Voltaire-Cannibal Buffet

[FrAnCeScOilboss07]

this song remember me a popular song but i can't remember which. can somebody answer me?

[shankful1]

how many cannibals does it take to om nom nom this comment? none. i said CANNIBAL not TROLL

[MilkmanConspiracy]

"Thank you Good Lord for this wiener we're about to eat, and the

sweet buns we're about to stick it in."

Wow, a triple entendre. Impressive.

[Darkmadness11]

Tasty

[TheVMDC]

anyone notices that quiet talking just before that than well eat your face line

[Tastadude]

@TheVMDC yup and it was awzm :D

[yeagerkid]

@TheVMDC yea, its a lunch prayer o.o or dinner, watever im atheist xD

[LTamazil]

oh no not my pee-pee

[XCJXXC3S4RX]

Hehheh, he said not my peepee at the end.

Thats ridiculous.

[happyorks1]

THE PUNS

THEY BURN!

[WackdProductions]

This guy is like the "Pearls Before Swine" of music--very punny and very, very dark.

Actually, Voltaire came first, didn't he? So "Pearls Before Swine" is the Voltaire of comic strips.

[eight216]

what dose a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

[Delarose1231]

@eight216 eats her face

[TheLegalizeWeed]

@eight216 He flushes the toilet.

[eight216]

@TheLegalizeWeed ding, correct

[VictorVonFox]

who else is hungry?

[WilWithOneL117]

Such win!

[lordettecursedwolfy]

Is it normal that this make me hungry?

[adekaiwamisou]

@lordettecursedwolfy Perhaps not, but why should you care.

[angelraiieanna]

@lordettecursedwolfy Of course it is! If it wasn't normal, you wouldn't be attracted to the marvelous macabre world of Voltaire's artistic awesomeness!

[darkhappines]

@lordettecursedwolfy Nothing on the internet is normal :P

[MelloNeko1]

did he say "oohh my pee pee" ?

[mansonii]

@MelloNeko1 Eeeeeyup. Guess the cannibals wanted meat with their buns.

[MelloNeko1]

@mansonii lol yup

[shadazegirlforeva112]

9 people are cannibals that forgot to say grace.

[Lmeansdie]

did you 9 hear the song

[theromanian19]

Polska Keilbasa anyone?

[raringcarnival]

ya know if his but cheecks and wiener is the burger is the blood ketchup

[snowywhitequeen]

looks like SOME people don't like the taste of weiners or sweet buns...

[ShadowViper3010]

Ya know what I don't get. Why don't cannibals eat eachother

[TruelyBaroqueKing]

@ShadowViper3010 there cannibals not stupid, im sure they realize if they eat each other nobody will be there

[FANevanescenceFAN]

"Thank you Good Lord for this weiner we're about to eat, and the

sweet buns we're about to stick it in

AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE!!"

lol epix

[sesshypuppysbff]

@FANevanescenceFAN THAT"S what it says then?! Hahaha nice! I have to share this with my dad! He'll laugh so hard! Its an improvement on his joke grace!

[snowywhitequeen]

@FANevanescenceFAN you like evanescence?!?!?! YAY!

[ARedFruit]

9 people were the cannibals

[SuicidalSweetheart77]

I lost track of the bone puns....

[13thbraniac]

wooow it has such an infectife rithm,cant stop playing

[DwayneRydell]

lmao!!!



[taiblademaster]

man,i love this song... it makes me lmfao :D

[kamakss]

9 people were part of a buffet... FOR CANNIBALS!

[GoldenBurgChampion]

Omg this song isn't dead yet !

[2011multisam]

AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE!

lol. :)

[cataleana76]

hahaha i just saw this guy on oddities XP

[Skysaber971]

@cataleana76 Yes! we saw that episode too that kicked so much ass Korn and Voltare on Oddities my new favorite show!

[livingfortheminute]

Wait, *nine* hungry eyes? So, did one of the cannibals get an eye eaten?

[TheGothickitty33]

@livingfortheminute One had an eye patch! :3

[dorkytehl]

@livingfortheminute One eyed cannibal FTW?

[Monseigneur001]

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Not only are the Cannibals Christians, they are humanitarians as well!

