New Years Eve movie review

[HYAH36O]

im 13 and last year i made a new years rev to get a six pack I GOT IT WOOOHOOO!!

[shipudden2]

I made a new years resolution a couple years ago it was to never make another one and it's the only one i've ever kept

[vietvipp]

"love actually" wanna be

[ElvenWarrior891]

I honestly didn't have a New Years Resolution, if I did it would have been to avoid seeing this movie.

[megaman8dvg]

1:07 tv tropes Locked in a Room 

[sammeswe98]

fuck the girl in the hot dres

[YOMAMAISAMANWHORE]

To watch less porn...

[NerysMacMorn]

A: you're not a douchebag character. Trust me, I used to be married to one. :)

B: My New Year's resolution is to get my book published sometime this year. I don't know if it'll happen, but here's keeping my fingers crossed.

[Nizzlewis]

This was a massive Hollywood revision of Love Actually.

Also, this was the way I spent the last day of the year. -,,- not fun.

Incidentally, this is THE most quickly outdated movie I have ever seen. Heck, if they'd had any tact, they would not have shown the specific year in which it was filmed. What a farce.

And I subscribed.

[Danyelle0423]

My New Year's resolution is to not watch this movie. :)

[mss442009]

@Danyelle0423 Or better yet, to burn every copy once it comes out on DVD! ;)

[mss442009]

I couldn't agree more, this movie sucked donkey ass. Hire an amazing cast, pay them a shitload of money to be in terrible parts, give them unbelievably corny and cliched dialogue, and next thing you know the movie does rather good at the box office because of the cast. Really Hollywood? You call this a movie? Garry Marshall should never work again. For those who haven't seen it, please don't waste your time. This is NOT entertainment, I'd have more fun pulling out my own teeth.

[alia724]

You are my favorite critic on youtube! :)

[footballking1122]

the end credits were HILARIOUS!!!!!! OMG. i laughed my ass off.

[quasimoto270]

my new years resolution was...stop making pointless new years resolution.

[shebert101]

i couldnt dissagree more i loved it.......but i have to admit i only saw it becuz i love ashton kutcher

[travis112096]

thumbs up if you saw it on december 31

[kateulele1]

I agree that there were wayyy too many people in this movie, and it got confusing, but I kinda liked this movie. It was corny in many parts, but there were some parts where I laughed out loud! The acting wasn't great (especially Katherine Heigl, Zac Efron, Jessica Biel, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Hilary Swank), but there were some moments that were funny, and touching. JUST MY OPINION

[estnobcar]

@kateulele1 The worst actor hands down was Jon Bon Jovi. I love his band, but as an actor, he sucks. My spine cracked every time he spoke.

[Mexicansupergirl1]

I will probably see it just because of Lea Michelle and her FINALLY making the big screen. She is my baby even I'm younger than her and I'm so proud she went from broadway to TV and finally the big screen. *Insert proud mama feelings here*

[DurhaMa1]

Im still going to see it because halle berry is in it!

[LauryKOS]

Have you seen or reviewed "New york I love you" is kinda of the same, haven't seen new year's eve though, but I liked the premise of little stories of "New york I love you"

[Uchiha307]

to get seriously 3.0 on gears 3

[BRm2008]

i would take a punch to the face before seeing this movie

[BRm2008]

no i hate that glee bitch. ugly cow

[BRm2008]

i wont be seeing this crap.

[spawn10317]

apparently my dad speaks in chick speech... he went to see this with my mom and he said exactly this "ehh... it could have been better".

[Ryanmiller70]

My resolution is to hit 200 subs and keep loving my gf.

[raider8sox]

i knew this movie was not going to be that good!

[mantticmax14]

i actually paused the video at the movie poster to read the actors' names

[Ozzzobee]

@mari222010 opinions. free will. He made a movie to say that he didn't like a movie, you wrote a comment to say you did like it. Not much difference from where I'm sitting.

