Top 5 videos of 2008

[clintmann]

no those arent snail fish...they are sperm i believe

[mrmanjump]

what a pile of fucking shit!!!!!!

[13andincradiblycutt]

Contributing to rising sea levels...wow. Unfortunately the RATE of sea level rise has been DECREASING the last few years. 

[Adrian98GBX]

NO LEAS ESTO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! LO HAS LEIDO COPIA Y PEGA ESTO EN 5 VIDEOS MAS SI NO LO HACES TU MADRE MORIRA EN 3 DIAS PORFA HASME COSO ES UNA MALDICION

[TemetNosce1991]

@Adrian98GBX Imbécil, si en verdad crees en esas idioteces explícame dos cosas:

¿Por qué no contestar un mensaje puede matar a mi madre?

¿Por qué si dentro de mi vida he visto al menos 100 mensajes de este tipo, mi vida es perfecta y nadie se ha muerto por un mensaje de ese tipo?

[McCutYou]

you spin me right round baby right round

[cb7pwn]

@McCutYou  the A-TEAM?? LOL

[glennsibz]

number 3... welll...... its not really a computer is it.. more of a heap of shit

[Thunderios]

@glennsibz Sorry, wrong one :D I thought you were referring to the brain mass as shit... Anyway, the clock is a computer, because it calculates the times of certain events according to a formula, which is kind of the definition of computing. I do agree that saying it's extremely modern was a lie, similar clocks have been found all over the middle east.

[Ggabor93]

the blue car at 0:34 is an idiot:D XD

[sniper841]

last 1 O.O WTF have i got myself into? (thats what she said jokes inc i bet)

[TheBlastermaster10]

@sniper841 srry to say it but thats what she said...

[THEDEMON1989]

#4 is the beggining of the Cylons!!!

[ggomez135]

its the blue car's fault at 0:34...Dick!

[unrealgamingLeague]

zzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzvagina wait whut

[lilithaswang]

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[DOWNEYxzxzxzxz]

Lol... That last one was like a slap to the face

[73midgets]

i was not prepared for #1 -_-

[kights0]

I started off on slow motion skateboarding and now I'm here

[wettale]

ending was soooo disgusting.

[shufflesfool]

0:15 that glacier kicked that shit into 4th gear

[amfahmage]

I was watching a video of some one having fun on a pier now I am here... wtf

[reecepenn97]

I started on black ops vids... wtf how is i on dis peice of CENSORED!

[supersunjay]

ok wtf i was watching school fights and now im here WHAT THE FUCK ?

[mtogono]

2:00 they reverse engineer that thing can it predict the end of time like the mayan calendar did ????? will it end 2012 ??????????

[kalloused]

and people say that asians being bad drivers is a stereotype...

[londongamer]

Ovulation in such graphic detail - enough to make me 100% convinced I NEVER want to become a father. Anyone know any UK based mail-order condom websites?

[FARGEFilms]

The Japanese conducted a driving test. No wonder the results were bad.

[wbeaty]

How does 0:28 traffic clot arise? It's group action: one section of the ring randomly gets going faster than another section.

But faster ones arrive at the slower section. They have no choice but to slow down. Because of driver reaction time, this packs them together. They slow down more, for safety. But any clot in one section means another has *far fewer* cars. So everyone there can race ahead even faster. Then be forced to brake.

Solution: If you find any empty space, DON'T race into it.

[ChristAmbassador1]

Nothing Else Matters except Jesus Christ the only True Wise Eternal God of all Creation. To Him be all Power. Majesty, Honor, and Glory forever and ever. He and He alone has declared the END from the Beginning.May 21, 2011 And now in these last days He is saving a great multitude more than any man can number whom He has chosen before time began(EPH 1:4) Then,He will destroy all those wicked who continually reject His Word with everlasting destruction(2Thes 1:9)wwwWeCanKnowCOM;EBiblefell­owshipCom

[Hondas337]

@ChristAmbassador1 Obviously he didn't teach you proper grammar...

[mrzafinyc]

Traffice always moves like a worm on busy roads such as front progresses and back follows

[wtfomgnooblol]

why the fuck is a video of an ovulation the best of 2008?

