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  • LOL AMAZING VIDEO.AND THE BOOK WAS MOST AMAZING xDDDD

  • the borders.......ahhhh never mind.

  • @prodiggy13 wut the heck are u talking about? i have the right to like any damn team i want and if u have a problem with me enjoying watching blake griffen dunk than kobes old ass than thats ur problem.

  • @br33zy323

    You have the right to like any team, but you don't have the right to brag about another team's success.

  • @prodiggy13 when was i bragging about another teams success....only reason i brought up boston's 17 rings is because u brought up the lakers success

  • @br33zy323

    LOL the Celtics success come from the infant era of the NBA when it was much easier to win.

    And of course I brag about my Lakers.

    And If you don't like the Lakers your most likely from Anaheim or OC & etc.

    (or sometype dumb rebel thinking Laker fans are all bandwagoners and bandwagons himself)

  • @prodiggy13 i actually am not from Anaheim or the OC.....if the lakers are so good then why do the celtics have a 9-3 advantage over them in the finals? can u please answer that question for me :D

  • @br33zy323  the lakers are older than the celtics

  • Heat's run at a ring = KLOSED!

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  • playoffs klosed

  • Kobe try to still get 6 rings... To Be Continued...

  • chance of 3peat - KLOSED

  • shaqs bitch - klosed

    snitch - klosed

    ballhog - klosed

    rape case - klosed

  • James is better.Good commerical tho

  • Kobe is better than lebron-OPEN!

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  • rape case "klosed" ahaha jk kobes the boss

  • An btw. Shaq is old an past his prime. The guy plays 15- 20 a game tops. Ain't gunna change in the playlets even if he's healthy.

    Jermaine oneil hasnt played a full season since college they just picked up two old injury prone guys an got rid of two young up an comers.

    First round loss is looking pretty realistic.

    I remember when I had no clue about basketball an tried to argue with someone smarter then me ;)

    Actually that never happened but you got plenty practice in that ;)))

  • @Ineeddrugs135

    Haaaaa, nenad cystic is so garbage, he has a mediocre jumpshot and even Gasol tosses his turkish ass around in the paint. You wanna hang with the big boys bring up someone worth mentioning kid, krystic is nowhere near as good as people thought OKC hit the jackpot by trading him away.

  • @JAAAAAHmes what do you mean "even gasol"? lol people love gasol... think he's great. if i want to hang with the big boys? wow i don't know who you think you are, but you aren't a god damn NBA analyst. and calling me kid doesn't help to make you look any more informed, you once again fail at being condescending. there aren't any real centers in the entire LEAGUE other than dwight howard. so, in comparison to the rest of the league krstic is viable. you talk a lot of shit man.

  • @ineeddrugs135 I love Gasol, he is one of the most skilled big men in the league but when it comes to banging around in the paint he's nowhere near the best in the league, so in me saying that krystic would get tossed around by gasol im saying krystic is garbage.

    Which is true.

    Yes im well aware that im not an NBA analyst, but if i was im pretty sure i would say the same thing, Krystic is garbage. and no calling you a kid doesnt make me feel informed its just i feel like im talking to a kid. smh

  • @JAAAAAHmes the fact is that you said if i "wanna hang with the big boys bring up someone worth mentioning kid" but really there isn't a center in the NBA worth mentioning, none of them can really bang around in the paint except for dwight howard. then you say that retarded "smh" crap while you're calling me a kid hahah. talking through the internet is pretty weak. regardless, i bet krstic old ass would put up a fight against gasol, he's too thin. maybe marc gasol could knock someone around

  • @ineeddrugs135 Dwight HOward is not the only center who can legitimately bang it out in the paint, You just mention another one, marc gasol is a tank, less skilled then pau but the guy knows how to move people around in the key, thats why spain is always so good in FIBA play because you got Marc an Pau who are both skilled and Marc is a legit banger.

    What about andrew bynum? made the mavs look like kids when he had the ball in the paint

    Nene?

    Bogut?

    Chandler?

    Roy hibbert?

    lee? the lopez twins?

  • @JAAAAAHmes something about you attempting to patronize people by calling them kids. brook and robin lopez aren't close to howard. none of the centers you listed are consistent and the fact that bogut is one of the best players on the bucks says how bad they are. the fact of the matter is that there are no more dikembes, kareems, shaquilles, wilts, bill russells, none of that. the only active center that can be compared to them is dwight howard.

