Something similar has happened to me. I tried to commit suicide by jumping of a building. Thirty feet from the edge of the roof, I started running to my end.
Then I tripped over an empty heineken bottle and smacked my face right on the edge. While it didn't save my teeth, It sure as hell saved my life.
No teeth, but at least I can still drink Heineken.
no dickhead, its saying when all hope is lost and that dudes ready to die...he looks at the beer and sees theres too much to lose...so hes just like fuck it.....JEESSSUS get with the fukn program
The surest way to increase suicide rates would be to start banning humour. If we couldn't laugh about the hardships in life I don't think we'd have a reason to go on at all =/
In 1707, a young girl was out strolling at night when she was pushed down a well. She fell to her death, landing on a metal rod, impaling her through the head. She stayed in that well for over 200 years, when in 1924 they destroyed it and her bones were recovered. Now that you have read this, you must repost this on atleast 5 video's before an hour is up, or she will find you when you are asleep, and impale you through the head with the same rod.
But the thing is there are so much better beers then Heiniken, even people from the Netherlands are that big fan. Heiniken is more popular in other countries then the netherlands itself. Belgian beers are great beers. I'll give you some name, just as an example. Corsendonk, Leffe, Stella, Jupiler, Duvel, WestVleteren,.... I was not trying to offend you, If I could drink i beer with you, I would, and we could taste the difference, ANd settle our differences :)
Sodemieter toch op met je trieste, obscure biermerkjes. Wat kan mij het nou schelen wat een belg van de smaak vindt, het gaat om het sterke staaltje exploitatie kunst. Heineken is ver uit het grootste biermerk ter wereld. Maar ja belgen, zoals bij alles wat ze doen of produceren, houden er nu eenmaal van om in de marge aan te modderen. Medelijwekkende armoedzaaiers die belgen, die alleen maar met verwondering en afgunst naar het vele malen mondiale succesvollere Nederland kunnen kijken
Het was niet mijn intentie om je kwaad te maken. Ik kijk inderdaad op naar het mondiale Nederland dat ver voor ons de wereld al rond reisde. Alleen spijtig dat we blijkbaar (en daarmee bedoel ik ons) niet snel overeen zullen komen. Net zoals jij gaf ik mijn mening, en ik citeer je even "Wat kan mij het nou schelen wat een belg van de smaak vindt" Het gaat'm toch niet over of het jou iets kan schelen ? Het spijt me dat belgen je blijkbaar zo enorm storen.
Where is this commercial from?
JohndeWitUtrecht 1 month ago
the let a stranger take you home shouldin't b flagged
ieshaparsons 3 months ago
song pls?
Acky0078 5 months ago
@Acky0078 You can't be serious!!! IT is 'imagine' by John Lennon. OMG what kind music are you listening?
junonfraserst 2 months ago
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Something similar has happened to me. I tried to commit suicide by jumping of a building. Thirty feet from the edge of the roof, I started running to my end.
Then I tripped over an empty heineken bottle and smacked my face right on the edge. While it didn't save my teeth, It sure as hell saved my life.
No teeth, but at least I can still drink Heineken.
uregobland 6 months ago
"aaaaah .... fok it" love it LOL :D
Welo78 9 months ago 5
SUPER!
ancamaria100 10 months ago
lol this is a bit extreme
Dodgeoffroadfreak 11 months ago
lol hahaha this commercial just screams for being banned
geppegep 1 year ago
@billboardx25 probably he has polish roots :D
kasiulek29 1 year ago 2
@kasiulek29 polaks all the way!
Hahrlequin 1 year ago
nedenstation I agree :)))
hetttoo 1 year ago
how the fuck did he open it?!?!
billboardx25 1 year ago
@billboardx25 it was the most simpliest way to do it..
nedenstation 1 year ago
Fuck Heineken! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
greenphantom 1 year ago
@greenphantom hipster!
bobertthebadger 1 year ago
John Lennon - Imagine saved this video
TheKirillLee 1 year ago 3
ohhh... fock it XD
kriss667 1 year ago
Hertog Jan tastes way better
jpeswens 1 year ago
I know because I live in the Netherlands
coolkid14004 1 year ago
did you know heiniken in the Netherlands was created and first brewed
ik kan het weten want ik woon in nederland ;P
coolkid14004 1 year ago
fuck heineken, it sucks!
Stella! Stella and .. guess what?
STELLA!
Maarteuh96 1 year ago
lol wut? O_o
poisonousmutation 1 year ago
FUCK IT!!!
sanjaburyak 1 year ago 4
Great
karolisu 1 year ago
Yeah ... foock it !
TibyBC 1 year ago 2
daaaaaaaaaaaamn, good! hein 4ever
01jazzmatazz 2 years ago
ehhh foock it! :D excelent!
