I Wanna Fuck You (Van Kooten en De Bie)

[jawayetti]

He is not saying, "but your little door is closed." He's really saying, "but your little dog is close!" Disgusting! :)

[geertwildersful]

its about 35 years old!

[AGrayPhantom]

Why Kittman, why?

[PrinzP83]

KLICK STARS XD

[RaverScAtch]

Hahaha his ears make him major sexy!!! Hahaha XD

[chikendoener]

Rude Tube :D

[MrSimpleDesign]

i want to see him on the x-factor

[electricatom2]

fuck... thats a fucking huuuge ears...

[YOUROCK80S]

i wanna fuck u too bitch! ..old fart fucker :)

[LORDsatanwarrior]

de ondertiteling faalt egt keihard

[Giel1987]

@LORDsatanwarrior

Nee hoor, die is geniaal. Hij klopt namelijk expres niet. Ooit van satire gehoord?

[NeyoProductions]

@LORDsatanwarrior Dat is juist de grap. In de tijd dat dit gemaakt werd mocht het woord 'fuck' absoluut niet vertaald worden.

[paddotk]

haha die 'ondertiteling' eronder ook :')

[liesbethsimsek]

Translation of the dutch subtitles: O, youre so beautiful, as you lay there in the hay. O, youre so gorgeous, In 1 word: mighty. I like you (3 times) And Im getting itchy everywhere. I wanted to ask you if you would come inside my car, Thats waiting outside, to go for a ride. Yes, the love of a man is definitely his stomach. And how you cook, Id sure like to eat your food.

[Lionelmessi10fc]

Lmao!!!

[NeyoProductions]

What's funny about this song are the subtitles. And the ears are fake. xD

[deckchairgrizzlybear]

he looks so creepy when he just stares at the camera saying.. Yeeesssssss.

[JeffHardy11996]

9 people can´t open the door xD

[Ximenex]

he's got the biggest ears ever.

cool song btw

[skaterboy2445]

ich habe se bei rude tube gesehen

bei vivca gestern nacht

[eGameFun]

schöne ohren...

[F4iLs]

HAHA His ears !!!! XDDDD

[jan457457]

melodie komt me bekend voor,Hoe heet dit ? iemand?

[zapbas]

@jan457457 de blues...

[wierdtorres]

\zijn die oren echt??

[InfiniteGamerz]

in dutch subs: I realy like you! xD lmao

[TheBenedictsBand]

thank you soso!!

[Suppenschuh]

1:01 Jes... jeah.... oh jes..... jeah........ ^^

[Sjako99]

Dacht dat dit Melvin Rushby was...

[kagomechanlove]

That's what we call a rapist. O_O'

[Armagedon773]

Oh yeees!

[Gladness28]

Die yesss gadver zo vies alleen al hahaha. Verder een hele goeie tekst :)



[melontrooper]

I know there a joke there just creepy tho

[melontrooper]

This guy already looks creepy enof wit those huge ears let alone him saying : yeeeeeesssss like that

[poilili1]

ses oreilles sont vraiment aussi grosses c abusé

[MelBasterd]

i wanna fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuu! :P

[6Adrian7]

Heres one for the ladys!

[gijsjevraai1]

verder is het wel engels met zo'n geniaal nederlands accent :)

[StLennyBruce]

Wouldn't it be hysterical if this guy was actually amazing in the sac?

[crazyemolovegirl]

sweeeeeeeeeet :D

[YoungJerkerz]

Hammaa Qaillll XDD seine ohren

its thee hammerrr :P Hiss earsss

Dumbo fly away pleasse

[OpaSturmFuhrer]

This

Is

Fuckin ( ^^ )

awesome

[jedajuz]

He looks like Mickey Mouse.

[jerryjerry92]

I would definantly open my doors for this guy

[paultjewestland]

Ze ze zaten bij mij op school!

[raveggde]

i wanna fuck his ears

[TheLatinoKingz]

hahaha this is great! cuz I understand dutch

[moxie107]

I wanna fuck those giant fucking ear holes!!!!!!! hahahahahaha

[xYoulostmex]

the toilet. lmao.

[AmericanIdiot1005]

his ears xD

[Rallimansane]

and his ears are real? they are artificial?

[Gias1]

@Rallimansane

just fake, artificial indeed.

[TheUntalentedFailure]

His ears are fake. The joke here is that he is dressed like, and has the ears of a well known member in the Dutch Royal Family, Mr Pieter van Vollenhoven who is known for his piano playing, for his rather big ears, and his good manners.

