How To Get Your Parents To Buy You a Car

[EmoGrapefruit]

thats a sick bike!

[mrborn2drink]

i can't get a job cuz i'm 13 and a wand some fucking rs membership

[XbottlesX]

i already know when i mention grades then my dad will tell me that i should be getting good grades regardless if i am getting a car or not

[sawyerhdixon]

J'ai apprécié votre présentation beaucoup plus, plus, plus

[SmileGanja]

3 people didn't get the car...

[juggalettetillidie1]

my mom said grow up stop begging and work for your money >.> bitch

[Yusra1001]

a 2003 survey? that a year after i was born!!

[PvtNappster]

@Yusra1001 Why the fuck are you watching this your 7 years old and won't be driving a car for another 11 years IF your lucky.

[Yusra1001]

@PvtNappster Okay listen bitch, first of all You know the math of a first grader. I am 9. And how will your childhood effect a good college, job and affordable taxes? Exactly. I have a life unlike you and can think about that

P.S

Learn to subtract

[StarfishesRawesome]

What you will need:

A life

Step one

BUY A CAR YOURSELF BITCH

[TheKonvictedKilla]

if u didnt have a computer with internet how would u be watching this video. Howcast needs to think a little bit.

[Joolieflakes]

Computer with internet access..... sorry I don't have that lol serious?

[gilo1223]

only works if you drug your parents

[LUIGI666SLIPKNOT1]

that would work but im mexican:(

[Sarahsvlogs101]

How is she getting around with no car?

[TheJanaA09]

step 7:

cry, because you know there's no way in hell your parents are buying you a car.

[llPurpleHazell]

Im prettys ure there are bigger saftey issues while driving than walking...

[lbryan250]

They could save money by not driving their kids? Save how much? like $20000?

[sasorinodanna13]

i could use this

[redneck4runneroutlaw]

1:18 mybad



[redneck4runneroutlaw]

0:18 twilight?!?

[redneck4runneroutlaw]

OMG IM TAKING BIOLOGY1 AND IM 13 AND I HAVE AN A TO! 0:22

[conversateisntaword]

bullshit everyone knows that if you wnt to get a car from your parents you have to battle your siblings in a fight to the death

[851852093114208513]

Ha! I love how the driver's contract is just the mother and daughter taking the time to fucking rewrite the actual law. Friggin' women, man.

[jillstillrules169]

soooo...buy a car when im pregnant!?

[likeasomeboodeebic]

fuck my parents got rid of an old ugly red car wen i was they had me pick a nerw one n let me get my permit wen im old enogh so the year i turn 15 or 16 n the new car is big n sexy ha

[amigozz4l]

It's actually not safer to drive in a car, rather ride your bike on a low-traffic street and WEAR A HELMET. Also what about the poor kids who have to walk everywhere or take a bus because their parents won't drive them??

[donneboy2009]

What about a 16 year old male driving a 2003 Ford Escort? How much do yu think that Insurance ratw will be? HELP PLEASE!!!!

[SaintMachine]

She didn't get a car she only got keys.

[MrELuvly]

Audiences

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Female 13-17

Male 13-17

Male  45-54 <---- time to move out guys haha

[SophiaVIP]

@MrELuvly haha :DDD

[jma25able1]

@MrELuvly Sorry that must have been my dads brother.

[fishboy0099]

@MrELuvly These things don't make sense and they're not funny. you can just make up random shit based off nothing.

[gilo1223]

@MrELuvly hahaha

[1991Watcher]

@MrELuvly LOL XD

[thesupdog22]

@MrELuvly 13-15? no can't get a licince and i watched tis this won't work by the way and im just out of college i'm 22 interesting but won't work.

[QwertySkill]

@thesupdog22 I live in south dakota, I got mine when I was 14

[XbottlesX]

@QwertySkill so you arent 11....

[QwertySkill]

@XbottlesX gosh darn it LOL

[kstew9449]

yea but real parents dont give a shit and they say get a job. well how am i supposed to get to work without a car

[kevoGiggles]

this is all wrong. im headed to streets a car is as simple as

break window + screw drivers. swag.

