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  • Conan: "SCRAWNY LITTLE GIRLY MAN!"

    Momoa: "Hey fuck you!"

    Conan: *Rips Momoa's arms off and the socks his head off without breaking a sweat*

    Conan: "AHAHAHAHAHA"

  • New Conan is like Robin Hood- mini -tv series to me srly...

  • i love this new conan maybe cause i hadnt seen this ancient looking one(im only 14) the only thing is it had too much blood coming out of a persons body... if you cut somebody that much blood does not come out but, it was awesome to me.

  • hhahahh nice

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  • You killed me with this one hahahahhahahaahah!!!

  • LOL!

  • Arnold was smart in that most of the characters he played (of his good movies) were stoic and not emotional. Thus his inability to act actually fit the character and not detrimental to the film. He also had good people behind making them and directing them. The old Conan movie was alot better. Just the music, look and feel of the design was better than the remake.

  • They should have never called the new movie Conan the Barbarian. There are plenty of other titles to have called it. I watched the remake with an open mind, but the weapons looked fake, blood flew ridiculously and everyone over-acted. Arnold really isn't a great actor, I'll give you that , but he was perfect for Conan. His Crom prayer at the final battle was perfectly delivered.

  • Haven't seen the new version yet, but Momoa did a pretty good job on TV in the few roles I have seen him in. As for Arnie... pu-lease I was a teenager when most of his movies came out and we'd watch them just to mock him and the incredibly bad dialogue writers would give him to spout. Momoa may or may not be able to play Conan, but he has far more potential as an actor than the "Guvanator"...

  • jajajaj  q bueno

  • I wonder what Arnold really thought of the new Conan movie. Momoa is not even close to as good a actor, but Conan has had many faces and many writers. many fans of Robert E Howards original story dislike the Arnold movies because it was not even close to the way Conan behaves,he also has black hair in Howard's short stories. The best portrayal of Conan the way he was to start, is in the video game when he is voice acted by Ron Pearlman, Nothing against Arnold though his movies were great.

  • @Uatemysoul Arnold is a fucking prick,but Conan was a good movie.The rest are shit.

  • lol

  • Fuck yes, that Momoa guy is hilarious.

    No one can be as epic as Schwarzie, Clint Eastwood maybe, but no one really beats the walking epicness called Arnold.

  • AHAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!

  • hahahahahahaha........this was great

  • The REAL Conan would rape Arnold and Momoa. Arnold was a hammy, steroid-pumped joke, and Momoa was too flashy and tried too hard.

  • Just only one person who could beat down Conan is Chuck Norris! And the only one person who could beat down Chuck Norris is Conan!

  • Lol!!!

  • The SOUL of CRRRRRROMMMMMMMM!!!!

  • STOP REMAKING ARNOLDS CLASSIC SHIT, GODDAMNIT!

  • Mamoe could never test the original Conan Arnold. Mamoe looks so gay its a disgrace !

  • @888LDN The original Conan was the one from the novels, and is far more badass than Momoa or Arnold.

  • @888LDN And stop being a homophobe.

  • @MrImastinker "stop being a homophobe" is gay and, in a talk about Conan, it's ridiculous as well.

  • @5x5equals25 Regardless, you shouldn't use gay as if it's synonymous with 'stupid' or 'weak'. It's wrong.

  • @MrImastinker It's not wrong. It's speech. Practically everyone is using it this way.

  • @5x5equals25 Doesn't make it right. That's the same argument people used in the early 1900's when everybody said n***er. Everyone said it, so people thought it was okay.

  • @MrImastinker Your example could not have been worse since nigger is a different word for black person. It is now considered offensive as it has been connected to slavery. Practically everyone in non-spanish speaking countries considers "nigger" an offensive word. In the same manner that "This is gay" is considered an aphorism. It originated from the youth in schools where homosexuality is still rejected. But now everyone is using it in this manner.

  • arnold laughed to death 0:24....LOLLL.... XD XD XD

  • arnold laughed to death....LOLLL.... XD XD XD

  • Aronald is not even that great of an actor ! the new conan is the best idc idc fuck all the negative comments going out to Momoa.

  • @candygloss Get lost, Conan aint no movie for a girl.

  • @candygloss

    He's not a great actor indeed. But he did some of the great movies ever! And the old Conan movies are some of them.

    The new Conan is a shitty movie, with lame fights, silly characters, and the worse of all: the new Conan looks like some hippie gipsy and that "girlfriend" of him looks like a bitch, on the line.

