How to seduce a woman over dinner

[ItsMoriashkiBitches]

I'm a woman, why am I watching this?

[vLeggy]

i tried this with over 20 womens.. 19 of them just said went away the 20th slapped me cuz she knew what i was trying -.- this trick only works with american/european/latin women -.- this fuckin pisses me off asian women cant have sex???

[herointhestrife]

To the advertising agency who produced this ad: I just want to compliment you on one of the most relevant, natural/easygoing, well written w/ min. bullshit ads I've ever seen. I'm going to go buy one today, and I wouldn't have before.

[BLTLipgloss1998]

Err... Im a girl who hates the word " romantic ".... I don't really care about romance.

[VerystrangeMaster]

Bullshit !

[yamxa996]

2:22

Umm.... yeah i think that's some kind of signal... might just be me though.

[DeltaSquadGO]

Damn, these are like, instructions on how to be a fake asshole

[runner2108]

Seduction is overrated I prefer chloroform.

[TheTrueKir]

@runner2108 -Internet high five-

[TheDellanator]

fake and gay!

[julesloveless]

This fails bad. It has nothing to do with that. Hahaha.. Just don't be a dope and be yourself, say what's in your mind, and if it really doesn't spark, leave.

[cybilekevens]

lol

[tubebellator]

if all else fails. roofies are cheap

[GODof123WAR]

i wish i was a girl somtimes. not gay but LESBIANISM is hooooooooooot!

[balrog262]

@GODof123WAR you are a pig

[Hotface500]

ew if i was a chick i wouldn't let a any dude with those shoes dump his load on me...

[nzuri513]

DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS

[Gustavo3451]

@nzuri513 :l

[jamwithmates123]

'ahh the flicker of candlelight dancing in her eyes, the romantic music, the cozy intimate setting. Everything is set up... AND A MISSION IS TO GET INTO HER PANTS!' Woah where did that come from???

[kenmcnally62]

I'm always amazed at how childish the comments are on these pages>

[niltomega]

They left out knocking her fork off the table and slipping something in her drink.

100% success rate!

[BackBurner144]

OR... call her up and ask if she wants to get high. works every time.

[AlmostAbby421]

I like how when he asks for sex, he literally says "ask for sex."

[sniperspriggs]

@AlmostAbby421 i laughed hard at that

[BackBurner144]

@alnakhli999 or prove your retarded and type "thumps"

[euhero101307]

weeeeeeeeeee....  good advice.. very psychological.. it will work... this video is so funny... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i have drugs so much right now though

[ejkddorai]

Who remembers The Famous Line from Shark Attack 3?

[queenfrostine97]

they're out having dinner, in nice clothes, and wearing sneakers?

[skatedontswear]

hey i like your thumbs.

what a way to get a girl to like you

[lololol36]

Roflmao at 3:33 the guy is eating his ice cream like his seat is on fire and he has to go! xD

[sk8ersruletheworld1]

Tht chick waznt worff it

[Agent1W]

I would never want to get into a girl's pants unless it's for a marriage.

But wining and dining still seems fun!

[wolffang932]

this was a little retarded

[depthster]

Its like he knows everything!!!

[hassleandhurrylife19]

what do you think of us woman stupid... lol! aint falling for this crap

[kuledrumergie87]

why call for a taxi when I have my own car?

[TheGodOfCruelty]

@kuledrumergie87 Because if you drive her home in your own car you need to watch the street, if you call the taxi you have more time to comfort her or actually kiss her since someone else drives and she has your full attention :D

[kuledrumergie87]

@TheGodOfCruelty good point. I just would'nt want the driver looking back and saying crap like "WOOH! YEAH! Go in for the kill!" then I'd say it's time to walk home.

[TheGodOfCruelty]

@kuledrumergie87 that comment just made my week xD, I think if the driver would actually say that then I would never reach my or her home xD I would die laughing xD

[lokallize]

my friend once told me that women don't like being raped its a time less truth

[kitsilog]

haha, i might think for a hundred times before asking her for sex out of nowhere. haha

[thanhmap100]

very good

[Marphis]

this vid + comments are totally cracking me up.

[gtfonewfag]

@Marphis Hahaha me too

[Chavanai]

This is hilatious...!!! Lol....!! Great video guys...!! And all i needed to know... Now i feel ready... hahaha...!!!

[SJBabyleg]

raw video

[wiibot15]

October Man.

FUCK THIS!

[jcoronet2000]

i have found asking for sex straight out works rather well. usually you get slapped, but that's close to sex right??

