I'm from american fork, our mascot is the caveman and our school colors are BLACK, RED, and WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o my life just got so much better "Devine intervention"
The firey volcanoes of hell rival Toby's awesomeness. He is a magnificent subject of God. If he was any more awesome and funny he would be both God's and Satan's leaders but unfortunately they teamed up and threw the only person who could rule Earth among his subjects(thats Toby by the way)
I had to take a test on friday with made up words like nibt nu and all these weird words then i was like wait how is this going to help me? what was the point of this test?! O_o
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henrikwhnrnxr57M 5 days ago
You always ramble
missleiagurnhill 3 weeks ago
5:35 DOVBUSCUS
MrRyandd96 1 month ago
I almost sneezed... :(
nicesonic101 2 months ago
L7st m5y
coolfsol 2 months ago
Toby's a professional rambler
rainydayz247 2 months ago in playlist 更多由TobyTurner提供的影片
i tried to force a sneeze and i ended up yawning :[
volzcrazy 2 months ago
How do you get a shirt? :D
AppealCinema 3 months ago
Toby's got a Dragon Shout goin' on!
TalkVault 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyTurner
5:35 - 5:38 is my favorite part XDDD I can't stop laughing so hard!!
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Thumbs up if you have never sneezed in a TobyTurner vid.
rhcpalex93 3 months ago 4
I want a shirt! :D
Hershey140 3 months ago
lol i keep seeing "VAMPIRE PANDA!" on the right in related videos
maxxspin 3 months ago
U DIDN'T GO, BADADUDUDUDUDUDUDOOO SUBSCRIBE!
cici18roxursox 3 months ago
Who else jumped wen he screemed
MetaYoshi101 3 months ago
lol off the chain hilarious
ninjadelasombra 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyTurner
1:42 HANGING from your REAR VIEW DANGLY!? Oh NO! THAT MENTAL IMAGE has been FOREVER BURNED in my BRAIN!!!
jamaal2005 3 months ago 5
@124simran well... um... ok? i guess?
dhorrorpt 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you high fived him :)
freshdudewitkicks95 3 months ago 4
:( why do i never sneeze during these vids..
if i think about it, it's been weeks since i last sneezed. hmm, very precarious!
xbox360royalbenefits 3 months ago
@124simran ok look at my username.... now look at the top comment usename...
dhorrorpt 3 months ago
stop being soo negative giiirl
welshxgunfire 3 months ago
my comment is currently a top comment on a toby turner vid!! :D i have outdone my purpose to live!!!!
dhorrorpt 3 months ago 3
i an infinitely jealous of that girl. :c also my middle school colours were red, black, and white. w00t.
faggulicious 3 months ago
steven doesn't need sleep!!!!
Ehudtruth 3 months ago
I love how serious you sound when you talk about the clay iPhone :)
gleegirl330 4 months ago 12
Anyone find it yet? Haha
WesMott1994 4 months ago
lol i just shook some pepper all over my face to sneze XD
uhhhXuXeatinXmahXpie 4 months ago
U forgot the dodo dodo subscribe...
crazymexican9640 4 months ago
iStone...B.C
TheCooolguy14 4 months ago 5
i SNEEEEEEZED! after 575 videos i fiinally sneezed <3
JensterTheGreat 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyTurner
Tobuscus is the only blogger worth watching :)
WillBeHere4You 4 months ago 4
LMAO "Hey shout out AHH!!"
TayTay9828 4 months ago
I'm from american fork, our mascot is the caveman and our school colors are BLACK, RED, and WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o my life just got so much better "Devine intervention"
DangYoUFISH 4 months ago
for me its a uPhone
1001virus1001 4 months ago
What if you had like an evil twin who took over youtube ...... the world would never be the same !!!!!
poohbear199712 4 months ago
thumbs up if you tried to high five him :D
xTheNinjaOne 4 months ago
5:36
brazpack 4 months ago
ever thought about running for president?
pirateZevelyn 4 months ago 4
I gave the screen a high five when he said 'That's off the chain." I really did. I found it HYSTERICAL :D
Legolas5191996 4 months ago
Toby i really want to send you some stuff but i dont know how
adonrosello98 4 months ago
Sleepy little buscus
TheatrechicKayla 4 months ago
For tobuscus rap hold 2!
leonkennedy471 4 months ago
I hi-5ed my laptop camera! So who else hi-5ed tobuscus!
leonkennedy471 4 months ago
Hold 1 it sounds like a squirrel eating a nut
Entr0cy 4 months ago
Press 3 for yesss
jsaia09 4 months ago
I want one of those tobuscus chains
TheTECHIEhelper 4 months ago
press 2. does that make sense hun w fru the worly danglyng???
