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  • If u don't have sex for a long time they will turn in to frogs trust me

  • i looked at my own sperm. When i looked down at the microscope, it nearly knocked me offf my chair... i could see millions of sperm flitting about... looking in vain for an egg...

  • I used to be like that, but I took an arrow to the knee

  • is it possible for someone to remeber when that person was a sperm cell

    plz answer

  • the biologycal in germany isb that the sperm is ture about this magnificent, so we reduce the baby like this

  • We all started like that ...and ended up looking up this vid on YouTube lol ...funny how life works

  • Which one is my son?

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  • wow are ther like little bugs swimming around?

  • @iiriahnna xD bugs? how old are you little girl?

  • Wow. That's crazy to see.. people talk about how quick sperm move but actually seeing this... it seems educational for sure.

  • WHAT MICROSCOPE SHOULD YOU USE TO VIEW MOTILE MICROORGANSIMS? COMPOUND, ELECTRON, PHASE CONTRAST, OR DARK FIELD???

  • Ad spermicide to em

  • hey i have some of those!

  • Ewww

  • why are those things(don't know how to spell in english)cute ?

  • OLD PERSON 2 DOWN

  • OLD PERSON BELOW ME

  • @epicgiraffelolz no i'm not a boy, i'm a 53 year old mild mentally retarded(MENTALLY CHALLENGED)man. i just don't believe in sperm since i was a bad sperm from the start, i should have not fertilize the egg in the first place.

  • @epicgiraffelolz oh really, well i'm mild mentally retarded(MENTALLY CHALLENGED)and that why i don't believe in sperm, i feel sperm is very dangerous material since it causes a woman to get pregnant.

  • This is for Bigboy46. What is going on in your head? First you seem to have no respect for yourself because your calling yourself " mentaly retarded." Second, why do you wish for all males to not have sperm and not make babies? If you get rid of sperm and babies how will we have a new generation? Eventualy we would die altogether and that would be the end of human race because we no longer had the ability to reproduce. Third why are you complaing of not having a girlfriend when you dont want to

  • @jamesjad11 well i am mild mentally retarded(MENTALLY CHALLENGED)i want to have a girlfriend. i was hoping more men would get sterilised.

  • Of course the world would NOT have to cut overpopulation drastically by mandatory vasectomies IF 99% of humanity were not stupid. (NOT just Americans - I got REALLY enraged by some EXTREMELY politically correct asshole on TED tv recently who was OBSESSED with what "the West" thought about China - logically inconsistently he never gave a damn how limited and parochial news in China is or has been historically).

    We would not need to take such an aggressive stand against world...

  • @mphello .. overpopulation if people fought wars for JUST causes and fought /revolted/lobbied (whatever - they're all the same) AGAINST wars for oil and greed.

    Just causes for a war (examples): freeding prisoners held hostage for consuming marijuana, having abortions, owning a gun, freeing animals held hostage and tortured in factory farms and laboratories,

    killing bankers and ending trillion-dollar banker bailouts, opening up media and gov't in USA to MULTIPLE political parties.

  • @mphello As far as actions Americans can take: the moron americans who keep voting Demopub and Republicrat will NEVER change. They cannot be reasoned with. They can only be exterminated.

    They could have and should have elected Ralph Nader president for life, but they DELIBERATELY choose ridiculously OBVIOUS, worse candidates.

  • This video proves why the world needs mandatory vasectomies for men if we want to prevent billions of deaths by starvation due to overpopulation.

    Women don't want these squirming lunatics running around inside their vaginas.

  • That immotile one in the middle is Woody Allen.

  • why are some of the sperm stop movin ? they move a little . There lazy

  • How did you get the sperm?

  • It's weird knowing that's moving inside me RIGHT now

  • Sweet!

  • not very active

  • @barnopeeps idiot

  • just to think, that could be the next president...

  • @Lydonboyy well...not now

  • Are the others dead?:O

  • Two of them form a smiley face... Lol just sayin'

  • Looks like one of those movies they show you in High school... lol

  • I only see Sperm not a Human Face :(

  • hey look its me!

  • Aren't they Tryin to look for the egg??

  • i saw mines at 300 power

  • thansk guys for answering my question

  • @pkedjustin i didn't start to go throgh puberty until i was 17 years old, it could be because i'm mild mentally retarded{MENTALLY CHALLENGED}i had my first ejaculation when i was 17 1/2 years old. i had my parents to get me sterilised when i was 20 years old so i can't make babies, i am not capable of raising children myseld. i know i have a good chance of abusing{NOT SEXUAL ABUSE}children with violence. it was for my best interest to get sterilised.

