Derek & Clive - The Horn & Round Robin

[jordanofozdotcom]

Four people are leaders of the conservative party and haven't got the horn.

[WhalesUnite]

(After sending Round Robin)

Derek: I sent a letter later.

Clive: What, with Robin?

Derek: No, I sent Robin and fuck all, so I sent a letter.

Clive: That's "Robin" Peter to pay Paul.

(Took me a month to get that)

[WhalesUnite]

Clive: Well, I got a fuckin' letter come back...

Derek: "The Horn not found at this address?"

[squeatley]

Yes, myra had an enormous hard on for lord longford. Not half as much as peter cook had for dudley though !

[Professor6871]

I must email Cameron and telling him I've got the fucking horn and what's he going to do about it?

[billyconnearly]

Lord Longford gave many people the fuckin' 'orn...there was, among others, two females -

1. Mary Whitehouse

2. Myra Hindley

Isn't it a bit suspect that M.A.R.Y. uses the same letters as M.Y.R.A.???

Well - the long and the short of it is....Lord Longford gave me the horn at first...but on reflection I would say that he...was a cunt! Well  - with that bald fuckin' head and them little Himmler Spectacles - he looked like what he very probably was......a cunt!

[Professor6871]

I love the Lord Longford refernce where Peter got the horn when he sees him. I can't stop laughing as soon as I think of that.

[JumpYouFuckerJump]

THEY'RE ALL CUNTS OUT THERE!

Ain't that the truth!

[MoonBarrett]

They're all CUNTS. They're all CUNTS OUT THERE!

[thechildintime63]

that clip gave me the FUCKING HORN !!

[thechildintime63]

THis Video Clip gives me the FUCKING HORN !

[Professor6871]

@thechildintime63 It gives me real boner too!

[jamesjonesrocket]

'Dear Sir, Mrs Thatcher has read your enquiry with interest, but it will not be part of official conservative party policy, though we are sympathetic to your cause.'

[Professor6871]

@jamesjonesrocket I like what he suggested the Liberals do at the end of this or the Lib Dems as they're known now, and that was to put possy up their arses cos they get more votes if they did just that.

[gupsnot]

@jamesjonesrocket

It's pure unscripted genius, isn't it? Peter Cook was a master at this.

[ekb123]

Despite having watched this literally dozens of times, I only just now noticed "non-specific urethritis." Completely glossed over it before.

[adamtzsch]

@ekb123 Has it come to that?

[ekb123]

@adamtzsch YEAH it's come to that

[adamtzsch]

- Why don't you follow what John Cleese says on television?

- I do!!

[Professor6871]

@adamtzsch Put a stamp on it.

[adamtzsch]

@Professor6871 Fuck that.

[jimmypageisgod2]

I love Peter Cook's Sunglasses!

[wapbamboowee]

I sent you round why didn't you fucking go round...

[dcsrach]

@wapbamboowee where did you send him ?

[wapbamboowee]

@dcsrach I don't know, I just sent him round....

[lukertweek]

Chapaqua, that's one of the funniest and most D & C comments posted here. Excellent thank you,". You fackin' cunt!!

[TheChapaqua]

Typing this posting?,,,,,,Gives me the fuckin' horn.

[adamfinspain]

theyre all cunts out there.

[lisabulbs1]

Unscripted, impromptu, ABSOLUTE GENIUS

[MattStait]

Someone needs to upload all the rest of this tirade: I need to hear all the talk about the BBC and Valerie being Jesus ...

[MegaTeacher25]

I love it when Dudley's trying to get a word with Peter, but when hes full flight its impossible to do that and frustration Dud's face is all to see.

[JayGOS117]

@MegaTeacher25 I personally think he's roleplaying : )

But PC was apparently a pain in the arse.

Funny as hell tho'

J

[lastluf]

watching that gives me the fucking horn

[waysgoose]

he comes out with all these handy fucking hints

[serogalondon]

they think we're all cunts!!!!

[mrbeans19]

ALL CUNTS OUT THERE!

[MegaTeacher25]

The best quotation ever spoken in the history of man that.

[mrbeans19]

How Could You Do That to Me My Mate..

[mrbeans19]

Get a PolaRoid ov ThAT

[Willbequeen]

Hahaha

[mrbeans19]

I said dolly..

[botbagel]

And 'round and round and round' they go!!! LMAO Robin's been 'around' a few times..haha

[mattlostatsea]

So So Funny!

[miggysama28]

Use a stamp...

No! Fuck that!

[BELTED007]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

[martmako]

am in stitches here..brilliant

[23flowergirl]

LOL...funny how when Brits say f... it's funny as opposed to when Americans say it...

[MercenarySlick]

You're retarded.

[keeprighton2007]

i'm sending Robin round to say the f word to you...

[23flowergirl]

sweet! :D

[jockpaisley79]

The day that Thatcher CUNT croaks we should have a national holiday !!! Ive already dug a hole..........

