 4 quick after he says ... "suck dick" 3

also press 5 6 7 8 randomly he has a seizure attack

thumbs up!

[GreatGordo3000]

what the hell is so bad about pushing mongo, thumbs up if you push mongo!

[cvetok15]

perss 3 4 5, he´ll say "suck dick on a skateboarder"

[kyotogenerator]

40 people got beat up for asking their local skater what mongo meant.

[Batistab0y]

if you click 4 on your keyboard, he says ,,dick,,

[tom7203]

press 3 4 he says suck d!ck

[toipee]

@tom7203 3 and wait for some time it says suck ride dick

[tottalbadazz13]

idk about you guys but what i hear at my park is barley people just music! and wens thers no music its just what the fuck!! FUCK THIS SHIT, and all that haha!!

[itsgoind]

lmfao wtf is this mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­n , and epic ?! wtf does that even mean niggah

[masocaso69]

where the fuck is >epic, legit, bogus, haggard, and swagfuck? did dude is a poser, and shouldnt be makin videos unless he is an actual "street skater" indoor parks blow haggard dick, he is a legit cocksucker, and he is a total swagfuck, and p.s this video is bogus...he lives an epic life of lies

[itsakadoozy95]

wow....they actually taught us how to talk....just incase u forgot

[AssassinK32]

if u press 8 and 4 u hear want to be dick

[greendaygirl1102]

hahaha , what the hell ?

[ArmandoSK8ING4JESUS]

push 2 and then 7 and he says that he hates boarding, and 1 and 4 he says inch dick lol, and 5 6 repeatedly, he jerks off, and 5 4 he 'says im a dick"

[ArmandoSK8ING4JESUS]

push 2 and then 7 and he says that he hates boarding, and 1 and 4 he says inch dick lol

[ArmandoSK8ING4JESUS]

push 2 and then 7 and he says that he hates boarding

[BagelHottness]

i never fucking knew what sketchy ment!!!! THANKSSSSSS

[WinstonTweezers]

push 2 and 4 if u time it right you hear him say "i hear dick"

[WinstonTweezers]

why the hell didnt he say what a mongo pusher is i know that it is a person who pushes with their front foot but isnt he there to tell every one else

[KtwistHK808]

mongo rules

[zeppelinhead1]

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[johnnyleech]

you can only talk like a skater if you are a skater otherwise your a poser thumbs up

[transformer2331]

@johnnyleech I don't know how to do any tricks except for a bean plant and I still agree... so go call me a poser then, I don't care.

[wrestlingfan2254]

Next Lesson: How to take a dump like a skateboarder

[domanicsantiago246]

0:20 0:19

[Flexa30]

boring i now that already

[markaup]

i say bust ya ass

[josssk8]

what the hell u cnt talk like skater ???? u talk how u wnt

[ArtisanLlama]

.oO ThAt'S LoGiStIcS Oo.

[marka702]

he forgot to say GNARLY!

[MrThuperDuper]

this is probably the dumbest video ever made. besides im a banana

[iampoorgivememoney]

i skate and i would never ever say rad

[raisebarhere]

@iampoorgivememoney thats pretty rad

[sexbagelsk8er]

sweet helmet homes

[TheBestGoodbye]

i thought anyone can skate. Last time i checked its a sport, not a style

[azndrifter183]

what a bitch. i skate mongo

[goblinob]

k apparently mongo isnt good.... sorry gonz this guy thinks you suck

[tweekzors]

mongo means you have AIDS

[deJesusMateo]

wow ive learned so much

[brandongibbz]

i never knew us skaters talked a certain way! xD

[crackedjacker]

Does this make me cool now?

[brainzoff]

don't talk, just skate

[TwiceVicodin]

Cool! Now I get it! Now how do I smell like a skateboarder?

[steezemilkshake]

i dont talk like this and im way better than this poser. talk how u talk dont be a fake pozer. as a matter of fact i like people who almost dont talk at all. 

