Greatest Moments in Presidential Speeches

[HighAlbino]

it is uh i think it's uhh it is.... it is.. listen xD So funny!

[SnoopDicketyDawg]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[stevan1934]

If the federal or State law are equal for all, I wouldn't be Bankrupt,and that big ,,mouth" would be long time in Jail.

[heatseekin]

Kennedy is the greatest. Clinton and Bush I'd level them as same.

[bradmedicus]

Clinton and Bush you'd level the same? Have you completely lost your mind!? Honestly! LOL

[me4all2see]

OMG thats funny!

[aldermediaworks]

funny

[Gerkinstock]

Kennedy gave a great speech, but Letterman's orgasmic love for Clinton is rather depressing.

[figocooldude]

it's not like he puts him on everytime

[Mike3303]

Yah, but it's stupid. He puts him on as "a great" after Kennedy. Clinton never gave a speech even close to Kennedy's legendary speech. Obvious political biast on Letterman's part.

[sirac12]

bush is everytime looking stubid how he could president of america this shame on america people tnx

[bradmedicus]

Yes, I guess he does look "stubid" and "how he could be president of America?" If you are going to comment, use proper grammar and spell correctly, lol. Shame on you.

[HoraceM1987]

This man is so fucking funny

[urods]

and how the hell he can be a president?

[tracyterry]

Letterman is one lucky speck of geekdom. And Clinton is a john looking for a trick. And Bush is a GREAT PRESIDENT!!! Bugs you all, doesn't it? He's the man, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

[jelvirulence]

The democrats already have won congress and are going to win the 2008 presidency....all because of your moron leader Bush...AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

[tracyterry]

Touche'.

[TJKingKong]

LOL!

[madsta23q]

HE'S SMARTER THAN..........................­......:p

[w738]

JFK was the best out of the three, as a president anyway.

[TJKingKong]

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!

[badfex]

Clearly pro-democrat so if regan was included it would have been a little bit more balanced.

REDNECK CONSERVATIVES AND SELF SATISFYING LIBERALS FTW!!

[DavidWatts3]

Basically ALL presidential speeches are bullshit anyway. The way I see it, it doesn't matter what they say, but what they act on.

[Y0uEnj0yMyself]

lol, that is too funny.

[bazooka68]

engraçado é ver uns yankees putos defendendo o Bush...hahahaha

[bto4]

lol no habla espanol but :) hahaha

[rodillo11]

lol that is not spanish, it's portuguese...

[bto4]

omg i sound like an idiot

[MAF0X]

hahhahhahahahah that was so funny

[Marubi3]

poor guy man. he needs help.

[randomnic2]

I want my president to be smarter than me. Why doesn't anyone else think this way?

[LiisRoos]

VIVA LA FRANCE.

[powerfulpup]

I think the fact that he can't speak well in public is a good quality, in some weird way. He's human, normal... mistakes gravitate towards him like moths to the flame sure, but at least he's somewhat average.

[nopoet406]

I think the amount of criticism Bush receives is stupid: YOUR PEOPLE voted him in, stop whining about it and wave your flags in the streets like you do in every single Hollywood film!!

[dansal13]

ho poet shut the fuck up dumb non american bitch

[ScottShaeffer]

What? What planet are you from? Hollywood is made of lights and particle board. Try watching the real world some time.

[doggy667]

Well, you guys voted him as the president, didn't you?

Not people in Pakistan or China or North korea voted Bush, its your choice. Bush(good or bad, smart or retard)is what America has picked as your leader.

P.S. RETARD...I mean...is this also what you mean?

[blagultfan]

right on bush! tell 'em who's the fuckin boss!

[2percentLLC]

not funny. go electric autokinita

[pz888500]

i don't mind being called a 'whiner'... but a 'snively' whiner? that's where i draw the line. i've never snived a whine in my life.

[mstag]

Jefferson, Lincoln, Roosevelt, Kennedy, and who knows hpw many other presidents had affairs while in office -

actually HAD sex, the sort of behavior that makes babies.

Clinton got a few blowjobs in his office.

And the Neocons spent four times as much as the 9/11 report to investigate and impeach him.

Bush's actions are war crimes and mass murder.

[Tornado0fSouls]

Bill Clinton... "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, miss lewinsky..." Now that's about as good as it gets. While Clinton was playing games with cigars and interns in the oval office, Bin Laden was preparing. Bush may not be a good speaker, but ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.

[louie77]

heck Gore should of won..it wouldnt have happened if Gore won

[CavemanSynthesizer]

"ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS" That's why we don't believe Bush when he says he is doing what's best for this country.