[natemaster777]

progressive!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cullendisorder101]

hahhaa, progressive ;)

[OurBoyJake]

that wouldnt hold up in any court of law

[memory123100]

Dad can i please get a car i'm mean i'm getting good grades and-NO!!!

[me5cool2872]

uh  yea.....ive been doing this my whole life. were has that gotten me?

a bumper sticker saying "my kid made Honor roll"

[lorddragon812]

so the tip is get pregnant and u can get a CAR?!?!?! im a guy D:

[Dusk0907]

@lorddragon812 sex change!

[BannanadogProduction]

So we dont need a drivers license?! :O

[kyle5522]

step 6: fix that fucking hair

[sammelief1]

weird hair she has 1:23

[Torchic956]

Just say; BUT ME A CAR OR I'LL CUT MYSELF.

[rimlanin]

You will need: Heavy Alcohol, Drugs, a bank account and a 100$ bill. First pick the parent who is more generous, then make sure the other parent won't be coming home for at least two days. First, get your chosen parent drunk and spike the drink. Now, light a lot of weed in a closed off spot to help keep the parent high. Give them an unspiked drink to make sure they are fully wasted. Now wave the 100$ bill and tell them you will give it if they sign the check. Once they do so, viola you got a car

[xerinetta]

I'm fourteen and I know that it's a little early to think about this kind of stuff, but my parents have already told me that they aren't buying me a car - so next month when I'm old enough to start applying for jobs in my town, instead of spending money on make-up & booze I'll be budgeting my money carefully. :P

[wowilikethis]

I just got a 1977 Corvette.

[libra729]

My parents just said that if I get into an Ivy League university, they'll get me any car I want. It's been that way since I was 9 years old.

[danielgoneloco]

i swear this is rigged towards the parents!

[Sasinio]

My internet access doesn't have a computer

[RockSmith92]

lol.. home by 10pm nightly, what a shit rule, id laugh if my parents suggesed that to me, despite the fact i dont finish work til half 11 most nights, and dont end up going out til midnight on the weekends after work.

[vvlturn]

i hope its the same with motorcyle

[nanozone11]

this is retarded. my parents will only let me get a car if i pay for it. i don't have enough to afford a somewhat reliable 5000 dollar car. i have to spend time at school, and then get home to do homework so i'll have a 50,000 dollar car one day.

[RockSmith92]

@nanozone11 same with my parents, they will only let me get a car if i sped a lot on it, i have a part time job whislt at college, what plant are they on ahaha

[Bergieberg28]

My parents remind me of their childhood and not to be a spoiled brat.

a couple smacks made me see it their way as well.

[MYChemicalLyrics]

my ride doesn't even have a bell, but it has 3 wheels*facepalm*

[ThatVideoGameGirl123]

Just get a bicycle, theres no stop light, and hey, if you`re gettin some weight, its sports. and plus, you dont need a drivers license

Tip: Dont go near roads or you`ll fly and die. (That rhymed LOL)

[godtheonyt]

Thx alot i bought my son a car cause he watched this video last night! He then got in a crash. Now he's in a better place! = (

[FrozenIceCweam]

@godtheonyt *Nelson's Voice* Ha Ha!

[LDsailopal]

my dad replied with a fuck you!

[JumboDice88]

Ha

Flo Roxxx!!!

[KHfan9100]

lol if u cant buy a car ur pretty ghetto

[jvillagomez777]

fuck this i just take my parents keys make copy of the key and then when they work or sleeping take that bently for a spin with ma girl!!!!

[askcedez]

she has the same new moon calender as me!

[MegaGreg06]

at the end it kinda sounded like they were try to say get pregnut or somethin

[iizabel1]

Next:

How to put attention to your dog 'cause you have a new car

lol

[tigerstripes379]

what's with the key swirling?

[mauritiusrules101]

what about getting a dog?? =,(

[endlessiphone239]

I have to pay for half of the car so saving now

[Everyday1Normal1Guy]

If you sell your daughter i will give money for a new car.