PaoloAndretti 2 years ago
zo zie je, heineken is er altijd voor je :)
Quintyboy 2 years ago 2
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Quintyboy 2 years ago
haha... heineken saves lives
jd1591 2 years ago 36
great :P even though heineken did not make it ^_^
DocM20 2 years ago
@DocM20 didn't they?
radcliffeishot123 1 year ago
Geweldig !!! ..... Fuck it "
MsSinterklaasje 2 years ago
fuck it! jajajajajajajaja LOL
jorgelchacon 2 years ago
Kocham te piwo, zawsze po pracy otwieram jedno do obiadu i odrazy świat jest piękniejszy !
Heineken ponad wszystko !
pawel2611 2 years ago 2
john lenon-imagine
spalenej 2 years ago
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what is the name of the song??
Durino125 2 years ago
imagine - john lennon
yrusable 2 years ago
zajebista reklama !
pawel2611 2 years ago
Agh. Fuck it!
suckithardnfast 2 years ago
hahah lov it!
RavenZMD 2 years ago
hahaha, zo hoort het,
ikwileenbiertje 2 years ago
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This has to be one of the most degrading commericals I have ever seen. Suicide is not a laughing matter.
monique1369 2 years ago
Everything is a laughing matter.
Bwww 2 years ago 5
fokkit! thank you heineken, you saved life.lol
thanatonaute24 2 years ago 2
i love this commercial, i think they should've kept it on the air.
HockeyFanNick 2 years ago
Got some skill to open that beer :QQQ
BenjiFTW16 2 years ago
fokk it xD
arnarXx 2 years ago 3
Hahaha 5 sterren
Ulliee 2 years ago
fokit!
agyarember 2 years ago 3
the song xDD
skaselemere 2 years ago
naww
falk eat!
W0WxxPR0DUCTi0NS 2 years ago
yeah ! :D fuck it !
and drink another beer <3
xXArenChanXx 2 years ago 4
Don't Suicide.
Get a Alkoholist!
:D
SOiser 2 years ago
lol
Helghast470 2 years ago
lol
Vemixlucera 2 years ago
fuck it
Paturri 2 years ago 2
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what do they mean? That heineken is the best way to commit suicide?
YoeriYoeri 2 years ago
nope that heineken tastes so good you dont want to miss it and dont wanna die...
mwahisgoed 2 years ago 24
rolflol, great ending :D
hardshoequeen 2 years ago 4
That was so funny
juggernautlau 2 years ago
lol :P:P
ssankoo 2 years ago
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oolukoo 2 years ago
Fuck it ! lol
stonegod84 2 years ago
Nice! :D *****
superiorsantateresa 2 years ago
XD!!
guitarisforever1234 2 years ago
Hahaha
ockito 2 years ago
HAHAHA
therollade 2 years ago
all day this song been in my head cus i saw this add once
oceChick 2 years ago
great!
dogshit71 2 years ago
omg.. wat een reclame's hebben we hier van heineken eh :P
ppyla 2 years ago
cerveja quente ainda é melhor que morrer. ^ ^
guidascandongas 2 years ago
He was not irish he is dutch.
mckipburger 2 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAH MOOI
maartenh2 2 years ago
In stead of killing himself by hanging he becomes an alcoholic and dies of liver disease
lullobiertje 2 years ago
YAYY!!!
shutout309 2 years ago
So you wanna die commit suicide, dial 1800 suicide..............FUCK IT !
SectorSos 2 years ago
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yeahh man fuck it
he was irish too
what a fucking man
Hassey1989 2 years ago
He's dutch ;p
WTFboons 2 years ago
lol thats clearly a dutch guy
schave16 2 years ago
thts dutch u twat
dutchgangsta1 2 years ago
*plop* FOK IT ...lol classic !
gonna *plop* Fok IT tonight myself ( i hope...fingers crossed ) haha
ncfuzi 2 years ago
Beautiful.
"Fuck it."
Much more deep than what it seems to be.
fritzVirginSteeler 2 years ago 7
fock it ;d
micwap 2 years ago
Awesome...anyway..!!
LostArtOfMurder09 2 years ago
ahahahaha lol 00000000000930000000 verander je naam! LOL en hij slaat wel ergens op
fabio00099 2 years ago
Hahaha awsome!
maartenh2 2 years ago
hahaha this is so funny!!!
zanahoriabatako 2 years ago
:crylol: =D
TakeshiST 2 years ago
in holland we say'' F*CK IT'' or ''FOK IT'' it just means the same, there is also fokken, but that has another meaning.