So the contrast is big: a nicely dressed, gently smiling pianoplayer with these explicit lyrics...

[0osting]

@TheUntalentedFailure Don't forget the subtitles.

[TheLight1990]

Ey hamma geil ^^

[TheEnno64]

Reaaly cool vid XDDD

Thumbs up

[webbboy2006]

LMAO!

[honeyd910]

dam this song Slaps

[megajassin]

big ears...

[Dodec84]

@megajassin it is supposed to be the brother-in-law of the current dutch queen

Pieter van Vollenhoven

[cumulus0007]

Die onderitels slaan werkelijk nergens op.

[airwavieee]

Dat is de lol ervan slimmerik

[Arlelet]

@cumulus0007

Duuhhhh.....

[flappie1985]

@cumulus0007 dat is nou juist de grap....

[SystemOfAtte]

Fuck Yeah!

[poekiminatie]

hilarisch XD

[Sarahsomayah]

You should translate the subtitles. makes it even funnier

[runningback2BC]

thats funny stuff right here !!!LMAO!!!

[xlazyx10]

weirdddd

[rekeltje]

look at watch?v=Cq_-KDkGnAM for the guy they're parodying here.

[mannekin]

Yes, those ears are indeed fake. He's playing a character (a member of the Dutch Royals) who had huge ears...... does a fab job of impersonating too!

[6Adrian7]

i like it my new ring tone

[PatBattleBF1942]

What the F*CK is with the ears? Are the for real?? Disturbing.

[thejollyroger9]

RAPE RAPE RAPPEDDY RAPE RAPE

[s0undtribe]

frrrrrrrrrrunkis

[ButtermoreKOL2]

those ears cannot be real....

[Shupavin]

Lol, gotta love it. Especially the subtitles have to be written by some christians... Fantastic!

[krick555]

DO YA?

[MuIeJuice]

This is John Valby before the alcoholism kicks in

[basselope]

are those ears for real?. lol

[boinzor]

no...

[mwalters12]

uncle paul

[PatFromMoonachie]

A very "eary" performance!

[TheTitMonster]

@PatFromMoonachie - *car crash*

[cda9999]

Perfect song match for how ugly he is :))

[juststevenva]

OMG there is a child watching this and say'n thats the man who touched my private place

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

those ears cant be real

[treefortrichard]

He looks like Sydney's Dad on ALias... Jack Bristow

[NunoFreak]

I agree! Also, Jack Bristow and "Alias" FTW!

[XM202LadyTrucker]

Those a definantly blow job ears. You could grab them from a block away!

[MrC0v1ngt0n]

His ears also look prosthetic.

[schizm01473]

He looks like Ross Perot fucked Dumbo

[luke513]

Look at the size of this Adonis's ears.

[zelpar]

The song is great, but holy shit. His ears are fucking giant.

[pietje32]

lol @ darmar, writing is hard thing huh?

[242Dori]

Lol

[darmar1905]

Clasic! :D

[darmar1905]

CLACIS :D

[ukkiet]

What does he mean with your little door:P

[mauritsgijs]

@ukkiet that it's closed

[Ostchannel]

wtf is wrong whit his ear??

[flappie1985]

those are fake!!! he's imitating a member of the dutch royal family, mr. Pieter van Vollenhove, the man with big, giant ears... also a famous pianist...

[LeoLindenbaum]

Ok, for all the not Duch reading people.

The sub titles translates it as: " ik like you verry much" while he is singing fuck you.

It's a song from gegin 70'ties and he is a comedian. The parents at that time did not speak englisch, so when it was broadcasted the parents would read the sub titles and say oh waht a nice song while the teenagers laught there pants of.... 1/2

[LeoLindenbaum]

Yes it was verry funny then and I still am very amused. (ears are fake, but one of the princes of The Netherlands has that kind os ears and he is making fun of him). phffff long story... 2/2

[Prophiscient]

He is not a prince. Only married to a princess.

[carljohansvamp]

Thanks for all the info. Makes it even funnier =)

[95SouthSide]

@LeoLindenbaum het meeste is fout vertiteld xD

[14link88]

That dude wants to fuck anyone who will let him!

[CandleLiteXoXo]

haha thats fuckin funny!!! makes me wanta say fuck,fuck,fuck fuck u

[flappie1985]

haha won't you??

[jimyarien]

i am sure ladies will fall for that .

[AgentVulpecula]

@jimyarien

i did.

[teeks82]

got a good ear for music

[eaglebower]

just found it,its the shit.play on brother

[01234maya]

FUCK !! is his ears true??

his a DDDOOOGGG TTT

[choonesnlaffs]

nice song lol

cheers ears

[MitzTiemes]

Geweldig xD

[tantdementor]

awesome!

