TNG Recut 186 Change of Plans

[TerranRich]

Wait... STEP-mother??

[skatemetrix]

Each day that passes by without a new TNG recut makes me wanna scream in rage just like Picard does.

Nooooooooooooo!!!

[stevensjobs]

@skatemetrix HAHHAHAHHA!!!!! that was on point. look up tng recut transporter malfuction when picard gets on the intercom and says that. sooo hilarious.

[TheRealGeriBoss]

Hey GeneralGrin. I've just finished watching all of your re-cuts, and I have to admit it, I was never more entertained in my life! Thanks.

[Tahkaullus01]

2:42 Ah the common Picard greeting.

[BulletTooth504]

2 people could not take it and transfered to a transport ship.

[AliTubelog]

i dont know how you do it. wow. :)

[mattgronke]

don't ever stop making these.

[stevensjobs]

the timing of this is perfect with the captain leaving the ship just like in real life on the costa concordia

[colonelquack]

When Troi wants a bath, she wants a bath NOW.

[stevensjobs]

@colonelquack lol

[stevensjobs]

@stevensjobs clothes on and all

[mlysz]

Blowing up the transport ship was far too much for Troi to handle.

[bhownzrofl2]

I'm surprised Picard bothered to call for a general evacuation instead of just going straight for the shuttle. 

[prorsoft]

"Nooo! My transport ship!"

[Ardzilious]

Can someone tell me what the episode is with the 2 jellyfish things at the start that picard blows up?

[CIarKent]

@Ardzilious it was in recut 121

[Ardzilious]

@CIarKent Thanks! :-)

[balenceofterrore1]

Maybe in one video in the future you can do a hole episode of mix dialog from different tv show that the TNG cast where in?

[SimGuy74]

186 recuts of genius. Keep up the amazing work!

[AliTubelog]

you sir have made so many of these and every single one is greatly edited!

[jamieball]

I love how GeneralGrin always makes Picard a tyrant! It is so awesome! Keep up the great work I look forward to your videos every week! :)

[iamhasanshahid]

Prepare Beams and lock Photon torpedoes!

[casw265]

Your New Year's resolution must have been to be better than ever.

[lolololololol6443]

So I was reading about that a-hole Carnival Cruise captain that crashed and then abandoned ship while people were still onboard and I immediately thought of Recut Picard.

An irate Italian Coast Guard officer ordering the captain to "get back on board!" as the stricken vessel lay crippled. Schettino was apparently sitting in a row boat at the time. "You've abandoned ship! I'm in charge now," De Falco rages. "Go back and report to me how many passengers [are still on board] and what they need.

[28CarsLater]

@lolololololol6443 Perhaps he was a fan of Recut. Ok so my ship is sinking and its my fault, what would Picard do?

[jonny5alive555]

PREPARE BEAMS

[munchies4u]

almost 90% of Federation transport ships have ex-Enterprise crew members

[superfuntime777]

If you can't take it on this transport ship, perhaps you'd prefer the cold, endless vacuum of space.

There's a lot less pressure there.

[RobTFirefly]

@superfuntime777 Hahahaha!!!

[Tahkaullus01]

@superfuntime777 I've seen this speech used over and over again.The General should be proud: HE'S INVENTED A MEME!!

[tharpdevenport]

He destroyed the Transport ship -- just delicious. I guess that means no more "If you don't like it here" lines.

[JamesTKirk254]

You never cease to amaze me.

[Austinmaestro]

could you do a recut with red dawrf cross over like you did with star wars? think picard meeting lister or rimmer would be awesome.

[kev3d]

Troi certainly knows how to wield an Ipad.

[AisuSeijin]

Oh, I enjoyed this episode so much. So much awesome in it.

[42underscored]

Demona had so much more personality than Troi.

[Spirotica182]

The fans demanded a Transport ship and they got it! ;-P I love you Generalissimo Grin!

[ebm242]

Damn... in this universe... even a transport to a place with "less pressure" involves obscene violence.

[cybroxis]

What episode was 2:24 from?

[Devilsnevercry61]

@cybroxis I think that episode was called masks.

[Tararcalin]

ROOOOOOOOFL.... I almost piss myself as troy started to ''teach'' him...

[jazma1984]

Orders--hmph!

[CaptainPositron]

That was brilliant how you did the bomb on the warp core scene!

[Foebane72]

ROFLMAO @ the ending !!



[Chriskey83]

Picard has lost command so many times - most people have had a go as captain!

[Xonx68]

HAHA, niiice! :D Was that some of Marina Sirtis' dialogue from "Gargoyles"?

[pickering86]

First sign of trouble and Picard runs. First mention of luxana and... Same. Lol.

Great video.

[JustinLRyan]

Nicely polished. Who woulda thought you could make a 4min vid about diana's true scheme of "transfer to a transportship".

"We commend your efforts...generalgrin" ;-)

[CPunchMaster]

Not sure if you know it, but the video game "Mass Effect" has some Marina Sirtis dialogue. She's a baddie, as well. Great video as usual.

[Anarchist86ed]

@CPunchMaster IMDB Probably told him everything he needed to know, and who hasn't played mass effect? I am literally a double click away from playing it right now...

[TheRhinehart86]

Damn, even if there isnt any pressure on the Enterprise Troi will go out of her way to make some!!

