Does it really matter if he steals jokes... I mean its not that bad.., you guys dont know if he asked the other comedians to use their jokes... So before you guys get all mad and shit and say all kinds of crap... And if you dont like him.. Then dont watch his videos... Simple as that
@CanalesAdan he didnt steal every joke he told i have yet to see this one anywhere he can come up with some funny stuff on his own like this if he actually sat down and thought about it more intead of just sometimes and using other peoples jokes to fill in the blanks
everyone hatin on him because "he stole a joke" are literally retarded. I really hope you are hatin all every magician after houdini who is doin that escape out of the water bit...oh and..the creator of Family Guy, oh and almost every single movie out there about their child gettin kidnapped and being held for ransom, oh and every movie about a killer....wtf...stfu and enjoy the damn show...like u do when ur watching every other TV show on the channel that copies every other TV show....retards..
@Legend12211221 You nailed it. I miss this guy, most of the blame for his fall from grace should be aimed at that no talent POS Joe Rogan. Yeah Joe, you never stole a joke good for you, now if only your act was funny... I guess George Lopez was pissy too, the joke about kicking all the Mexicans out of Cali then building a wall... but who's gonna build it? When Lopez told it, it was about as funny as me just now, I heard Carlos tell it first and laughed my ass off.
@lawnsausages Thanks! Yea some people don't understand that others are either softcore or hardcore and like the way things are told a certain way....its like sainyg...wow..this is awesome (in a sarcastic way), or say...this shit sucks!...straight up....lol...depends which u prefer.....but yeah...i heard carlos tell it first as well...then I heard George Lopez....Then i heard that lame ass lazy talkin guy...lol...i liked Carlos' way better.
@lawnsausages yea but see legend....Lopez stole it from a Mexican...that's o.k...Carlos stole it from a black man! OH MY GOD!!!!!! Let's all jump on the bandwagon now cuz somebody is taking something from the black man!
@bluesruley2k I don't like self-centered, self-important rich people and I don't like whiny-ass black people who blame all their problems on everybody else and holler "racism" every chance they get. I have plenty of VERY close black friends who agree with me...Just having to say that is more racist than I like to be. I am part Cherokee, and when ANY black person can prove to me that their ancestors were treated worse than mine by the white man, THEN I might have a little sympathy!
@lawnsausages oh....Sorry. LOL.....And yea....Rogan IS an asshole! I think that's part of what makes him funny! Ever here of Andrew Dice Clay? LOL....Ok...he's REALLY not funny but, you get my drift I think. It's a shame people can't just laugh when people try to make them laugh. Everybody's gotta be a critic. Laughter, comedy, humor....etc....It's a beautiful thing! If you wanna pick on people for ripping others off, go pick on the rap & hip hop artists! Leave the comedians alone!
@bluesruley2k I love the Diceman... "Little Boy Blue... HE NEEDED THE MONEY! OH! Here's 2 of his bits I think are classics..." So I'm back stage gettin a blow job from one of the waitresses. She says Dice don't cum in my mouth... I said ok, but I'm gonna fuck up your hairdo!" and then, "I got my tongue up this chick's ass. But she's lookin back at me like, do I know you? I said what's the difference honey, because let me tell ya, it can be boring on line at the bank!"
@AppleSideburn5 It's called "P.C."! Everybody thinks you have to be so freakin POLITICALLY CORRECT in this country anymore. It's sickening! You get a man who's not even white & lays it on the line ACROSS THE BOARD...All the whiners get offended & start all these B.S. stories. And, of course, since the media has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING better to talk about these days, this is the kind of stuff they report. Nobody has anything better to do than listen to the useless media.
@bluesruley2k so it just spreads like a cancer....The media is the best tool in the world for anybody who wants to get something out there! Cuz people DON'T HAVE LIVES these days. They're too lazy to check the facts themselves! They just believe EVERYTHING the media tells them! First thing they read, see or hear is proven fact...whether it is proven or not. That's why media people always wanna get the story FIRST...Cuz they KNOW people will believe the FIRST thing they hear!
ralphie may also said that joke so whos steeling him or ralphie. man jokes got to stay alive enjoy them in the momment and stop hateing people that hate dont enjoy life always thinking negative dumb ass idiots
Why are ALL of his jokes that I've seen been racist/homophobic? I mean seriously. My friend is from Saudi Arabia, and they made he and his sister sit in the back of the plane while being watched the entire time just because of that. It's not funny. I don't know how anyone could laugh at this...
@mustachiosch Yeah, 'cause you know, we can change our race whenever we want. Grow up. Your ignorance is just another example of the ignorance displayed by Mencia and his fans...
