Yo momma so fat, I actually thanked her for blocking the view of my computer screen with her fat flabs after trying to watch this fucking retarded video a second time.
yo mama's soooo poor the only doctor she can afford is dr.pepper...more like doctor pecker lol I betta get picked lol if he picked this it would be funny when people read this hahaha jk i dunno
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yo mama so stupid she walks like almost not walking after seeing the 'go slow' sign
Advaitchatterji 1 week ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
jo mama jo mamma is so fat she went to the peer and the dolphins sang we are family ... even tho ur fatter than me
joejan24 3 weeks ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
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Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal free samples!
RIZZFTW 3 weeks ago
Yo mama so fat she went to the park and went strait down to hell for walking
sherlika 1 month ago
yo mama is so fat, she took up all of the world
deadgunnerLG 1 month ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
Yo momma is so stupid,the when she sees a corndog, she starts saying woof
Alexfiji123 1 month ago
YO mama so stupid she screamed .......... WHEN SHE SAW A MIRROR.........because she thought there was a theif in the house
IHeartPink4evaaa 1 month ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
yo mama so fat she farted.........AND KILLED THE DINOSUARS
IHeartPink4evaaa 1 month ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and yo family tried to put it out with a fork
h3873 1 month ago
Wow I suck at this
ninjastaruser 1 month ago
Yo mama so ugly that when she tried out for beauty she made it for beast
ninjastaruser 1 month ago
yo momma so fat she choclate all day everyday!
payneterran3 1 month ago
Yo momma so old she knows Cleopatra
payneterran3 1 month ago
yo mama so stupid she said i love you and slaped her husband
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DgKxImDiRtY1 1 month ago in playlist More videos from yomama
press 8 to hear fart noises!
Kalveronic 1 month ago
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Yo mama is so ugly... THAT PEOPLE GO OUT AS HER FOR HALLOWEEN!
spiderlost9 1 month ago in playlist More videos from yomama
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Yo mama so small that when she goes camping she sleeps in a c0nd0m
5SmashFever 2 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
i will have nightmares tonight
MasterX14y 2 months ago
Yo mama so stupid when she saw a movie was rated PG-17, she got 16 more friends.
Brenhydra 2 months ago
Yo mama so fat when she wore a red dress people kept saying "hey kool aid guy!"
Brenhydra 2 months ago
yomama so stupid she was toch down ment touchdown
Rarehaloboy123 2 months ago
YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY THE BOOGY MAN LOOKS UNDER HIS BED AT NIGHT FOR HER
yunm21 2 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
Yo momma is so fat, she tripped over Target, tumbled over Walmart, and landed on Mcdonalds.
conkersbadfurdaywar 2 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
your mama is so fat when she wares high heels she struck oil
rob21121998able98 2 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
rob21121998able98 2 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
yo mama so ugly wen she went in the haunted house the haunted house ran away
mayajojoj 2 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
you mama is so fat, i had to ask for directions while running round her.
TheBADboyShow 2 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
yo mama so fat when she jumped she got stuck.
TheBADboyShow 2 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
yo mama so ugly the wolves mourn (howl) her death
alanshadow13 2 months ago
Yo Mama so ugly she scared the crap outta the toilet
cdog990609 2 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
XD
gameboy8810 2 months ago
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID, WHEN A ZOMBIE GOT LOCKED IN HER HOUSE THE ZOMBIE STARVED TO DEATH!
ToyMaster770 2 months ago
Yo mama is so stupid, she waits for stop sign to turn green!
brickarmsbattles 2 months ago 23
@brickarmsbattles Alredy been done
TheDrkgodzlush 1 month ago
@TheDrkgodzlush No it hasn't!
brickarmsbattles 1 month ago
@brickarmsbattles Its yo mama so stupid it she waits for the stop sign to say Go
TheDrkgodzlush 1 month ago
@TheDrkgodzlush Oh...
brickarmsbattles 1 month ago
yo mama is so ugly, she is used as a insecticide
MSteniente77 2 months ago
Yo manmma so stupid she climbed mountain dew
ViceCaptainKaien 2 months ago
its joe fuckin swanson
slipmad 2 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
Yo mama so stipid when she went to a beatles concert she brought a fly swatter
:D
2bestudios 2 months ago
yo mama is so fat when she sat on a pig it turned into a stack of sausage
SmoptsNews 2 months ago
yo mama so fat she eats cheese!
saimiscool 2 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
mc donald calls your home and says
"we have 2 problems, 1. Your mom is stuck on in the slide, and 2. she whants to slide again.
suparki12 2 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
yo mam so ugly even lady gaga felt pretty
FrostBite2002 2 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
What does yo mama do after she sucks cock? Spits out the feathers.