  • @candygloss come on ur joking,cant be serious

  • HAHAHA!! i LOL'D 

  • OMFG ! So fucking LOL ! I cry ... :D:D

  • I don't mind Mamoa but this is bloody funny!

  • LOL GOOD OLD ARNIE

    

  • love how he passes out at the end

  • muito bom!!!

  • Funnee !! I was LOL too.

  • momoa is a conan for woman ,my girlfriend loves him ...and i said 50 pounds of muscle mass more and i love him too! in the following night we have no sex !

  • Arni is the only Conan. Momoa is a gay bitch!! If you used someone on steroids, the movie would be better. Robert e. Howard in his book describes "gigantic muscles

  • The old Arnold version is coming out on blu-ray soon, That'll be my reboot.

  • the only conan and the only terminator is by arnold fuck all other

  • Having watched this movie probably 30 times before I turned 10 years old in 1995, I immediately knew where this youtube video was going with the thumbnail and the title! The new Conan needs to be crucified on the tree of woe! Crom laughs at your four winds and your crappy reboot!

  • the movie was shit..the final is ridiculous..the little kid is more barbarian than momoa himself..garbage of movie

  • I prefer to watch the original movie and you?

  • lol!

  • gosh.. new conan looks like porn star

  • omg this is funny it get's funnier every time you watch it!!!

  • lol!!

  • Hahaha good one

  • Worst reboot ever, Arnold made the first one too epic... Fuck this happy faggot conan that jason mamon tried to act. Totally worthless, my wife kept elbowing me to stop me from falling asleep, the movie flashes back and forth between areas and expects us to follow a poorly written poorly acted movie. First 10 min was pretty cool (the part when hes a kid) The rest is gay frat joking faggot conan freeing slaves and being an overall pussy. Crom casts him out of Valhalla!!!

  • 2 funny

  • Conan 2011....crap music , crap sword , crap body and no CROM

  • Watched it in 3D yesturday....Rubbish...If your a fan dont watch it in 3D give it a chance atleast. Momoa has a better face than Arnold if u wanna stay true to the comic but his physique is nothing, just not intimidating enough, flat muscle definition just hasnt got that Grrrrrr facter of aggression when he flex's or even just standing there just looks flat. 90 million well wasted ! give me $2,000 and in ten weeks i would have turned him into a beast he would have looked scary

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  • "Little" Momoa?? The guy is 6' 5"!! Arnie is only 6' 1". Momoa is NOT a little guy.  I'm just sayin'...

  • Hey debuss, the movie fucking tanked. Get over it. Barely anyone liked/loved that abomination.

  • lol that made me laugh hardcorely hahaha XD

  • At least they should have cast a f:ing professional body builder...Momoa doesn't have the feature and heavyness...stupid caster.

  • @Aetila LMAO "professional body builder"??? That was the problem with old action movies, casting steroid lumps who could barely deliver their lines. I don't need to see any more body builders passed off as "movie stars" - thx all the same.

  • @rjpare your just in love with mamoa.. admit it.. steroid or not he fits the character perfect.. lines or not he delivered it as a barbarian should,, never say he was a movie star that can play all teary eyed movies , or chick flick and what not but the context of the barbarian character fits him like a glove. admit it, most who are pro on mamoa as conan ares tween that love men like arnold would describe it " girlie man"

  • Let's remember that the 1982 Conan wasn't supposed to be a carbon copy of Robert E. Howard's books. John Milius took the Conan character (casted him perfectly) and interpreted him in his own way.

    The start of the 1982 movie shows Nietzshe's quote "That which doesn't kill us makes us stronger." and the rest of the film goes on to explain that quote with it's story; it's NOT just an mindless action flick (unlike another Conan movie I can think of).

  • lol!!! Totally. I liked how Conan was all wild eyed and goofy but totally a force to reackon with... the new one seems one dimensional...

  • Original Conan was not a hero. No one gave a shit about him until Arnold came along and turned him into the bigger than life bushido warrior hero that everyone wants to be.

  • well said

    

  • maybe jason should play sobutai in the next one first was way better

  • Neither of them suit the role. Let's agree on that. REH would disapprove both of them im sure.

  • Muscle can be acquired, as the latest pictures show. Also, since he can *act* look for Conan to be more than a musclebound guy w/an Austrian accent and horrible pronunciation.

