haha "an a jump drive. Dont know what that is, but they're gonna be jumping" ....LMAO!!! hahahahahaaaaa considering all the commercials that target does ..wow sooo much stUFF!!! and alot of denim close and SO much glitter..<<hehe cant wait for her class
Hello Bitches, Your kids are gonna fuck dicks They're gonna have a year long fuck with the ceiling and by the time they get out of the 1st grade there gonna do it with sweat on their dick and failure in their dick so this is what their gonna need: Running Shoes T-Fucks Lube Socks Fuck Cups Cheese Dicks Fuck bars Dick fucking gloves Dick Burn Ointment And a dick drive I dont know what that is, but there gonna be horny. Fucking takes a lot, your mom has it all.
So for school, i'm going to need markers, scissors, crayons, pencils, folders, juice boxes, pretzel sticks, glue sticks, tape that sticks, so much glitter, running shoes, t-shirts, tube socks, fruit cups, cheese sticks, energy bars, rope-climbing gloves, rope burn ointment, a jump drive, demin, graphic tees, leggings, tunics, demin, backpacks, headphones, hair gel, denim, converse one star shoes, denim, shaun white hoodies, and denim.
I was expecting him to start singing like the music teacher.
Denim, graphic tees, leggings and tunics. Or denim, backpacks, headphones, hair gel, denim, converse one star shoes, denim, Shaun White hoodies and denim.
he gives me nightmares sure hope he is not im my middle school other wise someone is sleeping with the cow nightlight from the chef boy r de commercials
@GeniusJonathan In all honesty, when did anyone call a flash drive a jump drive anyway? Last time I checked, a jump drive was a sci-fi fictional FTL device to make crossing vast distances in space instantaneous or near so.
Tomorrow I'm going to school wearing denim, a Shawn White hoodie, with glue sticks, pretzel sticks, and tape, that STICKS! And glitter. So much glitter. Along with tube socks, rope burn ointment, and a jump drive. Not sure what that is.
@HopeLess1212 When you're in your twenties and see people from high school that you'd lost touch with, you will be amazed at how much weight they've gained. Or vice-versa.
@writerchick4eva nonono go look up the denim commercial. its like this one but its a different teacher. its called music teacher. he says denim like 10 times. if you were being sarcastic in your comment then nevermind this comment back just becomes awkward
He's my brother - his name is Robert Pike Daniel and since shooting this commercial, he's been playing the head of the CIA in a major, eight-part mini-series for Russian TV - you can see what he's been up to by visiting his page on the Internet Movie Database (IMDb)
denim isstill awsome
sAnDrA799110 2 weeks ago
It's not better then the denim commercial
KiDCuDi110 2 months ago
why do they need food for gym or a jump drive
gdog1801 2 months ago
their gonna be jumping hahahaha
a5e26 2 months ago
their gonna be jumping
stuckatthecreek 3 months ago
@stuckatthecreek *they're
shotgunnsman 2 months ago
my school gym doesn't look like that. juss sayin....
AllDayRippa 3 months ago
DENIM, SHAUN WHITE HOODIES AND DENIM lol
steelersfan3898 3 months ago
They'll be JOJin'.
TheSPARTANJ13 3 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spottedwingriver 4 months ago
what our society has become today
jclightchasr 5 months ago
im not sure what that is but they're gonna be jumping
saintswag 5 months ago 7
We watched this in our advisory class and when he said "8th Grade", we all gasped and stared at each other because we're in the 8th Grade.
XxXxChaosWolfxXxX 5 months ago
How Did He Know I Was In The 8th Grade .?
princessreese1998 5 months ago
Denim .
princessreese1998 5 months ago
he forgot denim
darkkristian22 5 months ago 7
I don't understand why cheese sticks are needed for gym. :o
Icelemonaide 5 months ago
@Icelemonaide NURISHMENT.
cm001580 5 months ago
@cm001580 ...