[xCrazyxJayx]

@mari222010 You liked the movie and he didn't. How is he messing with people's minds?

[osirousfrost85]

No.... Jeremy. No! Lia Michele is not hot. At all. Whenever I see her face I want to vomit. Maybe if she got a nose-job, she would look less like a 40 year-old man.

[Fordlumb123]

@osirousfrost85 I agree

[Thezodiacdragon777]

Start getting my horseshit life in order

[Explod1ngNinja]

my new years resolutions is to stop making new years resolutions

[kgisthegreatest12]

hey jeremy, i haven't seen valentines day or new years eve because of your reviews but I'm curious: can you do a review of love actually because it's a movie i've seen and i actually really like it. And from what i've heard, it seems like valentine's day and new years eve are really similar.

[AlicetheShort]

Jeremy, have you seen Misfits? It's a British TV show, kind of a mixture between Skins and Heroes, and you can watch it on Hulu. I quite like it, and I'm wondering what you think of it.

[NoobFestSupermellor]

My new year resolution is to not watch shit movies

[aliceallgrown]

I think I get the jist of where you're coming from; I'm not going to say this movie was the best ever or anything. It needed to be tied together more and the acting could have been more dramatic. However... I will say I never once 'forgot' a storyline and had no trouble following any of them. I actually really tend to like movies with multiple characters/storylines.

[valt142]

1:51 matter

[dtanobo]

Ah New Years Resolutions... always to get a girlfriend, always forever alone.

[TheCDVigil]

Has anyone ever told you, that you resemble Cillian Murphy?

[MegaPalmer89]

"Valentine's Day": the movie and "New Year Eve: the movie"? I don't get those films at all and they both drag.

[SpencerRianBacon]

I saw it and my expectations were so low that the movie exceeded them, still not a good movie. But i will give the movie this the redeeming qualities were the Zac Efron story line and the Robert DeNiro story line those two were the best ones all the others i couldn't care less about.

[kyo2975]

Yeah, my girlfriend wants to see this flick soooooo bad. I'm like, meh, not really wanting to see it ever at all. I will certainly show her this review, Jer. As for the New Years Res, Try not to judge people too much, oh and I need to stick with working out and losing my 20 lbs. Because who hasn't said THAT to death, right. Anywho, yep. Going to go play more Batman: Arkham City. Love, peace, and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

[NoobFestSupermellor]

@kyo2975 Lol can you tell me what she thought of the movie if she saw it? Most women will probably say....... Fuck you! This movie is amazing! Better then Dark Knight Rises!!!!

Ohhhhhhhh............... that is when I become single again....

[TheTheGirlYouDontKno]

I went to see this movie for my friends birtnday and I was really disapointed of my friends tase in movies. I had the lowest expections coming into the movie but i quite enjoyed it (cause of my expectations) but at some parts I was like really hollywood? really? What I hated the most is how my friends were eating this shit up. We get so much shit in the theters that 14 year olds like me (unless tey're a movie fan) know what a good film is.

[sweetForgiveness]

I agree the credits are "the best part" of the movie,

[SuperShinkenger]

@sweetForgiveness I didn't know this "movie" had a "best part"

[sweetForgiveness]

New Years Eve is Valentine's Day 2 just with glitter and in less pink.

[brucelston]

my new years resolution is to get.. laid

[SlientChaos]

Question. How bad is a comedy film when the only parts you're laughing at are the bloopers in the end credits or in the special featutres on the DVD?

That's just sad on so many levels.

[chevypillow247]

TO SEE THE DARK KNIGHT RISES!!!!

[thornglitter]

I saw Rachel before she was Rachel on Broadway in Spring Awakening....hehehe

[albinomonkey27]

preorder mass effect 3 and buy witcher 2

[inggo818]

Lea Michelle's hot in this movie? Darn you Jeremy... Now you made me want to see this stupid movie! Grrr....

[theOYRISHCLOVER]

New Years Resolution: Stop being fat, and start being fit. Just like last year's resolution...and the one before that...