[sahooq]

@jcoronet2000 i never got slapped on that one but it hasnt worked yet

[elcamino4]

Hahaha

[pr0szefu]

done

[Vepris15]

The girl is a brilliant actress! Such well-made expressions made me laugh quite a bit :)

[elpinta]

why would you pay for the dinner? thats like basically paying for sex. Looser

[jcoronet2000]

not all women are hoes (we're talking 10 - 20% tops), your not paying for the girl your paying the restaurant...

[Kotze07]

avoiding a mind drift is wAys too difficult come on

[dadoo158]

i can tell you, wouldnt work with me haha

[dchokee]

lol get her chastity belt around her ankles :P

[NoelHein]

those two are like on every video about intimate life these people have made

[nainatugal]

@yeahoftop yes dude youre right.. the basis of attraction.. push and pull.. make her feel good and then bad and then good again.. that thing seriously works big time..

[wildbloodydragon]

So I went on the date with this girl. I pretty much did everything this dude said.

She was texting the whole time, we kinda ran outta shit to say. I didn't have anything to say. Need to say, I went home alone. And watched some porn. Disappointed.

[hueol]

i fel your pain man

[skier508]

@wildbloodydragon she's aint the right one

[nintendorocks100]

@wildbloodydragon thats sad

[TheMichael408]

@wildbloodydragon

WTF me too,I hate it when I run out of stuff to say!exept the porn part

[m1grand70]

@wildbloodydragon everytime i have those bad nights i just like probably watch some porn.

[uberdude117]

@wildbloodydragon why did you try this?

[LobsterFusion]

@wildbloodydragon Dude, that is not your fault nor is it the video makers fault. If she's texting while on a date it means she has poor manners. I can't stand that shit. If I ever am on a date with a girl that is texting through it all I wouldn't even bother wanting to go for a second date. Don't feel disappointed. Feel sorry for her for her lack of proper social skills. :p

[wildbloodydragon]

@LobsterFusion You know, I think she just wanted some dick. I been hanging out with the biggest player ever for some time now and I'm starting to get hang of this. Turns out sometimes the girls just don't have the patience for the romantic shit and can't be bothered to focus on their date.

It's ok. If the same girl came at me again she'd be way below my current standards.

[enigma533]

@wildbloodydragon ihihhihih

[enigma533]

Respond to this video...  Its like the TOSS!!

[yeahoftop]

women are just a bunch of emotions. fuck with her emotions by making her feel good and then bad and then good again, she will be so into you. trust me it works.

[Dojotigers]

this video is pretty good

[maticoff]

I love these two, they are so funny!!!

[chipmunk3k]

yeah lol they are good =)

[gazzaka]

it was a similarity to an erection ;)

[IcyHotMedia]

I didn't know that asparagus was an aphrodesiaque.

[ChamelionCircuit]

I didn't know that aphrodisiac had a Q in it. You learn something new every day.

[beserksock]

what the fuck was that with the asparagus?

[ChamelionCircuit]

At step 4 I thought they were going to armwrestle. They didn't. :c

[maddog95123]

the csi is looking for my penis can you help me hide?

[thehumor]

u have to hide it then? its so small

[94GodsAngel]

hey i want to know how to seduce my gf in a normal environment

[LovelyYTRocks]

I just ask for sex blatantly.

"HAY! CAN I GET IN YOUR VAGINA AND DUMP MY LOAD!?"

[joshuadayn]

@LovelyYTRocks yea thats the shit...

[boykman]

@LovelyYTRocks ahahahahahahahhaha

[arthurwolver]

Pretty funny!

[Dathan33rs]

lol that must not work good since you are watching this

[mysteriousfantasy24]

ROFL at the Asparagus at 2:30

[treflipper]

what is this song called?

[abrescj]

moving ur chair close to her and playing footsie genius!lol

[Marie3rin]

chastidy belt is a belt warlords and stuff used to keep their women from doing other men

they were basically mettal underpants with locks (to my knowledge)

[florianjm8]

isn't it a CHASTITY BELT?ur definition is right,hehehe...

[alinaXbabycakes]

chasdiy belt(?)

[thetrigger123]

He looks like John Simm!

[jonathan0012345]

been 1 month and now it's 10,600!!

[SoeJatriani]

Lol the footsie was pretty shit...

[enhshammy]

we call them sluts where i'm from.

My gf loves it when i do stuff for her... even small stuff.

The key is to use words like amazing and gorgeous. Beautiful is a bit cliche, but it still works.

all you gotta do is make them feel good

[Yayakills]

remember shes worth it!