@stparker77iskool wow....Carlos has been around for maybe 6 years. 6 years ago is a LOT younger for you? Wow! I think we should all LIKE TOTALLY respect your opinion!!!!
So he takes the easy road whenever possible... It's easy to not write your own material. It's easy to tell homophobic and racist jokes, it appeals to the lowest common denominator in mainstream american audiences. Guy's gotta make a living, but you know... not really breaking any new ground here. Easy laughs... Kinda the same concept as modern hiphop and bands like nickleback. Cookie cutter, unoriginal schlop... Boo...
ok you idiot haters.......i left a comment a few months back and you guys compleatly missed the point why do you go onto these vids and post negative comments hmmm does it give you a warm fuzzy feelings.......i like the routines and i could give a fuck were,who or when they come from. you guys font like him good for you so i ask you again WHY DO YOU GO ON HIS VIDS!!!
@PhantomSin626 checking back on your comments? its the same shit, every video someone posts a comment like yours. most of the people on here did not search specifically for his videos and once they see them they are just reacting to what they see, just because they give their opinion and you dont like it doesnt mean that they should stop talking, if we think his jokes are stolen then we can say it, and his jokes are clearly stolen, god damn, some people are so ignorant these days
@rbskills ignorent you say ... read my coments carefully you are intittled to your opinion just as i am to mine. my question is why bother going to his vids and saying this and that. it wont change anything. nore will it ever iam trying to enjoy his routines and i see people fuck this and fuck him he steals jokes.. welll if you REALLY look hard most people steal from others its only when people get big when the red flages start to show up. this is my opinion and you call me ignorant.. lol
@PhantomSin626 you were not expressing your opinion about the comedian, you did not focus on if he was good or bad, or what parts you liked or disliked. Yes technically you were expressing your opinion but then everything that ever came out of anybodies mouth is opinion. But you are talking about why people are watching this if they dont like him you are criticizing people for disliking a comedian I dont like him and I did not go out searching for any of his videos.
@musicislife25539 Yes he IS a joke! That's why he's a COMEDIAN and YOU'RE NOT! Comedians who tell it like it is, IMO, are THE BEST! Carlos tells it like it IS! If you can't laugh at that and/or agree with it, then you need to move to another country!!!! AND HE'S a SPICK!!!
@bluesruley2k Sorry but I don't believe racism is REALLY that much of a problem in this country anymore unless you're of a certain race who believes they are being discriminated against. I won't mention any particular race but if you whine constantly about how horrible your race is treated but yet self-destruct no matter how much this country gives you...even tho you are treated better than any OTHER race....ummm.....that would be YOU!
@bluesruley2k Everybody is screwing everybody! IN EVERY WAY! It doesn't matter what race you are! GET OVER IT!!!!! You're higher on the food chain than ANYBODY ELSE in this country! What MORE do you want?! Would you stop your crying already? You little BITCHES!
@hakkujin carlos did of course, he's the one who's telling the joke. Why would he have someone else write the joke if he's been a comedian for so long?
@hakkujin so I watched the video, i think carlso mencia listened to other comedians do those jokes and decided to give his take on those subjects at hand. I'm not saying he doesn't steal jokes, i'm saying he just gives his side of those jokes. There is a big difference between stealing a joke and giving ur interpretation of it.
@hakkujin so I watched the video, i think carlos mencia listened to other comedians do those jokes and decided to give his take on those subjects at hand. I'm not saying he doesn't steal jokes, i'm saying he just gives his side of those jokes. There is a big difference between stealing a joke and giving ur interpretation of it.
@plech09 Why are you even here watching this video, dumbass? Stop hating on him and go do something you DO like than watching comedians you think are bad... if you think about it, that sounds pretty ridiculous to me.
whens this video from? cause the rapper Immortal Technique uses " If you can take a dick u can take a joke" in his song obnoxious from 2003. So it could be coincidence but it could be ned mencia stealing material again....hmmmmm
i dont give a fuk if he stole or not cuz hes fukin hilarious and that other white guy isnt, he didnt jux steal shit, he stole it and perfected it, and the credit should go to who perfected it
i dont give a fuk if he stole or not cuz hes fukin hilarious and that other white guy isnt, he didnt jux steal shit, he stole it and perfected it, and the credit should go to who perfected it
that's a lie that he steals jokes, everybody tells the same jokes in their own way. is like the jew racist guy was crying that carlos stole the joke that who is going to build the wall at the border? the jew guy thinks he invented that joke? that's a lie people invented that joke, people who live close to the border, people who are afected and heard the news first, that is how jokes are created by social phenomena, it is the job of the comedian to make the best interpretation.
here is a question for all carlos haters...... what do you get out of looking for carlos vidsand posting that he sucks. Carlos has 3-4 specials that i know about and his own show. if he wasnt good and if he wasnt funny he wouldnt have all that. so if you dont like his style sit down and shut up!
