Zombie Plan Contest Results

[shadowman1269]

omggggg its guild wars give me name we cn play together

[mantispr0wler]

yes but where do you get all the razorwire and landmines and guns and being a marine mechanic wont get you a tank the most realistic thing to do if you have a small group and live near the coast would be to get a boat and go into the ocean as long as possible then come back to an area that had a low population before or if possible go to a midocean oil rig the best thing to do with a large group would be to steal a blimp and refuel in canada or try to go to other continents if they are safe

[junman11]

1) go to the theater, swarm zombies with my pistol

2)When i get enough points, i search for the random box

3)link teleporter just in case

4)once i get a ray gun i start running in circles around the theater acumulating zombies to get the shit out of them.

5)Once i have enough point i pack.a.punch the raygun and im basically done.

[ml20200]

U could be come a sex slave for the zombies and then they would let you live what would you rather have one meal or 100s of bjs

[pivoteh]

my plan is get all my .22 rifle which I really have at my house.Next get my emergency box and all canned food/bottled water put all in my book bags.put everything in my car then go get friends/family.when I meet everybody we will all drive different cars so we can carry more people and supplies.then we will all set up camp at this little store just down the road of my house,I know the owner so he will let us in.Then hold out as long as we can.

[mestarilapsi]

My simple plan.

I'll take that iron rod, whatever it's called that is usually next to a fireplace, make it outside in a shelter we keep our firewood (not staying there, it's not safe enough).

Then I'll leave my rod and take a small axe I can use as the one handed weapon, go to garage, get a chainsaw, fuel it up, make sure it works, get inside, lock the door, make boobie traps all over the house, get all food I can get from downstairs, plug my ps2/XboX and wait for them.

[mestarilapsi]

@mestarilapsi When I run out of supplies, I'll take my ps2, memory cards, cords and controller into my biggest backpack and beg that people let me join them in a large store (obiously small ones have already been taken over) making sure not being bitten, so they let me in. I'll plug my entertaiment system to the TV in the brake room and help the other survivors every way possible.

[RD4EVER100]

I watch Zombieland like everynight/day and I take notes.... for inspiration. (:

But right now me and my bro Tyler have more than 37 plans >:)

[Mr000PATRICK000]

oh ya since zombies are dead they cant replace lost body heat so theoritcally there brain and body would freeze like ice till global warming kicks in then your just plain fucked

[Mr000PATRICK000]

bbbbbooooooooooooo the best zombie plan sucked dick zombies would walk straight through razor wire they dont give 2 shits if they get cup up and wow beans and xan food sounds delicious but you should buikd a bunker in below freezing year round north pole stock it full of foods plants ammo gas anything you might need then wait for z day.

"but how will you get there sir??"

Well if the airforce doesnt start shooting diwn planes to atop contamination to other places then your best bet is to get an

[NightSoldierable]

the best plan had flaw in it he would need women to re-populate the earth

[RAYtheIMAN]

cheak out mine (P.S. I'm not in the contest)

[RAYtheIMAN]

you'll be dead with in hours of a zombie seeing you

[eximility]

You got the same computer as me:D:D

[shipwreck222]

i'd just go to alaska, cuz zombies don't have body heat

[RAYtheIMAN]

@shipwreck222

dude, you should check out mine, seriously

[Thereapandsow]

since zombies have no method to produce body heat internal due to rotting flesh... wouldn't it be safer just to head north, any location that has temperatures bellow freezing would render the zombies frozen solid as well as be too cold for any airborne strain of the virus to survive... i would just go to Alaska and chill...

[max42777]

plan #1

-get food into car

-drive to warf

-get a some nets, rods, and gas from boat houses

-get into boat and stay from shore

-live in fish as long as possible

plan #2

-since zombies cant climb...........TREE HOUSE!!!

[shortcut789]

1) make sure family members realize now that if they turn into zombies I'm leaving them behind

2) check for living family/friends/neighbors/etc.

3) Get all canned goods in my house into car along with any makeshift weapons

4) drive to a sporting goods or army surplus store and collect weapons and ammo

5) drive to local lake and take boat out to center because zombies can't swim

6) pick off zombies on shore and hopefully contact millitary

7) wait until help arrives

[BreakdancingAlien]

1 Get family members, Best friends and chuck norris

2 go to a food shop and take all/ most of the good food

3 go to another shop wich has good anti zombie weapons like JJB (sports stuff) or B n Q (drills, chainsaws n stuff)

kill those zombie b****es and survive for as long as possible.

