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  • He said "Bitch you ugly anyway..."

  • mmh I was going to sleep but nooo I think I'll pass now and have some coffee to avaoid a night of nightmares....

  • GPS in the legs. Great stuff.

  • "first glimpse of spider" *captures alot of perfect footage, of both sexes*

  • <---- watching footage of a spider, feels something on my arm, swats it in fear of being a spider

  • where da white women at?

    *troll*

  • Was waiting for a..Doesn't matter had sex

  • Today's lesson learned: BITCHES AINT NOTHING BUT HOS N' TRICKS

  • foreveralone.png

  • a male lady spider. TIME PARADO-

  • apollo 18?

  • Mmmm I think they mated.

  • looks like hes gunna get som-----OOO NO

  • What the hell? White lady spider is a male? ? ?

  • wth is this the moon or some shit

    

  • oh my god im highasSHIT and this is like a fuckin soap opera

  • All that spider wanted is some pussy :\

  • wtf did i just watch.....

  • Their homes have cute doors.

  • Welp, the missus aint interested, time to go masterbate.

    XD

  • 1:44 Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    I'm horny

    I'm horny wh-AAARGGH!!!

  • ADS!!!!

  • God i HATE spiders

  • this spider is the reason aunt may became madame web!

  • whats so special about this spider?

  • @eatmyshorts2007 well, it uses doors for their homes... and they are polite because they knock before going in! 

  • hahaha thats the fastest spider ever

  • LOL 2:19 OH NO!

  • Lowbrow jokes are always the top rated ones.

  • I would think all that pressing to the ground has to do with the spiders chemoreceptors and pheromones. Basically it follows it's "nose"

  • This is the opposite to when I go out at night, I usually walk in a straight line to get there and stumble around on my way back. Oh well, at least we get the same reactions from the ladies...

  • @iliginjaili LMAO.. nice

  • @iliginjaili the best comment I've read this year!

  • @iliginjaili lmao!

  • @iliginjaili Hahahahaha

  • I think the reason why the female white lady spider doesn't like the male is because she likes those bbc's

  • wtf is wrong with the guy talking?? he's like how does he know where to go?? sounding like a real dumb fuck mate. hhe goes out to get some then goes home, it aint that difficult. the guy acts like he cured aids or somthing

  • @irealydodominate

    Asking how does he know where to go is a valid question. From what i gather about this video is that we do not know much about this spider, so they do not know if it sees in the dark or even how it navigates.

  • @Euugor well he goes out of his own hole which he made and owns then enters that same hole. fucking dicks man

  • @irealydodominate

    ... He traveled 200 meters in the dark and on mostly flat and plain surface, its a small spider! Its pretty amazing!

    It´s like if you tried to find your hidden hole several miles away in a flat desert. Good luck.

  • @Euugor yes it's amazing but can't people just give credit to such creatures instead of being so surprised that a spider has a different way of doing things then the conventional human. bats are blind and they fly in the dark out of their cave and travel distances and make it back don't they.

  • @irealydodominate

    I´m almost speechless. Let me think. I´m gonna try to speak your language as you seem to be to ignorant to understand.

    "You see a movie and it´s REALLY good, so good that you were caught by surprise! But why were you surprised? You´ve seen movies before, even movies with planes like the one you just saw!"

    Your own words say that there is something wrong with you for liking this movie and you sound like a dumb fuck. Your words, different scenario.

    Hey, there´s a part 2!

  • @irealydodominate

    These are animal/insects enthusiasts. Its there life to study them. They can´t be amazed and surprised without sounding like dumb fucks?

    Now i understand what you said.

    1. The whole "point" of your comment is pointless, rude and you sound like a grade school bully.

    2. You use such insulting words because the guy was SURPRISED! I mean what is wrong with you? You dumb fuck.

    Now learn manners, learn common sense when opening your mouth and learn to literally think.

  • @Euugor now listen here you dumb fucking cunt. if he is an expert then he should know what to expect from these creatures. now i posted my comment to show how ignorant this guy is being. if your going say my point is pointless make sure your point is valid. fuck you!