[JuggaCarl]

@steezemilkshake i never talk to people when i skate, maybe a few friends but i just put my headphones in and skate a mini ramp or a gap

[steezemilkshake]

@JuggaCarl i talk to my freinds and laugh and joke but if im trying to escape the world i just grab my phone or ipod turn on sum biggie and just skate. i dont even half to do tricks i just chill. ride some ramps or find a steep ass hill. thats fun.

[lordvedron]

a friend of mine skates mongo becuase thats the only way he can do no comply's

[awesomestuffinstuff]

i skate mongo y isent that good

[bradparedes]

whats mongo?

[planbsk8r275]

@bradparedes wen u push with ur opposite foot when u ride

[darkangelglue500]

lol i thought "mongo" was just in skate 2

[arnoldklous]

dude you're sketchy XD



[madijo2010]

you dont have to no how to talk like a skateboard this is reatarded

[therealjohnnyrad]

What does "that's so tiger dick" mean? is that good or bad? will i catch a cold?

[crazyjoker1001]

when you keep clicking 20 or 19 youll keep hearing bitch

[wrbheb]

thats the dumbest thing ever he is a poser

[Almostskater1843]

@wrbheb nah, this guy probably got paid a lot to do this, and they probably asked him to talk about how to talk like a skater.

[Excellentization]

thats stupid

[NomadSkateTeam]

lol mongo

[whatdiditube]

really, you are acctually teaching people to talk like a skater? what the hell!?!

rad, and dude? wtf, i can say what I want, you don't have to teach us that!? we know the words, you don't even need to know words, say what you like!

a hole :/

[mexico4evah]

i dont really hear these words at the skatepark i hear words such shit fuck holy shit you know and different combinations of those words hahaha

[hellojackathin]

RAD!!! i've always wanted to talk like this! thanks man!

[donkiko3000]

lol wow

[bloodpills]

u forgot gnarly

[VertSk8er12]

who the fuck sais rad and bust? this guy is a prick..

[sk8jonass]

if you click on 20 then 19, he says that bitch XD

[hpidrifter190]

youre right

[gorgums]

@sk8jonass lol your right lol

[frontcrook1410]

@sk8jonass hahah he does XD

[gundam204]

this is so stupid just talk. ppl are idiots

[codemeister420]

i want to see this guy go around actual skaters and do this shit he will get his ass beat

[nollielaserflip867]

gotta have gnar in there somewhere lol

[TheJoegina]

fag

[TheBrassMonkeyFunky]

bet he doesnt know what mongo is

[grooveydonkey]

ROFL THIS IS SHIT

gr8n8skater ur right

dude funny

[gr8n8skater]

if you hold your mouse over 19 seconds, and click, he says bitch. haha

[TheBrassMonkeyFunky]

ahahahahahah he does

[darion4000]

this stupid

[23SMM23]

STEEZYYYYYYY!

[SalutetheRock]

Epic Fail!!!

[sodaboy69able]

forgot buttery :)

[gokartsRfun]

im pretty sure this is for like 50 y/o's

[skatenesss]

Hahah...your so right, all the kids lack style these days cause they wanna be like their fav pro instead of being themself

[shortimarc]

i love how that fag says "a place u migh tget caught skateboarding". Thanks dude! i had no idea that skating was a crime lmao

[scarofadragon17]

skating isn't a crime, he's saying that there are some places that you're not supposed to skate

[shortimarc]

i know. its just the way he says it, and the way alot of people describe it, people think its a crime.

[scarofadragon17]

good point

[mattitude601]

fail....

[bl13022]

how to talk like a skateboarder hahahahahahahaha

[dominomovies]

fail

[elbeaner646]

epic fail

[luckynumber58]

mongo - someone who pushes with thier front foot (which is wrong)

also someone with downs syndrome is said to have mongoloid feautures

[etalvarez95]

dude this vid is gay but mongo does mean push with front foot stupid wtf

[neoman121]

i really don't get how the heck any of this "you must be like this to be one of us" things started :( its so stupid

[Sk8nVideo]

last time i heard a skater say sick i really though i was gonna get sick. Thanks forletting me know what it means

[nikocmpunk08]

i have to shit

[happyskateposer]

STUPID BOY

[happyskateposer]

i gotta go take a dump

[5nazzybanana]

LOL me too!!!