[ManMadeASSASSIN]

the winner of the most effective. i will say its a good idea but the chances of that happening is near imposible, so you would most likely die

[TheElectricDreamer93]

It isn't about killing zombies, it's about surviving. My offical plan is still being drafted and has many back-ups. I'm currently taking notes from many zombie films and other sources for rules to surviving. Then everything else I'll plan later when I get a copy of the guide.

[TurnerEJG]

I dont have a zombie plan. If there were to be a zombie apocalypse as bad as what we think, there would be no help and honestly I'd probably breakdown and commit suicide. I'm not suicidal but everyone you knew would be trying to kill you........You would probably freak out like that, too.

[graara2]

About the winner,

1. Where are you going to find that stuff even if your step-father is a marine

2. How are you going to escape if there is a moat with oil surrounding the home

3. Zombies only die by removing the head or destroying the brain

4. Food will run out/no account of weapons

5. Clearly you have no idea what your talking about

6. All your friends will probably will be dead

7. You aren't going to find enough lumber to build a house

[xThunderxWolfx]

You would do it too.

[jimthemessiah]

fail find a gun anyone who plans on finding a gun will fail

[narbagepl0x]

You're mother's a nice woman, but you're grandma's a whore.And she sucked mah weiner until I saw her teeth in mah butthole.

[xThunderxWolfx]

I have alot of plans, but all of them invole re-populating the earth with miley cyrus.

[Epox29]

wow dude im 14 and i know girls way hotter than miley cyrus

[111kickass]

mily syrus isent hot at all

[rwmaint]

I also have a lot of plans and A LOT of them are about re-populating the earth with Megan Fox ;)

[Redbob86]

The first one was incredibly generic with "shoot and fight" and had very little detail.

The second one wasn't the least bit funny and would've been blammed from Newgrounds in less than ten minutes.

The third, where the hell are you going to get a tank, landmines, and a fortress? I seriously doubt the average citizen has any of these at their disposal, or that you have the technical skills to perform these tasks.

Sorry, but I read the zombie survival guide, and this would never work.

[xThunderxWolfx]

OMG! You tell people how stuid they're zombie plans are too? You are my bestest buddy.

[roswell40]

I wonder how much time you just wasted making that comment.

[Pacu89]

that was winner for most comedy? wat about like hmmm..... get chuck norris do shit the end or play thriller forever

[gloin118118]

its more likely that rather han zombies we would have a simikliar thing like rage on 28 days later which means the goin to alaska idea wouldent work aswell

[chewablethunder]

IF there is a Zombie apacolypse like 40% of people will die because tehy think hostpitals would b safe. id grabs my guns and pimp my van out with like rail guards from trains and stuff and go to alaska were zombies would freeze since they cant generate there own heat. so alaska all the way

[rwmaint]

Zombies can't survive in Alaska but the real question is can you?

[yomamaboy12]

frist gun stor second boat thrid walmart in alaska

[raybeda]

all those sucked the army will all be dead and the police because they will try to fight them and only some zombies are dumb they will find a way in and going to big places like malls is bad because every one will be there and somebodys got to be infected and they will bite some one then on and on and more nombers of people make more zombies come then every one will get killed and what can you find in a mall just stay away from the cops and the army and places you know people will go to.

[corbenick]

gay hair

[Tearpeice]

Either

1)Go to sears tower, fortify it and survive.

2)Feed Hannah Montana to the zombies

3)Steal a tank...

[Jumanji0028]

4)Get really high and pretend there not there

[Hinkdot]

then get a helicopter and land ontop

[rwmaint]

5) Go to Hollywood, Find Megan Fox, re-populate the earth.

[TheCodymunk111]

@rwmaint i love that plan

[codyfritts]

use my m16 and various different weapons on the against the zombies as i fight my battle to move to the northern part of Canada

[wowlagmaster]

i whold tel u mine but i dont wont u walking around as a zombie knowing my plan

[xXangrypenguinXx]

hold up in a sky scrapper with a garden roof works much better than a mall or building your own structure!

[tomkins180]

:O JUST GET IN A MALL(with every1 else) AND DONT LET AN OLD WOMAN OPEN THE DOOR TO GET HER DOG MADONA(from dead rising lol)

[David13r]

psh, that last zombie plan sucks. mine is much better. that kid will be dead inside a week.

[jayyshep]

what a douche

[tomkins180]

ok. we take petes car, pick up mum, kill my stepdad philip (sorry philip BASH OVER HEAD) go get back in petes car drive to liz's place pick her up, go to the winchester, have a nice pint and wait for all this to blow over. lol shaun of the dead plan :)

[machinimater]

what i thought he got liz first

[tomkins180]

... im sure it was his mums first, not to be snobby or anythin but ive watched it 36 times and im sure its his mums first and i think its on youtube

[machinimater]

lol iv seen it 3 times

[tomkins180]

lol i love that movie tho lol

[uhh06]

Car?And hit traffic?You'll be competiting agaisnt many other zombie apocolypse peaple driving to the airport or some other area.My advice?Take a bike.