@gnomeater i repeat what do you get for posting a coment like that? were i stand it seems you dont like carlos so either search for something you do like, or you can sit down watch and shut up
i get to inform more people of the garbage he is. i do it so more people will know the truth. and if everyone just sat down, shut up, and watched then we would live in an even worse world.
@gnomeater do you feel better now that you said that hmmmm? i still like him and there is absolutly nothing you can say to change that, and if there are some fans out there that can be swayed by your word then they werent fans to begin with.
@ncawadias Carlos steals jokes, Larry the cable guy is a fraud, Mike myers is untalented,
Sure it could all be true, but even if it is all true, stop complaining, it's about comedy.
Laugh, it might do ya some good.
@plech09 , Sure, all of carlos mencia's fans are pussies, of course... I bet you wouldn;t be man enough to say that to their faces, so I wonder what that makes you?
@PhantomSin626 Ya, he had those special and his show, until people found out that he isn't actually a comic, he is just funny with other people's material. Notice how he does not have any of that anymore?
@PhantomSin626 well for one he's a thief. 2 everyone's thought of whats funny is different look at it this way rape not funny right? Wrong look at it this way what if porky pig raped elmer fud that's how you make it funny. racist jokes like this/other peoples can only go so far before they get old
@PhantomSin626 Carlos Mencia stole material from Bill Cosby, Bobby Lee, George Carlin, Sam Kinison, Ari Schaffir, George Lopez, and many others. He is a terrible comedian who doesn't deserve his fame.
Honestly who cares if steals material? He's not stealing YOUR shit!
People spend so much energy and stress trying to prove things that dont even matter! While you're all worked up in a youtube argument or researching old stand up routines furiously, Carlos Mencia is sittin in a jacuzzi on his yacht.
So many haters here. But the fact is that he calls the ppl form US retarded and stupid directly and guess what ... they laugh the shit out of themselves. So this is BRILLIANT!
Does it really matter if he steals jokes... I mean its not that bad.., you guys dont know if he asked the other comedians to use their jokes... So before you guys get all mad and shit and say all kinds of crap... And if you dont like him.. Then dont watch his videos... Simple as that
bvbrulz98 4 days ago
@bvbrulz98 Actually several of the comedians that he stole from have confronted him about him ripping them off.
Some comedians will stop their set if Carlos walks in to the club and change to old material mid riff.
rrtodd95 3 days ago
Funny as he'll. Stupid fags
AUDIOSLAVE59 5 days ago
not funny.
silvastomp 1 week ago
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How is this mother fucker mexicant shit funny.
only blue colllar un educated trash like this ugly bastard.
nothing about this mother fucker is funny
REDMAN4444ABLE 2 weeks ago
Im sorry i ever came here
Painx17 3 weeks ago
if you can take a dick in the ass take the fucken joke fags
kenpachi688 3 weeks ago
it's not cuz he's not PC
(sorry)
TRA6023 1 month ago
it's not cuz he steals jokes, it's not coz he's not PR.
he just sucks simply. maybe he was born this way.
he should take drugs, lots of drugs. hell of a lot of drugs. maybe that wouldn't make him funnier, but at least he'd die sooner.
that was a non-PC joke, don't worry.
TRA6023 1 month ago
@TRA6023 who gives a shit, shut the fuck up get over it, why do you even watch this?
xCleverlyx 3 weeks ago
He is a thief! Carlos should be in jail for stealing!
CanalesAdan 2 months ago
@CanalesAdan he didnt steal every joke he told i have yet to see this one anywhere he can come up with some funny stuff on his own like this if he actually sat down and thought about it more intead of just sometimes and using other peoples jokes to fill in the blanks
creepingdeath171 1 month ago
Come on man, my dick don't work, come on man
iamBIGBROOX 2 months ago
Hey lets talk about somebody stealing jokes without even referencing the alleged origin of the jokes.
"He steals jokes" from fucking where?
plokmijn47 2 months ago
"ralphie may" orginally said: " If you can take a dick you can take a joke"... as much as i like carlos i keep noticing more jokes being stolen. :(
trustno1x1013 2 months ago
everyone hatin on him because "he stole a joke" are literally retarded. I really hope you are hatin all every magician after houdini who is doin that escape out of the water bit...oh and..the creator of Family Guy, oh and almost every single movie out there about their child gettin kidnapped and being held for ransom, oh and every movie about a killer....wtf...stfu and enjoy the damn show...like u do when ur watching every other TV show on the channel that copies every other TV show....retards..