[AstralAbraxas]

@wtfomgnooblol best in this case = most viewed

[pyromaanisi]

are they saying that mini robot has rat feelings?!?!

[bassimgesicht]

boring!!!

[7BeAsT9]

5:00 what a f... abominable shit. Puke

[BeyondOurBelieve]

Cool! Robot controlled by the brain! So if I think about kicking my friends in the balls will it do it for me?

[33explosive]

i wouldn't mind being the camera man for that last vidd

[Krybo]

i was listening jazz -.- same dilema here..

[gonadcancervictim]

so even when people are told to go 30 and they know they are being watched and on camera they still drive stupidly

[Colonelcouchpotato]

freeze at 1:42 what does that shadow look like?

[nazaxprime]

5:09

Nothing but net!

[nixxxon18]

there are always retards who get distracted and drive like fools

[giorgiokol21]

there is no babylonian calendar..no such thing has ever been found!!

it's just a speculation ppl

[TheMaxypad69]

:O. #1 was horrifying. A part of me died today. Maybe the best part

[omerta0414]

sooooooooo bbbbbbbbbbooooooooooooooooooor­rrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnngg­ggg

[mastervik39]

@J801506 me too

[matatan69]

Why am I not aware of these videos ?, and why am I aware of lady gaga's likes and dislikes without ever searching her name on the web.?

[3kabc]

Wtf That Last One Was Nasty How Is That More Important Than Anything Else!?.

[darktigerx]

everything was sick except the one about the virgina? what the hell was that about, and how is that more interesting then the others?

[popfluster]

where are the funny videos?

[afcfbk]

3:46 Seamon?

[toxicblitzTV]

im watching american dad 0_o

[cainmarko69]

That was the Babylonian Calendar Ipod thingy Not Greek and it is 14,000 years old not 2,000.

[MoonishDesire]

@cainmarko69 It is based on the Babylonian Calendar. The artifact in itself is Greek.

[cainmarko69]

@MoonishDesire

You're absolutely right, I was unaware or the greek bootleg version of the Clock/Calendar the Babylonians had created eons before the Greeks.

I should do some research next time, before I decide to open my big mouth huh!

:-D

My mistake, Thanks I appreciate the reply.

[BenjaminTheHolyDiver]

the last clip gave me a huge boner man :)



[Dabrmatois]

Why is a camera inside a woman's vag the number one video!?!?

[dood70]

I'm sorry... did she say "... inserted through a cut in the woman's vaginal wall"?!?!?! Who volunteers for this shit??!!??

[ughzean]

awwwww 5:06

That was me a some years ago *tear

:D

[Greenfuzz138]

vaginas

[whatthehell81]

Somehow this video is saying to me, there is no soul. I´m sad, very sad! Please help me! But don´t try any religios dumb bs?

[darkeddz]

wait what, vagina? Fuck this I'm too old for the internets.

[drmam17]

the ovulation ,

[stronkde]

Traffic Jams: Caused by the assholes in the blue car at 0:36. 'no apparent reason', my ass.

[nelsonmilian00]

@stronkde and it happend every fucking day

[lagas5]

@stronkde Nope, caused by a woman in that white coupe (probably peugeot) at 0:35 and then followed up by "an asshole in a blue hatchback"

[TemplarOfNight]

Why, why did you had to show the vagina thing ? And if that wasn't enough you put it at nr 1. I don't care how amazing scientifically something is if it's about someones genitals.

[Billd0]

why would the japanese be doing a driving experiment bahaha of course there was a traffic jam

[superleftysourflap]

dam you guys are cruel, a rat's brain in a robot! he want5s cheese but oh wait, he cain't eat!

[sugardaddylifestyle]

That was quite an info

[Jumpi95]

I was watching Man VS Wild... How the hell did i get here in an hour?

[KrisDerp]

@Jumpi95

xD

[5iv3z]

@Jumpi95 i was watching "hardest football hits" i ended up watching ufos,aliens,religion, Illuminati and now this...smh

[lennic95]

@Jumpi95 I was watching cats pooping in a toilet at some point....

[VerisonMember]

@Jumpi95

And I was jerking off in my bathroom... How the hell did I end up here in an hour?