WhiteboyFTW7thst 4 months ago
Pie
The99Nerds 4 months ago
holy crap tobby i live in iowa to like that gril exsept im not a red neck hillbilly farmer im a city person
am412jeep 4 months ago
i am going to attempt to make a pot of darkness redness and whiteness
wish me luck :D
salieri55 4 months ago
Did anyone else notice he skipped the jingle at the end?
supercool1239 4 months ago
I <3 Toby!! :D
Snippit93 4 months ago
pause on 5 seconds.... or anywhere
Chrystalviolin 4 months ago
sexy hair. thats all.
wonkabo 4 months ago
Thank you for blessing me now i will never be damned
MrDropkick8 4 months ago
OMG lmao "hey shout out AHH!"
x0xgumdropsx0x 4 months ago 70
OMG I WATCHED RED IT WAS AWESOME!!!! =D
Jess4568 4 months ago
lol "I didnt see anything protruding*realizes its not aproprio and coughs*" lol
assassinsrevolution 4 months ago
i don't think i can watch another toby video after paranormal activity 3 :(
LargePeas 4 months ago
make darkness then redness then whiteness iPhone cases!!!
nicodrums24 4 months ago
tshirt? :)
MSPxo73 4 months ago
i have those same food erasers :)
bobjr1034 4 months ago
his rearview dangly...
sydnief 4 months ago
I had to watch that shoutout again.
amerskos 4 months ago
Dang u can ramble on forever sir!
ulquiorra051597 4 months ago
WooT I finaly sneezed during a vid xD
MatthewPL2012 4 months ago
t-shirt plz
megaLAJay 4 months ago
omg!!! i finally sneezed during a toby turner vid!!!!!! my life is now complete!
dhorrorpt 4 months ago 125
@dhorrorpt
I am not even kidding, I sneezed 7 times during one. Hahaha.
twilight4evr7 3 months ago
@twilight4evr7 lol! so funny it makes you sneeze lol
dhorrorpt 3 months ago
i would need a shirt...
Kidwhowatched 4 months ago
you made me cry
of laughter;]
Kidwhowatched 4 months ago
@thatsbunk99 GUUURL,* He is hot, especially in his FLAMING FRIDAY shirt! :D
CottonMickey 4 months ago
@thatsbunk99 STARTED? guru
CottonMickey 4 months ago
I'd love to get a third persons perspective of an in car lazy blog.. "Look, dear, that loony in the car is talking to himself" :D
krysxn 4 months ago
audience- WUH?!?
EminemIsMyBrother 4 months ago
iStone...
Stagetail 4 months ago
thumbs up if you have been with toby since the beginning =D toby i have been ur fan since tha beginnin now u have a gamestop commercial,spelling?,
robloxmuanddual 4 months ago
@robloxmuanddual yes And I as an audience member can not be happier for him!!
kacfear 4 months ago
toby, i feel sorry for you. youre the only person in the world that cant enjoy and be suprised by your videos..... cuz u made them...
skate4tacos96 4 months ago 3
Do you know how illegal it is to steal from a museum?!
*looks around for cops*
hooversom 4 months ago
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MrmanJuyke 4 months ago
They probably found that in Land Of The Lost.
Travisido 4 months ago
You sound different... Not good :(
MrAndrewJohnstone 4 months ago
THAT NETFLIX THING IS TEARING ME APAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTT!!!! GAAAAAAAHHH
vashnumba1fan2 4 months ago
CHEESE!
DavelikesMuffins 4 months ago
some day toby just has to wear a white hat, a red t-shirt, a pair of black trousers and shoes with all the three colors...
ngpakyin0501 4 months ago
I H5'ED YOUR FACE!
