That "Slow" Friend

[DieWundeBliebt]

As much as I hate to admit it, I think I'm that slow friend. :/

[Hellowkittyfreak]

I have a slow friend in my biology class xD

[leekhawilliams]

I only clicked on this bc i think your hair looks cool

[marii001hot]

A lion because they are aggressive nd oda stuff

[rissababyrawr]

I DONT GET IT! o:

[LilAngelDeath]

I wanna have a pet Shimmy!! x)

[NightmareMirrorKirby]

My reason is number 3

[ReeesiiiFX]

all 3 wrong i came because your chinese

[KiraDraw]

im not slow but you hurt my computer's feelings shimmy XD it's hard enough on my comp with 512 ram lol ill upgrade one day but anyway yea, we all have that slow friend but in my opinion nobody's really slow cause everyone's always learning but there only slow if they don't learn the second time around.

[TheSuperPokemanz]

@KiraDraw my computer is hella fast

[bloodyemoroses19]

Panther

[wonderfulrosa]

This girl in my class makes me so mad, I mean she's always asken stupid questions. Then when we go to assemblies she wants to sit next to me. :/

[anonymousify1]

in my country (south africa) the parents fuck u up with leather belts (with the buckle)

[biosparrow7]

honey badger

[Beaniekid99]

I don't get it.

[TheRustyRhino]

I'd be a unicorn so I could have the ability to be better than everyone else.

[biosparrow7]

@TheRustyRhino until the troll eats ur ass



[taiha99]

What?

Does anybody understand what hes talking about?

Stranger: He was talking about your penis. Suck it.

... Right...

[PigehNeedsCookies]

koala 

[FrostedHope14]

I would want to be a crow.

[Junimel123]

I would be a lion cuz lions sleep most of the day

[MsGoldin1998]

Lol omg my friends r like that sometime and I can be slow too lol

[sportyshanie]

You make me annoyed.

[iLuvChonnyandShimmy7]

@sportyshanie THAT MAKES NO SENSE.....ur using it wrong....geez why are u saying that....

[sportyshanie]

@iLuvChonnyandShimmy7 what. why do you care?

[iLuvChonnyandShimmy7]

@sportyshanie u make me so annoyed doesnt make any sense, the correct way is You annoy me or your annoying. Duh. and nobody cares if shimmy is annoying. then why are you watching his videos to make stupid ass comments?

[alphatweet]

i hate that retarded looking hair style...

[iLuvChonnyandShimmy7]

@alphatweet i agree...but u dont need to say that outloud

[iLuvChonnyandShimmy7]

@alphatweet IKR?! but u dont need to say that. .___.

[qXxDarkxXp]

Did you ever consider whether or not they simply don't care and aren't actually paying attention to you?

Because as far as I've heard...Your memories and your love life really don't sound all that much of an intriguing topic to talk about.

[everythingipod1000]

Lmao it's not NUCULUS it's NUCLEUS lol shimmy

But tht was do true Imma send this to my "slow" friend

[mally260]

And

[mally260]

So if someone didn't know what then first name of the president is would you consider them slow or retarded?

[LittleSugarFairy]

I'm surprised more guys haven't said they wanna be a whale cuz they got a huge dick. But for me, we do ths at school and EVERYONE makes me an asian animal ... because I'm asian -.-'

[LittleSugarFairy]

Yeah, I do the "I don't get it" thing when my brother tells a joke ... mostly because they're not funny

[xingxingliu82]

what is redtube???!!!!

[ImANoName5]

@xingxingliu82 I think it's best you didn't know.

[MsStarstruck1234]

i gave ass length story telling my friend how much i like one of my guy friends and then i told her that there might be a possiblty that he likes me back my friend then says "Are u gonna marry him?" like wtf were not even gf and bf yet and im 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BloodTimmay911]

The slow people are all in my science class there's 2 people that respond to any question and then he makes this rule that u cant answer 2 or more questions and we sit there all day and we r the class that's farthest behind -.-

[mhmcupcakes]

Thank you! This one friend of mine is semi-slow, or just slow, but not compared to this one girl in class.... For gods sake, she's the most fucked up retard ever. I'm not even going to put it in words, you just did with the 'biology-class' thing. As for my friend... i kind of feel bad for her, you know she's one of my closest friends in school but everythime someone cracks a joke, she stands there with no expression on her face and like " whaaat? I dont get it " right before everyone ltfao

[mhmcupcakes]

@mhmcupcakes right after* lol why the fuck did i say before..... yea, i kind of wrote it at 3 am

[Hibarif123]

Omg I'm that slow person in class and that slow friend too ;A;

[kanny101]

i would be a wolf cuz im cool like that lol :D

[MegaMusiclover125]

A turtle cuz they're fast as fuck XD

[taiha99]

My Family friend is mother fuckin slow as hell...