Icelemonaide 5 months ago
funny thing is my next door neighbor is like this. he's an older man but he was a p.e teacher and still works out....and hes in his 60s
dylanh182 5 months ago
denim is better
meezywee16 5 months ago 4
can i transfer to music? :)
nicothegreat795 5 months ago 3
Love this commercial - had a PE teacher like this - an ex-navy man - took no @#it from anyone. Wish those teachers were around again -
1912fld 5 months ago
ok this is gonna sound trollish but look at the size of that fuckin gym!
SquaidsIHave 5 months ago
they're gonna have a year long tug of war with the cieling!
kyle10291997 5 months ago
Uh, what about denim?
elephantboy24 5 months ago
4=jacking off
5=eegh!!1
6+7=fruitoop
0=DENIM
JIRIC8581 6 months ago
Oh no. I'm in 8th grade.
TheButton007 6 months ago
Where's the denim?
Subscr1pt10nsAcc0unt 6 months ago
isn't a jump drive... a usb memory things you stick into a computer?
exmo7 6 months ago
@exmo7 thats a flash drive
jeremeymcdude 6 months ago
@jeremeymcdude oh yea...that's a jump drive also right?
exmo7 6 months ago
@exmo7 no its just a flash drive
jeremeymcdude 5 months ago
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krell88 6 months ago
I like how he pulled out the wrinlled shhet of paper all professional like XD
Yungsa901 6 months ago
haha "an a jump drive. Dont know what that is, but they're gonna be jumping" ....LMAO!!! hahahahahaaaaa considering all the commercials that target does ..wow sooo much stUFF!!! and alot of denim close and SO much glitter..<<hehe cant wait for her class
jessie070799 6 months ago
Whats a jump drive?
beautygirlx91 6 months ago
@beautygirlx91 if a gym teacher doesn't even know what it is, it probably doesn't exist. either way, "They're gunna be jumpin."
shotgunnsman 6 months ago
@beautygirlx91 its a thing that you can save file on another word for it is a flash drive
a5e26 6 months ago
Fuck you Target. Teachers get enough shit already without you making fun of them.
jasonlloyd33 6 months ago
@jasonlloyd33
Omg. Most teachers laugh at these commercials themselves. My dad's a teacher and he doesn't seem to mind. Loosen up.
kelceejofarra 6 months ago
@jasonlloyd33
Dude, SERIOUSLY!!! Are you taking your pills? I agree with kelceejofarra--LOOSEN UP!
7Bubbly7 6 months ago
IM sure i will get it by friday if thats ookayyy
WeAreBeastlyEpic 6 months ago
i think its funny what he says at the end
a5e26 6 months ago
I can only see my father in this ad.
speristere 6 months ago
MUSIC TEACHER COMMERICAL IS BETTER
sneakerheadny97 6 months ago 56
ok that old dude can climb a rope? I can't even climb the rope. I can only get to the first knot. I can't do chin ups either
TheRobloxawesomevide 6 months ago
@TheRobloxawesomevide get off your computer and maybe you can
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@JLeal2012 Never heard of boredum?
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@SUPERNERD141 GO FUCK YOUR MOMS ASS YOU FUCKING FAGGET!
assassincreeddudeqqq 6 months ago
So for school, i'm going to need markers, scissors, crayons, pencils, folders, juice boxes, pretzel sticks, glue sticks, tape that sticks, so much glitter, running shoes, t-shirts, tube socks, fruit cups, cheese sticks, energy bars, rope-climbing gloves, rope burn ointment, a jump drive, demin, graphic tees, leggings, tunics, demin, backpacks, headphones, hair gel, denim, converse one star shoes, denim, shaun white hoodies, and denim.
