Brendan Nelson's Diary

[ozbs]

ALP to do list:

Cover up collins

Cover up back room bribes

Cover up pulp mill pipe lines

Cover up the fact more than 5000 Australian citizens and residents are assulted every year as a direct result of ALP donations by VB and XXXX.

Cover up the fact the ALP and Unions support violent acts against women for feminist funding grants to print books at the local ALP printing press

Cover up the fact the ALP and Unions enjoyed the removal of COMMONWEALTH child protection for gratification

[ozbs]

ALP new slogan list:

"a laptop to every school student" will now be "access to every laptop for school students".

"James Hardy to pay 100m in compo" will now be "NSW to pay James Hardy 100m in profit"

[haylele]

Poor Beavis.