    If anyone was a fan of the comics, you'll recall that Arnie at 250lbs is about 40lbs heavier than Conan is supposed to be, altho they do share the same height of 6'2". If anything, Momoa's build is more in line w/what RE Howard envisioned.

  • @Corpzmaker19

    Yeah, Total Recall is in the works. It'll be out sometime next year (2012). Colin Farrell will be playing Doug Quaid/Houser, Kate Beckinsale will be playing Lori & Jessica Biel will be Melina. I was as shocked as you!

  • OMG, video was awesome! Hahahaha!!

  • WTF is up with all the Arnold re-makes!?!? I just read that they're making a

    "Total Recall" re-make, with colin farrel!? i mean wtf?

    If any1 should make a re-make it sould be for movies like "The Birds" or anything made over 50 years ago, im outraged, Arnold is THE KING, MR OLYMPIA, He's the Terminator and fucking Conan!!!

  • @Corpzmaker91 man, it cant be, hollywood is so pour of ideas that continues re-making old classic movie and take money for the name, 2012 where are you? mankind is over

  • hahahahahhahaa GO ARNI This guy is a Homo and an embarassment to Conan Comics and Fans - IDIOT LOSER CASTING MILLION THUMBS DOWN!!

  • MOMOA IS A FUCKING CHOIRBOY COMPARED TO ARNOLD, A CHOIRBOY!

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  • Momoa needs more time in Somoa training camp. Like another 2 years lol

  • LMAO this is funny

  • Thats the greatest thing I have ever seen HAHA

  • hahah yes -- this is JUST LIKE my video -- arnold stars in

  • hahahaha

  • ok although this video is a little funny- whoever made the video is also a prick!!! I love the way you selected one of Jason's slim pixs. Why not use a promo shot of Jason portaying Khal Drogo or Ronan Dex? Jason may not have the overly, steroid induced muscles that Arnold had but, he's still a suitable selection for the role. If you've seen Game of Thrones, I'm sure you would have an improved opinion of Jason, both for his physical appearance & his acting credibility.

  • @Rampage3606 Khal Drogo's awesome Columbian Neck tie was great :D

  • Send that impure non-caucasian half-breed back to the big Island! Let him eat poi while taking it up the ass from a bunch of angry Samoans! There is only one Conan the Barbarian! His name is Arnold Shwarzenegger! All you sissy marys who don't agree, piss off!!!

  • @jwadiak I think it's time to move on.

  • Considering Arnold's Conan WASN'T a Barbarian it should be Jason who should be doing the laughing. Arnold is awesome, but Conan he was not.

  • good !!!

  • - Conan, what is best in life?

    - To crush your enemies, see them driven before you... and to hear the lamentation of their women!

  • arnold god = crom

    momoa god = mitch from baywatch

  • lol exactly my reaction.

  • schwarzenegger ?this man was just 7 times mr olimpia..momoa was 7 times a day gay in baywatch series

  • epic idea this video

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OL

  • Ha uh ha huh hauh hahh huahh ha ha ha

    OMG lol

  • LOL awsome

  • MOMOA IS CONAN!

  • Epic laugh!

  • Agreed.

  • lmaooo that was funny

  • Funny video. I can't believe they used this guy he's not big enough. I agree the Rock would have been way better.

  • @lawbambam The freakin' rock yes! Where the hell was he! The reason they didnt get him is because this was a small ass budget film and nobody should watch it. It deserves only dvd release. Make a real conan!

  • well momoa looked like a badass in stargates lets see if he can pull this one off

  • Would be better if you putt some picture from the actual movie.

  • The Rock would be perfect for the casting

  • all these haterzz livin in the past shuld get a life nd be glad that theyre actually makin more conan movies. people said they didnt wnt ian playing gandalf the grey nd he turned out to be amazing. Same for chris evans as capt america so give the motherfucker a chance.

  • LMAO This video is the shit!!!!!

  • kkkkkkkkkkkk, se comparar a foto do Momoa que foi colocada, realmente é de dar risadas... kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • Arnold: "Momoa ,what is best in life ?" Momoa: "a nice haircut,nice skin color,a day in a beauty salon! "

    Arnold:" hhahahhahahahhahhahahahhahahha­hhahahhaahahhahahaha!"

  • For me Arnold was one big disaster. Hated that dumb face and German accent. Im big Howard fan, grow up on his books and thats not how Howard pictured Conan.

