KQ Classic bit 'Cash Call'

[twinnkeltoes914]

Do they do this any more?? I love it!!

[Waboom1]

I was outside cutting wood, I heard the phone ring and so I run.

[yankeesbabe77]

PAIR A CHOPPERS.

[hubbardsucks]

ken thomas is alive and kickin on wjjy 106.7 doing the morning show. god bless the studio tech that saved all the cash call takes! after all these years still classic radio!

[ofdffw10]

Just drive through brainerd and heard ken talking about the cash call jackpot. 106.7 WJJY!

[Chris55433]

You're gay!

[aerosmithfan122]

At 3:29 sounds like my grandma

[wildfan987]

this is why us Minnesotans are the best hahaha

[volkssport06]

northerners :P

[TmonE1223]

Ernie's not home right now.

[AshleyKittyCat]

17 dollars hows that? i heard the phone ring so i runned. my grandpa always says that!

[Ghettonewshaniqua]

i hear the phone ring...so i run.

[Waboom1]

I love minnesota

[Ptown6700]

"A pair of choppers"

[ukeinfused]

my family all thinks the first one was our grandfather :)

[cwolfe74]

Is there somebody with any Chucker bits?

[hbkusa]

3 people were NOT INTERESTED

[kiddosthang]

Anyone know where I can find and of the Immigrant Game calls?

[NinaFofeena]

So sad... all Ken Thomas wants to do is give away the Cash Call money, and you can hear his heart break a little bit when the person doesn't know the amount. Or what WJJY is, or who Ken Thomas is. And only Minnesotans know what choppers are, and we're not telling!!!

[sazonada]

@NinaFofeena I have never figured out what they are. I imagined he wanted teeth as his prize.

[MorbidBliss22]

NO I AIN'T! :D

[Carlinism]

that cheap old man was concerned that he was getting a "cost call"

[Allisonree2007]

I love how the old people change the subject by talking about themselves rather than realize what the call is about. Oh Minnesotans :)

[GR2BBAND]

Ernie is not home right now! ha ha

[rkevo55]

You always knew when KQ dusted off this classic by the vernacular spewed by warehouse workers throughout the Twin Cities. You'd walk into a place, and everyone inside is all "Anyone Can Come" this and "Cash Ball!?" that.

No, I ain't!

[hubbardsucks]

@rkevo55 ummm so whats your pernt?

[Zoidberg312]

I've heard this on Mark and Brian here in LA. Hilarious.

[BlackCat666ification]

Best piece of audio in history....

[atomheart9]

anyone can come

[ImpossibleKillrXBL]

A pair of choppers

FUNNEH!!!!!!!!

[droverson]

your gay, are you gay?

[tennismaster08]

A pair of choppers

[Waboom1]

he was talking about the leather snowmobile mittens probably.

[tubian323]

"A pair of choppers" classic!

[tubian323]

I think the guy might have meant a pair of motorcyles when he said "a pair of choppers".

[JeffCaster]

I was thinking the gloves or fake teeth (cuz Brainerd)

[JoWack]

a pair of choppers!! lol roflmao twice!

[joetri10]

X D

[burnoutthensum]

Fuckin Halarious!

[TheSu37pilot]

you're gay!

[dontcallmesurely]

3:13 "chess ball?" ROFLMAO

Even the DJ can't stop from cracking up.

[macthecomedian]

i heard this on one of my local radio programs, a comedy duo in the mornings here, Mark and Brian KLOS 95.5, anyhoo they were playing this (id heard it before but i cant remember where from) but as soon as they mentioned Brainerd, i instantrly think of Fargo! (the movie)

[tubian323]

Fargo, yah you betcha!

[macthecomedian]

oh yah you got dat right, dontchya know.

[adobepencilman4]

does she say ur gay at the last call? i think she does

[Larommi71]

she does

[TMarche]

this is honestly the most hilarious thing i have ever heard.

[adobepencilman4]

i have this on my ipod

[blutgr7]

wow. just wow.

[HumbleAntagonist]

oh wow.....

not all people from Brainerd are this bad, I swear.

[CousinDupree]

A pair of choppers.

[SOKKAGUY]

choppers

[snikliw87]

choppers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chax1971]

ah 1 word or 2?

who is dis?

yea? Yea? anybody can come...been to fargo...

Chest fall?

[stephiphany]

I had this on CD a while back. So hilarious.

[pballer178]

as a resident of brainerd i would just like to assure people that brainerd is not filled with a bunch of old and crazy people im 19 and im a proud resident of this city... aww who am i kidding NEVER COME HERE IF YOU WANNA KEEP YOUR SANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mplssteveo]

Thank you to whomever put this here... I've been trying to find a recording of this for years! My friends and family use most of these lines at least once a day in one way or another. A great Minnesota treasure... Elderly hard-of-hearing Swedes. Gotta love 'em. :o)

[dylanhighway61]

This is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Only "Cat Lady" is funnier.

[TonyDanzaaa]

yahhh, o.k., thanks, mm-hmmm, bu-bye, becker, mora, hugo, maple lake, alec, big lake, funny shit man.

[travj1978]

Goddamn this is funny-I remember when this first aired, thought I'd die laughing!

[jvski72]

This was laugh out loud hilarious!!!!

Er you gay?

[tom27055]

everybody in minnesota talks like this. that's why they think they're superior to the rest of the world.

[mrflask]

what are you talking about?

[seaw0003]

Minnesotan's ARE superior.

[kiddosthang]

@seaw0003 Yah, that's a lake there ya know???

[ajentrypt]

'this is just grandma here alone...'

[kiddosthang]

@ajentrypt with your chest fall?

[nature1974]

"Who ish dish?"

[trekforphotos]

RU Gay?

[richno3]

luv this

[drompper]

Yer gay,...... R u gay!

[Peachestastesogood]

don't say like that

[sixstring74]

I can never find this on the k.q. web site. Classic... because... anybody can come with a pair of choppers and seventeen dollars!!

[sheelajacks07]

Besides they smell like rotten lutefisk and sleep wit der maws.

[sheelajacks07]

These inbred dirty whitetrash don't know shit.

[thefallguy1986]

classic minnesota...

[crowolf64]

They're all a bunch of old fogeys. Poor folks wouldn't have a clue!

[epiclawn]

I hear the phone ring so I run

[chabba77]

Anybody can come!

[simonj31]

Who ish dis? I luv kq!!!

[JeffCaster]

I am Jeffrey, a loyal listener since 1990. I have the 'Jesse Ventura' classic bit skits on tape too, but I need to copy them to my HD to upload them.

[octaneboy]

I heard the phone rangin' so I run.

[abongaarts]

pair of choppers

[spkobis]

these people sound stoned or something. take a guess, um a pair of choppers, c'mon what the shell

[allensarmy03]

"Youre gay!" for posting this on You Tube! I lived in Brainerd for a short period of time and its the real thing. Thanks to the Q for having some fun with it. And RIP Eino Korpi, heard he passed away not that long ago.