[ryley92]

@theOYRISHCLOVER good luck fatty, you probably already failed. your probably eating a donut right now...

[theOYRISHCLOVER]

@ryley92 Well still working on it, however till then wanna lick my man-boobs? It'll cost ya! :)

[ryley92]

@theOYRISHCLOVER lol, damn i sure can be mean :) sorry buddy. good luck with your goal

[MrLila36]

umm so are expendables 2 being put on the table...

[EricNos24]

my new years resolution is to masterbate a thousand times more than this year jeremy

[30seconds2slipknot]

my new years resolution is to watch mission impossible fo the batman prolouge

[AirPop15]

my new years resolution is to be in better shape

[mercurythesithkiller]

news resolution?? ask jeremy to review Love Actually. a PROPER ensemble cast RomCom

[loveofallthingsmusic]

valentine's day and new years eve are all trying to be like love actually but love actually worked and they dont

[beebeea1]

to get a pony yay!

[kristinaxfrost]

New Years Resolution: TO WATCH MORE OF YOUR AWESOME REVIEWS!!!

That's the only one I'm keeping ;)

[robotfreshpies]

Why does Hollywood keep glamorizing Sarah Jessica Parker? She's so fucking ugly!

[Baseshocks]

@robotfreshpies hollywood is odd that way. they do the same with Jennifer aniston... maybe they are good poster girls that do what they are told......

[KittenProcessor]

New Year's Resolution is to extend my relationship :) Im proposing this year after boot camp

[AWEandthenSOME42]

@KittenProcessor Good luck

[josh1050433]

@ JeremyJahns!!!!! do a review on the MIB 3 trailer ASAP!!!!!!!

[4getfulness16]

My new years resolution...to go to America! I've already booked the trip with my friends so I know that it's going to happen :). It was actually my this year resolution but things got complicated so we booked for next year. YAY!

[CarlitoPucl]

I think everyone is hating this movie, but it's actually done quite well. It's not shallow at all. I think the messages of re-birth, second chances and self-evaluation on an evening which many detest are examined pretty genuinely. Call me crazy.......... but I loved sitting there and just enjoying a movie I didn't have to think too hard about while watching, but then thought about a lot afterwards........Also.....LOV­ED the speech....... which I won't ruin if you haven't seen it yet.

[carsandsports123]

Review men in black please I'm dying to know what you think

[GutteralEviceration]

I totally agree with Jeremy that this movie is complete and utter dogshit.

[bibliophilic]

I'll just rewatch 200 Cigarettes and consider it a night well spent as opposed to whatever headache I'd get from this.

[TheClassicScenes]

Hey Jeremy, I have a question. You have a lot of subscribers and get a ton of views for each video you upload (and deservedly so, you're a very good review guy!). Does that qualify you for free showings? I'd be really interested to know if movie companies rate youtube channels as much as written publications. Also, if you do get free showings, do you remember the approximate amount of subscribers you had when you started getting them? Thanks!

[BelongerJ]

Piper's mom was the only good character.

[edna23]

at least it's better then Twilight

[JTKomedy]

I've got to see this with my girlfriend on sunday... Ugh.

[ryhi5]

Jeremy!!! Y U NO DO EEEEEEEW sound effect when u give dogshit award???

[mangaas]

The chick from Glee is hot?

[FlyingFocs]

@mangaas Well, I kind of think she's attractive in a "she has a unique look" kind of way. Granted, I used to want to punch her in the face solely for being on Glee, but that aside, she's kind of pretty. I suppose.

[jungsbodyguard]

@mangaas I've never seen glee but going purely from the picture in this video she looks smoking hot.

[RaheemdaplayaO4]

Ahh that's a shame, and I really liked V-Day more than Love Actually, guess I'll give this a miss.

[kosiji]

My new years resolution is to actually get my animation company out of my mind & into production.

