How To Turn Someone Down

[ZACY29]

Religious denomination, good point now I realise I can't lie to them in good conscience thanks vidiojug...

[notavailablelondon]

easyyyyyyyyyyy................­. 

[Deadkyd]

Step 1: Have a gun. Step 2: Have a coin. Step 3: Pick heads or tails. Step 4: Loser DIES!!!!

[rorshachfan]

uuugh! I just got the "I'm not ready for a relationship" line a few days ago and I took it as "Maybe later, not now". I guess I should just start looking elsewere....

[yamxa996]

1:03 hehehe.... erect... hehehe

[fuzzycatfur2008]

I GOT ONE, BE A COLD HEARTED BIT*H kick him in the nuts turn him around & give him a wedgie and toss him out the door!

[aymendrk]

i dont get it in this video she doesnt like him...but in the "how to flirt with women" she does....i confused

[libbysf]

Lmao. Just say No?

[kinglaith7]

I told a girl I was gay once (lol) and it blew up in my face.

[xXJack214Xx]

if you pretend to be drunk he is only going to try and take adventage of you...

[urbansuperhaxxcat]

How is pretending to be drunk going to make him stop...?

[RyuElle472]

These videos are wildly entertaining.

[stefy1524]

these actors are very funny

[starcraftmeraj]

DO NOT pretend to be drunk LOL!

[Skriiptz]

hehehe - erect

[Nambuz]

you could just say fuck off, fast and easy

[KittenzGoBOOM15]

If all else fails, do like I did: I Sparta kicked the guy into a hole (we were standing in frint of a ditch). He never spoke to me again.

[boredofbeinganon]

Why not just be honest with them and tell them its not gunna work?. Honesty IS the best policy, why must women have to resort to lying? That's our job!

[Techdude365]

thumbs up for the british accent

[cheekysquiggle]

im 14 and saying and married or going to jail inst really going to help...

[sergon777]

@cheekysquiggle Then just tell him no upfront, i'm sure its better for both of you if you do...

[cheekysquiggle]

@sergon777 ok thanks :)

[Phia8913]

You are going to jail

You are dying xD

[drea2fly4u]

ha ha ha ha ha you just got LET GO

[plaidmaid12356]

This is hilarious! and most of these tips i already use. My friend is an awesome FRIEND. We have tons in common and I would love talking to him if he weren't so awkward and almost creepy and BUTT UGLY.

[chanceboi]

Or you can just say. "Fuck no"

[GMMReviews]

3 little words ... I AM GAAAY!

[TheIGPD]

Yes, tell people to lie.

[TheUsernamish]

this happened to me before and i literally ran out of the room. but he chased me. did i mention hes a REALLY fast runner.

[Sharly48625]

Tell him your lesbian :D

[monkey505050]

or if anything else isnt working try knocking him/her out with a chair :D DING

[ART1975CZ]

I TRY EVERYTHING, AND THIS GIRL STILL WANTS TO RIDE ME LIKE A MULE ! LOL

[TheDezmona]

Step 1: 'Sorry i have genital warts:<'

[evilparkin]

Problem is, if you're a guy trying to turn down a girl, "erecting a barrier" between you is probably going to send the wrong message... ;)

[MrHalo3Fan10]

look youtube, if i wnat to se toyota adds ill go to fail blog

[RunescapeIsDrew]

well if u act like your drunk or is , the guy is gonna b like kool "now i can have sex with her"

[mak7eye]

advice 2 women, a man would respect u more if u were up front with him.

[mak7eye]

great, this adds more weight 2 my deppression

[jazziejay0918]

just tell him you got AIDS

[ucoconut]

how do u chat up that SEXY man at the bar?

[ES7upyours]

what incredibly useless info

[matt01685]

@queenfrostine97 why do they teach you not to do it? and what do the Disney sitcoms say to do instead?

[matt01685]

@cubixwake cause she's not classless? and what's a fucking woman?