[billyconnearly]

@jockpaisley79 As Frankie Boyle said when they suggest giving her a state funeral at a cost of £3M "If you give the people of Scotland £3m they will dig a hole so fuckin' deep they could hand her over to Satan personally!"

[Professor6871]

@billyconnearly That's funny that. I love Mr Boyle I just can't get enough of his outrageous humour.

[billyconnearly]

If I could turn back the clock - I would go back to the year Margaret Thatcher was born, burn her and keep the afterbirth!! At least you could make a decent pot of soup!!! lololol

[billyconnearly]

Dear Mrs Thatcher, I've got the fuckin 'orn - it's a fuckin shame that Baroness T hadn't met someone with the fuckin 'orn about 1967 - then she might 'ave been absorbed in a life of sordid debauchery instead of fuckin' The Great British People up the arse until we bled!! Stupid fuckin' cow!

[vivascargill]

@billyconnearly damn right!!

[Professor6871]

@billyconnearly If only she had.

[turner60]

The profound thing since Dickens.

[IndependentGeorge76]

every single achievement of 50,00 years of human history is eclipsed in this clip

[dan32113]

fucking cunt that jon ross, horny bastard

[Arrested101]

"I wrote another letter. Didn't get a reply from that either!"

Genius!

[potter1s]

There all cunts out there...

[VinceNoirApril]

where the fuck did he go round!!!!!!!! hahaha

[exert2020]

fucking CUNT!

[MattStait]

This is the greatest thing in the history of the world ...

[B789c]

'naw fuck dat,just bung it in the post no stamp'

[isitme88]

The "about as non-specific as your arthritis" moment is a bit awkward, but it doesn't last for long. I think Dud is more annoyed at Peter's literalness, which is going some length toward ruining a nice bit of illogical wordplay. I mean, Cook's interjections here would be somewhat akin to him pointing out that a toilet roll can in no way be 'hooked up' to a train set; which would seem gleefully pointless.

[mgfaxlad]

It's "non specific urethritis", an STD, I think. Been listening to this since I was 14 years old in England. Be 46 on Tuesday. Still funny after all these years.

[isitme88]

Oh, right, that's interesting. Ta. Do you know why Dud seems to get a bit pissed off at that mention, then? (It's cut from the release, so I do think it's legit.) Is he a former sufferer? Is this a well-known thing? How filthy.

[turner60]

Well Dud did put it about it in 60s and 70s you know.

[ianwilson1978]

Where the fuck did robin go round to?

[54spiritedwill54]

The way Dudley corpses and leans away from the microphone is hilarious!

[hirdy6]

I work with the public and Dud is 100% right. They ARE all cunts out there.

[pureluck101]

There all CUNTS out there LMAO!!!!

[lalalalala5151]

people always say that peter cook is the comedy genious of the two but this round robim speech by dudley prooves he was too, they were totally amazing with each other

"waste a stamp" amazing

[JNRbamyai]

great i love it!!!!!!

[rudysw2]

Pure adlibbed genius - my favourite comedy moment of all time. Ever.

[neonspec]

No! Fucin furious i wrote another letter!

[theocean1973]

"dear ms thatcher, i've got the fucking'orn, and i want to know what you, as leader of the conservative party, plan to do about it"

"why dont you follow what john cleese says on television?! he comes out with all these handy fuckin hints"

[troughsnout]

Did you put an address?

No, fuck all that!!

LMFAO. Brilliant.

Robbin' Peter to pay Paul that is, it's just fuckin' stupid that is.

Fucking Non-specific that is.

They're fucking timeless!!

[mgfaxlad]

Anyone got the one where he's 'down the lav' and 'a bit of paper come under the fackin' door'? And it said, "Are you handy"?

[flappospammo]

spunkgiver ?

more like spunkdrinker , you pea brained excuse for a used tampon

when you get anywhere near peter cook's genius , let me know

til then stick to being a fucking talentless douchebag

[SPUNKGIVER]

you are a talented spunkdrinker.

[SPUNKGIVER]

HE IS A CORPSE AND THE TALL CUNT IS.

[TomRaymondUK]

The way Dudley corpses and leans away from the microphone is hilarious!

[graeme101]

write the letter and bung it in the fucking postbox... genius

[Thisnameistaken11]

That last line has become my motto in life.

[Professor6871]

@Thisnameistaken11 Mine too.

[TheWholigans]

I ...UH..uhm..I uh...don't what to say ...uhmm

except that's fuckin funny that innit :)

Gordon Bennett!

[adamfinspain]

there all cunts out there!

[oliverwolfe44]

fuck that.!!! waste a stamp!!! they dont make them like that anymore..

[oliverwolfe44]

fuck that!! waste a stamp!!! comic genius at its greatest.

[lcastillon]

Hilary Clinton gives me the horn,, and i want to know what she plans to do about it

[Professor6871]

@lcastillon I have you written or emailed about this to her?

[Titchy666metal]

"The horn not known at this address."

ROFL.....Genius as always

[nicerobots]

Ah you got to love 'em!