[judedudemude]

he a weird al if he was half way goth

[Lollirott2012]

AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE

[Lollirott2012]

trouble was afoot they were eatin' mine, Toein' the party line, I was startin' to feel, these guys are heels, But the truth be told these cannibals have got soul, Hey, numbskull, look at me I got a bone to pick with thee, You ain't humerus, stop ribbin' me, Have a spine bone up on settin' me free,(Chorus) Missionaries came to this place, They taught us manners, Now we cannibals always say grace, Thank you Good Lord for this weiner we're about to eat, and the sweet buns we're about to stick it in

[Lollirott2012]

Well, I was on a cruise ship out at sea, my fiancée and me, The ship went down, everybody drowned, And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me, Well, I was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess, And so I washed up on a beach, Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me. CHORUS: I'm in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet, I'm feeling well; they like me that way, See, if you really wanna, know what's eatin' me, It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

[GoldenBurgChampion]

8 poeple went to the coast of cabinetry

[GoldenBurgChampion]

Listened to this for at least a month or two ;D

[aspersum]

so many puns.

[hitman3106]

THEY ATE HIS FREAKING PENIS? AND TESTICLES?

[hanitaafu]

HAHA This song and a little priest mixed togheter would be the coolest song in the world!! xD

[MsAnnoyingComment]

"And then we eat your face." Oh my gosh, that just made my day! XD

[tekkenp]

8 ppl were bitten by a cannibal

[76drake1]

8 people are in the middle of a cannibal buffet

[22lordofdragon]

is it normal that i am hungry when i listen to this song ?

[DeathsSilentTouch]

@22lordofdragon No, but who ever said we were all normal? You gotta be a-little evil to listen to Voltaire~ (: Now enjoy the buffet

[TheHeadrick13]

WHO FUCKING DISLIKED THIS?

[inusword]

@TheHeadrick13

thoose with Dyslexia, they thought it said Dis I Like not Dislike, and now they are repenting for the rest of theier lifes by learning every voltaire song by heart

[schakal161]

yeaahh! qe bonita cancion!!!

[TechUnadept]

Youre soooooooooo cute. I could just... GOBBLE YOU UP!

[Fayze93]

Anyone else thought about the 'Jack Sparrow almost getting eaten by cannibals' part in Pirates of the Caribbean when hearing this?

[animefighter8200]

@Fayze93 lol there like darn ok who we eat know

[WalleWildberrie]

there's something so delightfully random about his songs

[NHwild184]

Love you V!!!

[vladtod25]

what does he whisper before he says "and then we eat your face"?

[MYMOMSFAVORITEPERSON]

@vladtod25 Thank you good lord for this meal we're about to eat, and the sweet butts we're gonna stick it in.

[Deathstorm501]

@MYMOMSFAVORITEPERSON Actually it was more like "Thank you good Lord for this wiener we're about to eat, and the sweet buns we're going to stick it in."

[VendettaTL]

i listen to this song everytime im having dinner.

WHATS WRONG WITH ME?!LOL

[altariman]

@VendettaTL You know, I can tell you it is not wrong, I do it myself, now wanna come for dinner? *Laughs evily and grabs a knife.*

[darknessofsauske]

MSI, Nirvana, Voltaire, Deftone, John Dillworth, Birthday Masssacre, The Joker, Tesa<3, SweetPeoples,Breezy, and Jhonen Vasquez=best things ever

[snaplope]

@darknessofsauske ....I love you. :'D

[SaturnsEthics]

Someone only has one eye, or someone has three eyes???

[TheSpacebartv]

@SaturnsEthics mustve got experimental with a third hole cuz the ear and belly button where too small

or some crazy god who will demolish us all with three eyes (:

[CreepersOnSpeed]

@SaturnsEthics Whut do you mean?

[TheSpacebartv]

@CreepersOnSpeed he says 9 hungry eyes starring down at me in the song so he was saying that it was either a set of 5 people and one had one eye or a set of 4 people and one had 3 eyes

[bbeboutuaa]

@TheSpacebartv It could have been 9 Cyclops LOL

[TheSpacebartv]

@bbeboutuaa but if it was 9 cyclops it wouldn't be cannibalism would it?