[CubixWake]

Lol... why not just tell him to go away and show you are a fucking woman if he doesnt respect that.

[queenfrostine97]

isn't this all the stuff that disney sitcoms have taught us NOT to do?

[uorsagintana]

Now join Asian women ** busizz4me.info **

[MattySP34Ks]

THANK YOU GOD.

[9876luckyGIRL1]

i tried the whole lesbo thing once at school ro get a guy off my back, but then he ended up being more into me... =.=

[LGD3]

Start with step 4.

[Allroundmoviemaker]

If my girl erects a barrier; I erect my penis and she's done :)

[chantellefashion]

y victorian porn????????? this video is weird

[CrimboCrazy114]

athletes foot isnt bad if you like them

[SuperModel969]

these videos are hilarious

[cameundermayne]

thats tru about the stalkery bit :S

[Peachesmicheal]

@SeryusDiett lol right?!

[SeryusDiett]

how did i go from weight loss vids to this?

[aquacrystal14]

I don't need all of this. I'll just fart really loudly.....

[Agent1W]

I've been turned down by more than 20 girls in my lifetime. And ladies, I can read your body language, so I'd already know what you're gonna say before you even start.

Quite the economic way of saving some good breath! :)

[patrikk777]

Collection of Victorian pornography, sorry what?!

[RaineeLuv]

Victorian pornography and sci-fi conventions sound interesting, and athlete's foot can be cured. xD

[onewey00]

Nah.. Just make them believe you are more intelligent and earn more money than them. Some men can stand that their girlfriend earns more than them

[rose10100]

This is funny lol

[euch27]

rofl @ 2:29

[skrilla88]

"erect a barrier" LOL!!!

[jwrightvw]

with a big smile on ur face "whats your name? dan? fuck off dan."

[partyman147]

I can tell you how to turn someone down in one second.

just say the easy word.

"no"

[iamgummybear11]

@partyman147

yah tried that once.....he was mah best friend.....yeah didnt work out so well....now hes mah staler....

[agatho123]

@iamgummybear11 i think you mean stalker, not staler

[joyofscotland]

umm surely just tell them you're not interested? Thats what I did after ignoring them and then feeling guilty about it

[LucKaa17RawR]

I'm a girl and I like pornography

[UlrichRulez79]

ooh haha i just watch these cuz theyre humerous

[30761760]

Nb, girls never: Dance badly, Act drunk, feign, distusting habits. This will make you less unapproachable and will spur on the most desperate of men.

[converseshoeboy]

i had a woman that literally looked like a man, like, me n my friends were literally debating whether it was a man or woman, the breasts were a give away. when she came over to me i told her to fuck off n her friends almost kicked my ass, i think this seems like the smarter option

[LLOYD19851012]

don't know why i am watching this. not had a girlfriend in 10 years.

[bettythebutcher]

terrible, terrible advice in this video. it should be titled "how to be a lying coward."

just tell them that they're not your type, done. pretty painless, and much less work.

[UltramanTiga333]

can you please tell me how to hurt someone's feelings?

[m13ak786]

"your dying but he's an undertaker"

[XxDummehxd]

LOL i just say NO! and walk away :P ( only if i dont like them )

[complicatedL0V3]

@Flowerpower28 , i feel sad for you. i pulled the i have a boyfriend trick and yea, i hurt him alot...

[complicatedL0V3]

But he was an @$5 and desereved it :P

[youngb1ood]

@lilhotie80squeen thats harsh. but you do what you gotta do.

[mariotaz]

Well if A guy is just trying to be friendly, be friendly back. Don't be a typical bitch and totally ruin him and make a joke out of it like this video does 2:30 was funny though.

[SJANews]

I'm a girl and I've been to asci-fi convention (a kid's one aswell haha) geeky as they are, they're also incredibly fun as you can meet actors, get free stuff, explore the city.. :P

But what about just 'You're a really nice guy, but just as a friend' ?