Legend12211221 2 months ago
@Legend12211221 You nailed it. I miss this guy, most of the blame for his fall from grace should be aimed at that no talent POS Joe Rogan. Yeah Joe, you never stole a joke good for you, now if only your act was funny... I guess George Lopez was pissy too, the joke about kicking all the Mexicans out of Cali then building a wall... but who's gonna build it? When Lopez told it, it was about as funny as me just now, I heard Carlos tell it first and laughed my ass off.
lawnsausages 2 months ago
@lawnsausages Thanks! Yea some people don't understand that others are either softcore or hardcore and like the way things are told a certain way....its like sainyg...wow..this is awesome (in a sarcastic way), or say...this shit sucks!...straight up....lol...depends which u prefer.....but yeah...i heard carlos tell it first as well...then I heard George Lopez....Then i heard that lame ass lazy talkin guy...lol...i liked Carlos' way better.
Legend12211221 2 months ago
@lawnsausages yea but see legend....Lopez stole it from a Mexican...that's o.k...Carlos stole it from a black man! OH MY GOD!!!!!! Let's all jump on the bandwagon now cuz somebody is taking something from the black man!
bluesruley2k 2 months ago
@bluesruley2k You know you can tell a joke about any OTHER race but black without starting it with, "I'm not racist but...."
bluesruley2k 2 months ago
@bluesruley2k I don't like self-centered, self-important rich people and I don't like whiny-ass black people who blame all their problems on everybody else and holler "racism" every chance they get. I have plenty of VERY close black friends who agree with me...Just having to say that is more racist than I like to be. I am part Cherokee, and when ANY black person can prove to me that their ancestors were treated worse than mine by the white man, THEN I might have a little sympathy!
bluesruley2k 2 months ago
@bluesruley2k Put your mouths around a little history instead of putting them around self-pity and crack pipes.....It would do you a LOT of good!
bluesruley2k 2 months ago
@bluesruley2k I wasn't trying to make it into a racial thing, more that Joe Rogan is an asshole
lawnsausages 2 months ago
@lawnsausages oh....Sorry. LOL.....And yea....Rogan IS an asshole! I think that's part of what makes him funny! Ever here of Andrew Dice Clay? LOL....Ok...he's REALLY not funny but, you get my drift I think. It's a shame people can't just laugh when people try to make them laugh. Everybody's gotta be a critic. Laughter, comedy, humor....etc....It's a beautiful thing! If you wanna pick on people for ripping others off, go pick on the rap & hip hop artists! Leave the comedians alone!
bluesruley2k 2 months ago
@bluesruley2k I love the Diceman... "Little Boy Blue... HE NEEDED THE MONEY! OH! Here's 2 of his bits I think are classics..." So I'm back stage gettin a blow job from one of the waitresses. She says Dice don't cum in my mouth... I said ok, but I'm gonna fuck up your hairdo!" and then, "I got my tongue up this chick's ass. But she's lookin back at me like, do I know you? I said what's the difference honey, because let me tell ya, it can be boring on line at the bank!"
lawnsausages 2 months ago
@Legend12211221 Are you genuinely this dumb?
nosensetoitatall 2 months ago
@nosensetoitatall No, I'm Genuinely an Asshole....stupid.
Legend12211221 2 months ago
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AppleSideburn5 2 months ago
@AppleSideburn5 haters bro
xXrenzo26Xx 2 months ago
@AppleSideburn5 It's called "P.C."! Everybody thinks you have to be so freakin POLITICALLY CORRECT in this country anymore. It's sickening! You get a man who's not even white & lays it on the line ACROSS THE BOARD...All the whiners get offended & start all these B.S. stories. And, of course, since the media has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING better to talk about these days, this is the kind of stuff they report. Nobody has anything better to do than listen to the useless media.
bluesruley2k 2 months ago
@bluesruley2k so it just spreads like a cancer....The media is the best tool in the world for anybody who wants to get something out there! Cuz people DON'T HAVE LIVES these days. They're too lazy to check the facts themselves! They just believe EVERYTHING the media tells them! First thing they read, see or hear is proven fact...whether it is proven or not. That's why media people always wanna get the story FIRST...Cuz they KNOW people will believe the FIRST thing they hear!
bluesruley2k 2 months ago
@bluesruley2k It's' a shame that so many humans have become SO incapable of THINKING FOR THEMSELVES!
bluesruley2k 2 months ago
@AppleSideburn5
They don't. They just see him as a bitch because he steals everybody's jokes.
