Omg, this is rediculous, no one should ever contemplate playing poker like this or listen to this person, i understand your points about bad running, but playing k5 shoved with 4 seats to go ahead of you is rediculous, read a poker book
actually, playing closer to this style than a completely tight style will produce better results than the nit who just waits to play his first hand with wired aces when the blinds are sky-high and gets stomped on like a narc at a biker rally by the loose-agressive player with 3 9 os. if you wait around, you'll get punished by big brother.
"i've been on a bad run..i guess i've lost the last, uh,45, 46 in a row. something like that". and: "if i get a jack i double up; and, um, if my opponent flops tens full, then he's a lucky son of a BITCH". awesome stuff. right in there with gder01 material.
if you're gonna fuck around, show some balls and play a high-stakes game. we are the viewers and if we're gonna waste our time watching and listening to your goofy antics then make it worth our while. so spill some of that bankroll out. remember, us viewers and fans deserve only the best. perhaps also, a heads-up with 'waterboat', another online pseudo shark. best wishes....
I don't blame you though. Humility is rare in this generation, with these soccer moms. And their kids, obese from the surplus of juice boxes at their disposal and lack of effort they put into any sport because they win anyway because 'we're all winners,' walk around having accomplished nothing, yet thinking the world is theirs. Thinking people should be grateful that you watched their vid.
stupid fat moroon...u are just making money fore pokerstars...if u go all in on the first hand u can only get lucky...the guy with 2A had a much better hand than u ...u didn't had 3K....u had K7...u got lucky and floped another 2K...and the other guy got luckier...the winner should have been the guy with 2A...math...no wonder u lost 50 in a row...i wish i get u on my tables...and if u duble up what?...u go all in again? u still have 7 players to go...u hope to get lucky 8 times?...good luck
@Dvilmayc OK SO THIS VID HAS BEEN UP A YEAR. I AM AMAZED AT HOW MANY STUPID DOUCHEBAGS THINK THIS IS SERIOUS. ******IT'S A JOKE******** JESUS CHRIST, LIGHTEN UP MORONS!
At 3:48, the guy with AA went all in pre-flop dumbass, and how can u him an asshole when u shove in with any two cards? Go play something like lotto, u may have more success, which douche is gonna take advice from you? lmao
do the opposite of what this retard does when you are filling out a job application and you won't go wrong. Good lord, why would you post a comment spelled so poorly? It makes you look REALLY REALLY stupid.
he wonders why hes lost 49 games in a row wot a fkin bloon!!!!!!!...you need fuckin shootin m8 people like you are a disgrase to the game of poker why dont you take up making animal porn or summert u will be good at that
can I quote your elegant comments in my next poker book? ummm... what is a bloon? Thank you for your well written thought provocative insights. You have given me a lot to think about! I certainly do not wish to be a disgrase so maybe I will try that animal porn idea. Know any good chickens?
omfg is this guy on fkin crack hes goin all in with shit j4 k5 off suit then complaining an callin people donkeys wen he loses to hands like pk aces wtf you are fkin wak m8
Is everybody that has watched this video retarted !? :L Can you really not tell that he is joking ! Anyway nice work Rob , all of your videos make me crease up :) especially the part where you get beat by tens full ! :L good work (Y)
blablabla I'm a miserable fuckstick with no sense of humor and nothing better to do than criticize something that can not be (intelligently) criticized.
IMO, People who make videos like this are generally bad at poker and let their emotions get in the way of making sound decisions.
I think they are just trying get bad info out there in hopes of people actually following through with this dummy strategy, in turn, hoping to actually find these people online and calling them down with marginal hands thinking they have the win,, but if you had common sense, you would know not to play like this.
Your're welcome sir. After watching your third video, my understanding is that this is a parody on online poker tutorials. I must admit that it's kinda embarrassing for me to not have seen this earlier, since it's pretty obvious. Maybe I'm wrong again, and this is a secret instructional video for donkeys, idk. Whatever the case may be, I can only encourage everybody to play like this. Especially if we sit at the same table...
At first, I replied too early, without having seen the whole video. Yes, I think this guy is funny. You fail if you didn't realize that after my last comment.
Omg, this is rediculous, no one should ever contemplate playing poker like this or listen to this person, i understand your points about bad running, but playing k5 shoved with 4 seats to go ahead of you is rediculous, read a poker book
d3lvord 1 month ago
i bet you have ran out of money
copperpan1 1 month ago
shooking play
copperpan1 1 month ago
the 'pokertaughteasy' guy really DOES school other players using nothing but rags. shows you how the rng favors agression.
1skullduggery 2 months ago
actually, playing closer to this style than a completely tight style will produce better results than the nit who just waits to play his first hand with wired aces when the blinds are sky-high and gets stomped on like a narc at a biker rally by the loose-agressive player with 3 9 os. if you wait around, you'll get punished by big brother.
1skullduggery 5 months ago
"i've been on a bad run..i guess i've lost the last, uh,45, 46 in a row. something like that". and: "if i get a jack i double up; and, um, if my opponent flops tens full, then he's a lucky son of a BITCH". awesome stuff. right in there with gder01 material.
