The Picard Song

[SonicHeroFate]

240p, we meet again...

[Goldiney]

@SonicHeroFate "240p, we meet again" comment .. we meet again. This was made when YouTube was virtually brand new, and the technology to download video, edit it, and reupload in decent quality was rare. Sorry.

[ledwick]

You did not improve upon the original video, you made it slightly worse. Thanks in advance for deleting my "immature" comment.

[Goldiney]

@ledwick Why would I delete your comment? Your opinion is yours, and yours alone. While approximately 300,000 viewers disagree with you, you can still post what you like.

[nerfwarrior6349]

lol q

[torquetheprisoner]

dam this is cool

[nightseifer]

This is the first time I have ever heard this song, and the awesomeness almost knocked me out.

[CieloSeminarioBTRS]

1:17-1:27, my favorite part..I'm still laughing

[aliendoggy1]

Yeha!



[bwana666]

Shut up Wesley !

[Hams505]

Love it.

[AliTubelog]

2:41 - what the fuck are you doing gif

[housefire123123]

I can keep this on repeat forever and never get bored!

[Sausterman]

where are the pink hats from?

[DronyDrone]

Do I sense Blue Monday in there?

[reaper1826]

i love it

[thenoobagecrew]

This is the best thing ever.



[Goldiney]

@thenoobagecrew Thanks!



[Shnimberz]

No one can beat the Millennium Falcon. It the fastest ship in any galaxy manned by the best crew!

Han and Chewy are the finest pilots!

[crazyalexal]

@Shnimberz no 

[crazyalexal]

@Shnimberz no they where not trained it was bull shit that just now have to shout a gun an a ship when they have never been train to do so and there just shit i could go on and on but i cba

[Goldiney]

@crazyalexal wha?

[crazyalexal]

@Goldiney sorry i was really sleepy when i put this 

[Saryakan]

I kinda feel strange, because i can probably name every episode the quotes come from... :S

[m80kamikaze]

@Saryakan me too haha

[tillathehun4444]

1:53 = to much death juice..

[AngieNesmith]

I made a remake of this song :DD check it out!

[DrNaturalPhenomena]

And that is not all!

Every time I hear Jean Luc Picard, I always think; YOU HAVE BEEN SENTIFIED.

[DrNaturalPhenomena]

Thank you very much!

Every time I watch TNG, every time he says engage I start to rofl!

Thank you!

[jameswalker199]

quite hypnotic @_@

[notalbertpotato]

Everyone knows the Battlestar Galactica would destroy the Enterprise

[Goldiney]

@notalbertpotato lol ... I would disagere, but each to their own :)

[MASTURCHEEF001]

@notalbertpotato Well, if USS enterprise found itself in a bind, it would just make some shit up

[MASTURCHEEF001]

@notalbertpotato Well, if USS enterprise found itself in a bind, it would just make some shit up

[GeneralKenobiSIYE]

@notalbertpotato Ha! A photon torpedo has much more distructive force than a stupid flak gun or a conventional missile. It would have also blown the flight pod off instead of denting it like those wussy nukes they used.

[Goldiney]

@GeneralKenobiSIYE Very true. Matter/anti-matter explosions are 100% efficient. Chemical, and even nuclear, explosions are MUCH less powerful.

[Giok8]

@notalbertpotato The Normandy would kick both of their asses. :D

[TheToddy30]

TELL ME MORE..YOU'LL HAVE TO CALL AGAIN!

[TheToddy30]

INCEDIBLYUNBROKENSENTENCEMOVIN­GFROMTOPICTOTOPIC

[diamondtheater88]

now the songs stuck in my head omg lol

[diamondtheater88]

needs more darmok, engage, injalad. lock phaser on that vessel

[darkdavegmail]

Well at least the acting here is better than Star Trek Phoenix! Omg... that is bad acting!

[NiHuWi]

1:31 ^______^

1:37 .________.

[Kirill12341]

*facepalm*

[naturluvr15]

Its September in 2011 and I'm raping the replay button.

[Unicron187]

can anyone tell me please where the "gay" scenes are from? is this also star trek footage or from another movie?

[Goldiney]

@Unicron187 They are from a movie called "Jeffrey" ... not Star Trek

[x3llence]

for some reason i HAVE to see it till the end

[OMEGAnerd1]

was i just trek hypnotized? O.o

[52562562562]

wow nice editing dude!!

