Mass Effect: Funny Kaidan Glitch

[NitrateDream]

Don't diss Kaiden just because when they said "you're going to be a Biotic soldier!" he told them to go fuck themselves, he wants to be a ballerina!

[Leylaashley]

This makes me laugh but I know it will give me nightmares

[aciDC14]

Bitchi'n fabulous.

[counterstriker500]

The fuck.

[livster493]

Not surprised that Kaiden walks like a pussy XD

[Unclevertitle]

Shepard: "Damn L2 implants!"

[frenchfriedpancakes]

Oh gawd he's been taking his ballet classes way too serious lately hasn't he -__-

[masseffectfan18]

Kaiden: I'm a pretty pretty princess in a castle

Shepard: alenko! Wtf?

Ashley: I knew you were gay we all made a bet on it.

Kaiden: don't judge me!

Shepard: (mumbles to ash) can we leave him on virmire?

Ashley: sure

Kaiden: are u talking about me?

Both: no.......

[solocitizen]

My Kaidan did that too. Went and got everyone on my dorm and showed him off.

[Wrex0]

Chek my Mass Effect Video :)

/watch?v=NHui0FxOB-o

[bethanystephens]

the guy doin the voices is funny as shit

[ImaXXeatXXyeh]

The best part is the Shepard pointing the gun at him the whole time. Like, "Yo, Kaidan, I don't want to shoot you....but stay away from me...."

[UberMonsterDude]

reno 911?

[EternalEssance]

lol  that made my day

[ilurvebigbutts]

Lol, Kaidan looks like he's doing the Potty Dance! ... in the air.

[kaze6990]

The title of this vid shouldn't be "Mass Effect: Funny Kaidan Glitch"

it should be

"Patrick the Starfish plays Mass Effect!" XDDD

[congruent2006]

@kaze6990 LOL, too true xd

[alevsener2]

this happened to me just yesterday, i started laughing my ass off

[xELECTRIFYINGx]

Lol imagine if he was like that on the normandy

[HereKittyKittyxoxo]

trainer

[Saudre]

Hee hee. That voice over made me L.O.L.

[jesseffm]

Damn, that MUST be mad cow disease... :-(

And great voice over. lol

[Schnell0687]

This reminds me of the Monte Python Ministry of Silly Walks sketch! XD 

(For those of you who don't know, simply youtube "Ministry of Silly Walks")

[iAngelDove]

You're confused. Kaidan's always been this much of a derp.

[JoKaMaNiaC]

Now it's time for my ultimate move.... ultimate dooty bomb... FUCKING LOL.

[1993jmr]

this is what happens when u blow me up on virmire sheppard

[mmcof]

There is actually a simple explanation as to why this happened. Harbinger assumed direct control of Kaiden.

[imsogddmsickofyutube]

lol, just barely happened to me too. looked away and all of a sudden hes turned into a retarded fairy.

[brady178]

what a fairy.

[BethBAMF]

My favorite part of this video is the mocking impression of Kaidan.

[FallenRamone]

lol i have experienced this glitch before but it was ashley walking waving her legs

[BlueWhaleC]

Looks like the side effects from the L4 implants are flaring up

[MrJack452]

@BlueWhaleC L2 but yeah lol

[zeldasrevenge]

it looked like he was swimming and prancing like some fairy princess...then he started doing his marionette doll impression

[iAsian92]

Someone assumed direct control.

[RizonReason]

Ohh now i get why he passed up on the 3some ;)

[Shanook28]

Leave him alone! He's gotta practice for his ballet recital tomorrow!

[coda92]

ITS THE REAPERS!

[TheFoxtrot813]

WTF?????????/? Kaidan Is on Drugs

[TheCoasterGod]

best. video. ever.

[XAxiusX]

Its the voice that makes the video

[avambarion]

XBOX

[t1ngley]

Whoever's making the noises in the background is the real retard.

[yusukeelric]

@t1ngley it's kaidan

[partyblue9]

your right!!! and the sound effects fit into the whole retard part too!!!

[EmoLifeOver]

lmao XD

[Sheote]

Please shut up.

[IroxasI]

Haters gonna hate.

[disastrous123]

u retard you ruin the vid with your fail

[AquarianWarKitten]

oh so that is where Forest ran to

[PaganPride81]

WOW!!! check out kaidan walking like a thunderbird puppet ll oh well i still love him looool :D

[Bballashotfalla]

Did anyone really save Kaidan?

[gearsofwar44]

that looks like some gmod shit xD

[xXDYLANXx1013]

i had wrex do that, and it happened at the exact time he said "...crowded in these wards, but people give me plenty of space." and after his ironic dialog, the part where kaidan is talking to joker at the beginning pops into my head. "i couldt possibly amagine why."