[vivelevera]

I actually liked Valentine's Day - though it could have been done just as well with smaller names. However, I feel I could not like New Years Eve. It has nearly all the female actresses in Hollywood I dislike in one movie. Valentine's Day was copying Love Actually and did alright, but this looks like it is merely copying Valentine's Day and is awful.

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

My new years resolution is me celebrating the day i was released from jail....amidoingitright?

[1988batmanfan]

I wish New Years Eve would of ended with a Nord and a Redguard from Skyrim brutally killing all characters in the movie with dragon shouts while the Skyrim theme is played in background. After that you see that Big ass main dragon flying the towards screen and then cuts to the credits.Now thats a Epic ending!

[thejoachimk]

My goal this year is to learn Python, Java, and refresh my memory on Oracle SQL so I can take the certification exam.

[coolieo2222]

whats with "the arrow in the knee thing???

[WackyFunkMunster]

My new years resolution is to hold in my shit till December 21st then just blow it all out my ass and see what happens.

[toolbox558]

why did you review this and not Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy? come on man... i already new this sucked

[purpleshamrock17]

I can only hope they don't do a movie like this for every holiday...I'm imagining a "St.Patrick's Day" movie and it being just one giant bar hop and i don't want a reason to hate my birthday!

[MrCavazos68]

100% ON SKYRIM .-.

[RebelsInRugbyShirts]

New Years Eve was just trying to be Love Actually, but failing.

[rontopdog2008]

i can usually tell what a movie is going to be by your face in the screenshot. this had dog shit written all over it.

[Mufassa04]

"The Last Of Us" trailer just came out and its a Naughty Dog Production. You gonna review it?

[30seconds2slipknot]

not to watch shitey movies

[dinocro111]

I'm suprised that you havent reviewed "Pillars of the earth". One of your favourite actors plays in it.

[joe064770]

valentine's day & new year's eve are Love actually wannabes

[nostalgiatrip1]

Hey Jeremy do a video on the Rick Perry strong ad.

[austinthebookworm5]

It has 6% on Rotten Tomatoes :D

[khanhtuannguyen]

kiss m girlfriend on new year eve

[santanistic]

Omg I got a good idea for a movie, write a movie that involves alot of funny b list actors. give them a shitty script. make sure there are alot of bloopers then in the editing room throw out the correct scenes and make a movie totally of bloopers and call the movie bloopers

[101locachica]

@santanistic hey i'd watch that lol

[Serienfan]

I can only agree 100%!

[DynamicImpulse]

200 cigarettes all over again

[NikkiLeeSimmons]

2012 is the year I FINALLY stop drinking Mountain Dew!

[xLEVELUPx]

To beat Syrim...

[carlosdlguerra]

It´s going to be in 1080p...or higher

[SezSays]

This is probably an ideal movie to watch while high.

[tonystarkironman316]

New Year's Resolution: To have a new year's resolution.

[daabbot]

my new years resolution is to never watch another michael bay film. he helped ruin my childhood by pissing all over the transformers universe.

[Fubukio]

As one wise man in an orange Futuristic Battle Suit once said: The purpose of making a New Year's Resolution is to make yourself feel better about stuff you're never gonna do.

[Fubukio]

Thumbs Up if you saw the edited poster image of New Year's Eve on Memebase.

[Dragana995NDj]

Is there any movie you like? xD

[Perf0Cell]

I want 2 start posting videos on YouTube.

[SnakeTheDemon]

punch stephanie meyer in the face

[SteveVader101]

I want to do P90x again.

[MrXGLWalker]

now I hate him...

[MrXGLWalker]

I used to like Ashton Kutcher,then I took an arrow to the knee..........

[Haruchan2010]

@MrXGLWalker : Shut the fuck up. That joke needs to die.

[MrXGLWalker]

@Haruchan2010 You need to die, Im watching you. :)

[ButterflyRedrum]

@MrXGLWalker I agree. He belongs in That 70's Show, and that's it.