[rusty06906]

30 years from now we'll all be reading the Koran if we elect a democrat to the white house.

[louie77]

look at that Dumbass bush, his name doesnt deserve to be capitalize..Democrats is what tis country need!!! and this is what we'll get!! 2006 is just the begining!

[wowthungsten]

That's throwing the prez under the bus in the worst way. He's said some lucid things, but of course his gaffes are very well-documented. As they should be.

[mark4okstate]

David Letterman .... what an idiot

[FiRese7eN]

Bush doesn't even know how to catch the ball.

[RacerXGTO]

Clinton will always be the idiot who let Osama BL get away so OBL could take down the Towers. Clinton dropped the ball on so many things. Bush saves this country from future terrorism and a small amount of snively whiners can do nothing but complain that the suicide attacks are over ''there''. Be thankful the suicide attacks are not in the USA.

[akgregor]

fuck you, you shitforbrains retardlican ass! Oh how you fucktards hate Clinton (at least he was legitimately elected TWICE) and his horrible leadership; ya know balancing the budget, providing a $3 trillion surplus that could have saved social security (or at least paid for this godless quagmire we still call Iraq)

[tjmeyer]

The only thing worse than having an Idiot for a President, is how many Americans don't see it and still support this Jerk and his criminal buddies in office...

That's the truly scary part... "God Help America"

[Zebonka]

As if the Gulf War needed a sequel anyway! I watched it happen when I was 5, I'm watching it happen now - I wonder if Jeb will have a crack at it in ten or so years, giving me a 3rd opportunity to try and make sense of the odd behaviour of the Bush family.

[delinx04]

30 years from now, you Americans would propably elect this idiot again if it were constitutionally possible.

[JRodB]

30 years from now, your country will still be inferior to America...ouch

[DerioinStereo]

haha attaboy JROD

[delinx04]

Actually, by that time China will have superseded the US as the world's leading economic power!

[Omega8515]

we're not THAT stupid

[delinx04]

It was meant to be a light hearted comment, I hope you ppl didn't take it tooo seriously!

[tiki252]

lol that pretty much sums it up. god was jfk ever a beautiful speaker.

[crragsda]

30 years from now Bush will still be president, except he'll be called high priest or something

[njf0]

30 years from now people will see George W. Bush as a symbol of the ignorance that continued to keep our nation warlike and regardless of the environment. When will WE move into the 21st century?

[victoribur]

this is the 21st century you poor bastard

[ferment666]

30 years from now, Americans remember George Bush II as the president who ran their great country into the ground and the reason why half the country can no longer get the public education to read past a sixth grade level.

[victoribur]

this explains why you cant even write a sentence looser...

[ferment666]

How is that not a sentence, you fucking tool? You can't even use punctuation correctly so get off the internet with your bullshit.

[mstag]

Hey vic, you can make your sentence tighter by losing one of the o's.

[Canada80]

Good stuff.

[jlw1142003]

People might think it is unfair to show a Bush clip & not a Cliton clip. Well Dave has done Cliton clips. But the difference is, with Cliton you have to edit to wear he is saying something like "I love sex". With Bush you just have to flim him & you have humor!

[jlw1142003]

Fox News will (is right now)call Pres. Bush the Greatest greatest president ever. But do you know what is funny? The Daily show & Letterman show who Bush really is. He is a president with a 2nd grade educations level!

[juniorx5]

LOL for the video and LOLZERS to ihulkelite who thinks in 30 years, Bush will be reconized as the greatest president. In 30 years, we'll probably learn that Bush was involved in the 9/11 attacks there were no wmd in Iraq(oh yeah, we already know this)

[yellowzboi]

Hahaha yea right.... More like Bush is a homo wit john Howard.... At least Clinton does it straight ..(monica Lewinskey)...

[ihulkelite]

30 years from now, when the world looks back on our history, President Bush wil go down as one of the greatest Presidents to ever lead a Nation. Bush kills Terrorists. Clinton lets them go. More Bush please.

FUCK YOU TERRORISTS

[kyouneko]

haha oh and he tortures innocent ppl but hey its fair enough hunting for terrosists :)

us bombs civilians (kinda the same as terroists) but hey its fair since its "in the hunt for terroists" do remember terrorists are in war aswell against ... everything i guess

[Omega8515]

You are a moron! CLINTON NEVER LET TERRORISTS GO! Those are LIES by the retarded right. Clinton TRIED to capture Osama, BUSH NEVER DID UNTIL 911! IF BUSH DIDN'T CHEAT TO GET ELECTED AND AL GORE WERE PREZ, OSAMA WOULD BE DEAD!