  • @pkedkustin it's clear because u r young when u r older u will produce white sperm don't worry bro I'm 15 I'm chainging to

  • @alincrys men like me who are mild-moderate mentally retarded{MENTALLY CHALLENGED}are not capable of raising children, we choose to get sterilised for that reason, to us sperm is very, very dangerous material since it causes a pregnancy. most men who are mild-moderate mentally retarded{MENTALLY CHALLENGED}carry the gene that causes mental retardation. theres a good chance that we will father a mentally retarded child.

  • guys i need help and i am worried... i am 13 and i know puberty has set in because hair is growing on top of my penis but the problem is when i masturbate my sperm is clear. also i don't even know it it is sperm i am just guessing because it feels different (more stickier and slipperier) than water (i masturbate in bathtub after shower) and it looks clear... i heard normal sperm is white and i don't know plz help me i am worried that its not semen and that in sterile!!!! ii need anyone to pm me

  • @pkedjustin It will become white as you become older...because you are very young you are not producing much sperm and the fluid is just semen without much sperm in it. It will get white as you get older, don't worry about it, you are completely normal.

  • @pkedjustin hello, im no doctor, but it could be a few things, the fact that u do it in the shower i will assume the shower is white, and well its pretty hard to see white on white. another thing could be the fact that your body isnt developing enough sperm yet since your still so young ( lol im only 21 i have no room to talk) and finally u may not be making complete sperm cells yet.

  • where did you get the sample? xD cool video man

  • so cute they are all swimming :)

  • I did this at work today. It was pretty neat.

  • Normal speed.

  • Not!

  • @jmaxim2001.

    I took this video. If there are tadpoles in it I should be very worried about the source. Please look at our website. The URL is in the video. (Youtube will not let me leave the URL in the comment.) Go to Info/Resources and click on Sperm Videos. Look at the sperm videos and the still picture. Then tell us what you think.

    BTW, I have a PhD in science. I do not remember the last time someone one called me an idiot.

  • @KokopelliTech My sir! You have lovely sperm cells, gratz!

  • @h3aveNsHaZe lol . i got to laugh at this comment becus . YOU HAVE LOVELY SPERM CELLS. lol i bet u like the taste of it aswell. Joke  . sorry i'm abit hyperactive i cant help it . i'm a nice person when u get to kno me , i'm usually very mature for my age .

  • @KokopelliTech This is a great video. I almost fell out when I read the opinion that these were tadpoles. I'm constantly amazed at how little interest people seem to have in the functioning of their own bodies. Amazing. Oh, if you stick around on YouTube, you'll get called an idiot a lot. I get called names all the time; but it always seems to be by people who've spent about 9 years less than I working on my education. Funny how I ended up not knowing anything... just like you. Welcome.

  • @KokopelliTech LOL. "BTW, I have a PhD in science. I do not remember the last time some one called me an idiot". Idiot.

  • @jmaxim2001

    your a fooking dope

  • @jmaxim2001 tadpoles? lol wtf you need to learn some science

  • @8stewiegriffin

    you fucktard, how do you think sperm looks like? this is sperm

    you are so stupid that incapable of making a sentence, instead, writing a useless word

    as useless as you.

  • @alincrys that is very deadly sperm, once deposited in a woman it makes babies which it should not do, we need to end sperm as we know it. its time men start shooting blanks and no sperm. don't you realize that sperm is that groose. its time you need to shoot blanks, you have no buisness making babies in the first place, i shoot blanks myself, i got sterilised do to my mild mental retardation{MENTALLY CHALLENGED}

  • @8stewiegriffin is not fake thats how Sperm is

  • what are they doing?

  • lol retarded tadpoles

  • It's a classic.

  • Well I Guess WE Make The Children.

  • @L3G3ND1162 you know we don't need to make any children, i feel everyone needs to get sterilised so there will be no more babies anymore. i got sterilised since i'm mild mild mentally retarded{MENTALLY CHALLENGED}when i was 20 years old, i don't believe people who are mild-severily mentally retarded{MENTALLY CHALLENGED}should be making and having babies.