  • @irealydodominate

    hahaha. That´s it, its impossible.

  • @irealydodominate

    This show was aimed at children. Hence the children's presenting style.

  • @30Ciaran ... :/... :s... ohhh. well then that explains a lot. thank you :)

  • 2:16 this is so similar to how girls react to me at the bar it's scary

  • is he waiting for a reply?.... *FOOT STEPS ON HIM"

  • lol looks like hes gunna get some.....ahhh no

  • i somehow feel safer due to its white color.

  • man those are some cool sound effects... pew pew pew pew... pew pew pew pew...

  • haha he had a plastic spoon and two flashing homing beacons to guide him back. that's how. lol

  • Rejected! :P

  • "it looks like hes ganna get some" LMAO

  • fake

  • @duhqueenmoki Dick.

  • perverted spider lol

  • I JUST wanna get that fuckin plastic spoon and poke it through his fuckin burrow and let him find a new damn home

  • @GlerdskiParkourz erm........no.

  • that is disgusting.

  • id beat the shit out of that lady spider

  • How the fuck can u find spider tracks?

  • it is spinning downhill male trapdoor spider

  • Spider is such a man eater he jsut wanted to love!

  • id still squish it :)

  • 'great isn't it' lol'd

  • what the fuck

  • press 0:55 for erection

  • @guilaumehearn lololololol I was like ''wtf, did I miss something!?''

  • why is dis cool?

  • 13 girls aren't that white ^^

  • no, NO!!! FUCK I HATE SPIDERS

  • they named it Thomas?

  • That girl spider must of been on her peroid

  • just as her out, what's the worst that can happen? its not like she'll jump you as you approach her and try to eat you :D

  • Awesome secret door 0:33 :D

  • @webkinzluv09 What are you talking about

    

  • @ScuzzbagMcgee oh srry wrong time i was sleepy but in the end it looks like a secret door when he opens it up

  • The tapping would make sense cause spiders have legs in almost all directions. Why do female spiders try to eat male ones so often anyway?

  • What a bitch! Girls suck. 

  • LOL SO CUTE.

  • eewwwwwwwwww

  • That's amazing!

  • please i walk up and down my stairs at night without lights in the pitch dark. and you do it too.. if someone come to my house and try that. they will be lucky if they don't die.

  • please i walk up and down my stairs at night without lights in the pitch dark. and you do it too.. if someone come to my house and try that. they will be luck if they don't die.

  • DON'T DO IT SHE WANTS TO EAT YOU.... i tried to warn him all female spiders are the same they either want to get laid then eat you or just eat you :(

  • The reason the spider walked wierd was because he was drunk and he tried to get laid by knocking on his ex door and she wouldn't have none of that. So he stumbled home alone.....

    we are so alike.

  • I think she wants to eat him uh oh

  • "goooo oooonnnn, gooooo ooooon, good lad"

  • White lady spider is a male... the fuck?

  • @BittenMitten IT'S A TRAP!

  • @BittenMitten What about "Ladybugs"? There are males...

  • i thought at 0:55 it was showing the planet. :x that spider can travel far.

  • feel sorry for the male spiders being called a white "lady" spider

  • @TheMoomama it's like being a lady bug.

  • "Great, isn't it?" :P

  • HAhaha!

    

  • hey at least he knocks first lol

  • the male one is quagmire

  • nature is just amazing

  • @ 00:36 "we can only see the spider with infrared" are you saying that this is an INVISIBLE SPIDER? =/.

  • i was about to comment how the title says its a lady but the info says its a male, but then i found out its actually called a Lady spider......dumb ass

  • i thought this was underwater when it started

  • Cameras Filming Cameras... but WHYYYYYYYYYYYY??????

  • cool vid. I'm excited to see what the research yeilds!!

  • I had a spider friend named Spidey .... it wasn't my pet but it was there in the basment the whole time I didn't want to kill it , because it was so small and helpless

    now it left =/

  • the male spider is a sexual predator. =0

  • "Well now we know what he's after." Yeah, he wants some ass.