[Jutzujin]

Captain John Piccard U.S.S. Enterprise, Captain John Piccard U.S.S Enterprise,

ake ake ake ake ake ake ake make it so, make it so, ake ake ake ake ake ake ake make it so, make it so. Captain John Piccard U.S.S. Enterprise, Captain John Piccard U.S.S Enterprise,

ake ake ake ake ake ake ake make it so, make it so, ake ake ake ake ake ake ake make it so, make it so.

[killerkirbydude]

@Jutzujin

It's Jean-Luc Picard, and we're not deaf. Nobody will give you thumbs up for quoting the video.

[letsluvmccoy]

This is patrick stuwart's ringtone i garintee it

[IkDarkwatch]

@letsluvmccoy its my ringtone

[kattowitz4]

2:51 for picard masturbation

[TheRealKingOrochi]

was looking for song parodies and this popped up and its funny haha

[naturluvr15]

@TheGentlemanWolf true that. =.=

[naturluvr15]

i totally love the minute in the middle "moving from topic to topic.. quite hypnotic XD"

[faithlessbelievers]

Did he say, "I'm as cute as a bog"? Because I think Borgs are pretty creepy.

[LeeJay07701]

@faithlessbelievers I thought that too, but I have reason to believe he is saying Locutus of Borg.

[faithlessbelievers]

@LeeJay07701 Oooohhhhhhhh...... 'Kay thanks! (and also to you, kinata16, for your reassurance.)

[kinata16]

@faithlessbelievers hah sorry didnt realize someone else had replied already until after

[faithlessbelievers]

@kinata16 Haha no problem! Thanks for your reassurance!

[kinata16]

@faithlessbelievers Locutus of borg ;)

[killeen21]

pika pika?

[Mier101294]

This vid is full of win lol

[Goldiney]

@death2link Wrong. Blocked.

[davo1193]

hey bud this makes me very happy, i love it 

[Phelan666]

2:50 looks like Picard is jerking off and came on the other guy's face.

[ThisIsNotPictureTube]

he's not gay - really

[pandaboy52]

Trolls be Trollin'... I know how you feel.

[Chlysm]

I am the cutest of Borg

[VelMidreamer]

Praise the Emperor!

[MrDraka12]

i hear him say 'I am the cutest of borg'

[deathman1021]

im not even that much of a trekkie and i still say picard is the best captain from any of the series'

[CMSpartanz]

This ruined star trek for me forever

[mrsupaloco]

@CMSpartanz Ah you can't love it that much then... feel the awesomeness

[albinoclone]

Shut Up Wesley

[odd2k3]

Happy Picard Day!!

[StarKnightGoku]

Happy Picard Day

[TayLac12345]

What is that other movie that is in there?

[ratholin]

@TayLac12345 jeffrey it's a movie about I forget but it's good.

[xxA13Xxs]

@TayLac12345 "What is that other movie that is in there" It's funny, I turned on TNG an hour ago and this episode was playing. It's name is "Qpid", Q trapped the crew and forced Picard in to a sword fight, although I just turned it to that scene and then it ended shortly after.

[xxA13Xxs]

There are four lights............

[xxA13Xxs]

I had this on loop for 4-5 hours if that matters.

This video should have 20 million views!

[winlogonexe1]

haha very funny song

[Phantomyca]

Mljekeco:D

[ItzTzan]

2:17 - 2:42 favorite part

[wilku8888]

2:35 Beautiful woman!

[Molagbal38]

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!

[vitmerc]

SHOULD BE A NEW PICROLL

[wilku8888]

2:40 "WTF is this shit?" :D

[s4spencer]

@wilku8888 lol. that poster/picture so old now tho

[x3llence]

1:17 ahoahhoaohAHOAHOAHOaOHAohahoao­haohaohA!

[GamingProd1gyX]

LMAO!

[thamastachief]

0:10

this is how i dance when i hear a good song at the computer

[TherealSonsofLoki]

arguably better than the original

[Goldiney]

@redliberation Take it easy, though ... don't wanna OD or something stupid like that!

[redliberation]

@Goldiney Comrade, I've been doing this for more years to count. I have it under complete control, I would even go as far as saying Norris & Picard combined couldn't consume the way I do!

Seriously though, I appreciate your concern... You might actually be able to see me right now, I just went Super Saiyan 66 from epicness!

[redliberation]

@Goldiney Place my last comments on the main posts just so people can comprehend the pure epicness that this video+song can cause!



[redliberation]

Watching/Listening to this cranked and getting drunk, even more epic win!

[Goldiney]

@redliberation Haha nice ... have fun!

