Incomputable

[KoranicToilet]

Let's get down, motherfuckers ! Yes, the guy sure had attitude.

[1thetkdmaster]

Hes sying we will kill and fuck every person! Horray!!!!

[lcchen008]

Any Korean people help us to translate?

[ajsaccount1991]

translation: "I'm leaving this country to become a pokemon master!"

[SpankAgoose]

Is this real?

[Megapolable]

Lets dot eh KIM dance all JUNGmen looooooooooooollll hes God afterall he knows best...

[altairx26]

It'd be hilarious if he does this in the funeral and he will say: "You just got Rick Roll'd".

[apadrengurinn]

Did he really do that???

[altairx26]

The soldiers we're like: "Holy FUCKING SHIT!?"

[robloxpwnmaster3]

hmmm i dont speak gibbirish

[KingKrabb999]

I have no idea what the hell just happened.

[baoap]

Why would he need seven microphones? It's not like they have seven news channels or seven-point surround sound.

[TheJackGinger]

@779LR Ya Glory

[nrdify]

Its amazing how ugly and weak looking world dictators are, I bet that I could beat the shit out of Hitler and Kim Jong Il in hand to hand combat 1 vs 2

[Kopfgeldjaeger2010]

@nrdify

But communist leaders are fat, while their people starve

[nrdify]

@Kopfgeldjaeger2010 Yeah....... but I could still beat the shit of him.

[779LR]

Glory to the heroic soldiers of the People's Army!

[mglory24]

weak

[freandwhickquest]

Is it his only public speech?

[Denizen36]

ADMIN

[Roleplayer13]

@Denizen36 Yash Admin!

[einsteinboricua]

I did the Kim back at the disco...I was the life of the party.

[CannibalCupCake1]

I wish he really did that haha!

[SuperMrBentley]

lool he got a nice hairstyle and he can dance

[ajsaccount1991]

he's so ronery

[TheBlueHandOfDeath]

there's no greater dic-tater in the land

[Headcheezonium]

@TheBlueHandOfDeath Was that a Producers reference? LMAO!

[hcon15]

lol, really... this dictactor is such a tool...

[otacs2]

Where did you get this?

[nolantom63]

Kim Jong Il is also a looser but, he is getting the same death curse that is placed on Osama Bin Laden . May both of them suffer .

[IdarkphoenixI]

These were the only words he ever spoke to his public

[thevideobroseph]

You guys know he isn't Chinese right?

[TVgeinus90sSim]

@thevideobroseph likely bet is he's Russian (Soviet records)

[Fergusforslipknot]

@TVgeinus90sSim kim jong il isn't russian.

[ps2nolimits]

hahahahahahhah

[CarolineOskarsson]

Kim Jong Il has a really cool voice!

[saythanx]

why cant the world be peaceful and everyone just be fucking normal.... religion politics and underground crime for money and power...... legalize marijuana and ill be happy

[77777XYZ]

dictator kim is most evil fucking asshole in the entire universe

[nobleshyld]

he looks a lot smarter than I thought

[88mroux]

ahahaha!

[VideoLad1234]

He wants a bullet through his head. Then his country can be free

[darthvaderroxs]

frick he danced?!

[METALMAN4Wii]

Were just lucky this SOB likes our American Basketball otherwise we'd be at war with him like South Korea.......!

[djmatts1]

That's it ? Bust a move Kim make me ill !

[namfamily2202]

Did that book turn into his mic?

[namfamily2202]

First time hearing his voice.

[jlm8195]

in like the 2 seconds wen he started to move his arms i almost tot it was reall

[skyskyiscool]

以上环卫局华硕基督教

[MrBigjuarez]

AWWWWWW SHIT

[CL747]

What did he say?

[DangerousKidNOAH]

"Attack us Bush.so we can kill you"

[111i1011]

@CL747

Hurray to the People's Army..

He said it like this..

To all Korean People's Army Soldiers... Congratulations!!

[MysteryMixes]

He should have a dance competition with Obama.

We'll show them who's the best!

[MrJmisitasingerpiano]

@MysteryMixes they both hella hella suck at politics and running countries

[GreapyX]

AHAHAHAHAHAA!

[xxxdieselyyy]

sine when did Kim JOng Il start doin sideways walk like an egyptian?

[ARJHaloRadio]

LOL

[KillJungIlKim]

김정일은 세상의 둘도없는 개새끼이다.

북한의 김정일의 개들아!