[High5Live]

o comon, a girl being drunk, most guys would want that. not me though.

[youngb1ood]

@High5Live you have a lot of dignity for yourself and the woman? or you just think they look more sleazy? or maybe they're more unattractive? or they seem not intelligent at the moment?

[TheRealEricLester]

shouldn't being direct be the first thing?

[bruceleesdaddy]

what happened to the good ol kick to the crotch?

[aidanqn]

Tell him that you want to marry him, have his children, and that your mother will put them up in your house for awhile. That should sort them out.

[weckar]

or not

[okamichamploo]

@aidanqn that would ward off play boy types but the nerdy stalkerish type might be more than happy to go for that.

[Spartanwarrioromega]

lol from 2:31-2:37...the face the dude has lol

[SamarkandChan]

I'm a girl and sci-fi conventions seem interesting.

[pdeboer1987]

hey so uhhh.... what are you doing later...

[PureBloodxTomBoy]

I'm also a girl and I don't mind sci-fi conventions (haven't actually been 2 1 or anything but evry1's different) it's just the cosplays that TOTALY CREEP...ME...OUT!!! *chills&shudders*

[luddface1]

@SamarkandChan hothothothothothothothot

[SamarkandChan]

@luddface1 haha, thanks.

[ivandrahgo]

Or you could just shoot them in the face....with a shotgun.

That is how Courtney moved on from Kurt

[HelplessVictim]

Not to offend, but lying is always a bitch move.  I'd take an honest "no" over a lame excuse any day.

[rougelondon]

Aye!

[GagyiLaszlo]

Preach on brother!

[Doomstar16]

"There's already someone else that i like" won't that work well enough for any situation?

[ElderLordAresNecrus]

collection of victorian pornography ? did u guys know that victorian pornography includes gay pics ?

lol

[nateman8]

only someone who looks at victorian porn would know that haha dumb fucker

[Lunchbox7000]

i want a collection of victorian pornography

[hyppykeppiorava]

collection of victorian pornography? :D

[ScottyBoiy]

3:09 hahaha! she gives him her number. 7. lol

[tubbi]

Hey! Guys who like sci-fi conventions are smexy!

[tehsupervictor]

if you want to reject a guy, just kick him in the balls. He will walk away, or just lay on the ground.

[dzill2]

I have a stalker lol

[commentman19]

just be honest and polite... XDDD

nice vid btw... :D

[smurffette1]

this made me laugh

[ATXsouja]

no i like drunk girlz>>but i dont take advantage

[rbolo29]

Men just don't get it!

[youalldisgustme]

And occasionally, neither do girls. Pity the video doesnt quite go into "how to tell the fat girl no". Lol. No joke though.

[sclemzoid]

amen to that!

[MolotovManhattan]

One can always pretend to be a complete and utter loony. Even the most of persistent of guys will stop being interested if you curl up into a small ball and begin muttering to yourself about the voices, or if you start screaming and jumping around like someone's set your pants on fire.

[EasterBunnySucks]

just get a ring around your finger and tell them your married..

[SunnyShawFilms]

1:55 LMAO

[Nitroboss2007]

looks like the sims

[thunderau]

one of my female friends used the excuse that she has a "racist snatch" and only white people are allowed near it... i laughed so hard when she told me that one.

[strangeaslife]

hmm... don't see how that's funny.

[thunderau]

CUZ IT IS?

[ZEEXBOB2]

rofl

[02rids]

The worst one is, its not you its mee....

[satchelllucy]

it's not you it's me i don't like you

[02rids]

yer or that one lol

[RoflCopter58]

I know these situations all too well

[CTGRevolution]

My friend and me were at a bar, and he went to talk to this one good looking girl. As soon as he said, "Can I buy you a...", she cuts him off and says," I'm a lesbian." lol I have to give her credit, she went strait to the point.