[DerioinStereo]

Wow Omega...that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard anyone say...while simultaneously breaking the ALL CAPS rule of netiquette. Gore would be sending troops to intervene in the artic on behalf of the glaciers.

[Omega8515]

you don't believe in global warming? It's a scientific consensus. Virtually every scientist in the world agrees. Al Gore is smart enough to understand that. Unfortunately conservatives like you are not.

[DerioinStereo]

I simply find it ironic that earlier you mocked Bush for protecting embryos yet you are over here protecting glaciers.

[Omega8515]

you idiot, PROTECTING GLACIERS FROM METLING IS IMPORTANT TO SAVE LIVES!

IF THE GLACIERS MELT, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL DROWN!!!

DON'T YOU UNDERSTNAD THAT???

[DerioinStereo]

There you go breaking netiquette rules again. And calm down, the earth's temperature has risen like what? 1 degree?

[DaveIrie]

I like that Bush takes it upon himself to have the administration carry out the big terror attacks like 9/11, rather than lettin' them towelheads get all the glory. I like George W.

[illament20]

What a puppet.

[chrunch44]

25 years ago Letterman was cutting edge funny. Now he's just a bitter hack airing his left wing nuttines every chance he gets.

[Omega8515]

the only nuttiness is of the right! FOR GOD'S SAKE the right thinks EMBRYOS AND FETUS' DESERVE LEGAL RIGHTS! WHAT'S NEXT, RIGHTS FOR ACTION FIGURES?

[DaRkStRiDeR62]

Hahaha, you fucking idiot. How dare you compare embryos and fetus' to fucking action figures, you retard. This is why people like this guy get called the looney left.

[Omega8515]

The retarded right would like to believe that single-celluar paramesiums have more of a right to live then a person like you or me, that is perhaps the main reason I'm proud to be a liberal, just knowing I'm away from the people on the retarded right who frankly belong in nuthouses. Enjoy being an idiot.

[Omega8515]

we're the one's who are loony for thinking people are more important then embryos?

[Rl831]

man.... you know democrats and republicans alike all smiled or laughed when they saw that. Not everything is politics. Some times its just funny to laugh at a idiot....

[codem0nkey]

I'm sad to see bush as president. He just isn't presedential material and it's troubling to see how a douche like him can be given power, twice. Good luck to the smart half of America. I hope you can overcome the religious fundementalists who voted for this twat.

[theron1n]

The stark contrast of this, painted on the background of that idiot getting reelected is what frightens me the most.

[Rl831]

LMFAO

[MarionRavenwood]

Most accurate Bush representation on the net.

[ronny2471]

he scares thinking humans

[m4rs12]

LOLZ..yeah I think ur right

hehehe

[Micky777]

I think all that 'crack' he snorted in his younger years has had a negative effect on his brain. In more ways than one....seriously.

[koprophage]

Terrible speaker, terrible video.

[catholicchick]

although I support Bush whole heartedly I always find Bushums humorous ^^ he's just not very good at giving speaches...

[Omega8515]

Admit it, Bush is the worst president this good ol' country ever had, 80% of historians believe him to be a "failure". That's a fact.

[catholicchick]

*shrug* in my personal opinion Clinton has "worst president this good ol' country ever had" and apparently majority of the counry arees that he is a good president or else how was he realected

[CavemanSynthesizer]

No one can prove Bush won the elections.

[PerkyRhino]

unfortunate that you support Bush. My question is, do you know the proper way to eat a banana?

[catholicchick]

o.O

[PerkyRhino]

love your wit. hate your political persuasion.

[pastfumes]

or at being a human

[catholicchick]

well that wasn't very nice

[CavemanSynthesizer]

"Those who can't say what they mean, don't mean what they say" I'd say there is a grain of truth to that. Bush stumbles through his speeches because he's trying to lie on the fly.

[blackturtleus]

The terrible thing is that as a leader, Bush's ability to give speeches is probably one of his areas of RELATIVE strength when compared to his other skills.

[catholicchick]

that's not true...

[btinder711]

oh AFF1, get over your hatred

[AFF1]

by the way kennedy's famous lines were stolen from a speech by sultan abdel-hamid of the ottoman empire...just like most things in america and the west are. but the westerners make powerful weapons of mass destruction, invent viruses, both physiological and cpu, and no one has more recipes for frying things! God Bless the West!

[catholicchick]

the west just respects other inteligence...although they may not show it or give credit...the highest compliment is imitation...why reinvent the wheel (I know I didn't spell it right)

[profsrfate]

his words were original and genuine he also wrote numerous best sellers such as profiles in courage.