[happyskateposer]

you funny LOL

[HELLGAtuAno]

its amazing how now kids get taought even how to talk, and when i started skateing with my friends no one cared what switch or fakie or nollie was, we ere just haveing fun, and it should always be like that

[neoman121]

yes i perfectly agree and i think thats how it should always be :). just for fun. i mean unless you want to make a carrier out of it but you still don't need to "talk" like a skateboarder. for everyone. just be yourself and if people don't like it then thats there problem. unless of course "yourself" is a jerk or mean person then all you need to do is to teach yourself to be a nicer person :)

[5nazzybanana]

lol i just wanted to watch this video to see how stupid it would be

[Pito7432]

me too

[OuchIHurtMyNuts]

same lol

[KingBoshua]

@5nazzybanana same

[jcryan1016]

@5nazzybanana lol same, This is just another title for: How to Be a Poser

[breadbo3]

@5nazzybanana same here XD

[OsmanExpress]

@5nazzybanana same :D

[malarkycentral]

haha yeah i can picture a little kid on a huge skateboard on a home video a little wobbly trying to bring their front foot to the nose.....cute

[chrisrydr1121]

1: you suck at skating

2:fag you shoulder bumped me

3:why did you read this

4:noob

[bakersk9]

@$&# $%^& @#$# )(*&

[totalchaos65]

mm....expertvillage is teaching people how to be a poser?my god...lmao..i hate these guys.

[BeastingIt]

some of the stuff like fakie or nollie is actually legit for newbie skaters, but stuff like sketchy and fuckin "rad"?

haha what a joke.

[pdubs926]

i used to pusch mong i changed but its only the best of us that push mongo bra

[MarkusNielsen]

I'm mongo to ;)

Actually i'm not mongo anymore, i learned to push regular and it feels GR8! :D

[skatermccoy27]

hahaahah who the hell says rad!!!!!!!! oh but you use mob hahahahahahha

[Planb2276]

wow dude. mongo is sick. why is mongo bad? That would be like saying that goofy is bad cause its not as popular as regular. Just cause mongo isnt common doesnt make it bad. It just makes us mongo skaters more of individuals!!!!

[jddy2]

If you skate Mongo your fucked lol

[ToxicBarracuda]

you might here something like, sick. This dosen't mean you going to get a cold. NO SHIT !!!

[SxyBeast360]

lol...

[WookieRampage]

Why didnt he just say what mongo was! It would of been shorter than saying all that

[CraZeeKilLa]

wow is this vid rly necesesary?

[rydon100]

no its bullshit rofl

[CraZeeKilLa]

i kno rite

[Mockaijsje210]

mongo means that inliners are bether than skateboarders greetz form holland!

[cokesoccer19]

what does mongo mean?..

[hanspeterpitsch]

Let's say you naturally skate goofy. Now you're riding switch, but you still push with your left foot, having your right foot on the board(near the tail). That's pushing mongo.

[blinkobssessed182]

its basically when you take your front foot off to push instead of your back foot

[sk8orhateit]

im not the one on here complaining about how this is "poser"

[dale78910]

I know right!

[sk8orhateit]

then y r u watchin the vid

[twistedtyty]

you are the biggest poser ever

have you ever heard the term gay

because thats what you are

[whiteskater101]

GNARLY DUDE!...lawl jk but ye he forgot gnarly

[fallenskate505]

he forgot gnarly man!

[TomBoygrrrl98]

ok i need to learn this lol

[elementBAM9317]

there is nothing wrong with pushing mongo...some of the best pros to ever skate pushed mongo