[rhingston85]

The Enterprise: New Command Changes Daily!

[ascend501]

Being vaporized has its downsides, but it sure takes the pressure off!

[Hadowsay019]

Finally Troi's moment to shine :D

[SugarDemon1035]

Do you write the plot lines for these things ahead of time, or do you just make it all up as you go along?

[sunspot42]

I cannot believe how fast you churn these things out, General.

More holodoc would be my only recommendation. I've been catching a few Voyager episodes on Netflix lately, and Robert Picardo is comedy gold. The man has impeccable timing, and his reaction shots are a thing of beauty. He's also got a slew of lines just ripe for reedits.

[bigevil1001]

Mr. GeneralGrin

You probably already know this but there are several Star Trek voices in Gargoyles for you to choose from.

Demona=Marina Sirtis

David Xanatos=Jonathan Frakes

Puck=Brent Spiner

Coldstone=Michael Dorn

Titania=Kate Mulgrew

[Anarchist86ed]

@bigevil1001 I have a feeling he already knows that...

[CIarKent]

@bigevil1001 Avery Brooks was also in one episode. as well as Levar Burton

[bigevil1001]

@CIarKent

I knew I forgot at least one person.

[Sparvid2]

"A bomb? Evacuate the bridge! The rest of the crew are on their own"

[placidandy]

It looks like Picard just made a transport ship a very low-pressure environment indeed!

[BigDavey]

Goliath: "You Know Demona?"

Macbeth: "Know Her? I NAMED HER!"

[SlimyMarmot]

It seems Troi's transport ship was.... depressurized.

[vulcan280]

Love how Troi is taking a bath in Crushers quarters. The fan boys would go crazy over that

[DevilDan83]

What a twist!

[faa788]

"That would make my mother your stepmother."

Wait, what? How does that work? Wouldn't that make Lwaxana his mother in law?

[CIarKent]

@faa788 on Betazed brothers and sisters mate with each other

[HToothrot]

Best Ending Ever

[Jibraltar31]

I don't know your on what GeneralGrin but don't stop ^^

[magustx]

riker is such a tool. Always siding with picard

[germanvisitor2]

@magustx He's the Picard's disciple ;-)

[frankgarrey]

Picard has upgraded his voyeurism from computer screen to in-person.

[popencerushad]

These are getting better and better!

[DevilDan83]

@popencerushad Well I don't know. Fire at Will is still my favorite. XD

[pvtjamesryan3]

LMAO

What kind of therapy is that?

troy is insane!!

[Mogh]

This one was a fucking masterpiece. Excellent.



[starschwar]

Is that Gargoyles dialog for Troi? I hope so. I'm looking forward to the tyrannical reign of Xanatos Riker.

[xPureEx]

lolololo You START the fucking episode with Troi's transport ship line. Perfect.

[SirHawkeyeWho]

LOL no one has their revenge for very long. Picard always wins. 

[nbeckster1]

Did he just say "prepare beams... for photon mode"?

[bsgtrekfan88]

Man...command changes hands every other day..people dying and coming back to life...troi telling half the crew that they would be better off on a transport ship..Damn! This crew has balls staying on the Enterprise! lol

[Treknologist]

Wow, you're really shitting this out! Nice job!

[PolyhedronClock]

picard actually shared his escapecraft?

[cjrciadt]

Demona from Gargoyles?

[FTC8905]

Everytime someone dislikes a video, GeneralGrin sends someone away in a transport ship.

[StephenColbert27]

@FTC8905 That's why no one has disliked this video yet.

[Tijnvaassen]

@FTC8905 ...and then destroys it!

[Anarchist86ed]

@FTC8905 and data stabs them.

[prorsoft]

Best one yet!

[CIarKent]

@Amar7605 there is no more transport ship. picard blew it up. Troi was meant to be rewarded by sending so many people there. now she gets nothing

[Amar7605]

@CIarKent I know that. I just rewrote my comment :-)

[mmr11027]

This confirms everything we've suspected about Ms. Troi.

[aiberengi]

PREPARE BEAMS

[tb342]

Do I detect a hint of plagiarism General!?

[apreko]

Before even 5 seconds had gone by I knew this was going to be an awesome recut.

[msegmx]

Hahaha.. that was great !!

Dude, you have so much talent !!!

[thephan26]

You're on fire! When can we expect the next one?

[nitehawk86]

Commence... mating... process.

Spoken like Kirk, well done Picard.

[TVDandTrueBlood]

Troi- "That would make my mother your stepmother..."

Picard- :-o "I must get back to the bridge!"

[StargateMunky]

@TVDandTrueBlood troi's gone nuts.

[TheMultiGunMan]

★★★★★

[ascend501]

I love how Picard orders an evacuation but he's the only one who actually gets out.

[rubberguard83]

I MUST GET BACK TO THE BRIDGE.

[Clonetropper56]

xD

[jimbox114]

Just what I needed before going to work, another excellent cut.

[iCuMlOuD]

Mah DICK!

[ekuwa69]

Where are you getting these great sound clips for Troi from?

[worldofdraculas]

@ekuwa69 Gargoyles

[andysim232]

yay!!!

[Darkwizzrobe]

That would make my mother your stepmother

Picard - I must be getting back to the bridge

[darklight1030]

love you general grin