  • @TheBigboy46 Much safer when you're severely retarded like me, my sperm tries to boil the egg for three minutes thus destroying it.

  • @857frank well i know i'm mild mentally retarded{MENTALLY CHALLENGED}there is no way i can raise a child, thats why i had my parents get me a vasectomy when i was 20 years old. i have no buisness making babies which could be possibly be abused{NOT SEXUAL ABUSE}with violence.

  • They look like retarded tadpoles :)

  • omg i dont really wanna masturbate after this

  • i won the race

  • We were things like that!

    Wee =)

  • they move like hyper handicapped people

  • lmao

  • SPERM me!

  • tapo!!

  • This is normal speed.

  • lol is this reallly..

  • Haha yea you must be either 5 or not that bright.. you can't even expalin your point of view because there is none.. im done wasting my time with you.. you could'nt even give a valid response... you just insulted like a spoiled child ;)

  • ;[ They scare me

  • My Goodness... your stupidity knows no bounds. perhaps you should reread your statement then correct it..

    Without the next generation of Humans there will evenutally be no more humans to keep the race going. thats the reason EVERY scieces reproduce to keep there genes going.. you must be 5 -_-"

  • you need yo understand that i'm mild mentally retarded, epilepsy and still more like a child. children don't need to have to bring children into this world. i'm not mentally capable of raising children. it was best that i got sterilised when i was 20 years old.

  • Ok? soooo? why did you tell me that twice? you already told me.. remember?

  • @DiamondFang you would rather procreate then not to procreate. would you get sterilised after you have how many children want then.

  • Would i have children then get sterilised?

    Most likely not... i like my function to reproduce.. plus... the possibilties are endless lol

  • @DiamondFang why not you get sterilised, don't you think it would be better for you to be sterilised like me so you can't reproduce anymore.

  • LAWL CATS XD THEIRS SO FUNNY!

  • I have wonderful news! We got the full report in today. The motility is normal and so is the morphology! His count is low, but he has an appt with a urologist in Dec. His primary dr said that LSP is an easy thing to remedy! :)

  • Great to hear. I told you you still had hope.

    Congratulations!

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  • you don't know me, you need to understand me that i am mild mentally retarded, i play with my toy trucks, toy cars and my g i joe toys everyday.

  • Hi Karen,

    I have tried to respect everyone's right to comment. Though I have blocked some people who were making profane or disrespectful posts. If there seems to be a consensus to block Bigboy46 I can do that. I have felt like Bigboy enjoyed being part of this thread so have hesitated to block him. I assume that TheBigboy46 and Bigbatboy23 are the same person.

  • we sre the same, bigbatboy23 and the bigboy46, all i am is getting the truth out is since i'm mild mentally retarded i don't believe in sperm since i shouldn't need to release any sperm out of body, mental retardation runs in my family, since i'm mild mentally retarded the chances are high that i might end up fathering a child mentally retarded. thats why i chose to get sterilised when i was 20 years old. it makes it difficult for me to find some women that do not have a disability like mine.

  • I don't get it? you want to stop Males function to reproduce? how in the world would the world continue to exist without the next Generation... Oh well "I" know that i would never discard my function to reproduce. its such a Treasured gift to me...

  • no i don't, i feel it is up to all males to make the choice to get sterilised. there are a lot of males with disabilities that do choose to get sterilised and that includes me. i chose for myself to get sterilised because of my disability since i'm mild mentally retarded. i know i'm not capable to raise children myself. i'm a very nervouse type of person and children get on my nerves really easy. there is a possibility that i would abuse(NOT SEXUAL ABUSE)children with violence. do you understand

  • hmm... Yes i do understand.. but it seems like you were aimming at All males.. i would revise your sentences a little..

  • @TheBigboy46 Well, Bigboy, if what you say is true and you're not just being sarcastic, then you've proven yourself to be vastly more intelligent than 99% of humanity, who doesn't seem to care about the dire consequences of overpopulation: revolutions in Egypt and Tunisia over food and clean water. Congrats!

    FYI: I had a vasectomy 15 years ago. I never got to use it, but it was important that I show others my effort.

  • @mphello i just don't believe in sperm, i think sperm is dangerous material which should not exist.