Thunderbird457 2 months ago
im never...going to sleep again
RandomTalkingKid 2 months ago
Overused joke pshhh
CrimsonXdef 2 months ago
yo mama's so fat she stepped on a scale and got her phone number
LaffinPumpkin 2 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES 54
Sounds like Joe Swanson
TheOnlyJenk 2 months ago
yo mama so ugly when she went to the halloween festivel she scared 5 kids for life
PredatorProject 2 months ago in playlist Yo Mama
your mommas so fat they xrayed her stomach and found the hundred arce wood
toaofdestiny 2 months ago
She is so ugly I will really get nightmares.
Skullcap37 2 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
yo moma is so stupid she tried to climb a glass wall just to see whats on the other side
bulli1234561 2 months ago
Yo mama so ugly she brings dead people back alive and kills them again!!!!!
CodyMetal 2 months ago
yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can i said what are you doing she said moving
BigMikeandlilTuck 2 months ago
Yo mama so stupid and ugly, she won first place at the stupid and ugly competition!
TheCopper1234 2 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
Yo momma so fat, I actually thanked her for blocking the view of my computer screen with her fat flabs after trying to watch this fucking retarded video a second time.
Drbolla345 2 months ago
yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it sad "to be continued"!!
19aliceinwonderland 2 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
yo momas so fat when she went to the black gate of mordor she couldent get in!!!!!
DragonWorldProducts 2 months ago
yo mama so ugly, when she went into the hair salon they said um ma'am take that rat somwhere
MrsFever4Bieber1 2 months ago
Yo Mamma is so Nasty, she put salt water down her pants to keep her CRABS fresh. >.>
My QUADS~!?!?
GamerProductz 2 months ago
yo mama's so old she sat next to jesus in grade 3
ccyl36 2 months ago
yo mama is so UGLY! smigol dont wants his preser cuz its around yomamas finger
MultiWasd1 3 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
yo mamma is soo ugly when i saw her i couldnt sleep at night x(
pattyland34 3 months ago
yo mama is so fat that when she rode a elevator it broke and they couldnt get her out
DaKingzLyricz22 3 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
yo mama is so fat that she is the haunted house
davidjones432 3 months ago
at least she makes more money then yo mama.
kirapinky2000 3 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
YO MAMA SO UGLY THE MIRROR SLAP HER
MrGateKing 3 months ago
press 4
robloxperson100 3 months ago
Good one.
perdedoronline 3 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
Yo mama SO UGLY this is why osama binladen was hiding.
adib6000 3 months ago
Yo mama so old she sat next to jesus in kindergarden
ugotpwned999 3 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
Yo mama so stupid she shoved a twinkie up her ass and called herself sweet
45MrWazzup 3 months ago
yo mamas so fat, that when she went skydiving and she jumped out of the plane, she had no time to pull out her parachute!
MissZp93 3 months ago
@MissZp93 when u r old enugh u will no that it's a stupid joke
023godofwar 3 months ago
yo mama so stupid she locked herself in a restaurant and starved to death
turdburd9 3 months ago
dat is a really good one i cracked my head off!!!!!!!!!!!!
From MissZp93!
MissZp93 3 months ago
yo mama so ugly that a zombie came to my house and all i had to do is show it her face!
dillman1999 3 months ago
yo mama so ugly the saw puppet hired her to be part of his torture
Zombiekiller1944 3 months ago
Yo mama so fat, her diving lessons cause tsunami waves!