[halligabaloo]

i was hoping there would be some tricks, that i could use to get a guitar :P

[ComaBoy05]

if you're adopted you can say " I bet my REAL parents would get me one." worked for me

[GirlsAndDreams]

thats mean

[caitlinmcvay]

@ComaBoy05  LMFAO

[lilkc13]

@ComaBoy05 lol but isnt that kinda harsh? haha but congratz u have a new car!

[urdgk222]

hahaha my contract dont drink and drive and be home when ever :D

[panicandfoblvr]

um yeah tried it and doesnt work...im over a year older than when i get get my licence, and i'm not even allowed to drive to school with my permit, and my parents complain about having to cart me around everywhere but they wont let me get my licence or a car. you would think they would do that as soon as they could, right? well my parents are jerks. good luck to anyone else who tries this...not to mention everyone else at my school is getting/already has a car. i hate my life. :(

[panicandfoblvr]

*when i CAN get my licence

[GlimmerBelle]

Hey you're not alone. I was a good kid, got amazing grades, never got in trouble and still never got my own car until I was in my 20's and could pay for it all myself, in my own name with no one to co-sign. I admit I had hoped that they would eventually give in and help me get one, but nope, never happened. I'd start saving now so that when you do get it yourself, you will feel super independent and can get whatever you choose :)

[liu7]

aww, don't hate life :(

[TheCliffordCult]

They forgot the biggest thing:

A driver's license

[SuperAiden101]

@TheCliffordCult very true, very true

[BarneyIsWithUs]

@TheCliffordCult i don't need one

[vintimv001]

I want a 2011 mustang gt but i know i will never get it from my parents...

got 2 work 4 it...

[maninder11]

@vintimv001 same here but depending on ur income it ,ight be a while and the next model might be already out

[vintimv001]

thats true but the other day I was tallking with dad and if i get a job my dad will help me pay for it.

But the insurance is a another thing.....

[roxyrazy]

buying cars is not a good thing!!! its bad for the inviroment (i know i didnt spell that correct xD)

[lilteddygirl68]

@roxyrazy um...eco friendly cars?

[roxyrazy]

@lilteddygirl68 not everyone can afford them =/

[halomaster2134]

but a preius and hope the brakes work

[vintimv001]

no its not

if u have a 1986 honda civic which burns oil that shit is bad for the earth

[Gamesrock22]

so u want my family to take a road trip on a bike from North Carolina to Flordia? fuck that douchebag

[roxyrazy]

@Gamesrock22

nope ...but you and ur parents dont have to have 2 cars whilst driving together on a road trip do you??? =) thats what i mean

[Gamesrock22]

oh i thought u meant dont take a car altogether

[roxyrazy]

naaa xD i just meant you dont need a secong one in the family =)

[invaderpink]

98TH!!

[Duspende]

My computer doesn't have internet access :(

[TalkingToMyWebcam]

@Duspende then... how are you on youtube?

[Duspende]

@TalkingToMyWebcam You just answered your own question. They say in a youtube video that you need internet access. I mean really?

[SuperAiden101]

@Duspende then how did u post that coment?

[Klabarra97]

@SuperAiden101 magic XD

[brutaka359]

@Duspende MOBILE!? >:D

[TheRexjr]

@Duspende then how did you watch this video

[raptor539]

@TheRexjr You're fucking retarded..hhaha

[lbonini1]

@Duspende HA!

[MsChattyCatherine]

@Duspende How are you on youtube?

[EmraldHobson]

@Duspende then how did u watch utube?

[Duspende]

@EmraldHobson Are you retarded? It's a joke -.-

[EmraldHobson]

@Duspende r u retarded that was a joke as well :-|

[livingwithbipolar]

@Duspende then how are you on youtube??

[girly1234100]

@Duspende how are this DUDE!!

[mileyfan101000]

@Duspende than how r u using it right now

[jake1919199]

4th

[PirateSmoothie]

3rd! xD

[ThePureawesomness]

now all we need is a dictionary to understand all that

[JihadOfTheSoul]

rofl first xDDDDDDDDDDDDD