Lewis Black- Red White And Screwed 1

[axom20]

paying to boo a person , great civilsation

[ezioauditore1122]

26 people were in the bowls of the Kennedy center going "One fuck, Two Fucks" Lol!

[bigtoeeric]

Obviously he knows nothing about shotguns, hunting or quail but he's right about shooting preserve hunting for the high and mighty and not your average joe. But it's still funny.

[ungrisrmy87]

jimster46 i thought niteracer422 said george carlin not the douchebag known as dane cook

[femalewoo2u]

Oh my gods, never again will I drink my juice and watch Lewis....damn near did a spit-take on my keyboard. Too funny >.<

[ezioauditore1122]

1,501 people had an 80 fuck limit, and went to go see him live from fucking nowhere lol!

[helljumpr5150]

If only he made an alliance with Carlin...

[boliverful1]

@helljumpr5150 Actually, I saw an interview Lewis did with Larry King the night after Carlin passed. Lewis said while he was first starting out, Carlin had called him at home and told him,"First of all, let me start off by saying I can't do anything to help your career; secondly, I have a group of friends who love to laugh & I'd appreciate it if you would forward me a tape.." Lewis then told his mom about the call. She never said anything negative regarding his stand up again.

[abelincoln1809]

Cheney went "Quayle" hunting lol

[arcadepod100]

An angry Jewish comedian going to D.C. ... This is going to be fucking hilarious!

[Se1ander]

42 fucks?!?!?

That's Numberwang!!!!

And the meaning of life!!!!!

[vibhutesagar]

If he really said fuck '42' times then that just makes it even more amazing!

[tjf5183]

moo cow fuck milk!

[ladynerdneedslove]

@tjf5183 Candy corn

[tjf5183]

@ladynerdneedslove what lol

[ladynerdneedslove]

@tjf5183 look up candy corn by Lewis black

[tjf5183]

@ladynerdneedslove lmfao! he's so right. "corn that tastes like candy...SON OF A BITCH!" i love lewis fuckin black

[ladynerdneedslove]

@tjf5183 lol it's fucking grate

[tjf5183]

@ladynerdneedslove "They wash it! they wash it!"

[ladynerdneedslove]

@tjf5183 rotflmao yeah the sad part is every year I eat some and am like FUUCKK why am I so dumb

[tjf5183]

@ladynerdneedslove cause a few of them taste good but more than a handful is sickening hahaa

[ladynerdneedslove]

@tjf5183 lol

[tjf5183]

@ladynerdneedslove ahhh " look at me! look at me! my pee has no color!"

[ladynerdneedslove]

@tjf5183 ???

[tjf5183]

@ladynerdneedslove check out lewis black milk & water. or just lewis black water

[ladynerdneedslove]

@tjf5183 is milk good or bad ... I rest my case

[tjf5183]

@ladynerdneedslove most doctors say that at the end of the week, if you dont get to 56 bottles, you take a garden hose... and ya shove it up your ass!

[ladynerdneedslove]

@tjf5183 I love lewis black so much :)

[Skyrift]

The Kennedy Center didn't want to be associated with excessive use of "fuck"...

...

The irony of that is mind-boggling, friends.

[guynesg]

@Skyrift lol yes it is because its usually what you are saying to yourself the entire time you are in the Kennedy Center, "wheres my gate? its delayed? where is my bag? FUUUUUUCKKK!!!!

[konatychuk]

i love listening to an angry middle age man rant about everything



[Vincenteloco]

ONLY 42 !

[Vincenteloco]

LOLOLOL

[11shorthouset]

They barely fuck fly!!!!

[dirtbyker47]

and you shoot them with birdshot.. which is just a spray of fucking metal and shit! hahahaha

[allinthefamilyfan]

@xadam2dudex they were saying "Lew". I used to think they were booing too, but they're not

[TomFynn]

So the question to the answer to life the universe and everything is:

How often did Mr. Black say "fuck"?

[xadam2dudex]

did I hear people booing at the beginning when he was coming on stage ??

[DRAGO6596]

man funniest commedian mabye funnier then russell peters

[dlinture48]

He's frigging brilliant. I've seen him in person twice and that isn't nearly enough.