Kalikste 4 months ago
iPHONE UPGRADE FAIL!
mnmmoose14 4 months ago
uploaded the day before my birthday? awesome hahaha
homeisfortheheartles 4 months ago
dam not availalbe in australia netflix
Elvin181821 4 months ago
Did anyone find the video where's he's wearing a Ninja Turtles shirt?
ARincon11 4 months ago
Gonna call you, NoHo Valley Boy
lanceseidman 4 months ago
TOBUSCUS ADVENTURES = Most awesome thing I've ever seen. The only thing that could be more awesome is if you featured sxephil in one.
MrJmac28 4 months ago
I LOVE your animated series (should I say series even though there is just one so far? I will anyways because it will be more episodes, right?)
If you need extra ideas, i can give a tons of random things I dream up. :)
deadlyrose88 4 months ago
you forgot the badadododo subscribe!! D:
DragonNPuppyGirl 4 months ago
Toby did a Voice Attack!!!!!
jedimahi 4 months ago
it's pronounced "bidness"
Giantsfan008 4 months ago
if this wasnt toby it would get banned
Rockyrules21 4 months ago
i finally sneezed during a Toby Turner video!!!
Connieson1 4 months ago
Has anyone else started thinking that Toby is Sexy?....just me...?
thatsbunk99 4 months ago
@thatsbunk99 Nope. It's not just you.
equiinom 4 months ago
Putting two words together into one is called creating a portmanteau.
AudreyGolightly13 4 months ago
I finally sneezed during a video xD
antwond1405 4 months ago
TOBY subbed to my channel :D:D:D!!!
sebyboie 4 months ago
I love how he can shit talk and make it sound so believable AH such a crack up lol <3
JonJoony 4 months ago
Just bought a Tobusus shirt!
HunterI64 4 months ago
Post these videos earlier!
mikefreak13 4 months ago
i don't think toby is a feminine name... it makes me think of a puppy. a boy puppy.
rahrahritaa 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyTurner
iPhone 4S ruins everything!!
mikefreak13 4 months ago
Thumbs up of you think Toby should do a whole lazy vlog in his lisp (:
TheKooliekat 4 months ago 45
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Toby are you Jacksfilms brother? You look a lot like him thumbs up if you agree!
PS3GAMER4LIFE88 4 months ago
I AM ALSO WEARING MY RED TOBUSCUS SHIRT!!
notatrainedninja 4 months ago
I love how Toby decks himself out in his own swag. XD
ThomasCarle 4 months ago
making a vlog, and driving. Only gods and tobuscus have this skill.
ktmmxer131 4 months ago
@ktmmxer131 lol nevermind, the seatbelt threw me off with the moving peeps in the background. hes sitting in a parking lot :/
ktmmxer131 4 months ago
i think u are hilarious but this video was soo long it lost my attention.. im back now no worries
HolyApplesauce 4 months ago
did anyone else have to rewind the video just to make sure there really was a kid with a transformer shirt
HolyApplesauce 4 months ago
how do they connect that to a computer ? if it was back then ? oh please dont tell me is a stone agian.
TheVeisonchen 4 months ago
i miss the intro of darkness then redness then whiteness
ShiftFTW 4 months ago
WHAT!?!? TOBY?!?! You didn't do Ba da do do do do do do DO Subscribe!?
DaStaticBoy 4 months ago 156
Toby why do you make such awesome videos its making me to happy =D
arrowdynamic18 4 months ago
I'm starting to think Gay-Buscus is Steven.....
sammeadenUK 4 months ago 44
@sammeadenUK doesn't he prefer Gabe-Buscus? :P
Tusks32 4 months ago
@Tusks32 gabuscus
kakapyksid 4 months ago
@sammeadenUK gabuscus
nativewolf90 4 months ago
@sammeadenUK its not gaybuscus its gabuscus
m477h3wrox 4 months ago
@sammeadenUK remember its gabe-uscus
zacmanchildress 4 months ago
OOhhh it'd Gabebuscus!! I thought you were saying Gaybuscus and i was like like ahahaha...... ok...