I'm all packed!!
shotgunnsman 6 months ago 196
@shotgunnsman Oh, I think you forgot denim! I did too! I'm gonna get it tomorrow.
deds80 6 months ago
@shotgunnsman And you can carry it all in your glittery, denim jump drive ;)
Furisu212 6 months ago
@shotgunnsman you need more denim
MrDarthvader011 5 months ago
@shotgunnsman And denim xD the music teacher said it twice lmao
legoking58 5 months ago
@shotgunnsman Don't forget glitter, Lots and Lots of Glitter!
Christycoug 5 months ago
and glitter, so much glitter...
jthebomb97 6 months ago
I was expecting him to start singing like the music teacher.
Denim, graphic tees, leggings and tunics. Or denim, backpacks, headphones, hair gel, denim, converse one star shoes, denim, Shaun White hoodies and denim.
downheartedhopes 6 months ago
he gives me nightmares sure hope he is not im my middle school other wise someone is sleeping with the cow nightlight from the chef boy r de commercials
junkymonkey123ful 6 months ago
cheese sticks?
zebsturgill 6 months ago
i dont have any tube socks.. i masturbated in all of mine
killerneon302 6 months ago
I still like the Music Teachers' Denim Song XD LOL
nesara26 6 months ago
ahahahahahaahh!!!
seaweede 6 months ago
TUBE SOCKS!!!
Jazzmetalrocknroll 6 months ago
Best line @ 0:22 "...and a jump drive, not sure what that is, but they're gonna be jumping."
PhilJav3 6 months ago
Who uses the term jump drive anymore? LOL
GeniusJonathan 6 months ago
@GeniusJonathan In all honesty, when did anyone call a flash drive a jump drive anyway? Last time I checked, a jump drive was a sci-fi fictional FTL device to make crossing vast distances in space instantaneous or near so.
MrEUnderhill1 6 months ago
that would be funny if the last item was LUBE
kapillie 6 months ago
DENIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
daroyalgeneral 6 months ago
i wish my PE teacher was that american coach like D:
flamepan 6 months ago
I can't stop looking at his stomach when he breathes to talk
misssasha1 6 months ago
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CodClip 6 months ago
DENIM!
MrSomethingSmelly 6 months ago 2
"jump drive, I don't know what that is but their going to be jumping" lol
Kidozzy4 6 months ago 2
Whats with the Fruit cups
Hank3666able 6 months ago
Never seen this on in the lame city I live in... VERY funny though ^_^
DorianeElizabeth 6 months ago
Why on earth would a Gym Teacher require a USB Flash Drive? (which is the same thing as a Jump Drive u know)
mmucougar 6 months ago
Yeah, I've never used a rope and I'm in the 12th grade. I feel gyped.
NekoAlias 6 months ago
@NekoAlias I'm in college and never used a rope, I feel lucky!
TheStarToursTraveler 6 months ago
noooo he 4got the denim
sweetness12395 6 months ago 2
I love how his stomach inflates
KaggyFriggle 6 months ago
Looks like Jason stratam's dad?
AshleyKhaoz 6 months ago
Tomorrow I'm going to school wearing denim, a Shawn White hoodie, with glue sticks, pretzel sticks, and tape, that STICKS! And glitter. So much glitter. Along with tube socks, rope burn ointment, and a jump drive. Not sure what that is.
cornonthecobert 6 months ago 4
Is it weird that I've been through middle school and high school and have never had to climb a rope? You see it all the time in gym class on movies.
xPlatinumGloss 6 months ago
And a jump drive. Not sure what that is , but they're gonna be jumpin :)
spinster76 6 months ago
A jump drive is a USB stick :P
saireify 6 months ago
he forgot denim
rko8169 6 months ago
@BCDSGP hm....
sarahrk 6 months ago
@anticorncob6 way to have no sense of humor!
abchandler4 6 months ago
Lol they're gonna be jumpin!
karaski24 6 months ago
press 2 and 6 for a year long tug of war with fruit cups
RKOFORLIFE3 6 months ago
YOU FORGOT DENIM :O
AmusedSiK 6 months ago 3
YOULL NVER GET THAT JUMP DRIVE U ASS HOLE
shnnnmrphy 6 months ago
And a Jump drive! Not sure what that is but...they're gonna be jumping.