[bakersteven3]

16 people had a 40 fuck limit !

[GingerKidZach]

@bakersteven3 Lol I have an "I don't give a fuck how many fucking times you say fuck" limit.

[gaara508]

@bakersteven3 i used to make those kind of comments too but then i took an arrow in the knee.....

[dmgreenberg]

"Dick Cheney . . . and that's all I gotta say."

[niteracer442]

Best comic scince george carlin!

[FreeTh1nk3r]

@niteracer442 I'm sorry to correct you, but it's "Best comic SINCE George Carlin."

[jimster46]

@niteracer442 He can be funny and a disgusting POS at the same time

[JaredKinter1981]

16 people need a sense of humor

[Gamingman34]

who ever hates this guy."Than your FUCKED!!!!!!

[HalosHolyGrail]

This is the

"Iran... Iran... Iran... IRAQ"

video right?

[TehEmoNerd]

Holy crap, watch this with the subtitles on. It makes it that much funnier XD

[DeanMartin1231]

Is this the one where he say's -

"Moo Cow Fuck Milk".... ?

[xMIEESHIx]

@DeanMartin1231 i think thats black on broadway

[chainsawgears12]

@DeanMartin1231 no its lewis black on broadway, its in the suggestion videos

[USMCrett]

LMAO,this guy is fucking hilarious

[brownguy903]

so... fuck is the answer to life? and anyone else think he kind of looks like angus young here?

[bronbron124]

15 people were sprayed with FUCKING METAL AND SHIT!

[vbfk12]

i love his seriousness lmao

[Heavymetalhero91]

the sad part is 15 people took the time to look this video up just to dislike it

[belzog]

One fuck, two fucks, red fuck, blue fuck.

[Stoner075]

@belzog Funninest comment ever, I almost choked! Muchas Gracias ( :

[dlinture48]

I've seen him in person twice and anyone who doesn't like him just has no sense of humor. I was rolling in the aisle.

[guitarkid6999]

Favorite comedian although i'll admit i dont like any of his movies. Funny how i hate dane cook but like his movies haha

[kinyo981]

"o look we got him in a corner" i love that part but my fav is when he says son of bich

[PatchesJohnson]

Now it's 15 asses and I'm not one of them, I get it.

[BlindMansEye]

"they turned a petting zoo into Auschwitz!" OMG *dies"

[Scripts360]

He is pure Genius.

[FluffyAnger571]

Shit i dont being in a hunting reserve aint that bad i mean you get free pussy, food, water, and no predators.

[hydrowiz]

14 people were sitting in an office somewhere going 1 fuck 2fucks... etc

[tdv332514]

I think this guy is the the funniest

[Marasg89]

you cant say fuck like lewis black. nobody can.

[GingerKidZach]

@Marasg89 Nobody but George Calin. But he's gone now so you mean nobody living right?

Lol.

[phxatheist]

@GingerKidZach Bill Hicks

[YaikonMetal]

The odds of it happening are approximately never, but I would actually vote this man into presidential office.

[scribe56]

Who are the 14 people who didn't get the jokes?

[M0ZER]

This man is a gold mine of knowledge and wisdom.

[giorque]

14 people are so wrong.... aaah I know they are from the Kenndy Center

[heresjonny666]

"They turned a petting zoo into Auschwiz" Rofl xD

[allnotathome]

It's amazing that something this brilliant has 230 000 views while Ahmed the Terrorist has 135 million. Just shows you the intellect of the average youtube user.

[TheDeadmenInc]

@allnotathome that just shows how far people have fallen.

[RedJoker9000]

@allnotathome That is because, not to offend anyone and sorry for this common, but the people who watch this are American. We don't know about politics but when the word terrorist is uttered we need to see what's it about, also fuck Ahmed and the other puppets.

[joeyheiser]

@allnotathome Look at the size of his audience. Does it really matter how many views he has on youtube?

[20bassmaster]

@allnotathome funny, cause ahmed is making fun of terrorists also. get your shit straight.

[SteinbrecherBack]

@allnotathome Problem is: They run the guy with the puppets worldwide and everyone looks up if he is as bad in English as in translation. I accidently saw my first video of Lewis Black when he was on the Daily Show... which I stumbled across when it was aired in a week-summary format on Comedy Central... at 1.30 p.m. on Monday.