  • @ineeddrugs135 Brook lopez is pretty damn good if you ask me, robin isnt as good but he is skilled. Roy hibbert, Tyson Chandler, Nene, and David Lee are all dominant centers, and just because they arent as well known as howard doesnt mean they arent good, lee is a solid 20-10 player, Nene is a dominant defensive presence for Denver, And even though i like Bogut he is not the best player on the bucks. And no there wont be another Kareem or Russel or Chamberlain.

  • @JAAAAAHmes well i didn't ask you, i told you neither of lopez are dominant centers, and i'm also going to tell you that none of those players are dominant centers, especially hibbert and lee (chandler is close, nene not so much). they are obviously good basketball players, they play professional. who's the best on the bucks then, brandon jennings? i doubt it, i think bogut is more efficient. you can't predict the future, there could be another one of those types of GOATs to come along.

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    But no Dwight is not comparable to them either, until recently he was a pure in the key center, extremely fit? yes, can do amazing dunks? yes, but absolutely NO mid range game, horrible ft%, and he just cant compare to the legends of the game yet. Hes an amazing player but hes got ALOT of room for improvement before he gets compared to guys who have 1,2,3, 6(kareem) rings. Just how lebron cant be compared to people who have 5(kobe) or 6(jordan) rings.;)

  • @JAAAAAHmes it's hard to think about dwight howards free throw % because he gets fouled a lot more than anyone. he has 200+ more free throws attempted than anyone else in the NBA and he is still making 60% of them and he has begun to develop a shot outside of the paint. if you had watched a single orlando game you'd see it.

  • @ineeddrugs135 uhm i know dwight is developing his midrange game, but "in progress" and having one are two different things. kinda like lebrons quest for a ring being "in progress"

    And i watched multiple orlando games, he is, as i said, developing a midrange game but still relies on his inside game and he gets fouled and cant convert at the ft line. i think if a Kobe or Steve nash had that many ft attempts the would still be hitting a solid 80-90% so the amount of shots has nothing to do with

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    your percentage.

    and actually lebron and jordan shouldnt even be compared, look at the size differential, thats like comparing dwight howard to d-wade. its pretty ridiculous especially when you consider lebron has about 80 pounds on jordan and is just a phenominal athletic specimen. And as for lebron being superior? uhhhhm physically superior? yes. mentally superior? no. better player? the proof is in the pudding when you look at the amount of wins and rings.

  • @JAAAAAHmes you fool! just this morning scottie pippen and horace grant talked about lebron james becoming better than michael jordan and at first pippen was saying that all around, LBJ is in fact superior.

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    Now you see why i think your a child, your saying dwight is the only legit center who can bang in the paint when i just named a whole list of centers who are legit bangers and very skilled.

    And actually krystic wouldnt put up a fight against Gasol, every game they played against each other gasol put up extremely superior stats then krystic. And yeah talking over the internet is pretty weak, but when someone like you post some trash talk over the internet(weak) i retort:)

  • @JAAAAAHmes not to be a total grammar nazi but for someone who is so sophisticated, experienced and mature as yourself (sarcasm thick enough?) you sure suck at spelling the word "you're". finally, if shaq had kept his pace from the1st half of the season thru-out the playoffs the C's would prob be in the finals. i first commented on this video because of the person who said shaqs career without kobe is closed. at least the team shaq is on didn't get swept in the semifinals like the lakers.

  • @ineeddrugs135 No. A healthy Shaq would not put the celtics in the finals.

    you would need a healthy big three, kendrick perkins and tony allen for them to hope to get to the finals.

    and yeah the lakers got swept but i highly doub itll happen again any time soon.

  • @JAAAAAHmes furthermore, you failed to mention injured players like greg oden and yao ming. had injury not plagued them they (yao at least) may have developed into comparable players to those other GOATs.

  • @ineeddrugs135 Greg oden was a average center, he had size and thats about it, did absolutely nothing while he was healthy. and yao? I admit when he was healthy i hated him because for some reason he always demolished the lakers, i respected his game though, and found it really funny how he jumped about 6 inches off the ground and did the most pansiest dunks ever. mean hook shot tho, super unorthodox but it always went in.

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    And yeah pointing out that i spell you're as your is pretty pathetic, ill be sure to correct that when im writing an english paper ;)

    but for right now i could spell "lyke thiz" and i would still have taken your ass to school multiple times within my last few posts ;)

    like i said your a kid, run along an let daddy show your friends how uneducated, dim witted, and basketball ignorant(im being extremely generous there ;)) you really are.