    Hope Mamoa will do the justice, but i think Hawaii are way way way to far from Cimmeria

  • I'm actually looking forward to the movie. I think Mamoa is a great choice now and Arnold was a great choice then. Having said that, this was a pretty damn funny clip (even if it was obvious).

  • ahahhahahahhahahahqahahahahaha­hhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahha­hahahahahha

  • HAHAHAHA

  • arnold did it better. by the trailer i dont like the route this is going.. Conan, arnolds Conan was more than muscles.. it was the way he played him, he played it right.. Conan doesnt whine about his problems to a woman.. he was a real man, goddamnit.. but ill still rent this in the hopes its not as bad as it looks

  • Meanwhile in West Cimmeria!

  • after seeing momoa in game of thrones he could be conan the first conan can never be beaten especially thulsa doom getting his head cut off at end

  • Momoa gay shit

  • Arnold is Conan^^ Mamoa go back home!!!

  • @Freud551 Read the books. Arnold's Conan is a disgrace to the books.

  • Crom laughs with him

  • The pictures we have dont give the sensation of low tec and ancient... Its just nor "real" enough.

  • @lagartauro1999 You are absolutely right. They should have followed the design Frank Frazetta and John Milius presented. These new costumes look bad.

  • You are funny and creative...rsrs

  • None of you idiots know what your talking about. "I read the books." "I know what he really looks like." Shut the hell up. If you want your Conan to be gay choose Momoa. It's gonna be one of those movies that looks pretty cool on the trailer then after people watch it, It's like yeah whatever. And another legend ruined. They should'v just got Eva Longoria to play the part then they might have something.

  • @dagoth76 omg it doesnt matter how he's suppose to look! arnold didnt fit the description too. Like Rose Mcgowen and everyone in the movie said in there interviews. Jason is awesome in the movie. Please! Jason is intelligent & a awesome Actor. He is the next hottest Actor, Brad who? Jason is Hot! but also can Act..can't beat that. come on! Elizabeth taylor played cleopatra, and cleopatra is a dark egyptian queen. get real!

  • @Kingantichrist Conan have FACE to. Just look at the original drawings.

  • @lagartauro1999 so what? arnold doesn't fit at all for the role, except for his muscles...he have brown hair in the first place...and by the way, momoa's facial expressions are closer to the original drawings, at least to me

  • @Kingantichrist No he doesnt, conan in the original books/comic books/ and short stories was a very large man, who used skill, wits, and his naturla size/power to destroy his enemies. this new conan is not nearly big enough to match the descritpion arnold is much better suited for the role of conan.

  • @Kingantichrist BULLSHIT!! Heroes are supposed to have a heroic physique not a fitness model physique

  • @Kingantichrist oh and fix your grammar kind sir.... more better does not work. You could have said far better..

  • @Kingantichrist "Oh derrrr... he, uh, looks more like the comic book Conan so, uh, I think that makes him suite the part better. duhhh."

    You're a fucking idiot. Arnold is a warrior, I'd like to see Jason Mamoa bite the throat out of a vulture.

  • @URProductions he ripped the tongue of a man out from his throat.....i think that tops it

  • @daBUSSYMAN1001 Was he being crucified at the time? Does he get crucified? Did he punch a camel in the face while drunk and stoned? Did he ever win Mr. Olympia, become the biggest action star of a decade, a huge business mogul, marry into the Kennedy's and go on to be governor of California?

    Conan is about the Nietzchean ideal of strength over all odds - Arnold Schwarzenneger lived that ideal in real life. Mamoa's just a pretty boy who worked out for a couple months.

  • @URProductions Your naming the achievements of a man in his 60's and comparing it to another in his 30's, and you expect the same results? Now i agree that Schwarzenneger had a very successful life which would be difficult to replicate but judging on person by how he looked while he was younger? Or even worse being stuck in the past because you don't want a movie from your childhood remade? I don't think there is a problem with Mamoa, its with people to ignorant to give him a try.

  • @daBUSSYMAN1001 You're right of course, Mamoa might actually do a semi alright job. The real problem is with the asshole producers who feel the need to bastardize yet another classic.

    And don't give me that shit about being stuck in the past. A classic's a classic no matter how old it is. It doesn't need to have a reboot of it made 30 years later unless fat Hollywood execs decide to rip on an old franchise name to score some cheap cash.

    Fuck that noise, at least some of us don't buy it.