AllPro777 2 months ago
Ya know what? Screw you guys, i laughed my ass off. Hilarious
MrQualityGuaranteed 3 months ago 2
what the fuck was that? was that supposed to be funny?
sydneymassive 3 months ago
ralphie may also said that joke so whos steeling him or ralphie. man jokes got to stay alive enjoy them in the momment and stop hateing people that hate dont enjoy life always thinking negative dumb ass idiots
elcanchiscanchis 3 months ago
halala get's cray stab that motherfucker.
wait that's russell peters.
SiddharthsVlogs 4 months ago
"If you can take a dick, you can take a joke."
If you are a dick, you can steal a joke.
(I hope he doesn't steal that from me)
eidolism 4 months ago
@eidolism rofl i heard if you can take a dick you can take a joke from immortal technique... i forgot what song though...
pringle1122 4 months ago
To all you haters: GET OFF JOE ROGAN'S DICK!
riggsmurtauh 5 months ago
@riggsmurtauh i think i love u
TheBob12550 5 months ago
Ha I remember this one!
SchecterManiac 5 months ago
dont like this? dont watch it
xxWOLFPACxx 5 months ago
Carlos Mencia is what happens when two gay dudes try and reproduce
bradleyj27 5 months ago
Is it ironic that, literally, just before I watched this, I watched Ralphie May say the SAME exact thing? But, about two years before this fuck did.
ItalianStallion139 5 months ago
Tic Tok Tic Tok lmao
=]
cglebronc 5 months ago
If this is his best moment, I don't wanna see his worst.
Himbeertoni90 5 months ago
I wonder who did that joke first.
loberking 5 months ago
comedy gold right here!
psycho26shon 5 months ago
Carlos Mencia is so unfunny that after watching his 'show' you actually wonder if you'll ever be able to laugh again.
brobbus0 6 months ago
Deep down inside, everyone loves racist jokes.
gtisthebest247 6 months ago
@gtisthebest247 Good racist jokes though...
ArtistryofDebauchery 5 months ago
His best moment will be when he dies.
QUAKE495 6 months ago
Why are ALL of his jokes that I've seen been racist/homophobic? I mean seriously. My friend is from Saudi Arabia, and they made he and his sister sit in the back of the plane while being watched the entire time just because of that. It's not funny. I don't know how anyone could laugh at this...
aboutashow 6 months ago
@aboutashow, well your 'friend' deserved exactly that! He shouldn't be a saudi then should he!
mustachiosch 6 months ago
@mustachiosch Yeah, 'cause you know, we can change our race whenever we want. Grow up. Your ignorance is just another example of the ignorance displayed by Mencia and his fans...
aboutashow 6 months ago
@aboutashow Because it's how it is, if you want it to be different, try to be Adolf Hitler, just do it right this time.
MrGerolf 6 months ago
@MrGerolf What?
aboutashow 6 months ago
@MrGerolf What? No seriously, please explain to me what you just said
aboutashow 6 months ago
@aboutashow If you want to change the world, you have to do something extreme, like take over the world, if not, nothing will change.
MrGerolf 6 months ago
@MrGerolf I wonder if it's really that easy to changes people's opinions. Probably not.
aboutashow 6 months ago
@aboutashow lol, yeah, I don't know.
MrGerolf 6 months ago
ned holden
Eelwasser 7 months ago
not funny until I saw that finger almost go in the beaners brown eye lol
bowlinwes300 7 months ago
fucking hillarious
abel20g 7 months ago
i hate faqs but he makes them funny lol
jdark111 7 months ago in playlist Carlos Mencia
Mencia in Spanish means "Talent Leacher"
chappychapz 7 months ago
whyare poeple so anal about his jokes they're funny 'nough said
KidIndieRokker 7 months ago
@KidIndieRokker Much funnier done by the original comedians that came up with the jokes...
xSlightlyStoopid 7 months ago
i wonder when theyre going to find out that he got his green card from uno....
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nemzz9st 7 months ago
when i was alot younger i used to find this dude funny but now he just seems fucking stupid.....
stparker77iskool 7 months ago 3
@stparker77iskool dude, same here..
onetwo3456seven 7 months ago
@stparker77iskool wow....Carlos has been around for maybe 6 years. 6 years ago is a LOT younger for you? Wow! I think we should all LIKE TOTALLY respect your opinion!!!!
bluesruley2k 2 months ago
So he takes the easy road whenever possible... It's easy to not write your own material. It's easy to tell homophobic and racist jokes, it appeals to the lowest common denominator in mainstream american audiences. Guy's gotta make a living, but you know... not really breaking any new ground here. Easy laughs... Kinda the same concept as modern hiphop and bands like nickleback. Cookie cutter, unoriginal schlop... Boo...
mola55e5 7 months ago
@infidel2011
Where?