  • @TheBigboy46 I agree, Bigboy! But, you have to admit: sperm ARE pretty funny guys under the microscope, right? And they are great fodder for jokes! :)

  • no women don't want a man who is mild-severly mentally retarded be cause they act like children. i know i do act like a child since i do play with childrens toys everyday. i have another friend who is mild mentally and he is 53 and like me he also plays with childrens toys. there are days i go and visit him and we play with his toys together and the same when he comes and visit me.

  • my friend also chose to get sterilised also when he was 19 years old also. all i'm trying to get across is people with mild-severly mental retardation understand permanant birth control and most of them decide to get sterilised because they are not capable of raising children, that includes me and my friend. thats how i feel about sterilisation with most do if they have some form of mental retardation. please understand me if you can.

  • Hi,

    Your choice seems like a very responsible thing to do. I applaud your proactive behavior. I think many people objected because they thought you were saying all men should get sterilized. That seemed a bit over the top. Thanks for the info.

  • yes i know, i was trying to get all men sterilised, but i backed away from that. i'm just have been responsible for myself that i'm not capable of raising children that i did the right thing and got sterilised.

  • in your country you can get sterilised at that age :O ???

  • yes you can get sterilised at that age. i'm happy i was able to get sterilised when i was 20 years old.

  • @kailsan

    At what age?

  • Slowly motile sperm is motile.

  • 400 power, does that mean 400x ??

    PLEASE ANSWER!

  • YES it mean 400x but you can see them at 80x 100x ;)

  • does anyone wet there bed at night.

  • depends on what you mean by wet. like wet dream. were you cum in your sleep. or pee wet.

  • pee.

  • i pee the bed everynight. i don't have much control of my bladder at night and end up wetting the bed.

  • who's is it?

  • Ok, here's the scoop so far. We are awaiting the full report. The initail count for him is low, being under only 1 million per ml, which is bad. But, we are waiting to hear the morphology report. the liquification was normal for him. I really think there may be a possibility that the test may be off. He was a little "pressured" to do it, and the results werent, well, lets just say, there wasnt much to work with, LOL. So, we are waiting for the full report. I will keep you posted! :)

  • Karen,

    I have heard of women conceiving when their partner's sperm count was this low. Motility will be important. Some andrologists have techniques to improve conception by semen washing techniques. You still have hope. Let us know how it goes.

  • Thank you so much! Do you know if it is possible for , ahem, a small sample to affect results?. I am trying to think of a discreet way to put this. He was pressured and did not even come CLOSE to the same amount he would...ummmmm, give during normal relations. It is usually a large amount and for the test, it was only a couple drops. Could tat affect it? Thanks!

  • It can be really difficult for men to provide a good sample at the lab. And yes, what you said suggests that the pressure may have impacted the result. I would not get too worried yet. It is nice to have a microscope so you can have a look at home. You might try producing a sample at home and taking it to the lab. Generally, they will accept a sample less than an hour old. If you try this keep the sample warm by keeping it close to your body during the drive. Good luck!

  • Thats what we did. He produced the sample at home, but he still felt like he HAD, to and took away the fun, LOL. Can you look with a regular microscope at home? Thats awesome. I nver thought of that. Is there a way to do it at home and check the count?

  • Karen,

    Yes you can do your own analysis at home. Check out our web site- it's shown in the video. I think you will find it informative. Google seems to block my comment if I list the web site.

  • Thank you for thie info! :)

  • how many children you men want in your life.

  • if i want to then i dunno 2...but we want to when we want to

  • you plan on getting sterilised after you have some children.

  • no...no i dont, about 90% of the ppl usually dont want to get sterilised, all though the fast breeding of humanity is causing starvation, we cant do anything baout it, maybe nuke half the population lol jk i SAID jk...

  • I find the discussion interesting. But, please refrain from profanity and please treat one another with respect.

    Karen,

    Care to share? Some would be interested in your options and you might get some insights from others here.

  • oh o.k., sorry about that.

  • yes, i knew this would happen. i just feel really stupid trying to do something to men which will never happen. i really know that i'm an idiot, but i'm not gay. sperm is here for a reason to keep the human race going. you do understand that i'm not capable of raising children so it was best for my interest to get sterilised since i'm mentally retarded.

  • yes you were right, i do feel like an idiot. i made a mistake trying to get men sterilised. i will not try this again. you do understand why i was sterilised is because i'm mentally retarded and i'm not capable of raising children myself. one thing is i'm not gay, i am str8t, get that right.

  • i just hope you understand why i did get myself sterilised.