HAHAHA xD
LittleMKing 6 months ago 3
there gonna be jupin
sillybandzlol 6 months ago
ENERGY BAAAARRRRSS...LOL...THAT MATHAFUCKA TALKIN HARD HAS HELL..DAM..LOL
MIXBREEDMARCELAGO 6 months ago
Thats My Old Middle School Gym!!!! I was In P.e Wen They were Shooting this!
Linahh221 6 months ago
"A year long tug-of-war with the ceiling"
LOL
andfoll32123 6 months ago
In ninth grade. Waiting until the last possible semester I can to take P.E. I thought I was done with you in 7th grade, you sweat-producing BEAST! :O
HopeLess1212 6 months ago
@HopeLess1212 When you're in your twenties and see people from high school that you'd lost touch with, you will be amazed at how much weight they've gained. Or vice-versa.
djdrocco 6 months ago
@djdrocco Mkaii, that's irrelevant.
HopeLess1212 6 months ago
"...and a Jump Drive.
Not sure what that is but, They're gunna be jumpin."
*Looks up Jump Drive on google; USB Flash Drive*
OOOOHH... *Replays it again because I know what Jump Drive is now*
Me: "LOLOL :D"
WipeYerNose 6 months ago
What the heck is a jump drive? Just outta curiosity!
mountaindew18able 6 months ago
i love target
tink4609 6 months ago
IM HAPPY PE IS OVER!
Leslybear 6 months ago
this is so hilarious to me....i , um relate
mrshumma 6 months ago
@brian567899 ME TOO D:
TheArsenicAshes 6 months ago
"An a jump drive. Don't know what that is, but they're gonna be jumping."
mandi2341 6 months ago 88
They're gonna be jumpin.
CardShark1015 6 months ago
rope burn ointment and a jump drive..... i dont no wat that is but thel be jumpin!
littlemiss2in1 6 months ago
This ad is my new favorite! Love it! Great job with this campaign Target :D
chantelhowe 6 months ago
I'm FREAKIN Pissed I Thought Jump Drive Was Something Was Something For Gym Turns Out To Be A Freakin USB Drive
PurplenPretty224 6 months ago
@PurplenPretty224 I've heard of a flash drive, but never a jump drive. LOL!
ksb78 6 months ago
After This Commercial Did Anybody Look Up Jump Drive?
PurplenPretty224 6 months ago
lol i luv these especially the music teacher
omflip 6 months ago
I didn't climb rope in 8th grade, but I needed a jump drive for an obstacle course.
farlybob 6 months ago
And a jump drive...
UNCsocccer14 6 months ago
Denim.
bieberfever017 6 months ago
nothing beats the denim guy
iShaannonn 6 months ago 4
Fruit Cups ? 0.0 im going to 8th grade !! AHHHH !!!
freddyblue50 6 months ago
@BCDSGP
ew.
Livieizbeast14 6 months ago
If you look really close, inside the lockers it's just pictures
TheAGdollLuvr 6 months ago
"And a jumpdrive.. not sure what that is, but.. they're gonna be jumpin'." lmfao xD
hmmg13 6 months ago 3
xD I love this coach. Lol.
lillypad886 6 months ago
do u really need to climb a rope in highschool though? im scared:/
L26topic 6 months ago
I think this is stupid, because all of those things are only needed for P.E., and there are many other subjects in school.
anticorncob6 6 months ago
@anticorncob6 Thats why they have more than one of these ads. Do you not see the other ads where you are?
ksb78 6 months ago
Thank goodness his attire wasn't on that list.