TheWrongLefty 7 months ago
This guy is the worst...
jreds79 7 months ago
Carlos Mencia is hilarious. My parents are going to See him on July 13th 2011
infidel2011 8 months ago
Richard Pryer, Eddie murry ect..ect..ect..so
RealOldie 8 months ago
you fucking suck
youbite1 8 months ago
@youbite1 on ur moms tits
themessness1234 8 months ago
ok you idiot haters.......i left a comment a few months back and you guys compleatly missed the point why do you go onto these vids and post negative comments hmmm does it give you a warm fuzzy feelings.......i like the routines and i could give a fuck were,who or when they come from. you guys font like him good for you so i ask you again WHY DO YOU GO ON HIS VIDS!!!
PhantomSin626 8 months ago
@PhantomSin626 checking back on your comments? its the same shit, every video someone posts a comment like yours. most of the people on here did not search specifically for his videos and once they see them they are just reacting to what they see, just because they give their opinion and you dont like it doesnt mean that they should stop talking, if we think his jokes are stolen then we can say it, and his jokes are clearly stolen, god damn, some people are so ignorant these days
rbskills 8 months ago
@rbskills ignorent you say ... read my coments carefully you are intittled to your opinion just as i am to mine. my question is why bother going to his vids and saying this and that. it wont change anything. nore will it ever iam trying to enjoy his routines and i see people fuck this and fuck him he steals jokes.. welll if you REALLY look hard most people steal from others its only when people get big when the red flages start to show up. this is my opinion and you call me ignorant.. lol
PhantomSin626 8 months ago
@PhantomSin626 you were not expressing your opinion about the comedian, you did not focus on if he was good or bad, or what parts you liked or disliked. Yes technically you were expressing your opinion but then everything that ever came out of anybodies mouth is opinion. But you are talking about why people are watching this if they dont like him you are criticizing people for disliking a comedian I dont like him and I did not go out searching for any of his videos.
rbskills 8 months ago
Wow he's such a joke
musicislife25539 8 months ago 19
He sure is. I wonder who it belonged to.
geitepung 5 months ago
@musicislife25539 Yes he IS a joke! That's why he's a COMEDIAN and YOU'RE NOT! Comedians who tell it like it is, IMO, are THE BEST! Carlos tells it like it IS! If you can't laugh at that and/or agree with it, then you need to move to another country!!!! AND HE'S a SPICK!!!
bluesruley2k 2 months ago
@bluesruley2k Sorry but I don't believe racism is REALLY that much of a problem in this country anymore unless you're of a certain race who believes they are being discriminated against. I won't mention any particular race but if you whine constantly about how horrible your race is treated but yet self-destruct no matter how much this country gives you...even tho you are treated better than any OTHER race....ummm.....that would be YOU!
bluesruley2k 2 months ago
@bluesruley2k Everybody is screwing everybody! IN EVERY WAY! It doesn't matter what race you are! GET OVER IT!!!!! You're higher on the food chain than ANYBODY ELSE in this country! What MORE do you want?! Would you stop your crying already? You little BITCHES!
bluesruley2k 2 months ago
@bluesruley2k I got Vagisil for sale over here! Special discount if you're black just to get you all to shut the FUCK UP!
bluesruley2k 2 months ago
FRICKEN THIEF!!!!!!
TheRyan909 8 months ago
This is pretty funny. I wonder who originally wrote it.
hakkujin 8 months ago 101
@hakkujin carlos did of course, he's the one who's telling the joke. Why would he have someone else write the joke if he's been a comedian for so long?
TheLonewolf475 7 months ago
@TheLonewolf475 search "Joe Rogan vs Carlos Mencia ONSTAGE VIDEO"
hakkujin 7 months ago
@hakkujin so I watched the video, i think carlso mencia listened to other comedians do those jokes and decided to give his take on those subjects at hand. I'm not saying he doesn't steal jokes, i'm saying he just gives his side of those jokes. There is a big difference between stealing a joke and giving ur interpretation of it.
TheLonewolf475 7 months ago
@hakkujin so I watched the video, i think carlos mencia listened to other comedians do those jokes and decided to give his take on those subjects at hand. I'm not saying he doesn't steal jokes, i'm saying he just gives his side of those jokes. There is a big difference between stealing a joke and giving ur interpretation of it.
TheLonewolf475 7 months ago
@TheLonewolf475 If you say so.
hakkujin 7 months ago
@TheLonewolf475 I wonder what carlos is doing now ?