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  • Semen is white initially. After 15 minutes to an hour it liquefies and turns translucent. The only way to know if you are fertile is to look at a sample under a microscope. Thats what they do when you take a sample in for a semen analysis.

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  • I am not sure exactly what your question is. Sperm are alive but they are so small you cannot see them without a microscope. Sperm actually make up a pretty small portion of the, uh, sample. Mostly it is nutrients and pH adjustment to help the sperm along their way.

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  • i have tested my sperm and this time i used a microscope... i see fishes swimming just like in the video.. is that alive semen?

  • no, they are zombies

  • girl no sex?

  • can i so get children?!?!

  • If what you see looks like the video you are seeing live sperm.

  • YES YES YEEEEEEESS!!!! thank you :)

  • they choose to get STERILISED. it is for their BEST INTEREST TO GET STERILISED. i'm very happy for myself to get STERILISED. it was best for me.

  • well its not that i'm jealous i'm just trying to help some men who to get sterilised. you need to understand that i am aware i'm not capable of raising children so it was best for me to get sterilised so i don't have any children because i know there is a possibility of child abuse that i might end up beating children since i'm mentally retarded. a lot of people with mental retardation have been sterilised because they are aware they can't raise any children.

  • I didnt even read what you wrote about it, it has already been removed. But if it makes you any happier, we found out today that we will never be able to have children of our own. We have tried for years, but the results today were heartbreaking. But, bigbat boy, what exactly are you trying to prove? So you were sterilized, do you want a scooby snack or something? It is no big deal to me. As a matter of fact, I think it was terrific that you were. IYou are too childish to procreate.

  • oh o.k., will you adopt a child if you can then. i am happy i did get sterilised. there is no way i can raise children in my life.

  • its there.

  • i don't need a scooby snack, thanks for the answer about me getting sterilised, i know i'm not capable of raising any children.

  • Karen,

    I am so sorry to hear of your news. I know what a roller coaster trying to conceive can be. Unfortunately, all I can offer are my sympathies and best wishes.

  • Thank you for your kind words. We have wanted a child for so long. We had just dreamed of Christmases with children opening presents, and Halloweens where we can carve pumpkins with them. There may be a tiny glimmer of hope for us, we have to discuss with our doctor our options.

  • i do have a life, all i want is more young men to be sterilised so they will not be able to have children. i have told them they don't need any children. i told them that sperm is bad for them and sperm isn't needed. no they aren't retarded. they work hard jobs. i don't know why you are mad at me pushing sterilisation on men so much.

  • i do have a life guy, you think what i'm doing is wrong trying to talk to men into getting a vasectomy like i had and my friend had.

  • i have a life asshole, i'm able to get a girlfriend with no problem. i guess you don't understand the reason why i got sterilised. i'm not capable of raising any children. i'm not jealous of you period. you think since i want to get other young men to get a vasectomy is because i don't want them to have any children. you need to understand that i don't believe in sperm since it causes a pregnancy. i would not want to get anyone pregnant myself.

  • why do you treat people with mental retardation differently, i can't help it i'm mentally retarded.

  • why do you treat me like this because i'm mentally retarded, i can't help myself. this is the way i was born.

  • This is really interesting. My husband and I are trying to conceive, and we are awaiting the sperm analysis results. I am HOPING we have some "good swimmers" like some of these! :)

  • you and your husband really want a child. why would you want to have child for. don't you really know planet earh is already overcrowded. i know i'm sterilie because i chosed to get sterilised when i was 20 years old. i decided i didn't want any children myself. and i really don't need children in my life.

  • i apologise what i said about you and your husband trying to have a child.

  • it is dangerous, it causes a pregnancy which shouldn't happen period. no man has a right to deposit sperm in women and make babies and have children. men need to get sterilised to keep their sperm from coming out of their penis period.

  • well i have been sterilised. i got sterilised when i was only 20 years old. now i will be 52 years old on dec. 1st.

  • i know sperm can't kill you, i'm against sperm for a personal reason. the reason why is because i'm mentally retarded so it was for my best interest to get sterilied so none of my sperm reaches my penis and exit out of my penis.

  • @fathor i did get sterilised when i was 20 years old. that was for my best interest since i have a good chance of abusing children(NOT SEXUAL ABUSE)with violence or murdering a children. you need to understand that i'm a very nervouse type of person and children get on my nerves really easy.

  • i'm not a girl, i'm a 51 year old man.