  • that thing come by my house i kill it! Dayam nature, you scary!!!

  • Hm. So this is why she's been ignoring me...

  • Well the problem is, it's a White Lady spider. If it was an Asian Lady spider, the female would be more submissive

  • Okey im scared of females for now

  • i wonder what kinda lens is that

  • Booty call gone wrong?

  • this is cool :) although the speed of those critters is creepy.

  • HOLY SHIT AND I THOUGH VISITING MY GIRL FRIEND IN THOSE DAYS WAS BORING AND DANGEROUS AT THE SAME TIME.......

  • The glass like spider..

  • THIS IS A PEACE OF SHIT

  • worst time to get an itch

  • so like since this is a rare vid bout a girl spider does this mean spiders are ditchin their husbands and going to da moon?

  • Jeez what planet is he on?! the moon??!!

  • @smarte861 A desert?

  • that's amazing photography skills!

  • I like the way one spiders like 'O'HAI' and then the other ones just like 'BRING IT! BOOM'

  • you are now aware that there's a spider next to your foot

  • whos thomas? haha

  • Well.... I just shit my pants... *Sigh*

  • The same reaction from the "Bed Intruder"

  • i dont care how rare that thing is, i would pop a cap in its ass

  • even spiders have booty calls

  • when it's white its a lady, but when its black it's a widow.

  • @smartzazi what name would you suggest for a spider that eats its mate after mating, and also happens to be black?

  • @duvalinhn black spider

  • @smartzazi ah ah ah!!!!!!!

  • /watch?v=6ixWSokmovs

  • 'sound in the ground/vibration sensitive legs' im not sure but maybe having the only plastic spoon stuck in the desert floor outside your home is a clue

  • @unclepunkle

    made my day XDD

  • @unclepunkle guess you missed the part where they said it was completely dark there and you can see anything

  • @unclepunkle theres more than one stone genius

  • 1:57

    Knock knock, anybody home?

    *Opens door*

    HELLO?

    HOLY SHITR!?!

  • @sukasa3399 true story lol

  • If I was the one to see it, I'd smash it. I hate spiders.

    But that is really cool how it can sense vibrations in the ground.

  • @CANEPA13 agreed

  • "he looks like he's gonna get some". But, OH no!! lol

  • @NOTSOBER2012 hahaha yeah that made me laugh too :P

  • They should put a didlo in the sand and see if it throws off the spider.

  • @miceskin good idea

  • @miceskin if they do it should be one that vibrates ^_^

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  • that a bad bitch to F@#^k with

  • nurburgring?

    

  • "at least we know what he's after"

  • oh no thats not the reaction hes after

  • this is so fucking cute...hehehehhe, i love looking at the attractive nature of animals.

  • fascinating

    

  • First i thought that was on the moon.haha

  • *spider peels up burrow entrance and stuffs all eight of its freaky legs in* Great isn't it?

  • Beautiful spider however if it crawled on me while I was sleeping, lets just say it would be in spider heaven!

  • If this was the first ever sighting of a White Lady spider, how did they know it was white?

  • @kozmon0t That's what they called it after discovering it.

  • @kozmon0t First ever captured viewing of the spider.

  • Spider: Lets go through the fucking time-portal... wtf. SPOONS AINT NO FUCKING DINOSAURS BITCH!

  • DAMN NATURE YOURE SCARY!

  • nigga shoulda been charged with breakin and entering! no wonder the bitch attacked him

  • 2:18 This captures my entire dating life in ten seconds of video.

    :(

  • @salvagebar I loled

  • @salvagebar Lol welcome to the club.

  • @salvagebar forever alone

  • Bljak !! I hate spiders!!

    But this made me laugh.... hahaha....what a fight....It was great !!

  • The male is just like "so do you want to go out?" the female is like "FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

  • That's a lot of wandering around and no booty..

  • FAKE!

  • Even if they did..."mate"...the female eats the male anyways afterwards :I