[TheToddy30]

@redliberation YOU-ARE-BORG

[iamnotseriouslol]

1:05 the best part

[Pugslee3]

I would have terrible nightmares too if I had been assimilated to the borg collective and having all of my traces of individualism erased!

[Indestructabletissue]

i love you

[leadman22]

Jean Luc hors d'oeuvres Picard, little finger inthe air make-it-so-er. HAW!

[redliberation]

EPIC PWN!

[kizzyk]

58 people are Kirk fans.

[SVWillmer]

Just found this today, epic win.

[Goldiney]

@SVWillmer TY :)

[WhereMyVidz]

@SVWillmer that's kind of a fail considering your like 3 years late bro..

[SVWillmer]

@WhereMyVidz

Yeah not finding a video on the net is fail.

[kinata16]

@WhereMyVidz who cares, better than not finding it at all

[PlayMinecraft100]

Im so sad that the series ended.

[scrog77]

LOL. Get In.



[EnviedCure776]

This song makes me wanna kiss Picard

[TTV5]

There's a lot of war in the world...

Maybe if more people watched Star Trek... There would be less war...

[SVWillmer]

@TTV5

It will happen, have faith.

[Rosspiscitello]

Good

[inu358]

... Jean-Luc is gay O_O? Zis is not possible!

[VelvetViolator]

Awesome work, thank you very much !!!

[Gavannon]

Such an epic track

[knightfightnight]

This is actually my NO.1 song ever

[andyllamanipl]

CAP-TAIN JEAN-PIC-CARD OF THE U-S-S-ENT-ER-PRISE.

[LoLGamerGG]

1:56 which Episode is that?

[Usul573]

@LoLGamerGG

The Inner Light

[JiS01]

The guy who made this piece is a geniusssss!!!!

[Explodingxbox]

damn it man I'm a doctor not a music critic

[iusethelancer1]

Fuck yeah, Patrick Stewart kicks ass

P.S. Bald.

[ialsoagree]

2:24 - "Tell me more ... (you'll have to call again)" LOL!!!

[SternMann93]

Quite naughty...

[awfulsails]

Captain, your move Picard. You picked it, Enterprise.

[stunessa1]

FUK ya ur awsom lmao i am capt picard

[sused86]

Very catching tune I must admit!

[kwisi]

Logic is irrelevant....

[ShockerHaloGuy]

There Are Four Lights!

[blackdog1701]

they most have had fun make all the star trek shows

that class ship is that floating in space at the borg part

[blackdog1701]

they most have had fun make all the star trek shows

[happyapathy]

"I am Locutus of Borg."

[HxTrEmEcHaOs]

Captain john puh-card of the u.s.s en-ter-prise

[bestshowontheweb]

This is highly illogical

[Kvntalicious]

I always heard 'I am not cute as a borg, you don't deserve to wear that uniform'

[drksideofthewal]

1:06 lol

[drksideofthewal]

1:06 lol

[Patagonicus42]

@TinkerbellTheGreat It's from 5x19 The First Duty

[scars2k2]

I do like this version :3

[HayleeHalogenX]

53 people don't deserve to wear that uniform.

[TinkerbellTheGreat]

25 seconds in which episoode plz

[Nakall]

53 people were assimilated

[TinkerbellTheGreat]

00:24 seconds in which episode plz xx

[Donotforgetification]

00:48-00:50

What Episode?

[EvilLurker121]

Still.. for some reason I hear "I am as cute as a borg..."

[Goldiney]

@EvilLurker121 lol

[redryan20000]

@EvilLurker121 what is he actually saying?

[counterklock]

@EvilLurker121 Thank you for making my day with that <3

[redryan20000]

@EvilLurker121 what does he actually say?

[milkohol]

@EvilLurker121 I am the Cutest of Borg, you will respond to my advances.

[MistikaManiac]

@EvilLurker121 lol "acute"

[pandaboy52]

@EvilLurker121 Borg are super cute man

[Phantomyca]

@EvilLurker121

me too :D

[xenariz]

@EvilLurker121 i hear "i am cute as a boar" xD

[MrRobot1337]

@EvilLurker121 I hear "I am the cutest aboard" so its not just you!

[Jjjkar]

@EvilLurker121 I hear "I am the cutest of Borg"... : D

[sused86]

Žon Ljuk Pikard

[etheangel2220]

Wow...what episode was that at the 19 second mark?

[Goldiney]

@etheangel2220 lol ... no episode. It was from the movie "Jeffrey" (Jefrey?)

[GrowlingBear1970]

It sounds like he says "I am as cute as a borg" lol