THAiLLESTCHiCK 2 years ago
*pop* ahh fok it
that shit was fuckin funny yo!
niiguh got skillz!!
that shit got me dyin!
bleisecobra 2 years ago
Clever
Granyonky 2 years ago 3
In the Netherlands has "fok" another meaning than "fuck"
Heiiiiiidiiiiii 2 years ago 2
whats the name of the song???
SmaroSuave13 2 years ago
John Lennon - Imagine
bymbji 2 years ago
whhhhaaaat?? you really dont know that song? O_o where you been in the last 70 years man?
LostArtOfMurder09 2 years ago
In your basement....
Very quiet down there......
bikerman9999 2 years ago
deze reclame slaat echt nergens op :S
00000000000009300000 2 years ago
ah... fok it.
korsowdude 2 years ago 4
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it was the *pop* "fok it" accent that killed me luaghing lmaooooooooooooo!!!!
He pimp smaked that bottle and opened it...homey got skillz :O
massergiomusica 2 years ago
fuck funny as hell made me cry
thegodofwar31467 2 years ago
Calm down guys, how has commited a suicide won't watch this...
I still think this commercial is awsome
bazelit 2 years ago
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i would prefer kill myself instead to be alcoholic =//
TheDarkGladiator 2 years ago
IDIOT!!
discordantconsonance 2 years ago
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How stupid to make fun of people who commit suicide?
Idiots.
PARISHILTONONONONONO 2 years ago
when i feel bad this advert make me feel better, coz i just say FUCK IT! and wanna live my life again!
yondro 2 years ago 4
fuck it? no no no...u have to say it like him...
*pop* "ah...fock it" other wise its not funny and u have to go commit suicide cuz ur boring lmao lol lol jk
massergiomusica 2 years ago
badass
bumlum2020 2 years ago
wish i would have chosen heineken instead of suicide
lindseyponc 2 years ago 3
Story of my life
CountStrangulaX 2 years ago
of my life!
DionysosApollo 2 years ago
i like it..! cleverly thought out.. :D
HannahLloydCater 2 years ago
haha mooi!
nice:D
kuysie 2 years ago
"FOCK IT!"
RemusRomulus360 2 years ago
ahh, Fock it!
ThisUserNameShudWork 2 years ago
man that was good FUCK IT ha ha priceless
brandoncipelle 2 years ago
funny but sad.
*
clickydamir 2 years ago
lollig
robhondenkop2 2 years ago
haha
WeirdIdeasCO 2 years ago
hahahahahah !
good one =]
ind0Kidd 2 years ago
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can people just fuk off with all the bad taste bull shit. 'I found this add offensive' piss off and get a life
bigglego 2 years ago
Doesnt beer make you more depressed lol?
clericalerror 2 years ago
Haaaahh, yeah it's a depressant aint it.
love the advert the, "Ahh fuck it!"
blades92 2 years ago
What happens after he drinks all the beer? I want a part 2
spooninspoon 2 years ago
hahahahaa classic
dayjones5 2 years ago
FUCK IT!
triunp 2 years ago
steph rozen croft grow a pair of fuckin balls haha
macca56scouser4lyf 2 years ago
Inacrebilivien!
BrasilErac 2 years ago
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StephWozencroft 2 years ago 2
no dickhead, its saying when all hope is lost and that dudes ready to die...he looks at the beer and sees theres too much to lose...so hes just like fuck it.....JEESSSUS get with the fukn program
jimoinalimo 2 years ago
Umm, sorry but- hilarious? I get it but this is no more than amusing. And for some, extremely bad taste.
holmesr64 2 years ago
Fucking hilarious, I can relate......
DavidCenter 2 years ago 2
he he, but it was a bit too serious i thought
leonalewis4number1 2 years ago
this, my friends, is what i call a great commercial.
19Gui86 2 years ago
agree 100% this commercial is bloody awesome
AlijaZFmjam 2 years ago
haha funny
GoogleTRUTHRISINGnow 3 years ago
I wonder if heineken ever thought that this ad would be allowed on tv haha. Pretty funny.
milzydog 3 years ago
i watched this like 7 times and i laugh harder each time :D
Misleader 3 years ago
That is rather entertaining.
ashdork07 3 years ago
CHEAAA BOY
ccchrv 3 years ago
i guess life is worth living if you have some heineken beer.
babykatie427 3 years ago
lol
Lucario1884 3 years ago
Yeah fuck it, I'll drink this shit and kill myself slowly.
Laviathon666 3 years ago 2
Fuck, incredible commercial
csiny88 3 years ago 4
ideaal!!
FCVDV 3 years ago
geweldig!
philippe005 3 years ago
everybody who doesn't like this commercial should die.