[bonfire301]

iv got a zombie plan but it will only work if u live in the united states first wat u do is get all your friends and fmily into wallmart second u get them to lock and secure every enterance/exit (prefeable those fences that come down when a shop closes at night) third u get every1 into the gun section of wallmart and tell them to grab as much ammo as possible 4 the gun they choose u bring the guns and ammo on top of the shelves go bak down get a lawn chair and energy drinks and heaps of food

[tom9172]

problem with super markets is everyone will go there. you dont want competition in a zombie situation

[montreal961]

The winner entry was too unrealistic. Land minds? where are you going to get that? Tank? Even if your step father is a marine, it doesnt meen you can just take a tank from the army, who will be faighting the zombies. It just wouldnt work

[hdhdhdhdhdiwdwehdo]

this is gay

[2DNoodleRusselmurdoc]

WAL MART y?cause its got everything from guns to supplies oh and mine has a mall near it Xp

[ImDrunkOnBaileys]

I'd go to the local B&Q it's got roof plants / crops. Theres lot's of sheds for sleeping and as many close combat weapons there e.g. axe.

Hardest part is getting there but thats a risk worth taking.

Backup plan is to make a dash to the sea with our sea kayaks and paddle to Lundy Island where the people are self sufficient with plenty of resources there and completely isolated I think I'll do fine.

(i.e. I would shoot or stab any human that is inevitably going to turn into a zombie)

Sweet!

[baddgerguy]

1. Chuck Norris

[Horusaxmind]

What is sooooooo stupid is zombies won't take over the world cos we'll all make a zombie plan and won't get bitten

[katenma]

1. group with as many un infected as possible (including friends/family)

2. get as many vehicles to transport my group and supplies

3. reinforce vehicles (bolted down plexy glass windows, steel bars on windows, titanium body, etc.)

4. gather as much supplies (food, water, weapons, etc.)

5a. if near a navy yard go to an aircraft carier (impenatrable!!!!)

5b. go to alaska (zombies have no body heat and the last part of the brain that is alive will freeze)

[UGonnaEatUrtots]

1st.Find a mini gun with ammo

2nd.Find Arnold Schwarzenegger

3rd.That's all.

[jackl45]

dude i wood just go to wal mart end of story low prices food and guns tehe is huld of entered one a?

[thingjob]

you and the other 1000 people who thought of it. Two words folks House Boat

[ionpaintballer34776]

thats three

[thingjob]

count houes one boat two. I knew ya could.

[MonkeyOctober]

You should make another Zombie Plan contest.

[klyngster]

What the hell does Naruto have to do with a zombie plan? Lame!

[freazeezy]

Omg, how many zombie movies must u ppl watch...I LOVE DAWN OF THE DEAD... and to a lesser degree SHAWN of the dead. They sound like good plans to me.

[tshatcher]

There is such things as zombies

[ravebellrock2]

ehh i cant upload movies it says invalid file

[HardcoreStrikesBack]

:D SECOND PLACE!!!

[teamkarp5]

of crap i lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[poklmon]

oh well...

ill win next time!

[shaun1788]

lol blacksage didnt win.... ;)

[blacksage000]

Damn... I spent 40 minutes on my plan...

[bonfire300]

owch

[blacksage000]

Meh... I'll just follow my plan if anything happens. But I'll be cool and have some sportsmanship and congratulate dren9 for his win.

[LinkOwns25]

oh man i was gonna enter one

I WOULD BECOME ONE!

oh well to late

[dren9]

OH SHIT I WON WOOT!!!!!

[dren9]

i bet i didnt win i didnt start watching it lol, i don care though in my book im the winner :D

[CharizardphantomXD]

cool i would have entered if i had a camera i thought about it

[contorler90]

why did i not win wa

[bonfire300]

actually, you were almost there to win most trigger happy.

[contorler90]

yay

[Autobot71Ironhide]

I wish I was in.

[KuroSabata]

what are the other contests you have up your sleeves?

[bonfire300]

you'll just need to wait.

[WalkAroundDude]

whoo! i was excited to see the results, even though I didn't enter >_> congrats everybody!

[BlitzFlare]

WOOOO!!!!! I'M TRIGGER HAPPY!!!!!!!! wait is that good?

[KuroSabata]

well you killed a lotta zombies.

[bonfire300]

so... ya its good