[SteinbrecherBack]

@allnotathome I'm sorry... 1.30 A.m.

[srefice]

@allnotathome Well your statement was so stupid and incompetent that I have no idea of why I should even respond to it. Yes it has 135 million veiws because it is so funny, this guy is also hilarious just ackmed had more public knowledge and more people know of Jeff Dunam. But yes this does deserve more veiws...

[Motive11331]

@srefice Jeff Dunham isn't really funny.

[WatchdogDisciple]

@Motive11331 opinion

[Motive11331]

@WatchdogDisciple lies and slander

[TheSpartanScorpion]

@Motive11331 not mutually exclusive

[BlackBeardDelight187]

@allnotathome Thats the adverage, mainstream "norm" for you. Its like that for music (all kinds of good music), science (Feynman, Sagan), education (Salman Khan) etc.

[Marasg89]

@hailotheking324 depends. would you pay upward of 75 bucks to boo someone?

[hailtotheking324]

are they saying boo! or Lew!

[R12gsa09]

One of the smartest and razor sharp comedians ever. I followed his career for many years. I wasn't getting the pseudo-anger of his standup performance in my 20s, but I understood him better and better entering in my 30s. And now in my 40s, he's my favorite.

[Neronitos]

Great video.

[kaejae24]

There's a fence around the place, Son of a Bitch

Oh Look, we got em in the corner

LOLLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kaejae24]

I thought it was odd that the center wouldn't let me say fuck there considering it's named after a guy who fucked everybody

LMAO

[dkerris]

He did more than 70 fucks in "Back on Broadway."

;-)

[AftershockXXI]

Lewis Black Makes The F Word Awesome & Worth Saying..

[Clwsfan864]

wouldn't he make a great teacher?

[lilyhinageshi]

Lewis Black: The only comedian that's ever made me so damn close to peeing myself from laughter

[westside6985]

Lewis black...live from fucking nowhere! LOLOL

[JDKnight65]

Seriously, you have to agree with his "running around Washington saying 'Fuck You!!!'". I swear that if I lived there and had that kind of exposure I would have done it so many times that I would now be in either jail or the nut house.

[mardamek1]

"they've turned a petting zoo into Aushwitz" looool

[Evantherumble]

Bush had the first dislike, im sure of it

[KibaHikari]

One fuck two fucks three fucks four! Let's go do it on the floor! >D

[SethBlizzard]

Well, of course Mr Black said "fuck" 42 times. We all know that's the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything.

[LORDAKIRA2019]

Besides, I'm just fucking u, man I don't mean anything by it.

[LORDAKIRA2019]

Not being able 2 breathe counts, no-dick!

[itsjustagamedude45]

11 people were to busy counting how many times he said the word fuck!

[Jerseysson27]

Lewis black, i saw him at BergenPAC and he was aweeeesome!

[OverNightGaming]

I love how Lewis Black always gets annoyed by the stuff he talks about, it's so funny to see rage

[italiankilla58]

Lewis Black is right up there with george carlin

[AnArChRiStxseditio]

I imagine Bill Hicks would have been an amazing addition to political discourse through comedy, the last decade has been a gold mine. Such a loss.

[FixerTheWise]

11 people have no sense of comedy

[ts2101]

''do you know how many times he said *fuck*?.... 42''

THATs the answer to life, the universe and everything! You're an genious Mr. Black!

[PhilanVortex]

He's right, if you're going to hunt, you should hunt something that can kill you.

[tha808scrappa]

this guy is ranked up there with the greats: Kinison, Carlin, people like that... amazing!!

[advid01]

I got bored and found out he says fuck or some form of the work fuck 57 times. at least he broke his old record

[PhilanVortex]

Dick Cheney is the root of all evil

[liquidyodel]

@ cheney, the other guy was republican, moderate so we have a motive

[Blasted2Oblivion]

Whats with the "booo"? I hear it in EVERY show he does.

[ScuuBdoo]

@Blasted2Oblivion

They are saying Looooo as in Lewis

[connorross123]

@Blasted2Oblivion Because Lewis Black is one of the extremely few people with the balls to directly attack society (religion, politics) and not give a shit what anyone says.