  • @JAAAAAHmes you haven't taken me to school at all man. you said the c's would need a healthy big 3, which they have (meaning you're wrong) kendrick perkins would help, but having healthy shaq instead means more points (minor degrade in defense though) and no they don't need tony allen. tony allen is like a lesser rondo. you clearly are bad at anything basketball related yet still think you know everything. "No. case closed" wrong sir, if shaq were healthy they'd had have a much better chance.

  • @ineeddrugs135 Paul pierce had some nagging injuries (but for him acting was no big thing so hey could have been exaggerated)

    rondo basically played the last few games with one arm

    allen was pretty healthy that guys always been a machine

    and garnett missed more then a few games over the course of the season.

    i mean dude i used to love shaq but even if he were healthy you would be getting 15 minutes and maybe like 10 points an 8-10 rebounds. thats like saying they needed a bench player to win.

  • @ineeddrugs135 just sayin, i remember when i knew nothing about basketball ;)

  • @JAAAAAHmes you still know very little about basketball. it is proved when you said that roy hibbert is a center comparable to dwight howard. ;)

  • @ineeddrugs135 i never said he was comparable. i said that he was a viable center who can bang in the paint, hell in the games the pacers and magic played hibbert had more then a few good plays against howard, but howard is just a whole nother species, the guy is the epitome of physical fitness, hes 6-11 an basically all muscle, and if he worked on his midrange jumpshot and learned something other then just overpowering people in the key and getting fouled the guy would be one of the best.

  • @JAAAAAHmes all in time i guess. i'm over it now anyway. there prob wont even be another nba game played ever again. lol. (exaggerating fyi)

  • @JAAAAAHmes PS theres no reason to go around youtube trying to be an elitist prick about basketball. you seem to be pretty arrogant. maybe you dont know that shaq and the c's agreed shaq would often sit the bench because he's old and because perkins was part of the playoff-undefeated starting 5. to cement my point, if a player is active in the NBA their career isn't over. "just saying, i remember when i knew nothing about basketball." i don't, however, remember a time when i had no common sense.

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  • @JAAAAAHmes BTW if you want to get real technical about it, if he's signed a contract to a taem for a certain amount of time that's a pretty basic indicator that his career is still active, not over. while he may be past his prime he's still playing. at the time i wrote that comment i don't think perkins had been traded yet. the only reason perkins started is because with him that starting 5 had never lost a playoff series

  • spoelstra's gonna show this at the heat's next practice

  • Number of game winners missed by Kobe vs. how many he's made... nah i won't get into that.

  • @wackaer25 Number of rings won by Kobe..

    Na lets not get into that ;)

  • KOBE IS THE BEST

  • lebron james win 3 mvp and 1 nba championship open

  • Christmas day vs the heat...... You decide......

  • Lebrons chances of winning an NBA championship -KLOSED-

  • rumor going around saying lebron is going to make a " choke" one is it true?

  • BTW, why isn't it spelled with a 'K?' When you pronounce it, it definitely sounds like it should be with a 'K.' Kind of like Rok, Kar, Koming, Karing, Krappy, etc. I think the English language is the only one that prevents native speakers from actually spelling things the way they are pronounced.

  • HOW TO KLOSE THINGS by K.B. BRYANT

  • miami heat? KLOSED

  • Boston KLOSED!

  • GOAT.

  • @24chickenbutt Kobe one twice without Shaq *KLOSED*

    Your ball sack *WIDE OPEN*

  • @sergdeth FYI, "one" is not a verb.

  • @arsenal013 Yup, my bad.

  • backup fannypack? also klosed:)

  • i <3 kobe but hes a terrible actor

  • @budiarso Shaqs gonna get another ring this year bud. Kobe has a permanent injury and is over and done with.

  • OKC Closed = True

    Utah Closed = True

    Phoenix Closed = True(I beg to differ)

    Boston Closed = False??? hahaha weakkk

  • @Levanark He didn't say teams were easy or owned. He said "Klosed"

  • @NoShaq09 Taken out of context

  • vitaminwater I am 5 7 and I dunk in my highschool team games. I m in my school's bball team and my dunking excites everyone (the girls haha). It was honestly really simple, I just followed the nba workout over at (50 inch vertical [dot] com) - I m sure you can probably do it too

  • Kobe Bryant has 5 rings next up his 6 and to close his resume 7 and shaq the looser keeps trying to go to good teams to win another one he should realize he needs kobe to do it but he don't understand that Kobe is like I don't want the fat bastard with the lakers. Do your thing king kobe get more rings.