[rainer713]

@Jumpi95 I was watching Failblog. and ended up here. :D

[unnunn12]

@Jumpi95 i was watching far cry 2 footage! oh the internet...

[Serioselyfunny]

So.. its a rat cyborg?? WTF!?

[jayantasodekar]

jrj4u.com

[soclives182]

cool i like it

[PULSE88]

@soclives182

Same

[ALIEFTOWNPARK]

VAGINA

[2TWISTEDBALLS]

i love my tape worm. and her name is Vera

[palatena]

Both Brit and American are widely unpopular around the globe, you both suck, so stop seeing who sucks the most.

[SecronGlitch]

@palatena Oh shut the hell up or we'll invade you.

[darthmason07192]

dude number one is sooooo sexy... lol

[kyubipalex]

i didnt even finish watchn number one

[Tralman1965]

Yeah because all Brits are brilliant while all Americans are rock-stupid. Xenophobic much lygophile?

[lygophile]

@Tralman1965. an american calling what he believes to be a brit xenophobic...

that's like a druglord.... nvm.

[Kale3193]

what the fuck dude

[SongokuCY]

I didn't want to see the top 1st :( why did you do this to me?

[BColemanEXD]

You British need to stop being so jealous of Americans. I can understand you don't like 40% taxes, bad teeth, and lack of balls to stand up for what's right, but that is your fault after all. The power to change is within you, grievous bastards.

[ImaJosha]

maybe if number one was of the outside and not the inside i would have given this a thumbs up that was just gross everything was cool though

[BrandonLR0X]

VAGINA AT END OF VIDEO! PPPPOOORRRRRNNNNN

[promilemac]

We don't wanna see what's inside the pussy we wanna see the outside...

[magpure67]

@promilemac but we wana b inside

[dman932]

isnt a traffic vioater a criminal heheheehe

[tonatiuhnitor]

Vagina is always number 1, lol

[Seven2Sexy]

What the fuck.....Is video number 1 a joke? I don't care how scientifically impressive that is....no guy wants to see that.

[MrCoolManTim]

That last video might just be the biggest turnoff ever...

[omeane]

America is a grouping of many different cultures as well as England

so stop the stereotypes thank you

[limp1t]

How the hell did a video from a camera stuck up someone's vag make it to 'video of the year'?

[magpure67]

@limp1t seriously if thats the case then porn should win everything...

[rich2rock]

@limp1t I prefer to use my fingers to feel my way around.

[fathomthisss]

@limp1t you were scarred for life, amirite?

[Mans334]

@limp1t they all looked for Porn on Youtube XD

[newfagscanttrif0rce]

traffic jams are caused by retards who go to slow

[kukujos]

@newfagscanttrif0rce

just think of this anyone driving faster than you is a maniac and anyone driving slower is an idiot...

[LylesgoldMusic]

@newfagscanttrif0rce nope. theyre caused by people going too fast actually. proven fact, no point in arguing

[thegoodguy001]

my ass is so fucking itchy.. note to self dont shave it again

[Bombaction65]

the robot is looking for cheese give him cheese u fag!

[NotOneToFly]

Ugh... another cool video with a discussion completely ruined by internet nationalism.

[CoupDeGrace888]

Mad Hatter's 10/6th card will soon be a possibility

[fova5]

@James0507 Who gives a flying fuck?! Just shut up and watch the video without trying to make unnessecary comments.

[Thelea214]

oooooohhh science

[jimmeh8]

haha! i like this james guy. i'm not british, nor am i american. well said sir (the last half of the last comment)!

intriguing video as well!

[BBradshawProductions]

so a woman's vigina is #1?

who pick this?

a loser that can't get pussy?

[4evermetalhead]

okkkkkk......the last one was a complete throw out......i just aet and saw that thing......i will have troubles having sex now.....:P

[BlueSageLee]

your gay

[tubulardudeondabeach]

Ok first of all what the hell is wrong with everything. Every single YouTube video or every time someone brings up an interesting point, there is always someone there to curse them out. U.S citizens are definitely ignorant and too loyal it seems like, and Britain is an awesome place for anyone that's never been there. But my point is too stop being so damn rude and listen to yourself. I mean having a descent conversation with different opinions would make sense but this is just stupid.

