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  • yo mama so stupid she walks like almost not walking after seeing the 'go slow' sign

  • jo mama jo mamma is so fat she went to the peer and the dolphins sang we are family ... even tho ur fatter than me

  • Yo mama so fat she went to the park and went strait down to hell for walking

  • yo mama is so fat, she took up all of the world

  • Yo momma is so stupid,the when she sees a corndog, she starts saying woof

  • YO mama so stupid she screamed .......... WHEN SHE SAW A MIRROR.........because she thought there was a theif in the house

  • yo mama so fat she farted.........AND KILLED THE DINOSUARS

  • Yo mama so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and yo family tried to put it out with a fork

  • Wow I suck at this

  • Yo mama so ugly that when she tried out for beauty she made it for beast

  • yo momma so fat she choclate all day everyday!

  • Yo momma so old she knows Cleopatra

  • yo mama so stupid she said i love you and slaped her husband

    d

  • press 8 to hear fart noises!

  • i will have nightmares tonight

  • Yo mama so stupid when she saw a movie was rated PG-17, she got 16 more friends.

  • Yo mama so fat when she wore a red dress people kept saying "hey kool aid guy!"

  • yomama so stupid she was toch down ment touchdown

  • YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY THE BOOGY MAN LOOKS UNDER HIS BED AT NIGHT FOR HER

  • Yo momma is so fat, she tripped over Target, tumbled over Walmart, and landed on Mcdonalds.

  • your mama is so fat when she wares high heels she struck oil

  • your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued

  • yo mama so ugly wen she went in the haunted house the haunted house ran away

  • you mama is so fat, i had to ask for directions while running round her.

  • yo mama so fat when she jumped she got stuck.

  • yo mama so ugly the wolves mourn (howl) her death

  • Yo Mama so ugly she scared the crap outta the toilet

  • XD

    

  • YO MAMA IS SO STUPID, WHEN A ZOMBIE GOT LOCKED IN HER HOUSE THE ZOMBIE STARVED TO DEATH!

  • Yo mama is so stupid, she waits for stop sign to turn green!

  • @brickarmsbattles Alredy been done

  • @TheDrkgodzlush No it hasn't!

  • @brickarmsbattles Its yo mama so stupid it she waits for the stop sign to say Go

  • @TheDrkgodzlush Oh...

  • yo mama is so ugly, she is used as a insecticide

  • Yo manmma so stupid she climbed mountain dew

  • its joe fuckin swanson

  • Yo mama so stipid when she went to a beatles concert she brought a fly swatter

    :D

  • yo mama is so fat when she sat on a pig it turned into a stack of sausage

  • yo mama so fat she eats cheese!

  • mc donald calls your home and says

    "we have 2 problems, 1. Your mom is stuck on in the slide, and 2. she whants to slide again.

  • yo mam so ugly even lady gaga felt pretty

  • What does yo mama do after she sucks cock? Spits out the feathers.

  • im never...going to sleep again

    

  • Overused joke pshhh

  • yo mama's so fat she stepped on a scale and got her phone number

  • Sounds like Joe Swanson

  • yo mama so ugly when she went to the halloween festivel she scared 5 kids for life

  • your mommas so fat they xrayed her stomach and found the hundred arce wood

  • She is so ugly I will really get nightmares.

  • yo moma is so stupid she tried to climb a glass wall just to see whats on the other side

  • Yo mama so ugly she brings dead people back alive and kills them again!!!!!

  • yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can i said what are you doing she said moving

  • Yo mama so stupid and ugly, she won first place at the stupid and ugly competition!

  • Yo momma so fat, I actually thanked her for blocking the view of my computer screen with her fat flabs after trying to watch this fucking retarded video a second time.

  • yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it sad "to be continued"!!

  • yo momas so fat when she went to the black gate of mordor she couldent get in!!!!!

  • yo mama so ugly, when she went into the hair salon they said um ma'am take that rat somwhere

  • Yo Mamma is so Nasty, she put salt water down her pants to keep her CRABS fresh. >.>

    My QUADS~!?!?

  • yo mama's so old she sat next to jesus in grade 3

  • yo mama is so UGLY! smigol dont wants his preser cuz its around yomamas finger

  • yo mamma is soo ugly when i saw her i couldnt sleep at night x(

  • yo mama is so fat that when she rode a elevator it broke and they couldnt get her out

  • yo mama is so fat that she is the haunted house

  • at least she makes more money then yo mama.

  • YO MAMA SO UGLY THE MIRROR SLAP HER

  • press 4

  • Good one.

  • Yo mama SO UGLY this is why osama binladen was hiding.

  • Yo mama so old she sat next to jesus in kindergarden

  • Yo mama so stupid she shoved a twinkie up her ass and called herself sweet

  • yo mamas so fat, that when she went skydiving and she jumped out of the plane, she had no time to pull out her parachute!

  • @MissZp93 when u r old enugh u will no that it's a stupid joke

  • yo mama so stupid she locked herself in a restaurant and starved to death

  • dat is a really good one i cracked my head off!!!!!!!!!!!!

    From MissZp93!

  • yo mama so ugly that a zombie came to my house and all i had to do is show it her face!

  • yo mama so ugly the saw puppet hired her to be part of his torture

  • Yo mama so fat, her diving lessons cause tsunami waves!