[JSpieces]

I'm the slow kid...

[Impossiblitiee]

Honestly, I'm the slow friend, but I give out the best advice & I'm not slow in class - . - LOL. Love this video though, xD

[sooty239]

i wanna be a cat. sophia is my slow friend who doesnt understand shit. and shes bluntly rude, yet the way shes rude u dont understand she was just being a bitch until she walks away...

[HikarixKanon]

i love ur earrings and ur cute ^^ i'd want to be a cat because they are intellegent & so adorable. To bad im allergic :(

[pokeyrocks123]

i pick a panda because i am lazy and their cute

[michaelldaviss]

Pause vid at 2:50 lol

[0obibipandao0]

I'm the slow friend.

[NathanMarineau]

I'm that slow friend... :D

[MrJeanPaulBeaubier]

I. LOVE. Your. Goddamn. Hair.

[slasherx115]

2:50 facepalm!

[MCorean]

Omg.. No wonder my friend sent to me... Im sorry guys in Bio... TT.TT

[nocolopa28]

actually the person who puts their hand up is actually the one who's actually paying attention the others just don't give a fuck. Atleast that's how it is in my school

[poppy5651]

i would be erm.... a cougar ^^

[AldarionErendis]

Huh?!... I don't get it.....:) Oh right,yeah,animal,sure,okz,umm­m.....

I think I'd be a phoenix:)

[Jinkxz4]

AMEN !

[MissEmoprincess1000]

Unicorn... Cause they can fly ^-^

[LeoniejtePietje]

This makes me think about nigahiga's Regina.

[cc10higa]

@LeoniejtePietje yeah!me too!i love ryan higa!

[MsBlackSakuraUchiha]

I'd Choose... A SNOW LEOPARD!!!!!8DDDD

[MsBlackSakuraUchiha]

OOOOOOh... You mean slow to catch on... Lol, Everone can be sometimes!!!!;)

[amanika9]

a dragon <3

[Victoriasstuff1]

Id..Be...A...Uh...Bird? I dunno Why o.O

[asianchocobunny]

haha this duude thinks im like super slow, well hes a friggen nerd ass and like supper smart and he comes to me with some sorta joke that would the blow of einsteins head with some sorta words that i wouldnt give shit about lookin up, plus.... i burned my cookies :(

[somedonghaefan]

SHIMMY: 2-3 ear-rings one each ear, necklace, watch/bracelet, and 3 rings. and my friend says. DAM! thats alot of bling. and not playing attention to the video.....

[mrchickennugget1000]

To my lovers haters and MASTURBATERS, lol I said that in class to someone and they just laughed ha ha masturbater!

[beatlesluv0615]

I would be either a dinosaur, a Domo, a Sonic the Hedgehog, or s Pikachu. (sorry for the bad spelling)

[Fullmetal1087]

Dog for doggystyle

[iTzRandy131]

Telling a Slow person a joke... = Awkward silence

[left4chores]

redtube is down... thats why...

[skylarlove0]

196 people are slow and so are their friends adn family

[skylarlove0]

If i would be a Bunny cuz i want 2 sleep,eat,and not get hit.

:D

[wakypak]

i wish i was a tiger so i could kill every annoying person i meet

[ChangingPhases]

A rabbit so I can nibble your ears lol j/k. (:

[SonicAries1]

poor dallas.... i tell her a joke and shes like whatttttttttt? omggg? lol i like totally didnt get it but it was like kinda funny while the others laugh... i'll just stare and say yeahhh go to sleep dingypopz lol

[vaizel22]

i agree with you shimmy.

my hero :3

I'D BE A TIMBIT MAN. That's an animal, rite? :<

[1AsianBoii]

a Panda. cus they're black, white, and Asian

[chrisdrew11100]

I'd be a unicorn and yes they are real OK i saw one i even have other witnesses OK OK and no i was high I'm sure well maybe a little

[MICHEN3SEAkaFrank9]

Wha-What?

[Mollysblackteddy101]

Im slow.xD but i only do it so my friends would be like... WHAT THE~!!??! BLEEP~~!!!!???

