My entry for the OFFICIAL BATTLE OF THE YOUTUBE MOMSTARS

[DjMarMex]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[RECONDO101st]

You're a fag.

[TheConnord12]

damn dude you dogged that JD like it was nothing!

[thechurchofdave]

@TheConnord12 Yeah, it's amazing how much Apple juice looks like JD ain't it? lol

[TheConnord12]

@thechurchofdave gahhh ya got me haha!

[bbender1986]

LOL, its captain spaulding's wife.

[longfootbuddy]

dave, im dededicating my life to you

[thechurchofdave]

@longfootbuddy I could use some help with the dishes :)

[Brutalmusicktv]

hahahaha awsome

[arel3]

ROTFL!!!!

[shatterhandeve]

that's how i imagine satan looks like :D

[Zipster08]

You look like Loco Mama!!

[thechurchofdave]

@Zipster08 Lol Those years of wanting to be Frank N Furter were obviously not wasted lol

[qopti]

Dave you are my top MILF of ALL time ;D

[ReverendPopeFoxyFox]

This landed in my recommends box, so I HAD to watch it again. I gotta ask, who did your makeup?

You rock, DAve!

[thechurchofdave]

@ReverendPopeFoxyFox My Daughter did my makeup for me. I told her what I wanted based upon a cross between Rocky Horror and Transvestites I had seen around Hollywood :)

[hideHYDEimcoming]

dude that was hilariouuuus

[PsilocybinMagic]

not entirely unlike my mom.

[thechurchofdave]

@PsilocybinMagic Ah, they run with scissors in your family too aye?

[PsilocybinMagic]

@thechurchofdave Only when we play tag.

[AtheistDailyWatcher]

You know, without that hair you would look like captain spaulding :P

[sublimemadness]

I wish my mom was nice like you :|

[cannibrownie]

hahahahahaha

[ryanking909780]

hahahaa...greatest video on youtube right there..LOLOL

[newtond23333]

that gave you ur name scarey dave lol

[necrophex]

Im officially addicted to you :P

[thechurchofdave]

@necrophex I approve :D

[llieske]

"they don't call me scary for nothin, you know?" lol my nostrils came buckets!

[imjustascarecrow]

i can't breath i'm laughing to fucking hard !!!!

[Sombrek]

Delisiouse apple juice.

[85boris]

yeahr cool^^

[Akuroth1]

This should have won xDDD

[r00bix]

you got my vote xD

r00bix

[Babystunna18]

thats a really good look for you

soots you to well cupcake

[azrial4421]

yeah no dave necessary just scary

[jwbulmer]

This is just scary.

[Mop12121]

Hello Dave..

See Froggeet..you have problems?.

Cool and fuel..like yah style..Bit heavy on the two-tones though.

[hellsgate100]

wtf

[ralf7253]

Burped like a true woman. LMFAO! Ur a tripper!

[nowayride]

Was that Dee Snider?

[thekliciousshow]

omg i feel like i had a bad acid trip. lol you look like you could be SAW's wife (movie) :D haha

[Mikey1970G]

Reminds me of Sid Haig as Captain Spaulding in House of a Thousand Corpses.

[drumming2hell]

whahahahah

[Azizinum]

LOL

[CameoCollections]

ROFLMAO That is a great makeup job. LOL OMG That is so funny. Thanks for the laugh. : )

[kreily1111]

Holy shit- awesome, man! you are amazing!

[DebEspace]

dave your cock is huge girl it is huge is it poking out under your kilt? you are turning me on man

[edgar9787]

haha kinda creepy

[superscar69]

you look amazing dude

[543hope]

rotfl,lool,get the pic it was funny when he started crying

[TehniX5]

hahah dude u r sooooo funny when u started crying i fell of my chair.u r the best

[graygryph]

you look like jiggsaws puppet!!

[thechurchofdave]

hockpooh777: Your hero was a monumental failure who started a fight and had his ass handed to him by those who chose to defend themselves. Get over it.

On my channel, you can talk trash to me all ya like but as soon as you start talking racist and violent bullshit about others, I draw the line.

So yup, your self fulfilling prophecy has thus been fulfilled. You are blocked / banned from my comment section.

[MsiJoe2]

Want to get rid of Jews?

Then say goodbye to Over half your precious stores!

[Southern661]

@hockpooh777 Hitler was a tool of the Catholc church which has been slaughtering Christains and Jews since its inception. Have a nice day you NAZI puss sucker.