BobbyRossRacing93 7 months ago
@hakkujin I get your pun, but I didn't laugh once.
rakuencallisto 7 months ago
@hakkujin Inception
JoeSueHayabusa1 5 months ago
If you can take a dick you can take a joke
Katracho630 8 months ago
He's a good comedian because a lot of people find him funny, that's all that it takes. Nobody cares if you think he sucks...
Karmakas999 8 months ago
all fags that hate carlos is cus they are all butthurts that were offended by his jokes lol
screw george lopez gabriel iglesias is way better and george lopez wants to be the only latino comedian rofl
MrDrblowjob 8 months ago
"If You Can Take A Dick, You Can Take A Joke" Ralphie May Basically Said That A LONG Time Ago On The Big Black Comedy Show
DatLilSaintBoi7 8 months ago
Carlos Mencia < Dane Cook < Taco Bell Dog
Jameswilllee 9 months ago
@Jameswilllee gabriel iglesias pwns them all
MrDrblowjob 8 months ago
he is final punchline was from immortal technique lmao even if it was funny :P
MelonColli3 9 months ago
Best?
xZippy38 9 months ago
More like most racist moment ever.
ashthegreat 9 months ago 2
worst comedian EVER... i love how big of pussies his fans are too
plech09 9 months ago 3
@plech09 Why are you even here watching this video, dumbass? Stop hating on him and go do something you DO like than watching comedians you think are bad... if you think about it, that sounds pretty ridiculous to me.
popgirl00598 8 months ago
@popgirl00598 sort of like taking the time to type out a response to my comment, dumbass?
plech09 8 months ago
@plech09 All I'm doing is defending my favorite comedian... is that a crime?
popgirl00598 8 months ago
Thief.
H3CTOR91 9 months ago
fucking dickless thief
H3CTOR91 9 months ago 2
385 fags disliked this.
whoeckum 10 months ago
@whoeckum
his 15 minutes is up.
415Underdog 10 months ago
If u can take a dick u can take a joke haha
heedless619 10 months ago
stop hating he can make you laugh and he makes you think and he has homages to former comedian e.x. bill cosby, george carlin
NonIdleVirus 10 months ago
Not a big fan but this was funny
singlestarsky 11 months ago
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nicksalzetti 11 months ago
whens this video from? cause the rapper Immortal Technique uses " If you can take a dick u can take a joke" in his song obnoxious from 2003. So it could be coincidence but it could be ned mencia stealing material again....hmmmmm
skeptic025 11 months ago
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i dont give a fuk if he stole or not cuz hes fukin hilarious and that other white guy isnt, he didnt jux steal shit, he stole it and perfected it, and the credit should go to who perfected it
Lemongodking 11 months ago
i dont give a fuk if he stole or not cuz hes fukin hilarious and that other white guy isnt, he didnt jux steal shit, he stole it and perfected it, and the credit should go to who perfected it
Lemongodking 11 months ago
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BabiiiaAnitaaa287 11 months ago
that's a lie that he steals jokes, everybody tells the same jokes in their own way. is like the jew racist guy was crying that carlos stole the joke that who is going to build the wall at the border? the jew guy thinks he invented that joke? that's a lie people invented that joke, people who live close to the border, people who are afected and heard the news first, that is how jokes are created by social phenomena, it is the job of the comedian to make the best interpretation.
mikeborja1 11 months ago
"Oh come on fags laugh! if you can take a dick you can take a joke!" Briliant
honorguard88 11 months ago
@honorguard88 that would be brilliant if he actually thought of it. that line is from a song called obnoxious by immortal tecknique
JAKETHEGREAT11100 11 months ago
What if I went on stage and stole famous jokes from 20 years ago word for word, an got famous doing it. Most people wouldn't notice, right?
merlin632 11 months ago
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asf7sg89 1 year ago
Menso Mencia and his disgusting trash. He has to degrade others to cover for his low self-esteem.
Pachecure 1 year ago
From who did he steal this joke?
MrLooLiS 1 year ago
the tick toc part was funny. an unusual moment for mencia.
dj1200 1 year ago
For some reason his gay impression reminds me of Pauly Shore.
roeder2135 1 year ago
man he stole that joke 2
nschrock273 1 year ago
Carlos's Mencia's best moment is an average comedians rock bottom low moment.
tenniskettle 1 year ago
ididnt expect it to be funny
spideyTB 1 year ago
here is a question for all carlos haters...... what do you get out of looking for carlos vidsand posting that he sucks. Carlos has 3-4 specials that i know about and his own show. if he wasnt good and if he wasnt funny he wouldnt have all that. so if you dont like his style sit down and shut up!