[LosFanboy]

Een beetje gaar, maar wel lollig

[Leopardgecko1000]

ROFLMAO

[WillyRule]

zijn die oren echt? =D

[MrSlipknot212]

hello..^^ anyone knows where can i download this song? its so funny!! ^_^

[MrSlipknot212]

i wanna fuck ya yeeea :P hahahahaha rolf

[lucyliesinashes]

what... I ... holy god.

[Stannetjeh]

Zoveel mensen snappen zo weinig van van kooten en de bie, krijg eens humor ofzo

[gassiej]

geniaal

[SavingPrivateDick]

wat een flap oor

[imrane2201]

tis wel lol mr de vertaling klopt helemaal niet !!

[necropedophilia]

Echt niet???

[Desleyinhillegom]

dat is de bedoeling >_>

[zndr3]

goed dat je dat er ff bij zegt, had ik nog niet gezien eerlijk gezegd!

[Juxienn2]

dat was ook de bedoeling, ze hebben het met opzet zo gedaan zoat je op het verkeerde been wordt gezet.

[HachikoCockroach]

Jullie snappen het allemaal niet.

Het grappige is dat toen dit werd uitgezonden, een veel kleiner deel van de Nederlandse samenleving Engels sprak. Die lazen dus alleen de ondertiteling en dachten dat het een lief liedje was. De dag erna zongen ze het op werk, waarna ze heel hard werden uitgelachen door de mensen die WEL Engels spraken. De hele grap is dat ze zoveel reacties kregen van mensen die het een leuk liefdesliedje vonden.

[paranoia1337]

Nee inderdaad, jouw gedachtegang is superieur in tegenstellig tot die van ons. Wij snappen er echt he-le-maal niets van.

Big DUUUHHHH anyone?

[LeoLindenbaum]

Hoi paranoia1337, Lees mijn commentaar een stukje verder

[zoar100]

nice...but WTF are this ears?!._.

[javaerjavaer]

It's a parody on the dutch prince Pieter van Vollenhove. He played music in a group and this is a parody. The subtitle in Dutch is quite different from what he sings, and that's quite frankly the joke... + that he looks like van Vollehove.

[Bietel]

Het is uitgezonden ja; iemand vertelde me dat hij er naar keek met zijn vader die geen Engels sprak en de clou dus niet vatte. Hoe oud hij toen was weet ik niet precies, maar leg dat eens uit aan je vader.

[spogelse]

Ik vraag me af of dit ooit uitgezonden is op de tv. Ik kan het me niet herinneren. In de tijd dat Koot & Bie nog op de buis waren zou het toch enige opschudding veroorzaakt moeten hebben.

[chucknugs]

lol: en ik heb overal jeuk!!!!

[oliebol61]

die ondertiteling ook! lol

[Masterytim]

Lol, when he sings: I wanna fuck you

the subtitle says: I like you

XDXD

[gsda1991]

beautiful

[VincentV]

His fake ears are a jab at Pieter van Vollenhove, a member of the Dutch royal family, who plays the piano as well.

[freakinprplaya]

his ears are huge

[poki998]

This man is a god

[gekhead]

Elefant ears !

[elmobrutus]

oh yes

[diaperzombie]

the joke is, that the subtitles are totally different from the song.

[kill4lt]

nice ears..

[GonzosFilms]

thems some big god damn ears!

[CanPcess]

Wanneer ik dit zie dan wil ik geen fuck..!!!

Haha:)!

De deur zal altijd voor je gesloten blijven!

[razzakksa]

omg those ears!

[19ac087]

These guys are the best actors that the Netherlands have ever seen. Great humor and loads of material to watch.

It's a shame that people are getting old :(

[RUSSIA321]

lmao

[RUSSIA321]

lmoa

[dildozuiger]

lekkere ondertieteling xD

[keithburgoyne]

I love this video. It's completely classic.

[Evilwolf21]

Zseniális!

[ultrasissi]

Why is this video suddenly so popular in Hungary? ;-)

[Evilwolf21]

Um... well someone showed me and I showed 2 other ppl... You know the way things go... :)

[gaben256]

mint egy gonosz denevér

[cwormakmak]

Nagyok a fülei!

[AirFranceJR]

LMAO!

[KamyarM]

Klassieker.

[fibistar]

yo those have to be stunt ears on the real.

[comicbase]

Bie (and Koot) are always brilliant.

[Brutus2]

hij speelt nog beter dan ik...