[Rivka45]

hahaa that guy is so annoying

"pretend to be part of a VERY RARE religion" xD

[MasterShadowBunny]

HAHA 2:31-2:47 made me laugh xDDD

[speedyslime93]

2:35 wtf

[didUhaveNorgazm]

This vid was hillarious

[nicolasmarinus]

Pretend you're drunk? That's just a signal you're an easy catch! He'll be all over you!

[racerxj220]

This video should be called "Here is an excuse to lie". Telling the truth is the best way.

[oliviathefolkie]

She looked better with short hair.

[da805brat13]

i always try that lesbian one....but some guys are into that lol

now i always say i have to go to the bathroom and wait til theyre distracted to sneak out to another direction and lose em lol

[jacketero]

They look like Sims.

[YourGrannysGranny]

Why not just try and tell them, no I don't want your cock in my throat?

[Evangeline30575]

@YourGrannysGranny Well, that might work.

[sossukundi]

Reminds me of my teen years; how all the girls turned me down with excuses, like the one who was "too young to commit..." and a week later was holding hands walking down the street with a guy.... got old enough in a week!!!!!

[MassiveLemon]

That's still true. My homeboy got turned down 'cause the bitch wasn't ready for a relationship. Next week, she's hitting up on his best friend.

[au25]

thats called "i am not ready for a relationship but your best friend atracts me so much that i am afraid i lose him if i dont do something"

But i got a worse one, i couldnt belive that a girl i liked, all mysteriously was trying to get close to me and asked me things, turns out she doesnt like me at all its just her ungly friend that is too scared to say something to me.... and thank god i ran away.

[Marie3rin]

or say ur a lesbian

[Anglovox]

This is all dishonest passive-agressive shite!.....just say, "No. I don't think so. You're not my cup of tea. Good Luck to you, though." Now, isn't that better?

[TiaSchaeffer]

yes, i believe you may be right.

[TiaSchaeffer]

no joke, i have tried EVERY single one of these excuses! what is next!?!?!?!

[mystic101]

Restraining order.

[tomasg92]

tell him the truth xD

[JuliaxRomeo]

xD

=Jess=

[Nnaattaasshhaaaa]

How do you turn down someone whos constantly touching you trying to have sex, etc.  ??

[Joostbeers]

When in a bar you just say, im gonna use the bathroom and then just leave

[ODPwcca]

hehehe, I think I'll have a great evening watching all your How To's.

Wonderful how staying close to the truth can be so hilarious.

Good thinking, great acting.

Keep up the good work!

[IAMDRTHOMASLIGHT]

The Sims!!!

[gyro4268]

ZOMG ROFL HAX0rz L0l g33k

[JagSmakarSkit]

This is really helpful! Thanks.

[nodestudio]

I like the ending

[WillyBumm]

what if it's an ugly fat chick lol jk jk

[Omgausername6]

throw a twinky in one direction and run in the other...works every time....and now im goin to hell :) lol

[bluescape]

That's why you throw the twinkie towards hell and run the OTHER way =P

[WoOttxO]

you're forgotten to mention the rejection hotline number(s) ;))

[TeenagePrinccess]

i'll justsay i'm les

[famousCANDI1454]

i was watching dis vid over and over again becuz i needed 2 know how to turn a guy down......if i tired a discusting lie about me it wud get around and da guy dat i want him 2 ask me out wont......i needed HELP alot of guys ask me out and i DONT have the heart 2 say no......but if i didnt people wud call me slut......theres still alot of guys asking me out so i think ill say "no" THNXS

[nash1334]

just tell them that youre not really looking for someone at the moment. if they are decent guys they would understand. I would lol wb

[Murphator]

YES BE DIRECT WITH US!!!

[whoisdaboss]

and plz be direct with us too,refer to 'how to be the perfect bf'. I guess we r not that much diff from each other afterall.

[dontforget9]

girls do the same thing lol

[quinlynnes]

"you're dying, they're an undertaker."

i lmfao'd

[icecool1065]

ERECT A BARRIER!

LOL!