  • @juan44ist If he needs Kobe to win it then why was he finals MVP every time he won a title with Kobe and why did he win another title without kobe before kobe won without him?

  • 32 Celtics fans do not have dictionaries.

  • @RommelsRevenge Make it 33 for now. And half of them are lebron cock suckers.

  • @RommelsRevenge i'm a celtics fan but i don't dislike kobe, clearly he's good.. i dislike times when the celtics lose to the team he plays for... as well as any other team. i basically dislike when anything bad happens to something that i do like.

  • this is hilarious

  • DOC RIVERS HATING AZZ UNGRATEFULL BAD MIND [KLOSED]

  • lol c Kobe can make fun of himself,Drive for five? CLOSED!

  • Lebron's mouth...

    SHOULD STAY OPEN FOR BUISSIENESS.

  • Vitamin Waters cap ...Klosed

  • Lebrons Ring Case KLOSED

  • love it hahahha'

  • @budiarso iite man uhmm the first one was good the second on was just stupid.

  • kobe raping is kosher, not kloser

    Vitamin Water recommends raping white girls and drinking their product, itz kloser to kosher. 

  • @woodypetrified the past= KLOSED

    the future and present day= OPEN

    idk how u got trapped in the past, but if u didnt know, this is 2010...

  • @woodypetrified But turns out the girl admitted she had conensual sex,she even fucked 7 guys before Kobe.

  • @westsidenasfan so she iz a white trash whore, kinda like your mother.

  • @woodypetrified I'm not white,plus,why even talk about my mother?

  • Kobe bryant greatest chucker of all time- KLOSED

    Kobe bryant<<<<<<<MJ -KLOSED

  • "Can of whoop ass. OPEN! NICE!"

  • Miroslav KLOSE!!! 

  • LeBron James legacy- KLOSED

  • Cavaliers without LeBron  KLOSED

  • Celtics Fans Mouth Klosed

    

  • LOL @ Boston

    ill leave that alone

  • @NTA09 not anymore lol

  • Fantastic kobe your d'best

    

  • haha, backup fanny pack.

  • @kevinbone08 lol

  • Lol at the boston

  • Somewhere Nash, Pierce, Durant and Deron are crying their eyes out

  • The rape charge- Klosed

  • 3-heat can stop the 3-peat= KLOSED!!!!!

  • @jezzsoccer3 dont be a bandwagoner... were u even cheering for the heat this past playoffs, or when they won it all in 06'? Bosh, LeBron and dwade are all used to being the no.1 option on their respected teams, who will they distribute?

    And Chicago got Korver, Boozer, brewer, and have rose and deng, noah. Bucks are getting back their to best players michael redd and andrew bogut, and have brandon jennings and others. Knicks got amare, rockets good, thunder young team. So dont count them out.

  • @XBlackRose023X

    wtf? im a lakers fan!!!

    3-heat cant stop the 3-peat?..the reason why i wrote that!

    read more carefully next time please

  • awesome

  • best commercial ever

    hands down KLOSED

  • Take a look at the clothes he is wearing he won't even take a break for a commercial,i guess he had paractice after the spot.

  • laker 3peat KLOSE

    miami heat breaks bulls record of 72-10 regular season OPEN

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  • Miami Heat Trio: will be KLOSED!

  • I Love Kobe To Death, Ever Since I Was Ten. But Lebron, Chris, & Dwayne Are Just Going To Klose The Laker's In The 2K11 Finals :'(

  • @LegendaryBlackMamba not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!not a kobe fan at all![no disrespect] check out who the lakers got matt barnes and theo ratliff, more depth] steve blake matt barnes LO theo ratliff luke walton sasha Vujacic and mostlikely the two draft picks or shannon brown..lakers !!!!!!
  • @jezzsoccer3 ur just defending ur hometown of LA, Thats Fine )no disrespect(

  • Lebron James:....KLOSED!

    OJ:....KLOSED!

    Tiger Woods' marriage:...KLOSED!

    Kobe Bryant Being the Best: OPEN!