DaGeneral16 6 months ago
he must really want to see those kids jump. lol
Cannibullarge 6 months ago
thank god iam only in 6th
Joeymabes101 6 months ago
thank god im in college now hahaha
1LoveMyDogs 6 months ago
i was hooked the minute he came down from that rope to not knowing what a jump drive was. lolol
acedaface954 6 months ago
I dunno what that is but there's gunna be jumpin
d4b3st3st3 6 months ago
IM goin into 9th........ugh
StuartRedman1 6 months ago
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TheKeybladeofdarknes 6 months ago
i wish he was my gym teacher...
Pengyluvr98 6 months ago
and finally, the Target gym teacher! lol
RivotJT 6 months ago
This sucks! Denim rules!
GibsonGuy15 6 months ago
their gunna be jumpin hahahaha
eminemluva42 6 months ago 2
he forgot the denim
xomgitsme11 6 months ago 131
@xomgitsme11 denim would probably prevent ropeburn. Good idea.
writerchick4eva 6 months ago
@writerchick4eva nonono go look up the denim commercial. its like this one but its a different teacher. its called music teacher. he says denim like 10 times. if you were being sarcastic in your comment then nevermind this comment back just becomes awkward
xomgitsme11 6 months ago
@xomgitsme11 I already saw that one.
writerchick4eva 6 months ago
@writerchick4eva well thats what i meant by denim
xomgitsme11 6 months ago
Idiot
MrDodo4life 6 months ago
gotta love these target commericals...
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I love all of target's 2011 back-to-school commercials. Thumbs up for them all. :)
hbmom331 6 months ago
Who IS this actor? He looks familiar.
girthvader 6 months ago
@girthvader
He's my brother - his name is Robert Pike Daniel and since shooting this commercial, he's been playing the head of the CIA in a major, eight-part mini-series for Russian TV - you can see what he's been up to by visiting his page on the Internet Movie Database (IMDb)
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denim graphic tees leggings and tuunics! more denim backpacks headphone hairgehehell!!! denim converse one star shohoes!!! denim!!!!! shaun white hoodies and denim!!!!!!!!!!!!
cyberpegisis119 6 months ago
I'm going into 10th grade :O
ambientekr 6 months ago
More than likely a Vietnam Veteran. Love this!!!
SuperSonicTailsEas 6 months ago
A year long tug of war with the ceiling...lol
AllBlackVans 6 months ago
Whoever came up w/ these commercials deserves a raise. Denim!
Lazy85genius 6 months ago 30
@Lazy85genius I totally agree and I love how he doesn't know what a jump drive is, but it makes it classic.
shilohmcduff 6 months ago
THIS is my Dad!!!! PE teacher for 35 years!!!
dodrantalnails 6 months ago 2
furitcup cheese energy bar o.o
godfrycc 6 months ago
@godfrycc Sounds DELICIOUS
ThatwasgoodORBAD 6 months ago
im surprised he didnt say jockstrap
60thchip 6 months ago
im glad i got gym over with freshmen year lol
iownthis24 6 months ago 2
jump drive... I dont know what it is, but their going to be jumping lol. This commerical is funny!
MsMcnabb6 6 months ago
hahah
bubblybubbles9967 6 months ago
They don't do that anymore. Seriously. Well, at least not in Florida. :D
ScienceManComics 6 months ago
DONT FORGET THE OINTMENT!!!! lol
ThrowinBack14 7 months ago
just came out of the gym with out a jump drive and lost a toe, your gonna need a jump drive if you want your toes
silverphantom44 7 months ago
i wish i had to climb rope !
greeng10 7 months ago
please tell me that my school does not have to do this!! im going into 8th grade....
purplefuzz3498 7 months ago
"Not sure what that is but... they're gonna be jumpin." lmao!
Lilcherry365 7 months ago 20
ROPE BURN OINTMENT!!!!!!
rockyraccoon1979 7 months ago
wait it osudnsl iek he say fruit cup cheese engry bar ;/
godfrycc 7 months ago