1skullduggery 5 months ago
loll jokes
MaxAime 5 months ago
i love how he sais, this is golden.......it almost was^^
Dimage25 6 months ago
if you're gonna fuck around, show some balls and play a high-stakes game. we are the viewers and if we're gonna waste our time watching and listening to your goofy antics then make it worth our while. so spill some of that bankroll out. remember, us viewers and fans deserve only the best. perhaps also, a heads-up with 'waterboat', another online pseudo shark. best wishes....
1skullduggery 6 months ago
@1skullduggery I'll say this slowly.
He.
Doesn't.
Owe.
You.
Anything.
You self-entitled fuck.
I don't blame you though. Humility is rare in this generation, with these soccer moms. And their kids, obese from the surplus of juice boxes at their disposal and lack of effort they put into any sport because they win anyway because 'we're all winners,' walk around having accomplished nothing, yet thinking the world is theirs. Thinking people should be grateful that you watched their vid.
So sad.
xAfricana 6 months ago
@xAfricana it was meant to be humorous and ironc......break the prozacs in half...
1skullduggery 6 months ago
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1skullduggery 6 months ago
hahahahahahaha
Khhhaaaaapooow 10 months ago
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virgiemessick65654 10 months ago
haha brilliant - love the guide ;-)
When's the next one?
DirtyInc99 11 months ago
Lol wow
DaGaminBouse 1 year ago
LOOOL
ODAR69 1 year ago
LOL this was hilarious!! nice 1 dude
9wolves2007 1 year ago
dude your a donkey
mooncow7 1 year ago
haha once again fucked again by poker stars more like cheating stars n my opinion haha that was funny though dude
haklax93 1 year ago
If it's a joke it's not funny at all. Stay with your work, don't follow a carrer either on standup or poker
mrvlhs 1 year ago
Well, if it is a joke, this is actually pretty funny.
mbiebel872 1 year ago
your an idiot
mlamar51988 1 year ago
stupid fat moroon...u are just making money fore pokerstars...if u go all in on the first hand u can only get lucky...the guy with 2A had a much better hand than u ...u didn't had 3K....u had K7...u got lucky and floped another 2K...and the other guy got luckier...the winner should have been the guy with 2A...math...no wonder u lost 50 in a row...i wish i get u on my tables...and if u duble up what?...u go all in again? u still have 7 players to go...u hope to get lucky 8 times?...good luck
Dvilmayc 1 year ago
@Dvilmayc OK SO THIS VID HAS BEEN UP A YEAR. I AM AMAZED AT HOW MANY STUPID DOUCHEBAGS THINK THIS IS SERIOUS. ******IT'S A JOKE******** JESUS CHRIST, LIGHTEN UP MORONS!
suncruzrob 1 year ago
lmaoo dude this is just funny to watch i play like this with play money and it works like a charm but real money not so much
MrMadden13 1 year ago
OMG, obv Its a joke, and he is not serious. You ppl that believe he actually plays like this then you are retarded!!!!!!
alienalienaceofspade 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
all in with k5 off and he says he got a bad beat
fkin crazy
blackaxel 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
all in with k5 off and he says he got a bad beat
fkin crazy
blackaxel 1 year ago
all in with k5 off and he says he got a bad beat
fkin crazy
blackaxel 1 year ago
he is a fkin donky don't play like this EVER!!!!!!!
blackaxel 1 year ago 2
@blackaxel ITS A JOKE YOU FUCKING MORON
suncruzrob 1 year ago 2
@suncruzrob I really hope this is a Joke, and for your sake I sure hope it isn't high stakes.
mbiebel872 1 year ago
@suncruzrob Don't let these people discourage you.
This video is greatly appreciated by everyone who doesn't have the iq of spoiled cabbage.
xAfricana 6 months ago
this is how u should not play the game.. this guy is out of him mind.. so dont take this aproach seriously or ur going to lose ur money.
memojr29 1 year ago
@memojr29 ITS A JOKE YOU STUPID MORON
suncruzrob 1 year ago
haha very good :)
mediumhoot 1 year ago
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9wolves2007 1 year ago
@9wolves2007 ITS A JOKE YOU WASTE OF JISIM
suncruzrob 1 year ago
@suncruzrob xDDDDDDDDD
sangelsXDDDDD 1 year ago
At 3:48, the guy with AA went all in pre-flop dumbass, and how can u him an asshole when u shove in with any two cards? Go play something like lotto, u may have more success, which douche is gonna take advice from you? lmao
9wolves2007 1 year ago
wow....how can you complain when you go all in first hand on shit?
is this an instructional video of how to lose your money as fast as possible?
skierX222 1 year ago
@skierX222 ITS A JOKE YOU INBRED FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MORON
suncruzrob 1 year ago
ha. this is good.
"I like to play the sng's as quickly as possible."
jwalker627 1 year ago
yeah you can play much more cause the first hand in a sng is you're last!
DonRafaelpool 2 years ago
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hass294 2 years ago
This is very similar to Gder01.