PhantomSin626 1 year ago 14
@PhantomSin626 Theyre probably camel ridin fags :))
spikeaqued 1 year ago
@PhantomSin626 AMEN word
LighterOfDewbies 1 year ago
@PhantomSin626
'of course he's good.. his jokes are all finely tuned by the successful people who wrote them first.
gnomeater 10 months ago
@gnomeater i repeat what do you get for posting a coment like that? were i stand it seems you dont like carlos so either search for something you do like, or you can sit down watch and shut up
PhantomSin626 9 months ago
@PhantomSin626
i get to inform more people of the garbage he is. i do it so more people will know the truth. and if everyone just sat down, shut up, and watched then we would live in an even worse world.
gnomeater 9 months ago
@gnomeater do you feel better now that you said that hmmmm? i still like him and there is absolutly nothing you can say to change that, and if there are some fans out there that can be swayed by your word then they werent fans to begin with.
PhantomSin626 9 months ago
@PhantomSin626 It has nothing to do with his style. He steals jokes.
ncawadias 9 months ago
@ncawadias Carlos steals jokes, Larry the cable guy is a fraud, Mike myers is untalented,
Sure it could all be true, but even if it is all true, stop complaining, it's about comedy.
Laugh, it might do ya some good.
@plech09 , Sure, all of carlos mencia's fans are pussies, of course... I bet you wouldn;t be man enough to say that to their faces, so I wonder what that makes you?
FullMettle 9 months ago
@FullMettle When did I complain? I just answered your question, and now it seems like you got some sand in your vagina.
ncawadias 9 months ago
@PhantomSin626 Ya, he had those special and his show, until people found out that he isn't actually a comic, he is just funny with other people's material. Notice how he does not have any of that anymore?
xlmeay 9 months ago
@PhantomSin626 comedy centeral doesnt know funny
bonermetal666 9 months ago
@PhantomSin626 well for one he's a thief. 2 everyone's thought of whats funny is different look at it this way rape not funny right? Wrong look at it this way what if porky pig raped elmer fud that's how you make it funny. racist jokes like this/other peoples can only go so far before they get old
punklover99 8 months ago
@PhantomSin626 they dont like him because he is a joke theif
Mohagrus 8 months ago
@PhantomSin626 Carlos Mencia stole material from Bill Cosby, Bobby Lee, George Carlin, Sam Kinison, Ari Schaffir, George Lopez, and many others. He is a terrible comedian who doesn't deserve his fame.
JTFlip1 8 months ago
@PhantomSin626 Carlos Mencia steals material, his show was cancelled because of that, Mind of Mencia is long gone.
angelscryblud 8 months ago
@PhantomSin626
I GOT NO DICK MAN!!
brief555 8 months ago
@PhantomSin626 Yeah his style of stealing jokes is really funny. All the haters are just assholes.
tuccake 8 months ago
@PhantomSin626 Yea his jokes are funny. Only problem is they're not HIS jokes.
EminemLyriczz 8 months ago
Best moment? i was thinking it would have been getting punched out by joe lopez, or maybe him being hung
crakawut 1 year ago
He Should Have Mentions this was a straight line or something when talking about the fags aahaha
calibor11 1 year ago
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If you can take a dick, you can take a joke. Lmao
TheVoid47 1 year ago
the best moment is when he was cancelled
TheWorldsStage 1 year ago 2
@TheWorldsStage HAHAHAHA definitely
SentoriCreationsAud 1 year ago
@TheWorldsStage um you puto wtf are you thinking... btw i think he might come back next year so suck it
victorwoodsman 8 months ago
Honestly who cares if steals material? He's not stealing YOUR shit!
People spend so much energy and stress trying to prove things that dont even matter! While you're all worked up in a youtube argument or researching old stand up routines furiously, Carlos Mencia is sittin in a jacuzzi on his yacht.
LIVE AND LET LIVE
skymanross 1 year ago
@skymanross wait what happened to live and let die!!!
daoyinyang 1 year ago
wow that joke is stolen,... i heard it the other day in an OLD comedy special
Chaos1286 1 year ago
So many haters here. But the fact is that he calls the ppl form US retarded and stupid directly and guess what ... they laugh the shit out of themselves. So this is BRILLIANT!
AlexOne82 1 year ago
THAT was fucking funny!
eatmytool1 1 year ago
I'm a terrorist. You're gonna have to search me. LOL
Aldenif 1 year ago
Carlos Mencia<George Lopez
DarkReapersGrim 1 year ago 2
Wow Carlos what an easy target. anyone with ach in their name. Say that joke today I bet nobody's laughing.
onexero1 1 year ago