MrWhilis 4 months ago
were the sign as a chain ;)
DropZxD 4 months ago
the darkness redness whiteness is messed up? fml):
LoveAlwaysTaryn 4 months ago
Darkness at the crotch lol
lynnbirdd 4 months ago
The darkness works if you put your whole palm over the lens (and then slide over to your finger for redness).
EvBHdude 4 months ago
toby should make a video of him usin siri
dasuhnami 4 months ago
I BROKE MY SCREEN
lolsammib 4 months ago
I love flaming friday!
greenpaintbrushes 4 months ago
I would totally make something cool for Toby but unfortunately I have no epicocity in that area... Sadtimes :(
P.S I love you Toby Tobuscus Turner
Achooo alliteration ;)
XLuCyUpToWnGuRlX 4 months ago
Yes, Toby. Coconuts grow on pine trees.
jacobenichkadar 4 months ago 8
OFF THE CHAIN AW YEEE /totally didn't actually high-five the screen because that would be lame hahahaaa
XxXxCrimsonxXxX 4 months ago
AGHH, I sneezed and hurt myself! x(
allabtMando 4 months ago
I really love your shoutouts!
MrFFHN 4 months ago
/watch?v=LZ36CKAl9vU
TheJustinAndNoahBros 4 months ago
/watch?v=LZ36CKAl9vU
TheJustinAndNoahBros 4 months ago
:D
BambooNBrains 4 months ago
Dang, apple should use GEICO's slogan.
"It's so easy, a caveman can do it!"
MrElectricPoptart 4 months ago
I like your gum
Fyb3r0ptical 4 months ago
even cavemen had iphones... i really need to get with the times O_o
hahalolemily 4 months ago 137
@hahalolemily they also had rolex's which transitioned into the wheel hence the rolling LOL
allisterw9 4 months ago
Your the only youtuber who i enjoy watching their vlogs usually they are annoying or uninteresting. Yours are top notch my friend.
Mr303BOY 4 months ago
They just started seeing the A.C commercials, and was like "HEY THAT'S LITERAL COMMERCIALS!".
sherifam 4 months ago
High Five Toby.
YEA
unit145 4 months ago
The firey volcanoes of hell rival Toby's awesomeness. He is a magnificent subject of God. If he was any more awesome and funny he would be both God's and Satan's leaders but unfortunately they teamed up and threw the only person who could rule Earth among his subjects(thats Toby by the way)
TheFanBook 4 months ago
i want a shirt
odinlinga 4 months ago
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wbilal 4 months ago
NO HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT RUN!!!! and then after all the running, give me a shirt
wbilal 4 months ago
I play with the iClay =D
CGAggy 4 months ago
how do you enter to win a t shirt?
ilikestarwars473 4 months ago
@ilikestarwars473 just like/comment :)
MuffinWithAnAxe 4 months ago
TOBUSCUS simple ! :D
Gracey488 4 months ago
OMG!! My name is Casey and I am from Iowa!!!!! Thanks Kacy!!
KyraMoonfyre16 4 months ago
hheey, shoutout. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
XD i lol'd so hard
BrickAction101 4 months ago 3
0:08 Very , I Guess
giraffacake 4 months ago
GIMMEH GIMMEH SHIRT SHIRT
neitilrus 4 months ago
I had to take a test on friday with made up words like nibt nu and all these weird words then i was like wait how is this going to help me? what was the point of this test?! O_o
retriverlover97 4 months ago
who paused the video when toby gave a highfive to highfive him back!
retriverlover97 4 months ago
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I didn't sneeze!
postatio 4 months ago
@oottje444 i think thats why steven killed steve jobs
Callofbooty02 4 months ago
dammmmmmm yoouuuuu new i phoneeeeee........
Charou95 4 months ago
I can't reply to comments on my phone but, I agree with xSugarNomsx
tehehahalol1 4 months ago
Don't know why, but Toby's lookin' extra cute today c:
xSugarNomsx 4 months ago
A wild meeting appeared!
Tobuscus used lisp! It's super effective!
DIOMdude 4 months ago
acho aliteration
afresh2death23 4 months ago
No subscribe??? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Typhon144 4 months ago
Damnit! I didn't sneeze!
Iambenjoz 4 months ago
You could use Zazzle to make the cases :D
UNIT534 4 months ago
I've never had an Iphone :)
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