NIckolay1987 2 years ago 2
@NIckolay1987 SO PUBLIC SPEAKING IS NOT MY FORTE... I AM A POKER PLAYER NOT AN ENGLISH TEACH FAGGOT
suncruzrob 1 year ago
@suncruzrob do you always shout at people who watch your videos?
n8style 4 months ago
uh uh uhu uh uh my strategy is uh uh uh um um um uh uh you should play uh uh uh um um um um um um
durealeminem 2 years ago
This is satire right? Too funny.
s2cuts 2 years ago
what a great strategy!!! don't know if you are kidding...anyway, these were the most wasted 8 minutes in my life so far...
Somakus 2 years ago
ahahahahaahah you are the bigest DONK iv seen
guata76 2 years ago
That was the best laugh i've had all day!
No wonder you loose alot
Lejemorder 2 years ago
TY for this instructional video it really boosts my game :D
RaVeN85 2 years ago
pretty sure this guy is just kidding lol
dack1337 2 years ago
do the oposit of what this guy says and u wont go too rong ona sit and go
edonk1985uk 2 years ago
do the opposite of what this retard does when you are filling out a job application and you won't go wrong. Good lord, why would you post a comment spelled so poorly? It makes you look REALLY REALLY stupid.
suncruzrob 2 years ago
Why waste ur time trying to win wen u can play more sitngos
ROFL
brenecki 2 years ago
Just a pair of aces?
What a fucking donk, you had 3 kings.
freik7 2 years ago
Thanks, man! Glad someone understands..
suncruzrob 2 years ago
I can't believe how daft people are.
I thought this was hilarious.
freik7 2 years ago 2
JOKER
thiskt85 2 years ago
SMOKER, MIDNIGHT TOKER
suncruzrob 2 years ago
he wonders why hes lost 49 games in a row wot a fkin bloon!!!!!!!...you need fuckin shootin m8 people like you are a disgrase to the game of poker why dont you take up making animal porn or summert u will be good at that
oggino2 2 years ago
can I quote your elegant comments in my next poker book? ummm... what is a bloon? Thank you for your well written thought provocative insights. You have given me a lot to think about! I certainly do not wish to be a disgrase so maybe I will try that animal porn idea. Know any good chickens?
ummm.. a bloon, huh?
suncruzrob 2 years ago
omfg is this guy on fkin crack hes goin all in with shit j4 k5 off suit then complaining an callin people donkeys wen he loses to hands like pk aces wtf you are fkin wak m8
oggino2 2 years ago
Is everybody that has watched this video retarted !? :L Can you really not tell that he is joking ! Anyway nice work Rob , all of your videos make me crease up :) especially the part where you get beat by tens full ! :L good work (Y)
HAD0UKENIZED 2 years ago
well if he is just avin a laff hes wastin his money
oggino2 2 years ago
the guy just calls me with a pair XD, love it
patjuhmaster 2 years ago
lmao, this shit is funny
abdiASSAD 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha
blablabla im a pro :d i allways go all inn and lose xD dude ... poker is about winning :d not losing :d
petitpitou 2 years ago
blablabla I'm a miserable fuckstick with no sense of humor and nothing better to do than criticize something that can not be (intelligently) criticized.
suncruzrob 2 years ago
LOL great Video Man
OCPARKWAY 2 years ago 2
why donkey XD
ezravierstra2 2 years ago
I Fart in your general direction.
suncruzrob 2 years ago
LOOOOL ! :D
somwbody1234 2 years ago
IMO, People who make videos like this are generally bad at poker and let their emotions get in the way of making sound decisions.
I think they are just trying get bad info out there in hopes of people actually following through with this dummy strategy, in turn, hoping to actually find these people online and calling them down with marginal hands thinking they have the win,, but if you had common sense, you would know not to play like this.
okamasphere 2 years ago
SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! You'll ruin the conspiracy!!!!!!!!!! Don't TELL EVERYONE!!
suncruzrob 2 years ago
Fun as In losing all the time??
icecold40oz 3 years ago
You are the donkey going all-in with this crap all the time, not the other players calling you with aa or TT.
IAMLOST 3 years ago
Wow, I never looked at it that way. Thank you for the insight. I am a new man. I FEEL CLEANSED!!!!! God bless you, Sir!
suncruzrob 3 years ago
Your're welcome sir. After watching your third video, my understanding is that this is a parody on online poker tutorials. I must admit that it's kinda embarrassing for me to not have seen this earlier, since it's pretty obvious. Maybe I'm wrong again, and this is a secret instructional video for donkeys, idk. Whatever the case may be, I can only encourage everybody to play like this. Especially if we sit at the same table...
IAMLOST 3 years ago
You fail if you do not realize how funny this is. "You might say you're overplaying that Jack-4." Great video man.
bburk707 2 years ago
At first, I replied too early, without having seen the whole video. Yes, I think this guy is funny. You fail if you didn't realize that after my last comment.
IAMLOST 2 years ago
your vid is sick!
urvidissick 3 years ago
This shit is hilarious!!!
bburk707 3 years ago
Can't help but comment on my own video. This is some of my best work yet! Be sure to watch all 3 parts as it only gets better!
suncruzrob 3 years ago