TGproGamingTime 3 months ago
Hey yo mama, there is no annotion for another ugly joke at the end. plzzz ad it
Thumbs up if you want them to fix it.
initialsareAK47 3 months ago
yo mama gets fingered more than Vaseline
TheMosenator2 3 months ago
yo mama so poor her car was made in 1829
VideoGameLimitz 3 months ago
yo ma,a so ugly she scares michal myers
AFO6919 3 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
Wait... CRYPT KEEPER? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
rockar203 3 months ago
fuuuck i posted a comment on one of the other vids not realizing you already made a video of that joke
Kevn3000 3 months ago
press 4 to hear the laugh
alfredorios1000 3 months ago
xDDD luv ur vid mate!!! --- Sent From YoMAMA's AppRats (Facebook App)!
jganster3000 3 months ago
your mama is like a hardware store 5cents a screw.
masamune189 3 months ago
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yo mama so fat she uses her fridge as a lunch box
NJtornado 3 months ago
YO MAMA SO POOR , SHE GOES TO KFC TO LICK OTHER PEOPLES FINGERS
koosa619 3 months ago
0:27 Oh… my … GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AnythingButAverage13 3 months ago
Yo momas so fat, the only thing stoping her from weight watchers, is a DOOR!
LegitSpartaN118 3 months ago 47
the screams make me wanna poop myself
jakee109 3 months ago
i love these
thexhorrorloverx33 3 months ago
yo mama's so fat that when i walked around i got lost
gottogo291871 3 months ago
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FatAmericansAreObese 3 months ago
your momma was so fat she mad santa look skinny
GotFrosting 3 months ago
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Yo mama's so stupid she robbed a gun store
cocothedoggy 3 months ago
That's what she said
codmaster11xbox 3 months ago
0:24 pedo
copyrights1000 3 months ago
yo mama is so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched the sofa
dennis200079 3 months ago
Yo mama so old when mozes crossed the red river he saw yo mama fishing on the other side
IMDaK1NG0FHaT3 3 months ago
Yo mama so tall that when she did a cartwheel, she kick jesus
Kon2336 3 months ago
yo mama so stupid she thought Austin Powers had superpowers!
DungeonDudes998 3 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
Aren't those the blind kids from before?
blablook 3 months ago
Yo mama is so ugly, she lives in a Haunted House! And the ghosts are scared of her!!
blablook 3 months ago
youtube.com/watch?v=ZVbyP8kfnMk
SynchroSap 3 months ago
yo mama so fat that she looks like the robot off of robots
cody2bcool 3 months ago
yo mama's soooo poor the only doctor she can afford is dr.pepper...more like doctor pecker lol I betta get picked lol if he picked this it would be funny when people read this hahaha jk i dunno
DevilLynnMH 3 months ago
Hahahahahahahahhahahahaa she is who all I need for a A haunted house
Manlife111 3 months ago
yo mama is so fat that when she walks she make that truck's sound when it is reverse
dambrake2010 3 months ago
yo momma so fat when she went to the cinema she sat next to everybody
shawn9950 3 months ago 35
@shawn9950 that's what my friend said!
nikapuchoy 3 months ago
Yo mama so ugly that she's a form of execution.
Nuinwing 3 months ago
im scared...
EpicGamerMetal 3 months ago
yo mama so ugly! at christmas a little kid told her it wasnt halloween! boom!
Mw3Vidder 3 months ago
fuck
Thecrazygamerful 3 months ago
Yo mama is so stupid. She tried to make ice cubes but could't because she lost the recipe.
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JJPSuperDragon 3 months ago
-to brody
pliz make more videos like this.
you scared the shit out of me :D
realsuperbat 3 months ago
im going to have nightmares now
mw2kickedass 3 months ago
thats so funny lol
princessaaliyah2006 3 months ago
yo mama so dumb she thumbed up this comment
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yo mamas so ugly when she went into a hanted house she scared all the ghost away
AFO6919 3 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
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AFO6919 3 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
your mamas so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed thumbs up if you like
TheMonstermash21 3 months ago
yo mama so stupid, She doesnt know how to sit down.