I am retarded only to be funny??? :o

^______^

but sometimes i can am just NORMAL. :D

[ShortStackClemmensen]

and I'd be a tasmanian devil ...because I may look quiet and cute on the outside but if you're one of my friends you know I'm slightly evil, funny and if you get on my bad side aggressive >:)

[ShortStackClemmensen]

I'm so sending my friend here XD

[megaultrasupergamer9]

i would be a blue eyes white dragon cuz i can its an animal

[raymanx51]

to what animal id be a dragon cause i love asians and there stuff its just mad cool

[iiBigBang1]

I would want to be a red panda because they look like a mix of a panda and a racoon

And also cause they're adorable.

xD

[TechnoZeroSan]

Actually, I clicked it because of these two reasons:

1. My friend added it as her favorite, so it was on my Youtube wall.

2. Because you're Asian. :DD

[AmuXHinam0ri]

slow people = Turtle

We praw like that (ROFL LOL)

[RoRoLoveXX]

A panda!! bcuz I'm just cool like that ;P

[emoluvz666]

an animal i want to be is a pikachu :3

[sayaotonashiROCKS]

maybe some people act slow....*cough* me *cough*  for some reasons....

[kekashawol]

holy shh.... i also call pentium 3 to slow ppl~ ^^;;

[Illasei]

A red panda because they are just awesome like that >:3

[JunsuiGackt]

i like your voice ^^; [ i thought most Asians don't have that deep voice at that age]

[kagome2856]

my head hurts now...

[PeachysGotIt24]

I hate slow people! they r so annoying

[Chickenpopobutt]

a penguin bcuz they walk like they just got fucked in the ass .

[hjennie1]

you are honestly the only person in the world who would compare slow people to slow computers... ASIAN. HEYYYYY :D

[aliceamber295]

i know i am the slow person everyone tells me so even my mum :(

[TheJesssk]

Yeah I think i'm the slow person... people talk to me and I smile and nod then go home and google what they had said to me....

[rubyhaka]

a fox because they are cute

[rubyhaka]

a fox

[KawaiiProduxions]

A cat.... Cause I could sleep all I want and attack people when they walk by

[zadabo99x]

194 people are slow people.

[dreyaleesings]

BIGGY SMALLS for SHIMMY =P

shimmy shimmy shimmyyyy cant you see?,

sometimes your words just hypnotize me,

and i just love your hottie ways,

this is prob'ly why you are so great ;D

[mark95427]

i know a slow guy. i would consider him retarded.

[Tobiahlui]

I would be a white tiger xD

[cynthiamd27]

you are so right.. they annoy the hell out of me

[misscookielolz]

Lmao I'm kinda a slow friend XD

Also, I would be a bird :P

[pjjijd]

why u would't do the asian thing? ur asian... duh!! slow ppl... jajaja jkjk

but yeah ill send this video to my friend right now!

[julianamun]

wat the fuck r u talking bout .__. i dont get it...

[oranngelightning]

i guess that almost all of my friends are slow ):< no sense of humor

[TheAugustBoys]

@oranngelightning or youre just terrible at making jokes :P

[myBuBBles191]

I am the slow friend and I just clicked this video because I was bord no one sent it to me I know I'm the slow friend i think I have A.D.D because I get distracted alot and I am being truthful abbot being the slow friend

[MsILOVEmilk]

oh shit im all three lol

[delflex1]

I was looking at mychonny and i watched all his vids then i say this vid in the related videos

[beahh101]

LAWL.

My friend sent me this video.

It's kinda scary how all the points he made are kinda what my friend complains about me.

Like the pronouciation of nucculus except I mispronounce gracias and the whole "I don't get that.".....>..>

IN DEFENSE for all those slow people like me, I came from another plant. I don't belong in Earth.>.<

[bboyle28222]

Penguin. All hail the mighty Linux. Red Hat Fedora ( it's for all the 1337 people)

[velcra01]

i think this is the best video you made and it's because you are more spontaneous than in any other video. this is also the only video i find you attractive.