[leokimvideo]

I still see Paul Stanley from Kiss in this video, Dave for me it's one of your classics.

[cherrymiss72]

Oh-my-fucking-GOD!!! I would not have believed that was you!

ROFL!

[KATTANATEMA]

MILFAO !

[johng2437]

ha white pride.....................

[hockpooh777]

He's a jew, not an Aryan.

[thechurchofdave]

hockpooh777: Actually I am neither.

[zacatetas]

you guys stole the clown make up church thing from a mexican T.V series called "desde gayola"

[thechurchofdave]

zacatetas: Lol I can pretty much assure you that of the two tv channels which come in here in this very remote location, that ain't one of them heheh. An I refuse to pay for cable or dish ;)

[ronaldsmusicfactory]

both scary and funny as fuck!

[jima6636]

Mom is that you ?

[thechurchofdave]

jima6636: Yes Dear :D

[Gothicmess08]

MILF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[Shocktales]

then its great i guess, your kids are cool, nice makeup by the way, hehe.. reminded me of when i used to put makeup to my mom, that was fuckin horrible, worst makeup ever

[YOBRO79]

1:11 Why? hahaha

[Shocktales]

DUDE i hope your kids werent really scared about you, btw ur makeup was funny as hell, u looked like a fuckin clown milf, liked it

[thechurchofdave]

Shocktales: My Daughter did my makeup and my son begged to be in it. It all worked out well I think :)

[trendsetter74]

LMFAO, that was the greatest thing I have seen to day. 5 stars- favorited -suscribeed

[KillMePreacher]

omg hahahaha amazing defo subin, mmmmm milfs x lol

[DGAFOG11]

FUCKING BADASS MAN!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

[ecillio]

scary lol :P

cool thought :)

[DanielSayWhat]

Wow... nice! lol

[sselenak]

nice lips. scared the crap out of me when i saw the still on the side of my screen XD

(not really about the crap part. you canNOT count me as one of your viewers who wet themselves)

[mtfune]

"Mommy" sure does love her bottle of Jack!!!

[ib6ub94fun]

This is the fu.cking awsome!!!!

Could have done without all the crying, but still that was great roflmfao!!!!

[fonehomewezzy]

HA. have you heard milf by psycostick?? that's totally you. totally. haha. you should have a music myspace.

[jadebrew]

YIKES ! ! !

[NabilRU]

My God.

[jessiefuckinkitty]

hahaha

[IggyHazard]

This is what happens when you combine The Joker with Dr. Frank-n-furter. XD

[VirginAthenA]

LOL

[RAWOLFE68]

i cant remember the last time i laughed so F#ing hard

[AntiheroUther]

heh

[jbb3design]

Need to Video Response to Loco Mama on Zipster08 Channel with that makeup on! I sent this video to him!

[kjrk08]

HAHAHAA! BAD ASS !!!

[Zakdayak]

It's like Guy Fawkes in drag

[EasydayLabz]

i can just hug you! you are adorable !

[obsquatch]

Do you do bar mitzvahs?

[thechurchofdave]

obsquatch: Absolutely!

[TomTeaBagThat]

omg isn`t that The Joker ?

[StuffDreamsAreMadeOf]

Looks like one of my slutty, alcoholic aunts. lol

[nutthingbutskills]

hahahahahaha at the ending wen the kid is on the phone hes sticking the middle finger!! haha that was funny..

[shismama77]

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so I did both, I laughed till I cried. You are friggin hilarious man!

[GalenGTV]

oh my fucking god!

[Punkanr]

Omg !

[taliajazel]

this was a bad cross between Saw and The Devils rejects =D awesome!

[MATTx602]

Like how you darkened your chest with the wig to shadow out your beard. Real good camera skills

[Diamondsays1]

cool

[wrestlingbrain]

fuckin hell, horrible, go to an insane hospital

[NoirMusic]

LOL awesome...

[dirtybruno]

oh shit! When u chug the jack, then sputter and belch.. fuc*ing priceless!! cant stop laughing!

[tompkinskyle]

lol

[bloodyrediron]

You mad bastard lol

Nice.

[frankwolf21]

LOL! oh my fuckin god! that was... brilliant and incredibly scary at the same time! you fuckin rock!!!!!!!!!

[logicaust]

1:10 Hawt!

Peace.

[nx2overide]

fnny shit dude!

[stealth5976]

lol This Had Me Rolling Over! 5 Stars!

Dale

[GothicBitchGoddess]

such a sweet delicate frail thing!!!!