  • I LOVE THAT MAN SIGH* :)

  • vitaminwater do you play basketball? you need to see this - 50inch vertical[dot]com. I highly recommend it! I m 5 5 and started dunking after 4 weeks of the program!

    kobe bryant -- the &quot;kloser&quot; ozcdpqghlxxovksuqtk kogcrzxxxl #vitaminwater

  • NBA free agency, klosed.

    Let's go Kobe shut this hyped Miami bull.

  • They can make a new and take the ? off Boston!! lol

  • Boston and HAterz........CLOSED

  • lol I loved the boston aprt, Ill leave that alone, kobe knows he didnt play that well on game 7. He totally klosed PHX tho... Im a phx suns fan and that wasnt somethin nice to see.

  • @Joakinrocker this commercial was released during the boston-lakers series. NOW it's klosed.

  • @whatsanedward o I see thanks didnt know that. -no sarcasm-

  • Boston Celtics...Klosed!

  • What's Up Doc? KLOSED!

  • vitaminwater nice video, reminds me of someone I know - me - just kidding. I'm 5 6 and I am able to dunk. I followed the famous workout plan that pro players including Kobe Ray Allen and Areans used. Check out the program at - "50inch vertical (dot) com"

    kobe bryant -- the "kloser" yncdimihzaxdrurkihxg eotympithnwvtyaxlpf #vitaminwater

  • Canned WHOOP ASS open nice!

  • paul pierce's big mouth.. <KLOSED>

  • @angelsk93 BRILLIANT!!!

  • @angelsk93 HAHAH good one

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  • @angelsk93 PP is da best. he has the right

  • @angelsk93 C's got it this year

  • @silversk8er007 agree... celts have a better line-up now..=s

    hope im wrong though.. lol

  • @angelsk93 Kevin garnetts ego Opened.

  • @angelsk93 except KOBE wouldn't even say that HIMSELF. this video is proof loool

  • LeBorn James MVP....... [KLOSED]

  • i thought this was a miroslav klose commercial

  • That was epic, Boston [?] "i'm not gonna even touch that one."

  • HATE the lakers but gotta admit. kobes the best. and he's hott too ;)

  • Ray Allens big mouth .... KLOSED ! 

  • Man... 0.34s those have got to be the stubby-ist fingers I have ever seen.. No wonder he always injures them, they are too small and short for the Basketball.

  • Kobe is TOO sexy!!

  • Kobe's fingers of one hand (with rings) - klosed

    Paul Pierce's face - klosed

    Scoring more points than Wilt Chamberlain in one game - open

    NBA Championship more than MJ - open

  • Kobe's fingers of one hand (with rings) - klosed

    Paul Pierce's face - klosed

    Scoring more points than Wilt Chamberlain in one game - open

    NBA Championship more than MJ - open

  • Kobe's fingers without rings - open

    Paul Pierce's mouth - klosed

    Cavaliers' championship - klosed

    

  • vitaminwater I'm 5 11 and I can do fancy windmill dunks. Truthfully, anyone can do it, just follow the right training program. I used the workout training at 50 inch vertical (dot) com but any workout could be used if you are sure they generate results

  • LeBron's career in Cleveland - KLOSEd

    MC Hammers bank account - KLOSED

    Paris Hilton's legs = OPEN.

    Klohe Kardahdians mouth after Lamar won his 2nd ring = open(we know the kardashians swallow. ;)

  • @mapaka01 funny as fuck lolololololololol hah haha haha hahah ahahaha ahahahah a

  • Lol Raptors? There's nothing there to klose because they never made it out of the 2nd round!

  • I hope this is playing in the Boston market, haha

  • you can take the question mark of of boston now.

    KOBE IS THE BEST!!!!

  • Phil Jackson..CLOSED!! Lakers chance for a 3peat CLOSED!! Go raps and I hope lebron and d-wade go together to shut the fucking haters up and win

  • @cb4allstar4

    lol u are pathetic...really

  • LMFAO @ fashion photos

  • Boston Got a Can Of WHOOP ASS...KLOSSED

  • "Can a whoop ass. Klosed" lol man this guy is the greatest!

  • Kobe Bryant..... [BLACK]

  • lol at first i tot this was dissing kobe coz i i tot it was Kloser as in loser with a K

  • kloser also stands for K(Kobe) - Loser (Loser).

  • @warmby : O (oustanding) S (superstar) E (entertainer) R (RIDICULAS)

  • "Stayclutch" water. NICE.

  • check out my video where Kobe makes the nba hall of fame