[ipodaholicdan]

i have a 2gb ddr2 ^^

[SammyTinXD]

I would be a kangaroo because if someone or something pisses me off then i just can punch or kick them

[SammyTinXD]

I would be a horse or a kangaroo because if someone makes me mad i can just kick them hard :)

[turfanfun]

There are a lot of people at my school. I laugh so much. LoL : ]

[Navhei]

I'd be a Lioness =P just because they are super cool ha ha XD

[fablelover100]

i have my best friend u can not talk 2 him its like talking 2 a 3 year oldi have to hold his arm so he doesnt go away once i talked to him and i told him something and he was ok and i said did u understand me and he said no was mad so i slaped him upside the head

[megamanxtreme2]

I don't get the joke, but 5 days later I barely start getting it. Give it one more week and I will laugh about it because I finally got it. XD

[rosealinarosealina]

im slow but im not that slow. :P

[MannequinTease]

Wow, you totally explained why i was here, porn wasn't doin it for me, and after trying to watch a movie and it failed came to this...

[bloodystyx]

when did you ever say slow people are retards? and i quote "slow people are retards" @ 1:31

[thatonedude720]

I already am a T-rex. And it's because I'm a bamf.

[LyricsShawty12]

tigers cause i love tigers there so fierce

[yaboiseanc]

stop hating on me i got downs fucktard

[MegaKaitlinILY]

I can relate to this. I have a retarded friend.

[aimy1233]

My friends and I talk about this vid all the time! It's hilarious! I hav a friend like tht!

[IPawnt]

ME NOT SLOW

[vaskelaff]

Some times the teacher says "Bla* bla* bla* and that is the reason it is called Laaa*"

And then some in my class go "Why is it called Laaa*?"

And then i look at them and shake my head.

WHY DO THEY NOT LISTEN?????

But I have been a slow person, and still am in some ways^^ Ore I'm the 'mum who talks to much type'^^

*= randomness

[PiaJacksonForever]

I think I might be that one D'x

[aka0jelly0bean]

now i feel like im the slow friend...

[DarkRedEmo]

I obviously want to be Pikachu

[MehLoveNerds]

my friends like that -,- there fuckinqq slow ... guttah love them, XD and wanna slap them sometimes lmfaoo .

[XXANGELXXHOPEXX]

omg! ikr i hate it!

[kainsproductions]

........... I don't get it.

[kerplunk2010]

what's a RAM and DDR??

[renjiluvah]

i would wanna be a dolphin cuz dolphins have blowholes. I WAN A BLOWHOLE!!! its not fair :( and if u couldnt tell i am a bit slow......i understand corny jokes, and i think they r funny...EX. what do u call a nosy pepper??? hallupinyobusiness!!! garsh its so funneee i cant breathe.

[DJ021599]

I would be a dog so i could pee on things and dry hump girls legs and still be considered cute

[ruby1417]

I wanna be....A rock :3

[xXlschaosXx]

2:23 LMAO

[gdragonanddanny]

0:32 thats what she said

[thesoccergirl30]

i'm not stupid,i do have common sense, but yea sometimes i have idiot moments -_-

i'd be one of those fish on spongebob ^^

that or an evee :D

[JuLsProduction]

i want to be a..........LIGER!!!!

[SilverGlitterX]

I WANT TO BE PIKACHU....

[iluvplainwhitets7]

Penguin cuz oh idk u make it so complicated my bff Hannah is the slow one i chucked a pencil at her cuz she wouldnt just let the teacher go on so we could get out of that hell hole or classroom as some call it lol she is ok i didnt like kill her  cows say quack 

[TheDeathdefiant]

The third reason...

[AnoodBieber]

u read my mind.

[89karleta]

It wasn't redtube; it was youporn ^.^

[MyPiderman]

woa im studieing nukyalusses

[WolfsBain24]

Actually I was thinking Shimmy you're so Asian you just used computers and video games as a reference. XD

[pr3ttypr1nc3552]

a blonde brunette and red head have to go up 100 stairs to go to heaven. on each step someone tells them a joke if they laugh they go to hell. the red head went to hell on step 15. the brunette goes to hell on step 63. the blonde got to step 99. then she laughed. the man on step 99 said " hey i didnt get to tell my joke"

the blonde said " sorry i just got the first joke"

if you don't get this joke then your slow

[kUr0k0chan]

LMFAO xDD I have a friend who is exactly that slow person. We tell her a joke and she has to think about it xDD

[mesjr94]

slow people are commadore 64's

[quachingducks]

and then the friend comes back a month later, "I GET IT!"

[dxn95]

Lol this is so true abt SLOW friends!!XD....but they cant help it[poor guys] :P jk js jp jm

[ShytFerBraynes]

you think your videos suck and your selling shirts?

[TheNinathesinger]

I'm abit slow..but it's ok :P

[kaaksaa]

SO FUCKING TRUE Dx