  • Hey yo mama, there is no annotion for another ugly joke at the end. plzzz ad it

    Thumbs up if you want them to fix it.

  • yo mama gets fingered more than Vaseline

  • yo mama so poor her car was made in 1829

  • yo ma,a so ugly she scares michal myers

  • Wait... CRYPT KEEPER? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

  • fuuuck i posted a comment on one of the other vids not realizing you already made a video of that joke

  • press 4 to hear the laugh

  • xDDD luv ur vid mate!!! --- Sent From YoMAMA's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • your mama is like a hardware store 5cents a screw.

  • YO MAMA SO POOR , SHE GOES TO KFC TO LICK OTHER PEOPLES FINGERS

  • 0:27 Oh… my … GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yo momas so fat, the only thing stoping her from weight watchers, is a DOOR!

  • the screams make me wanna poop myself

  • i love these 

  • yo mama's so fat that when i walked around i got lost

  • your momma was so fat she mad santa look skinny

  • That's what she said

  • 0:24 pedo

    

  • yo mama is so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched the sofa

  • Yo mama so old when mozes crossed the red river he saw yo mama fishing on the other side

  • Yo mama so tall that when she did a cartwheel, she kick jesus

  • yo mama so stupid she thought Austin Powers had superpowers!

  • Aren't those the blind kids from before?

  • Yo mama is so ugly, she lives in a Haunted House! And the ghosts are scared of her!!

  • youtube.com/watch?v=ZVbyP8kfnM­k

  • yo mama so fat that she looks like the robot off of robots

  • yo mama's soooo poor the only doctor she can afford is dr.pepper...more like doctor pecker lol I betta get picked lol if he picked this it would be funny when people read this hahaha jk i dunno

  • Hahahahahahahahhahahahaa she is who all I need for a A haunted house

  • yo mama is so fat that when she walks she make that truck's sound when it is reverse

  • yo momma so fat when she went to the cinema she sat next to everybody

  • @shawn9950 that's what my friend said!

  • Yo mama so ugly that she's a form of execution.

  • im scared...

  • yo mama so ugly! at christmas a little kid told her it wasnt halloween! boom!

  • fuck

  • Yo mama is so stupid. She tried to make ice cubes but could't because she lost the recipe.

  • -to brody

    pliz make more videos like this.

    you scared the shit out of me :D

  • im going to have nightmares now

  • thats so funny lol

  • yo mama so dumb she thumbed up this comment

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  • your mamas so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed thumbs up if you like

  • yo mama so stupid, She doesnt know how to sit down.

  • lol

  • Yomama so fat whenever a school bus comes she says STOP THAT TWINKE!!!

  • Those look like the two kids from Sonic: Night of the werehog thumbs up if you agree :)

  • Yo msma so broke her pants told her to move out

  • yo mamas so poor when i saw her kicking a can and asked her what you doin she said im moving

  • press 1 for "YO MAMA!"

    press 2 for "when she went into a haunted house"

    press 3 for ghost leaving

    press 4 for "evil laugh"

    press 5 for "What is THAT thing?"

  • YO MAMA SO FAT she replaced coach from LEFT 4 DEAD2!!!!!!!!

  • @nuttinbutlazy Hey! Coach is not fat! hes just big boned.

  • thumbs up if you new the joke before you even watched the video

  • 0:28 hahaaaahahahhaa

  • shit i got scared in the beginning 

  • @mcruz824 Thats the maze game scream if you didnt notice. Tell one of your friends to play the maze game

  • Yo mama is SO ugly they used her face in the Sadam Hussein death pictures.

  • yo mama so scary she makes bloody mary bleeding

  • yo mama so fat when she goes to kfc she orders the bucket on the roof

  • yo mama so stupid she watches the news to study for HISTRORY CLASS

  • i am a job aplication, and i am offended

  • Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason dinosaurs went extinct.

  • Yo mama so ugly, Bob the Builder said " I can't fix that! "

  • Yo mama so fat ghosts possessed her and said the house was too big.

  • Yo mama is so hairy she makes Chewbacca look like lex luthor!

  • yo mama so ugly, Medusa turned to stone

  • I really got scared

  • My persian cat got scared at the ugly face loololool

  • Yo mama so fat she sat on Lil John and he GOT LOW!

  • 0:03 The scream scared my cat

  • Your mom is so fat, she makes Rick Ross look as slim as Jillian Micheals

  • yo mama so fat, when she bought a black jacket with the letter H on it, helicopters tried to land on her

  • Hey Brody Yo momma is so dumb she thought Ayatollah Khomeini was an Arabian toll booth.

  • Yo mama so fat that Santa clause said do u wanna take my job

  • yo mama so fat when she cuts herself she just grows another FAT LIMB

  • @jcoaster11 Ehhh why did you laff if you didn't get it?lawl

  • 0:03 scared the SHIT out of me

  • who was that at 0:24? he seems so familiar.......

  • @kyubikyu Cryptkeeper, duhhhh! 

  • yo mama so stupid that she pee on her our mouth !

  • @cajiyuan I don't get it...

  • @iceman78772 Me neither. I laffed

  • yo mama so sexy that all the man in the world like her !

  • Yo mama so fat the space in my space becomes filled

  • yo mama is so ugly she made some crap enough bricks to build a SKYSCRAPER !!!!

  • i'd still do her

  • yo mama so fat when a school bus came by, she went, "HEY, STOP THAT TWINKY!"