[Multrox]

Hey sexy thing.

[VonPotHead]

well if it isent good old jack.. anyways arrrrgh dave your cool but... thats arrgh anyways i dont know what to say.. but you got balls

[dorgoron]

thank you for making my morning happy, scary milf dave!

[macaronipop]

LOL...I love it!!

Scary DAve - you're the best!

[bigdjindustriez]

Fuck man you look like Michael Jackson here. Nice. Funny shit.

[orgotloth]

that was slightly horriying, but funny as hell.

[PureCOMEDIAN]

wow

[Cbax2]

LMAO, wild stuff...poor kid...he's gonna need therapy, I think...LOL

[derttiej]

lol... wow

[russlee1994]

hey u sure tht kid is alrite, he looks really scared..

[VonPotHead]

he :o

[longhairred]

I have no idea how I got here, or the back story on the video, but you sure made me laugh. Thanks! Also got a very weird flashback on my husband, Halloween, 1977. Er... not sure I'll thank you for that...

[RivenrockGardens]

Dang Dave, that was some scary shit!

[meisterpunk]

k grande treta.

[ZeroChronos]

Dads having some problems and it's really scary. good costume, funny as hell. :D 2 thumbs up.

[Chris298]

That was hilarious, but it was the creepiest shit ive ever seen haha.

You'd make a great mom if it counts for anything lol

[faggotxoxgypsy]

Your fucking amazing Dave!

Love for mother fuckers everywhere.

[MIKLO2320]

THAT WAS FUNNY

[taia82]

worst sid haig costume...EVER!!!!

[EpifanesEuergetes]

A nice size swig.

[TheSykoticKing]

The Kid at the end is probably one of the best actors i have ever seen!!!

[lum105]

Lol!

[2007xeno2007]

You are starting to bore me Dave. Are you resting upon your laurels. Why don't you upload some new vids?

[Ladybloodgoddess]

hahahah this is funny!

[eileengoth]

you look like captain spalding out of House Of 1000 Corpses lol

[letsgotomyroompig]

OMFG, lol he does

[eileengoth]

lol i still love this

[2007xeno2007]

Not sure about this one.....lol

[tkombz]

AMAZING

ur my vote mr lahey

[crazyandhazy]

i luv dis guy lol he brilliant

[pi314too]

WOW a Mime Mom!

[wufwufwufwuf]

is that loco mamas sister

[cloverfield911]

Man. your one cool dude mom!! LOL

[terecart]

LMAO how come no one told me about this contest? hahaha

[hublah]

ROFLMAO

[TheDopeMage]

LMAO!

[Gregorknolle]

YEAH JACK DANIELS!

[Cradboradfy]

Hahahah this one's Gold. You're awesome.

[greggprovenza]

I can't tell if that's a posessed mom or the devil that posesses her.

Very Very scary!

[my666reality]

l m a o you have my vote dave, now only if i could get off my lazy ass and find where to vote..

[ArtMusicRepeat]

reminds me of SAW!!! XD

lmao

[gjlight]

ahh yes,childhood memories

[leokimvideo]

still reminds me of paul stanley from kiss

[marvininniss]

ehehehehehe you a funny kat bra. LOL!!!!!!!

[Cokamo1717]

lol

[Wackybaccy420]

your just a bit too good at that ... now that IS scary!>. man you are ace!.

[rempli]

aaaaaaaaaand i just shit myself

[enotdetcelfer]

AAAHAHAHAHA

that was great..

[emmeenchanted]

Love the makeup!!

[SadieDammit]

rofl!!!!!!

[Mosschopslikesmoss]

my god it like looking in a mirror

[Steadno]

Am I dead yet;-)

[lulubrighteyes]

This is fucking epic. I am laughing sooo hard right now.

[knightstop1]

lol

[niceonetom]

that made my cock weep tears of joy.

[bigeeezy]

my god you're lovely :))

[bunglezip]

lol !

[bethdewey]

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[Ug0tSeRVEDD]

BUAHAHAH@!!!!

you're halarious.

keep em vids comin.

-izz0-

[studmuffindl]

you are a genious actor, hahaha

[eduskator]

I vote for you.

[IHaveAMask]

LMAO

[PeacefulToker420]

I'd hit that!!!

[quotagirl]

Wow...

that's A LOT of makeup...

and can you ever drink your tea!!!

;)

[RomanianGuy91]

fuck ! that you dave ? lol that fuckin scared the sheet out of me ! =))

[AristotleP]

That's one sexy beast!!!