[TheLyokowarrior]

@TheSpacebartv dude you cant have a 9 eyed cyclops cus they only got one eye

[CreepersOnSpeed]

@TheSpacebartv Mkay, I see noa O.o

[raynsung]

@SaturnsEthics former two eyed cannibal got too hungry one day...

[TRexbait]

"Thank you good lord for this weiner we're about to eat and the sweet punch we're gonna stick it in" And, well: 2:21

[vampateer21]

perfect for christmas. lol

[shino018]

How sad, 7 people must have gone blind and hit dislike by mistake

[Zombiemouse123]

@shino018 maybe they're vegetarians and went to a cannibal buffet D:

[nfarr11]

I can just picture the opening to this song played on a drumset made of human skulls. XD

[TheDrWeirdo]

@nfarr11 I wouldn't be surprised if that was Voltaire's original plan for a music video if he was ever thinking about it.

[necro9]

AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE

[DemonicRemption]

@necro9 I'm glad I haven't listened to this song in so long, because when I first heard it back in 2009, after my parents and I would pray during dinner I had to hold back the urge to say:"and then we're gonna eat your face." This happened for about a month or two before I got over that urge. Now I'm hoping it won't occur after today.

[inusword]

@DemonicRemption

And did it happen?

[DemonicRemption]

@inusword No thankfully... And hopefully it won't happen today... Okay there's a shred that hopes it'll that urge will return, because it was fun. :p

[hitman3106]

@DemonicRemption Say the cannibal grace to a hobo and he will never come back. >:D

[TwilightTiger3]

@DemonicRemption lol i remember i did that one time at my place XDDD my mom freaked out and my dad was like wtf o.o

[karatekid778]

@DemonicRemption HAHAHAHA. This is so funny because I listened to the song the other day, and then I went to my cousin's party. After they said grace before dinner, I said "AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE..." and I got all these funny looks. xD

[jeryek13]

@DemonicRemption haha wow... really? you said that? haha, srry thts just so funny

[Concord360]

Love the part when he quickly prays to. AWESOME XD

[Concord360]

"...AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE!"

LOL HARD XD

[AbyssKing1]

ROFL!!

[yalinegurl1]

'Whoaaaa.....not my peepee!"

WTF love it

[catdemon1994]

I just noticed that he is wearing a sombrero..... I watch listen to these twenty four seven too. After listening to all of his songs with this picture on it, I just noticed... Damn...

[JHShadon133]

7 people are Missionaries

[thetrueminigaara]

@JHShadon133

Just because you christian doesnt mean you dont like his music...

For instance I am a christian and I LOVE IT!!! (infact in alot of his songs he mentions god...)

[JHShadon133]

@thetrueminigaara I was referring to a part of the song

[Senseilargol337]

@thetrueminigaara listen to the lyrics mate

[Solomon43822]

the only ones I don't like exactly are zombie prostitute and god thinks, the rest are awesome so far that I've heard.

[rainbowXpersonality]

This is the second song of his I've listened to and I'm already hooked @-@

[yeagerkid]

@rainbowXpersonality crazyness is the best contagious desiese no?

[Desteni36]

7 people is... whas in a cannibal buffet

[mac246]

I missed the show in Houston :(

[NHwild184]

Love you V! Come back to Texas for us!!!

[Havik90009]

what genera is voltaire

[94valeri]

@Havik90009 His genera is Dark cabaret



[Havik90009]

@94valeri thanks!

[keinve2]

so... many... puns!

Note; this is a good thing.

[Squeakerz4]

I'd go gay for him if i had to.

[ilovekiba818]

i just LOVE his voice and him!!!!!

[naftarom]

7person are vegetarian... about this song!

[SatanisaBeaverShark]

I can't stop giggling... this guy is so awesome!

[flutonic]

Yummmmmmm....

[warrsor92]

We wil eat 6 people at the buffet!

[TangoMarine007]

Voltaire, you are so clever with your human anatomy. <3

[feralcat8]

This song makes me hungry.

[keinve2]

Hmm... Voltaire has published a song about a necrphiliac, and a song about a cannibal.... how about a song about both?

[Johnnythat1dude]

@keinve2 so you want a song about a person loving a body and fucking it, then eating it? YOU ARE SICK MINDED! Its only okay if Voltaire actually makes a song like that.