[nevetsrepus]

no fucking shit traffic happens from nothing... apparently the japanese never dealt w rubbernecking morons on the schuykill

[hohahi123321]

shows human stupidity.

[yehoshua2123]

hey, it is pretty much impossible for someone to maintain a perfect 30mph speed for say, 15 minutes, try doing that and you will see how much you change from 30 to 29 of to 31 and so on so dont start mocking because of something you dont understand

[LebronJamesYourAss]

how is #3 a computer??? are you saying a can get on google with that little box???? wtf!

[defect530]

try to google with the computer in your car

noob

[yehoshua2123]

ok than, so why not go to the year 1234 wallmart and but a ps3 and a tv and why not some direct tv while you'r at it? asshole

[entoris476]

no.4 is totally gonna become a surrogate..

[DON1DAPPER]

indians are the true americans lol

[Bobbert209]

@DON1DAPPER "Indians" are the true Americans? Lol...

[ravenholm722]

not really. indians were the first indians but native americans were the first americans. i know what you meant tho

[jw2327]

Brain cells thing"!!!! A-Mazing!

[UnitedSerbs]

Brits are WaNk jobs

[echoven]

old time devices way to complex for its time............ MY GOD ITS ASSASSINS CREED 2 ALL OVER AGAIN!

[Dragonshear]

#1...

what...

the...

hell...

LOL

[LilQuinn06]

Lmao wow total turn off... Just show the vagina from the outside... Don't want to see the inside, I just want to feel the inside lol

[pygame]

brits piss me of toof. Most of them are cocky son of a bitches but in all reality they are just ignorant

[swat006007]

not all Brits!

[lygophile]

an american calling a brit ignorant...

that's like a druglord calling a traffic violater a criminal.

[pygame]

dont get mad, ignorance is bliss

[starshock01]

objection! druglords are irrelevent

[darthspeaks]

@lygophile America is the greatest country in the world. It's the other countries that are shit at keeping their own government and their sole aim is to bash America so that they cannot be #1 anymore.

[JohnnyTheRavenous]

@lygophile So what who calls who ignorant? Anyone in this world can be ignorant. You can't sit on your high throne and determine who can never be ignorant. You've just made yourself out to be an idiot. I hope you arnt a brit because then we will have an ignorant brit and an idiotic brit.

[magpure67]

@lygophile or BP calling Barack Obama an idiot...u really shoodnt dis america...we saved ur ass....twice...n we also are still good allies with you...n its not like britain doesnt mess up either...*coof* BP....

[lygophile]

@magpure67. that's so typical. just because you guys claim the sole responsibility for winning two wars (which is pure bs. yes without americans defending their trade-routes both wars might have lasted a bunch longer, but so might it have been without the british or the soviet armies protecting their interests) you guys think you have yourself an endless stack of get-out-of-jail-free cards.

yes i bash you guys, you need it, suck it.

[ih8nubsathalo3]

@lygophile STFU NO ONE CARES ABOUT BRITISH PEOPLE

[lygophile]

@ih8nubsathalo3. no one in AMERICA cares about anyone else in the world*, and yet constantly fear them. that's the problem.

[bonethugbitch]

@lygophile

As intelligent as you think you are, that was a half ass comment that even a down syndrome child could come up with. Maybe you should actually visit America and realize that Britain is a step and a half behind US, go suck a dick and ride the cock of britain. pussy

[lygophile]

@bonethugbitch. it is all too obvious that you are the idiot here, bitch. you have no idea of the world, because you live in an isolated country. 300 million americans might agree with you, but 6 billion other people agree with me. i don't have any particular fondness of britain, but at least it's not america. now fuck off.

[bonethugbitch]

@lygophile Isolated country? We have the largest diversity of people in the world moron. If America is so bad then why do so many people want to come here, because where they're from sucks, just like where you're from, whatever third world country you live in. You're like every other cunt that hates us because we can do pretty much whatever the fuck we want. Enjoy working in a factory making my shoes muthafucka!