  • @URProductions he did alright but the movie sucked

  • @URProductions I agree that the movie industry is exploiting classics with sequels and reboots for a quick buck and it does anger me as well. So yes the problem is with the producers, not with the actors/actresses who are trying to make living.

  • @URProductions Well said! "Stuck in the past" is the most stupid thing one can say because Conan lived 10.000 years before our time. All modern movies have virtual effects and emancipated women. Since I was 12 years old Conan The Barbarian is my all-time favourite movie and I curse this new version! Conan will forever be like in the Arnold-movie, no matter what any little teenager bitch with no doubt can say.

  • @Thoemme666 Well most people who criticize arnold's conan actually read Robert's books and know that momoa is what conan really looks like, and those books are old so they are not teenage bitches.(unless you are talking about twilight fans who melted like butter on a hot skillet when they saw momoa lol)

  • @Thoemme666 Read the books, and you'll see just how much Arnold disgraced that character.

  • @Thoemme666 true words

  • @Thoemme666 you should grip some Robert E Howard books if you want to know the REAL Conan. That being said Arnold's Conan is also my fav movie.

  • @URProductions shut up you boner biting bastard! i just saw the movie and i can tell you: momoa literally smashes arnold performance, Period.

  • @Kingantichrist So what? He jumps around more, does more acrobatics and more choreographed fights and talks more "badass" barbarian shit? Give me a break.

  • @URProductions did u ever read a single fucking novel of conan? he is described exactly like momoa is in the movie

  • @Kingantichrist But does Momoa know the riddle of steel? I think not. Krom laughs at Momoa, casts him out of Valhalla!

    But seriously, I have read the books. They're classics. The 1982 Conan the Barbarian was also a classic, not a carbon copy of the book but it wasn't supposed to be. The new one is just another CGI mess. Give it a decade and it'll be thrown in the dust heap along with 1984's Conan the Destroyer, but people will still be reading the books and watching the 1982 masterpiece.

  • @URProductions how can you call that a masterpiece? come on, that is pathetic attempt to make a conan movie...this new one is more loyal to the books and that's why is far more better than the 82 one

  • @Kingantichrist GODDAMIT! Any dumbass director can use a book as a script and make a movie out of it. John Milius made a masterpiece BECAUSE he didn't slavishly copy the book. HE DID HIS OWN FUCKING THING WITH IT! And it fucking worked.

  • Ironic, because when the original Conan from the 1930s was asked what he thought of Schwarzenegger, he did exactly the same thing. You could at least have posted a more up-to-date picture where Momoa's actually beefed up, though.

  • @taranaich u dont know what conan looks like, i recomend u to read the original from Robert E. Roward.

  • @lagartauro1999 And neither do you. Roberts Conan did not look like arnold at all. Momoa is closer but not spot on. I think he can be a great conan.

  • @lagartauro1999

    Whats his copywrite date?

  • @lagartauro1999

    Having read original books I must say Conan is the beast. Howard always described him with the words "gigantic muscles", "brute strength" etc. Look at the barbarian class in Diablo2, now that should Conan look like. Momomomomoa is fail.

  • @lagartauro1999 I'd suggest you do the same. Momoa's only missing feature is the Blue Eyes, sure the movie may suck "havent seen it but word of mouth not good" But atleast it's trying to fit with the stories where as Arnolds film? Yeah way to rip off Kull and make him a retard with the shortest long sword this side of Link from Hyrule.

  • @taranaich

    Who the fuck would laugh at Shwarzenegger, dumbass? Dont you see this guy Momola is hilarious? Plus, the new movie is pretty much crap.

  • @taranaich yah i know

  • @taranaich Arnold Schwarzenneger has spent his entire life seeking power and fame and earned every bit of it that he got - just like Conan who, to quote: "became king by his own hands." Arnold didn't just play Conan the Barbarian, Arnold IS the real-life Conan.

    I imagine 1930's Conan would've regarded Arnold the same as he regarded Subatai the Thief: with respect.

    Mamoa? He's just a pretty boy in yet another summer CGI extravaganza.

  • I have to reserve judgement out of pure hope, but I must say I'm scared $hitless about it. I feel like maybe they just asked Kevin Sorbo, and even he laughed at their script, and so they just dropped down even lower on the list. Very scary, but still I live in hope it's not going to be lame. That sword they've got is certainly lame. Why didn't they just go with Drasko Andjic? lol

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