니들을 굶겨죽이고 정치범수용소에 수많은 사람들을 가두어놓고 고문하고 죽이는 김정일 개망나니가 그렇게 좋으냐?

이런글 올리지말고 김정일을 하루 빨리 살해해라.

빨리 개처럼 끌어내서 당장 때려 죽여라!

이 병신 같은 새끼들아!

[vivaloriflamme]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

great

[eternalholiday]

Aw, he's so ronery.

[mecidlo]

Funny

[Jetario]

SO THATS THEIR BIG SECRET!

[Poopnoodles35]

Was that real?

[chanctonbury63]

@Poopnoodles35 Of course it was real. Havent you seen other World Leaders do that??

[SoviMusic]

you maake look communist shit with your greaat leader people dont need a great leader we need our comunist gouv made by people not be dictator

[fezan84]

LMAO!

[TENJHOTENGE1]

LOL!

[verdefull]

Bring back Nazi! Communist sucks!

[evanswebdesignnz]

na, because DPRK has china! china has the biggest population in the world, biggest army probably, so with DPRK and Chinas support, USA will be screwed!!

[FREEAIRPRODUCTIONs]

@evanswebdesignnz Well wait a second, China has the largest army...but how will they get them over here? However, considering that America has almost always gone on the offensive in its wars, then yes it might be screwd.

[will00oow]

@evanswebdesignnz china didn't back the n0rth k0rean anym0re... war is stupid... why d0 we have t0 make war if we can live in peace?

d0 u like dying? 0r d0 u like watching all 0f ur l0ved 0ne dies 1 by 1?

if u didn't like it then st0p saying stupid thing... war is just plain stupid

[TheZakopolis]

@will00oow Without war, we would be nowhere. Although the loss of human life is sad, there are many beneficial things that came from war.

[will00oow]

@TheZakopolis 0h i see....

s0 why d0n't u let s0me n0rth k0rean dr0p a b0mb in ur area and rape ur m0m and u... and then maybe u'll get s0mewhere.....

[will00oow]

@TheZakopolis 0h i see....

s0 why d0n't u let s0me n0rth k0rean dr0p a b0mb in ur area and r4pe ur m0m and u... and then maybe u'll get s0mewhere.....

[andr00123]

lols was this real?

[zeldafreak163]

The US has a decent chance by itself, but with our allies, we could still stomp them. Are you guys even paying attention to the video? I'm more interested how he edited the dame thing, it's awesome.

[matthewxx101]

i know he does look harmless but hes saying may our army protect our country forever

im south korean

[cyberman117]

he looks so harmless to me

[blondorf9555]

@cyberman117 Ya but just wait till you get on his bad side...

[matthewxx101]

@

evanswebdesignnz

is right north korea is the 4th strongest military force USA not 1st 2nd or 3rd because USA does not have nuclear weapons only north korea

[blondorf9555]

@matthewxx101 lol did you just say the US isn't a nuclear power? What are you smoking man...

[evanswebdesignnz]

north korea cud kill usa easy

[joshkkv]

lol not by themselves. we could send 2 of what they are sending to us and they are done XD lol im 14 , 6"1 and 177 pounds. id stomp this little chink :P

[SilverStarCC]

@evanswebdesignnz LOL ur retarded if u truly believe that

[princeKaitou1412]

genius XD

[DMKTENN]

what type of government do they got

[nobodykh]

they got a communists goverment very similar to a stalin dictatorship as well

[andr00123]

Juche, a form of Communism

[JonnyBgr]

Lowl! Dancing Mr Il hahahaha

[Dylan1186]

are they communist and who is beter who do you trust more china or these guys

[manijac0von0celje]

i think he said ''let george bush come here so we can kill him!'' i say i think...im not shure >>

[SanMiguelBeer1890]

what damn lol is that?

[Sandberg95]

It's sad to think that Stalin, and Kim jong ill, "used"/"uses" only the communism, they did not/are not using it the way Marx or Engels, wanted it to be used.

They where/are using it on there own life, to get luxuries and stuff .... It's sad.

To communism imortal ideal!

To communism, allways carry us on!

Unbreakble union of freeborn republics!

btw, sorry my english.

[58901669129191]

Hey what's the name of the song at the end?

[Damonjager09]

I don't know why we always have to fight? Why can't we just make worldwide peace and stop the hating, but maintain the peace when it is threatened. Life would be so much better if such a peace could be achieved in at least 10 years time. We need to live in harmony with one another and stop all this killing of our fellow man and of the environment. We only doom ourselves if we can't make peace in this world.