[lygophile]

@bonethugbitch. first of all that would have been extremely offensive if i were from a third world country. of course i am not. secondly, what the fuck does diversity have to do with isolation? america is an isolated country, they do not receive the world news, many of my american associates aren't ever aware of things like an earthquake in china until they hear it from a foreigner. they have no real sporting connections with the world... they're isolated.

[turdzilla123]

@lygophile cnn bitch

[lygophile]

@turdzilla123. yes, CNN is a pretty neat station. it would be great if americans actually watched CNN.

[lygophile]

@bonethugbitch. nobody in the world hates america because americans can do what they want. not a single person. people hate you because you make stupid and extremely arrogant assumptions like that, know NOTHING of the world, and assume youself the right to dictate it. in fact, i live in a more liberal country than america, we can do whatever the fuck we want a lot more than you. *gets stoned and pays for sex*

[1JayCutlerFan1]

@lygophile People actually don't hate Americans. I'm Canadian and I'm grateful for America, the greatest entertainment in the world comes from that country and they've contributed so much to the world!

I'm glad America is more conservative than where ever it is that you're from, because all the superpowers of the past fell because of idolatry, sodomy, etc

[lygophile]

@1JayCutlerFan1. LOL! youre kidding right?

they fell because they were too ambitious, because they were larger then their logistics etc could handle, and mostly because of internal corruption. how the fuck does idolatry do that?

and what contributions are you talking about? stupid american sit-coms and action movies? they suck

and if youre talking technology, then it's actually not all that impressive. it's a timely thing. 50 years ago the russians were the first in space, remember that

[turdzilla123]

@lygophile we wew first on the moon first computer . but i do comlement europe 4 techno

[turdzilla123]

@turdzilla123 i think first computer ( not sure)

[lygophile]

@turdzilla123. depends on your definition of computer. but it was probably the brits.

[1JayCutlerFan1]

@lygophile No I'm not kidding

Javascript and adobe flash player are two American innovations and youtube depends on adobe flash! You're watching videos on youtube thanks to Americans!

Their action movies suck? Ever seen Terminator 2?!

Israel and Judah were destroyed and taken captive because they followed their kings into idolatry, false worship, and harsh treatment of each other.

The Russians were the first in Space, but the Americans were the first on the moon.

[lygophile]

@1JayCutlerFan1. again with the timelyness. yes, youtube runs through an american invention, that's because it was invented in the passed few decades. before then the russians made the inventions and the germans improved on them, before then the french might have a little bit, before then it was the british, before then the dutch, before then the spanish and the portugese, before then the turkish, before then the saudi arabians and the norwegians, before then the eastern european huns, before

[lygophile]

before then the Italians, before then the tunesians, before then the greeks, before then the egyptians, before then the lebanese, before then the turkish, and before then the iraqies. simultaneously other inventions were done by the chinese (like most famously gunpowder and central heating) and japanese and by the mesoamericans, and by indians (from india).

get my point?

[1JayCutlerFan1]

@lygophile No I don't get your point because all nations have contributed something to this world but in modern times America has contributed the most.

[lygophile]

@1JayCutlerFan1. so they were a front-runner in technological progression for some decades, big deal. most of that is detrimental technology anyhow, such as nuclear weapons. know what else they contributed? devision, dictatorships, fucking up economies by usurping local companies with their internationals, terrorism, corruption, huge environmental damage (shadowed though it may be right now due to BP) etc.

everyone hates america, save for americans and israelis. everyone. you stand alone.

[lygophile]

*and then marries someone of his own gender*

[turdzilla123]

@lygophile y would that be in that argument i no its saying that ur country alows it but its not that big of a deal because sertent states alow this in america

[lygophile]

@turdzilla123. only since like a year or so, and only about two or three out of fifty states. but yeah, i'm really happy they are indeed following our example.

[turdzilla123]

@lygophile i sorta agree how u say america is iceolated and i partialy agree but take this into perspective basicly the whole world is on the other side so we have to be delayed w/ world news but i do c ur point

[MrBonedry]

@bonethugbitch american chicks are all fat, brit birds all day long

[bonethugbitch]

@MrBonedry HAHA! Damn man, that's a good one. It's also a simple minded monkey answer. See, everywhere in the world has its share of hot women. You would know this if you took your head out of your ass long enough to breathe sometimes.