Bill Bailey - Oz Customs Clearance - Part Troll

[FoxySpiritOfJazz]

I cannot watch "Nothing to Declare - Australia" without constantly thinking of this joke.

[Choo69]

took my potatoes those bastards :(

[barbs19788]

lol this is so true our customs are so stingy

[SaphiraHorse]

I'm offensive and I find this Australian

[MrJETCITY]

Have you got bees in your mouth?

[xXJeeXTeeXAyeXmanXx]

@MrJETCITY MM! MMMNNN!

[FoxySpiritOfJazz]

I can't watch any border agency documentary - like "Nothing to Declare" without having this joke in my head.

[nonamesareavailable1]

when my mums freind was moving to australia they asked him if he had a criminal record and he said "why, is it still a requirement?" XD

i don't think they found it very funny...

[MoonEyes2k]

@nonamesareavailable1 Well, that's govenrment officials for you, isn't it? Ask a question, get an answer, and they still don't like it?

[evilegg288]

I just got a mental image of a government form with these questions on it. It's rather a fun idea for an official document to contain the phrase "sloightly ajaaaaah".

[SquishySavvy]

Yeah, over here it's kind of a Joke how strict our customs are

[DanDelAwesome]

Because heaven forbid their local wildlife get statistically less venemous on average

[50pushups]

He looks like a hermit that lives in a burrow, they were probably just making conversation.

[NadiaSohaeiMusic]

like the question "have you ever been involved in any terrorist activity (etc)?" as they like to know when you apply for a US visa. .. just wonder if they ever got the answer yes on that one...

[mrsalbinorhino]

have you got bees in your mouth?

MNNNNMMMN

[SWI0001]

@mrsalbinorhino I ate all your bees!

[mrsalbinorhino]

@SWI0001 while i was making a nest among marshland? devious........

[SWI0001]

@mrsalbinorhino Oh...I meant a quote from Black Books...I hope u know what that is ;)

[evilegg288]

@SWI0001 "You fucker!"

[ozzyhammJR]

SLIIIGHTLY AJAR???