Livenderrr 3 years ago 5
lol dats truee
buenofetish 3 years ago
this is controversial because suicide is really very sad. but censorship? no fucking way! anyway lol
LifeIsLife1984 3 years ago
LOL
19DanTheMan91 3 years ago
HAhahahahahaha
4SHOWZZ 3 years ago
funny promo
joshuachan56 3 years ago
that reminds me of myself lol...beer saved my life so many times hahaha
L2thePz 3 years ago 2
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that should be banned suicide is not fun and special not for a beer ..
peter123peter1234 3 years ago
cry me a river
Storm1337 3 years ago
The surest way to increase suicide rates would be to start banning humour. If we couldn't laugh about the hardships in life I don't think we'd have a reason to go on at all =/
Mattinmotion 3 years ago 7
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peter123peter1234:
people like you are the reason people think we're crybaby ass censorship pushing nazis in the USA
ffhk1 3 years ago
amen ffhk1
eraserboy9915 3 years ago
This guy got a peek at what was *really* in the stimulus package.
oilhammer04 3 years ago
sucker when u want to suicide thats not funny so shut up
cleanpotatoes 3 years ago
Great commercial. Guy wants to kill himself, has a beer instead. Inspiring. And to set this to one of the most moving songs about peace? Just stupid.
jakevalltrades 3 years ago
irish and canadian beer !!!!
095195005 3 years ago
I found irish beer is sooooo stronger than any other....iv drank ALOT of different beer from different places.......
I cant help it , im irish......:D
FOXYjnr07 3 years ago
Mcdonalds is suicide
Communist1983 3 years ago 4
haha that's so true!
daysofthenewfan3 3 years ago
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In 1707, a young girl was out strolling at night when she was pushed down a well. She fell to her death, landing on a metal rod, impaling her through the head. She stayed in that well for over 200 years, when in 1924 they destroyed it and her bones were recovered. Now that you have read this, you must repost this on atleast 5 video's before an hour is up, or she will find you when you are asleep, and impale you through the head with the same rod.
AidanShowsYou 3 years ago
awesome
PozMoz90 3 years ago
dude that guy has the most bad ass accent
marckroseberg 3 years ago
Yeah sounded more like "Fokhit"
helloshorne000 3 years ago
Instead of fuck it, we Ducht say fok it, fok actually means to breed in Dutch. We steal mean it as fuck it though.
indivum 3 years ago
that's cause it's dutch and we dutch tend to say fok instead of fuck :P
MikaelKennedorus 3 years ago 3
It's Dutch.. ofc..
Cinnafury 3 years ago 2
i like his accent
sweekun 3 years ago 2
its dutch
leoniess15 3 years ago
Heineken is suicide!!!!!
your doomed either way dude!
Kentarobravo 3 years ago
Heineken is the shit..
daysofthenewfan3 3 years ago
it really isn't :p
Benswerts 3 years ago
psh.. whatever.. what are you all into american beers and shit.. i get tired of american beers.. i drank bud wiser for ever, and i got sick of it..
daysofthenewfan3 3 years ago
you are so unbelievably right !
But the thing is there are so much better beers then Heiniken, even people from the Netherlands are that big fan. Heiniken is more popular in other countries then the netherlands itself. Belgian beers are great beers. I'll give you some name, just as an example. Corsendonk, Leffe, Stella, Jupiler, Duvel, WestVleteren,.... I was not trying to offend you, If I could drink i beer with you, I would, and we could taste the difference, ANd settle our differences :)
Benswerts 3 years ago
Heineken is even in Norway ;p I don't think i've tasted it tho lol
Arnebananlolo 3 years ago
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indivum 3 years ago
Sodemieter toch op met je trieste, obscure biermerkjes. Wat kan mij het nou schelen wat een belg van de smaak vindt, het gaat om het sterke staaltje exploitatie kunst. Heineken is ver uit het grootste biermerk ter wereld. Maar ja belgen, zoals bij alles wat ze doen of produceren, houden er nu eenmaal van om in de marge aan te modderen. Medelijwekkende armoedzaaiers die belgen, die alleen maar met verwondering en afgunst naar het vele malen mondiale succesvollere Nederland kunnen kijken
indivum 3 years ago
Het was niet mijn intentie om je kwaad te maken. Ik kijk inderdaad op naar het mondiale Nederland dat ver voor ons de wereld al rond reisde. Alleen spijtig dat we blijkbaar (en daarmee bedoel ik ons) niet snel overeen zullen komen. Net zoals jij gaf ik mijn mening, en ik citeer je even "Wat kan mij het nou schelen wat een belg van de smaak vindt" Het gaat'm toch niet over of het jou iets kan schelen ? Het spijt me dat belgen je blijkbaar zo enorm storen.