[arturogiljr]

the suit man the... straining mi balls

[MegaVideoGameMusic]

ugh, last time i watched this the audio was off, i geuss i wasnt lucky this time

[MegaVideoGameMusic]

I had that glitch in my game with ashley once

[Katethebait12]

prancey prancey girly girly XD we knew this day would come

[TrollogyExpert]

Haters gonna hate :D

[tvrulesnation]

Seriously 0:37 does the guy video-ing this let one rip?

[Jewylry]

He's a pretty ballerina ~~~

[NarutoRocks500]

OMFG I"M LOL SO HARD

[berryfc]

We suspected it all along. It's good to see Kaiden showing his true orientation.

[joseshar]

I don't know about the rest of you, but this made me LOL a LOT :D

[soulcutter4]

The same thing happened with ashley.

All of a sudden i "whipped out my gun" and she started prancing around like a fairy through a field of flowers.

[zerosniped]

haters gonna hate

[smedaas]

Herp derp durrrr

[kash0r]

HERP DERP¿

[rainicornsRlove]

Oh god, LOL

[thedelgardo]

Well... I think he is retarded... So everything is normal here...

[leonsnumber1girl]

LOL

[DarkestofTimes]

teh stupid Canadians

[Atheistcat2004]

Kaiden finally shows what he really llke... He really deserves to be on my "Guess who's getting sacrificed today?!?!" blacklist.

[wolfvengencedrummer]

retard

[4rekleface]

That was really funny, your talking made it funnier :P

[Morningdew1435]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

XD

[magicalpoop]

Kaiden Alenko...I always knew something was "wrong" with him.

[MurtonVonGhingerhaus]

This happened to me in ME2 with Miranda! Couldn't stop myself from laughing then, and now this! Hah!

[TheBlessedOne29]

retarded singing lol

[iloveyou8forever8]

thats a little scary..

[Maifireflies]

hey im a kaidan fan but that hilarious it made my day

[halospartan117899]

its probablly somthing with the load or mass effect was released on a stone time that they had no time to bug this out

[alucard33333]

proof that kaidan is a fairy

[mindfornication]

HATERS GONNA HATE

[Vinyltoast]

haters gonna hate

[gothgirlh8su]

I lolz that! :)

that made my day! Thank you!

[CamilleA05]

So this is the true Kaidan!

[hannahoeyo]

LMFAOOOOOO

"guyssss, why're you running away from me?"

AHAHAHAH, kudos :D

[TzarNicholas2]

you should have put the "im so happy" song in the background. rofl!

[TsoniLiara]

omg this guy who talks is retarded, but really RETARDED...

[richtigbloedepinguin]

0:14 just fire, ash

[03morrisons]

hahhaAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHA nice

[CommanderAlenko]

made my day

[StarveOnPerfection]

omfg !! :D

i cracked up when i saw this

[MNSv2]

WIN

[SonRyu]

Thats fucking disturbed....and awesome.

"Do-dodo-do-cross my legs"

[hotjedichick]

wtf

[Botafumeiro]

Yours is the best voice i've ever heard hahaaha.

[Alex999139]

THAT IS AWESOME!

[cobraax1]

I don't know who's more retarded: The guy dancing or the guy talking. Mabe both.

[vjmartinez88]

LMAO!!! wat a jack a**........

[ianmrf]

Heh, I caught ashley doing that. She looks like she's river dancing.

[Kytzackh]

I guess those L2 implants cause more than a headache...

[Jokenx3]

@Kytzackh

FUCK YEAH

[xananadu]

LMFAO great script.

[xxxneonmuffinzxxx]

hes always been fuking gay

[Turian100]

OMG Attack Of The Flying Kaiden!!

[Blackpanfa]

LOL I should have guessed he was gay.

[samuricex]

Kaidan showing his true colors, twirling around like a fairy.

[LuckyFoot223]

LOL. Looks like the model got got loaded in the wrong place so the physics engine is having trouble working out the math for walking. :) That's always hilarious.

[glitches4games]

lol wtf???

[BeekersSqueakers]

Hahaha, how do you activate this glitch?

[Mcree114]

I'm commader Shepard and this is my favorite ME video on the citadel.

[FatedShadows]

lmao Do you post this on every ME video you like?

[11Flika11]

@Mcree114 OMG! im hearing that everywhere i go on the youtube comments!

[hellsguardian360]

@11Flika11 LOL thats kind of the point :D you can do it in ME2 and promote more than one store :D

[set073june172]

Hey, guys am i scaring u lol ? duh u cross legged faggot

[Bryce12345678910]

i remember when this happened to wrex when i was playing

[WynneL]

*lmao* Oh, god... that I would like to see!