[1988batmanfan]

I Had watch this shitty movie while cousin fight dragons

[zerohero0520]

@MrXGLWalker overrated joke? Yes! Stupid? FUCK YES!

[darthesgoobis123]

@MrXGLWalker in IN THE KNEE NOT TO!!!!!

[TimmyTimmyS]

@MrXGLWalker I use to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then someone stole my sweet-roll

[natzilover]

not watching this movie

[joaniemaloney]

All I'm hoping for is to not have this movie be #1 this weekend. The sad part is that I don't know if that's too much to ask.

[BlazeTheMovieFan]

I have no interests in seeing that movie.

[LegendaryA37]

Back flip my Yamaha 426.

[CHRodz]

Tru dat. Yous a Douche

[nowisdasick]

smoke as much weed as possible

[frostclan19]

not eat McDonalds for a year

[sssakkk]

Jeremy..."eekonimics"?

[MultiLegoman1212]

I never heard anything about this movie then I saw a comercial and it looked bad and I guess it is.

[888tho]

What is worse "Valentine's Day" or "New Years Eve"? Also, can you do a trailer review on Steven Speilberg's "War Horse"!?

[pigwarrior19]

To make sure they never make another Twilgiht movie or spinoff whatever the hell they are gonna do after the last one or to get laid

[leeroynaggins]

I punch myself in the scrote just for laughs...

[twilightangel004]

To hunt down and eliminate Fred.

[undergrounhiph0p]

lmaooo "what do they do?" ehhhuhhh stuff hahaha

[AlloOoAmericanoOoFun]

Find a cork to put up my ass, so my dad can't fuck me every night

[Marksman230591]

Play Skyrim and still maintain my social life :P

[333icequake333]

@Marksman230591 hello chuck norris

[bobbyw223]

you poor guy u actualy watch it...

[MMKursch]

to find a way to prevent my exboyfriend from contacting me... you broke up with me douchebag, suck it up!

[DBZxDBGTxFan]

To bang OVER 9000! chicks

[danieldb631]

Wow. I didn't even know this review was up because of the new Youtube layout. That's two of your reviews in a row I didn't know existed because of that. Astounding.

[CinematicGalaxy]

My New Year's resolution is to get a life...lol. jk, I honestly haven't thought of one yet.

[alphacause]

Any movie that has Jessica Biel play a pregnant woman, when she has one of the hottest bodies in Hollywood, already gets a low rating in my book. It's a crime not to put her in a tight dress or have her wear a swimsuit/lingerie. Plus, whenever you have that many stars on one screen it will suck, because there is no script substantial enough for all that talent to share. Those are two good reasons not to see the film.

[ashlyntorres]

Valentines day really sucked, I was thinking about seeing this and hoping that it would be better... Thanks for the warning :) I'll just save my money. Your reviews are always spot on!

[TheHephaestus16]

to have a new years revolution for next year

[LilSkittlezzz]

All i needed was the facepalm thumbnail..

[Insomniac22100]

give up smoking then after about a week pick it back up i won't lie to myself

[crazygreen89]

Jeremy, please don't be offended or uncomfortable or harrassed when I say we should bang.

[Buechermaedchen]

Love you, Jeremy :D -33

[HANKU7009]

get paid then get laid

[MsBiscuitlovely]

U SUCK!! except from wen u said about Lea Michele being hot, shes amazing

[sajones2010]

One thing me and this guy can agree on is Lea Michele is really hot........ she's just really hot.

[TheTauKnight]

Lose my virginity.

[Orelion]

Gary Marshall's New Year's Resolution will be to stop making an americanized "Love Actually". Twice failed, it's enough.

[Rockysbeats]

mah new years revolution is to doo a poo in mah hands and throw it in the air :)

[EMOBOY613]

Glee is shit

[427884]

i am going to stop smoking weed no i am not i would probably kill someone if i did so no i am not going to stop smoking weed

[chibears26]

and the little thats left is hiding behind endless amounts thumbnails that are barely even visible