[bigyandixit]

THis is totally kiss ass guy type which would make u fail.. just search other video.. u need have more confidence...its shit.........

[daisukinahimitsu]

thank you, video jug for making the best and most silly videos about simple things i probably should do on my own.

[hotrodcool]

Talking about the economy and the stock market seems to work for me. It always makes them think you have money without ever actually lying to their face. Women love money because most of them are whores anyway, whether they know it our not.

[chic0stik]

He folllowed her to the bathroom! xD

[marlydarkangel]

I ended up exually playing chess

[chris84bloom]

I think playing footsies would send out a wrong message if the girl was wearing special shoes for dating occasions. Ruin her $300 high heels and know her wrath.

[slayer2406]

hell hath no fury like a womans shoe scorned

[TheAnonymouse]

I agree. I would never do something so cheesy as to play footsie with a girl... Or the wine glass thing for that matter.

[Starrypla]

yeah footsie is way too cheesy XD

[yakir11114]

she is so special she is worth a taxi

[polyophelia]

yep, unforch this happened to me. minus the getting into my pants. the scumbag tried all the cliches. it was horrible!! but a funny story for all the girls.

[lonSinceInsane]

ROFL! or take a car lol

[kikicat5]

OMG!!! i love it when this couple makes a video!!!

[HeroFlame]

I love this couple! they look good together, xD and so funny! great comedy actors

[UematsuFF7]

`there's some psychology in there

[ba32107]

Eat your dessert part was very funny

[WorthyAspirant]

complement her clothes jewelry or possesions anything else she will argue with you about. women will not understand how you can actually find there bodies attractive as they spend every day of there lives criticizing themselves. Also if you are really feeling eachother suggest you go to her place and cuddle. be very sincere about it you are so into her you just want to cuddle. if you can't get the rest of the way mid cuddle then your hopeless.

[HwarangOfFaith]

damn it i tried this and she slapped me and left :(

it was so embarrassing.

[theonlyone8821]

......HAHHAHHHAHHAHA sorry man

[divine0g0d]

lmfao

[andreturcati]

great!

[WKaliber1]

I once took this chick out to a restaurant and she said that she had to take a shit at the end of the dinner. It turned me off

[esmeraIda]

if ya gotta go...

[WKaliber1]

why did she need to tell me that she wanted to take a shit cause it was "brewing all night and pushing her insides apart" ?

disgusting

[ubentu]

Sounds kinky. *is joking to the max*

[KevinQ]

ROFL Oh man... I totally understand that one.

[mayorbubbles]

i love these two!

[wardruglord]

oh videojug, what would I do without you?

[jrab227]

2:40 ... lol are they giving a slightly ghetto handshake?

[monkey3722866]

lmao i thought arm wrestling

[majorgeek]

I ALWAYS love the British Video Jug vids! This was hilarious and informative. I may have to use some of the advice on some lady friends! ;D

[TmanGS152]

lol that was entertaining and useful.

[leanonme1]

lol yeah for once!

[Sccrchamp102]

YAY! Good job guys :D Great video.

[freakingpeacee]

it would have been funny if the waiter winked during the 'mind drift.'

[THAHITMAN509]

That guy has game. lol.

[rockafeladave]

whoa, its like i am the video camera watching all of this!

[halabalo195]

*trademark*

[apurforyou]

These are always entertaining. One of the main reasons why I subscribed.

[skierplaterandy]

this was entertaining!

haha you want to get in her pants, but first you have to convince her men dont want just one thing

XD

[kissmyshoe321]

Playing with someone shoes like that can get you shot! "nice shoes NukkaH" stomp

[arabzbro]

lame

[disamble]

lol the waiter is giving him advice

[InsaneNellyCakes]

Freakin hilarious... Awesome XD

[loserluigi]

these are always entertaining. and the two have such great chemistry. haha, I quite enjoy them

[xenosagamomo]

lol

[xenosagamomo]

lmao

[voltronforce5000]

Probably cheaper and safer to see a pro. But u couldn't wife that, so maybe not.

*DAWN* It's hard being a straight single male.

[ktinkoff]

Awesome. (:

[sundaydote]

You guys always give the best advice!

[timelady1994]

hehe

[yehiaserag]

awesome

[dunburqu]

lol.... play chess

[wowdino]

hey that can really turn a girl on :P chess is sexy

[tony26490]

lol

[pretty0kty]

XD lol funny 5/5

[barnmaster98]

lawl