[Itsame93]

@Damonjager09 Old comment I know, but wanted to add my view. I believe the UN has got to stop being such goody two shoes. In my mind, I can't see world peace being achieved without a fight. Rouge states like North Korea need to be shown the power that Unifyed Nations have against them. Then Kim Jong Il would possibly get scared and come to his senses, or he'd be over thrown. I know you may thin it sounds risky after what happened in the Korean War with China saving Kim Il Sungs fat butt...

[Itsame93]

@Damonjager09 ...however, these days it would be a different story. North Korea these days has next to no allies. China is pretty much the only one, Russia is now a lot less tolerable of North Korea's bullshit. Admittidly, China is a large and rather dangerous army. However, there is a simple solution. Let Japan go nuclear. Japan is a mature democracy, a loyal ally to the UN and a responsible and civilized society. So no reason to worry that they'd use it for the wrong reasons...

[Itsame93]

@Damonjager09 ...a nuclear Japan could very well worry China. And if it doesn't, President Obama could send Don Rumsfeld on another one of those “special envoy” ambassadorships — this time, to the Far East to call China’s bluff on Taiwan. Also, Japan could threaten North Korea that they'll lauch their nuclear missles for Pyongyang if any of there allies are attacked with nuclear missles. All of this is not my idea, mostly copied from another website. But it makes a dam good point...

[squathacker]

@Itsame93 No nation can destroy China. You can kill 100, 200, 300 millions Chinese and there would still be a lot of them.

[soccachris4]

@squathacker but what if we kill like more than 300 million and we kill like 1.3 billion of them? ...Mindblowing

[Itsame93]

@Damonjager09 ...Total world peace can only be achieved by getting rid of the totalitarian assholes who are trying their hardest to prevent it.

[patrickov]

@Itsame93 -- Meanwhile you American's aggressive demeanor don't help either. Dictators today don't exist for no reason, dudes.

[SpielekommentareDE]

@Itsame93 Nobody can stop china wehn there in war you better be an allied,

[Coachramsies]

Dear leader will forever fight the capitalist dogs and their stooges with the do or die attitude supreme commander Kim Jong Il signifies! His will power and righteous determination allowed him to forge the Korean peoples army into the invincible revolutionary armed forces it is today!

[Niallersz]

@Coachramsies invincible my ballox, if N Korea kicks off a war we'll see how invincible it is

[Itsame93]

@Niallersz North Korea needs nuclear weapons to be powerful. And even then, they are like house flies compared to armies like US Army and the British Armed Forces. Not to mention Canada and Australia. All four, without each others assitance, would swat the North Korean army in next to no time. They'd be totally dominated. Reason being, the four armies I mentioned are the best trained in the world. Although I imagine North Korea isn't poorly trained, it can't hold a candle to those four.

[ehakliop]

@Coachramsies juche is not a good form of communism it puts the military first they spend almost all there budget on the army that is why north koreans are starving i myself are a maoist-marxist

[Coachramsies]

@ehakliop Yes juche is old form, Dead Leader has seen this and forged SONGUN POLITICS which are perfect, nobody dare attack or disrespect great nation of democratic peoples republic of Korea!

MANSE!!

[bbqsauceisbad]

@Coachramsies id be invincible to if i was never fought and got bribed to stay in the army everyday... im a communist, but not the stalinist kind...

[Coachramsies]

@bbqsauceisbad Yes communist brother You fight for communism you are invincible warrior of the people! Dear leader is proud of you!

[joshkkv]

@Coachramsies hes as invincible as a sack of potatoes. hes a 5 foot tall angry little man and cant dominate a country the size of japan... let alone america... it would take an eighth of our country to take down north korea... i feel sorry for you sad little dicked chinks. america isnt the greatest country but im able to say the head of my country is a sack of shit. in korea if u do they re-educate you. and if he nukes us, u can kiss your whole country goodbye.

[Squallleonheartfan]

@Coachramsies invincible army my ass!

[chanctonbury63]

@Coachramsies Get a life.

[ART33N]

Anyone that encourages nuclear weapon technology is garbage to me... Why ??? because fighting each other don't solve anything but only make things worse....

[socialistnation]

This video is a disgrace against the world's greatest leader! and, in case you were wondering what he said, he said: "glory to the korean peoples army!"

[HolyShenigansFilms]

big brother

[raivacontraamaquina]

he got the moves.

[yington]

@raivacontraamaquina WANKER.

[00EnemyoftheState00]

AND he can dance!? What an awesome guy!