[superiormansex2011]

that's just like Kaidin

[HatKing]

Not a glitch... he is suppose to walk like that.

[slycooper513]

@HatKing

Exactly...After i got the other squad mates a dropped kaiden...Just couldn't take his girly voice or fairy-ness X_X

[myoussef00]

LMAO! nice!

[WeirdXJakem]

ultimate doodie bomb!

[ThreeSixXero]

1 Phrase. Just 1.

W.T.F?

[coolfreaks911]

fucking lolll

[Onisan018]

Like the puppets from Team America, lol!

[Blackpanfa]

@Onisan018

Fuck yeah.

[Lemau]

It's the voice-over that makes it hilarious. XD

[kaine180]

i always thought he was abit camp rofl

[johuotar]

XDDD

Priceless!

[ChrisManzi]

LOLOL Oh my God the fucking voice over was ridiculous!!!

[Benja0Omega]

xDD

[kk45727remake]

Ostateczny dowód na to, że Kaidan to G.E.J. (U kent understent mi becuz aim reprezenting Polant lol)

[Disgustipado]

that was creeepy

[ART1975CZ]

RETART EFFECT 2

THE REVENGE !

[1JediRevan]

Its only on the xbox cause its far too good to be wasted on the ps3!

[ThomasKaira]

You forget the PC Master Race.

[1JediRevan]

And the pc!

[Dougworth]

ive never had a glitch on mass effect ever! i dont get why it happens for everyone else

[canreader]

LMAO!@

[VampireMoon869]

lol this game glitches all the time for me. once i was just walking and then my party started to get farther and farther away. and i was like...wth...the camera wouldnt move but my party did lol.

[Michelle67d]

OMG! Hilarious. I guess he overdosed on the painkillers he used for one of his headaches. Looked like a zombie at the end.

[prophetofdoom]

"la la la cross my legs la la la cross my legs" LOL

[globetrottertroll]

lol

[PauKKu313]

WTF! XD

[mechanixis]

Kaiden is actually a marionette, apparently.

[GrangerSparkles1]

" Hey guys why are you running away from me??

Huhhhhhhhh??

Why are you running away!!??"

XD

[ChriSenn]

lol nice glitch, sound a bit like peter griffin from family guy :D

[drummergirl127]

voice over is AWESOME

"cross my legs, cross my legs, cross my legs, cross my legs. do de do-de-do-de-do-de-do" lol

[sweetsugarcoma]

Kaiden is a ballerina.

I wish I had legs like that

[Credithelper75]

LMFAO!!! Holy Shit, He's gliding on air like some butt pirate! ;-D

[ATADSP]

Glitchen!

[cnote133]

LMFAO!

[cyjoker187]

Okay this would've been better without your stupid annoying voice.

[KaedeYukari]

Ahahaha!! XD Please shoot me now.

[connorkwl]

Yahahahahaha! that is classic!

[felixtatman]

haha, the voice over is awesome.

[OcarinaOfEra]

very nice!

[tfigs02]

clicked on this video, drank some of my drink, the video loaded and 2 seconds in my drink was all over the screen

[Julianpig77]

LOL did kaiden FART an omni thing out?

[ozzyman75]

rofl lol

[481619008]

are u stupid

[legaiaflame]

Are you an idiot?

[Starfflame214]

took me .5 seconds to start laughing

[MegaMrwaffle]

FUNNIEST. GLITCH. EVER.

[BranscomeINC]

god kaiden is a fucking faire

[TezzaLarks]

I liked the video, but the additions from the guy fucking hell that was annoying...

[SickDrummer2438]

ultimate doodie ball !!!!!

[d10dawg]

imagine him walking like that in the middle of combat.

[Uaxis]

I'd love to see that in combat.

Scenario 1:

Shepard: "Kaidan move! *blam*"

Kaidan: "Durr... rrrrnuuuuh!!!"

Scenario 2:

Shepard: "Well Kaidan's shooting bullets from his head while NOT holding a gun. Nothing out of the ordinary."

;)

[THW0MPproductions]

this glitch just happened to me today and sadly, when i went into combat he stopped :( i should upload it today, if anyones interested

[blackmetalhoward]

this is so weird LOL

[negusma3000]

lol, funny as

[GmodCaboose56]

L.M.FREAKING.A.O.

That was just hilarious. I gotta figure out how to do that.

[dlightnin]

omg this happened 2 me 2 @ the markets lool :P

[ragnarest]

I had the same glitch :D Only that,all of my crew started walking like retards :D

[d10dawg]

haha, that must have been hilarious