[TheCTh19]

do you know how many times mr black said fuck?

No?

42

[DoinkTonberry]

@TheCTh19

Do you know how many people Gaff?

No?

0

[DoinkTonberry]

@TheCTh19

Oh wait nvm yhou were quoting the thing. sorry therer mate

[xMIEESHIx]

@Waffle0813 2006 or 2007

[RobinBledsoe]

did I hear booing in the back?!

[shuttergirl2]

Hunt ing for Quail, mistakes buddy for.....yet some of us still trust.....ur  here.....Return to your vehicle, because

bears will eat your feet.,

[naprelle]

@pweeclassic84 good call...no we can not forget bill:)

[michaeldavis678]

11 people need to get their head outta their ass he's a comedian

[Woodthorn]

@michaeldavis678 One person needs to realize that being a comedian doesn't make all your material likeable.

[jerseyU1]

@michaeldavis678 17....sadly



[naprelle]

lewwwwww!!!! sounds like lukkke in the stands at a laker game. Lewis and George Carlin are genius!!!

[z3r0t0l3r4ns]

lol 42 is the answer

[xxxnanosinxxx]

I was eating spaghetti while watching this clip, and it just blew out of my nouse ROFL!

[pereiranmp]

now they are eleven

[FerrariBoy9100]

11 people work for the Kennedy Center.

[718ARROYO]

^^^LOLOL,, EPIC!!! 42 likes for the highest rated comment for the number of times he said 'FUCK' !!!

[Trund27]

Can you imagine hima as a kid? Those talking hand flaps! Love him

[Goth3m3]

Anyone else think he could be Jack Nicholson's brother?

[aks25aks]

I burned this show onto some cd's to listen to while driving and almost crashed and pissed myself from laughing so hard....His delivery is out of this world....he is tops in the comedian world!

[thetooltornado]

"Its just a spray of FUCKING METAL AND SHIT." I'm crying.

[LORDAKIRA2019]

@thetooltornado CRYING? what a pussy. whenever he does that line, i laugh my ass off, but instead of tears, i just can't breathe.

[thetooltornado]

@LORDAKIRA2019 Ooh what a manly man you are.

[LORDAKIRA2019]

@thetooltornado Ur the 1 who cries, mangina. Silence of the Lambs, anyone? >:D

[AseraphsephirothZ]

@LORDAKIRA2019 If you've never laughed so hard that you cried, that's a damn shame. It has nothing to do with masculinity, and if you think it does, that's a damn shame too.

[TheKhaibear]

@thetooltornado This is where I completely lost it.

[JJGUERRERO13]

thank you...and good night hahaha

[Meskerem065]

Thank you for posting this Intuos7!

[blaglarg]

yay I am the 666th to like this video :)

[shrillar67]

hes not democrat or republican he hates everyone and every group, and democrats fucked this country

[XeOfGreed]

@shrillar67 They had sloppy seconds from the Republicans =P

[TheFitz741]

663 people believe there is no such thing as bad language

[gamecatcher99]

@TheFitz741 so? He fucking Hillarious!!

You must be Republican!

[TheaterServant]

@gamecatcher99 no fuckhead i was agreeing with it hahahaha and no im not you totally misread that hahahahaa

[Ddubya77]

@gamecatcher99 What does republican have to do with it? Lewis Black hates both sides of the aisle.. Which is the way we should all be.. They all fuck us constantly..

[flatspinner2002]

@Ddubya77 without even taking us to diner

[Onigiriiswhite]

He dissed my home town! Silverspring, Maryland FTW!

[shanghaiSkymau5]

LEWIS BLACK FUCK YEAH!

[RedmanOutfitters]

Lewis Black For President!!!!!

[aaronwng]

oh no! He said fuck 16 times! Well fuck you person from the comedy center. I think we need more fucks! fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Have a nice day :)

[ZetalovesPosion2010]

@aaronwng It's Kennedy not Comedy.

[emo0809]

I Like his subject on the the bird.[: He makes good sense. Gawd! He's F*CKING good.[:

[Josh4president]

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