[bangui007]

HA HA HA ..NICE JOB! Pls then post xtended hot mix..LOL

[paolocabling]

good one! he's a loser!

[ReesTVideos]

I swear ive heard that song on the start of this video somewhere... does anyone know which song it is? :O

[Paulster5]

does anyone know where the original footage is?

i know this speech was in the early 90's.

much appreciated.

[mythxray]

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[Paulster5]

ahahahha i love this

this should be longer though

[ChineseCommando]

I loved the first fifteen seconds of it, especially the music!

[jtreign9097]

was he really doing that thing with his hands or was that edited..cuz that is really odd

[LiFuTak]

edited.

[natenobate]

DUHH!

[MagnusZero]

why does he not speak in pubic,I think it is because if speaks in person the misttorey about him would be goen and he would not be a god.

[AlphonseZukor]

Kim Jong Illin'

[UK31337]

^^ I think that really is Kim Jong Il's voice by the way... it fits the description of him making his only public speech way back in 1992 and that's it right there ^^

[pepiflor]

Yes, it's the real voice from Kim Jong Il, He said "Give glory to the heroic soldiers of North Korea's peoples force"

[Believe6]

The dancing is fake, and the mics were cut out, this was done by somebody with extreme video editing and splicing abilities, but not good enough, pay attention to the arms you will notiece they ar enot his. and it's easier to do a solid color when doing what they did

[Omithy]

So are you but we don't complain.

[babysophiecat]

i hope sometime soon that everyone will able to live their lives the way THEY want to in N Korea and that there will be enough food to eat for everyone...i know he's an aweful terrible man, but, it makes me feel a little better when i make fun of him by calling him "shorty" or "lil kim" ... so, good job, because now "lil kim" has got some moves = )

[MaxwellBergen]

Hey, Han Yong Jin, im glad you escaped, you where in a horrible totarian-state, not a communist state, and i hope you live a happy life

[filoflavaz]

lol im sure there is a lapse between the 2 scenes. the microphones aint permanently attached to that table :P

[panosfidis]

THIS VIDEO IS FAKE !!! look : at the beginning kim is standing behind a table with no microphones ! after two seconds 4 microphones magically apear !

[panosfidis]

sorry 7 microphones ! (wrong key !)

[filoflavaz]

lol its not a fake i remember seeing this also in a documentary. what purpose would it serve to falsify a public speaking?

[panosfidis]

No purpose. But still the microphones cannot just appear! (unless Kim IS a brilliant genious magician!)

[nicyolo]

Hello Im a North Korean

My name is Han Yong Jin

Im 17 yrs old

but stayed 2 yrs in P'yongyang

We escaped through Sinuiju.

[nicyolo]

He said ''glory to Korean Peoples Army'

but how come they replied ''Manse''??

all i know is that manse means ''alright''

its like this

Kim jong il: Korean peoples army, glory to you all

Army: Alright!! (sounds like funny)

[redguard]

manse means live for 10 thousand years. man means 10 thousand and se is years old

[kimotion]

I thought "Manse" means "10,000 years," a patriotic kind of yell, much like "Bonzai."

[japz0021]

Actually, Bonzai, means a midget tree. :)

[ReesTVideos]

I heard "Manse" Translates to "Long Live" :O

[nicyolo]

He said ''glory to Korean Peoples Army'

but how come they replied ''Manse''??

all i know is that manse means ''alright''

its like this

Kim jong il: Korean peoples army, glory to you all

Army: Alright!! sounds like funny

[HappyFunBall]

The movements remind me of FutureShock's breaking - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=avNIo9ojg8o

[Brassfinch]

Kim here is the last totalitarian alive today, soon there'll be none left. Let's mock totalitarianism while we still can!

[binikoh]

He said "Glory to People's Repubic of Korean Army!"

i'm south korean :)

[blowfish1985]

This is actually the first and only time he's been recorded saying something in public - If I recall correctly (I read this a while ago) he said something like 'long live the victorious people's army'.

[filoflavaz]

what in gods name? kim jong il actually said something in public? what did he say? he NEVER does that

[kanonchan]

WTF! The guy said something...

[filoflavaz]

but he never says anything in public though. he never makes speeches

[pepiflor]

He speaks in public (look at this /watch?v=eDbj-fjHQ40 ), but in NK all the images when he speaks are accompanied with music

[japz0021]

wow Kim is losing his hair!

[FTSkthxdie]

Lmao, you made him look like an octopus.

Totalitarian commies still scare me. =\