MyCrash97 3 months ago
lol
shelno100 3 months ago
Yomama so fat whenever a school bus comes she says STOP THAT TWINKE!!!
misterymarcos1 3 months ago
Those look like the two kids from Sonic: Night of the werehog thumbs up if you agree :)
MrNateGate 3 months ago
Yo msma so broke her pants told her to move out
iculookin65 3 months ago
yo mamas so poor when i saw her kicking a can and asked her what you doin she said im moving
sethphillips100 3 months ago
press 1 for "YO MAMA!"
press 2 for "when she went into a haunted house"
press 3 for ghost leaving
press 4 for "evil laugh"
press 5 for "What is THAT thing?"
stefanfr13 3 months ago
YO MAMA SO FAT she replaced coach from LEFT 4 DEAD2!!!!!!!!
nuttinbutlazy 3 months ago
@nuttinbutlazy Hey! Coach is not fat! hes just big boned.
stefanfr13 3 months ago
thumbs up if you new the joke before you even watched the video
marzjaz038 3 months ago
0:28 hahaaaahahahhaa
MrGA93 3 months ago
shit i got scared in the beginning
mcruz824 3 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama 163
@mcruz824 Thats the maze game scream if you didnt notice. Tell one of your friends to play the maze game
ZPMan10197 3 months ago
Yo mama is SO ugly they used her face in the Sadam Hussein death pictures.
6reatJ0ke 3 months ago
yo mama so scary she makes bloody mary bleeding
FetchinimA 3 months ago
yo mama so fat when she goes to kfc she orders the bucket on the roof
SwaggerBoy75 3 months ago 141
yo mama so stupid she watches the news to study for HISTRORY CLASS
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JJPSuperDragon 3 months ago
i am a job aplication, and i am offended
lastdudestandting 3 months ago
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason dinosaurs went extinct.
BionicWarrior12 3 months ago
Yo mama so ugly, Bob the Builder said " I can't fix that! "
cubixify 3 months ago
Yo mama so fat ghosts possessed her and said the house was too big.
BurntAce 3 months ago
Yo mama is so hairy she makes Chewbacca look like lex luthor!
lifeizthebox 3 months ago
yo mama so ugly, Medusa turned to stone
supervenu7 3 months ago
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yo mama is so stupid that they stumble over wireless internet
GamingStrategyMe 3 months ago in playlist UGLY JOKES
I really got scared
TheMADAYONG 3 months ago
My persian cat got scared at the ugly face loololool
edryian 3 months ago
Yo mama so fat she sat on Lil John and he GOT LOW!
wario44444 3 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEO YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
6handen 4 months ago
0:03 The scream scared my cat
teamotsuki 4 months ago
Your mom is so fat, she makes Rick Ross look as slim as Jillian Micheals
Onyeani101 4 months ago
yo mama so fat, when she bought a black jacket with the letter H on it, helicopters tried to land on her
theawsomeguys1998 4 months ago
Hey Brody Yo momma is so dumb she thought Ayatollah Khomeini was an Arabian toll booth.
MrShootinputin 4 months ago
Yo mama so fat that Santa clause said do u wanna take my job
Pokefan000000 4 months ago
yo mama so fat when she cuts herself she just grows another FAT LIMB
mackers0071 4 months ago
@jcoaster11 Ehhh why did you laff if you didn't get it?lawl
iceman78772 4 months ago
0:03 scared the SHIT out of me
rajakren23 4 months ago
who was that at 0:24? he seems so familiar.......
kyubikyu 4 months ago
@kyubikyu Cryptkeeper, duhhhh!
MegaIkedog 4 months ago
yo mama so stupid that she pee on her our mouth !
cajiyuan 4 months ago
@cajiyuan I don't get it...
iceman78772 4 months ago
@iceman78772 Me neither. I laffed
jcoaster11 4 months ago
yo mama so sexy that all the man in the world like her !
cajiyuan 4 months ago
Yo mama so fat the space in my space becomes filled
ripo789 4 months ago
yo mama is so ugly she made some crap enough bricks to build a SKYSCRAPER !!!!
kevinjrroyal 4 months ago
i'd still do her
codenameJmmm 4 months ago
yo mama so fat when a school bus came by, she went, "HEY, STOP THAT TWINKY!"
omgwtfbbqlmaorofl 4 months ago