[keinve2]

@Johnnythat1dude Actually just intelligent distribution; you use what you want for sex, eat the rest.

[hermesthegod1]

@Johnnythat1dude

I dunno, it could have potential...

What would we call it? 

[happysasuke11]

@keinve2 now, now - don't "play" with your food ;D

[warrsor92]

The 6 people wich dislike this video wil be our buffet and their faces wil be our dessert xP

[AcceptYourMadness]

"nine hungry eyes were staring down on me" i BET that guy ate his eye

[TheHeadrick13]

@AcceptYourMadness nice didnt think bout that

[BATMANTHEREALONE]

i can picture myself in a classic car with this song playing in the background!!!

[JohnAC93]

6 people's parents are brother and sister.

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

ive heard cannibals show you pron while your cooking so theres more meat to go around. but thats just crazy little me.

[Buzzwick250]

Is it bad to say "this song makes me hungry"?

[Cortlen1211]

@Buzzwick250

nope...cuz it does the same to me! lol

[skullythebloger]

@Buzzwick250 everyone is hungry for voltaire.

[Jason9992fromroblox]

@Buzzwick250 Not at all, But it means that you are a Undead Human and you will be eating brains guts and lungs,

[loverboy1471]

@Buzzwick250 no

[loverboy1471]

@Buzzwick250 hay what kind of vids do u like

[LOLIG99]

@Buzzwick250 hmmm, spare ribs :P

[inusword]

@Buzzwick250

I Have a spare foo, if you're still hungry......no.....wait..... I use that one to from time to time........ops

[Buzzwick250]

@inusword -pulls out peg leg, places peg leg on ground and reeves up chainsaw-

This may sting a bit ^-^

[masterdrom]

@Buzzwick250 

[thetrueminigaara]

@Buzzwick250

No of course not.... I was hungry when it started...

[murdiamond]

@Buzzwick250 its not bad to say that.....it makes me hungery aswell......

[zombieemperor]

@Buzzwick250 no its the same thing here

[LOLIG99]

@Buzzwick250 220 people are hungry as well. XD

[PashupatiFR]

@LOLIG99 220? Now it's at 507! It grew up so fast!

[DemonicRemption]

@Buzzwick250 No... It's understandable.

[aaa222221]

@Buzzwick250 I would say yes but it makes me hungry too

[SolarEclipse1897]

Imagine blaring this song with you car windows open. Ah, those expressions would be amusing to see.

[RayvenLore]

@SolarEclipse1897 I've done it...quite a few times. Voltaire is actually my favorite cruising music in my small home town. Yes, the looks you get are very very amusing and morbidly satisfying. ^.^

[SolarEclipse1897]

@RayvenLore I can imagine, particularly in a small town. I'll have to do that someday...

[TecktonikUSA]

@SolarEclipse1897 Well, that's one more thing to add to my bucket list. Destinations! (add some for me?)

Hollywood... Detroit... the beach... anywhere that there's uppity people to look at me funny.

[SolarEclipse1897]

@TecktonikUSA To work... by parliament... to or by school... Think about San Francisco and all those hills! You'd be up high blaring it for the world!

[savler1394]

@TecktonikUSA california...

[zombieemperor]

@SolarEclipse1897 done it

[YuTao3215]

@zombieemperor reactions were what?

[zombieemperor]

@YuTao3215 mostly heads turning and going"wtf?"

a couple people told me told me to turn it down at first then there faces just went"0-0"

i got plenty of laughs

[YuTao3215]

@zombieemperor epic dude,epic

[zombieemperor]

@YuTao3215 thank you

[YuTao3215]

@zombieemperor np

[crapparc]

@SolarEclipse1897

I'll try it when it's not so cold out. :)

[SolarEclipse1897]

@crapparc Ugh, I agree with that completely. This is a summer task...

[runningfatman12]

@SolarEclipse1897 i did that when i was leaving my school, and i have a nice sound system XD This and Big ass rock got some weird looks

[AllMightyTallestEmma]

@SolarEclipse1897 Yes, the expressoins on peoples' faces would be priceless <3

[missymcr1]

At 3:53 did he say "Not my peepee"???