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  • You always ramble

  • 5:35 DOVBUSCUS

  • I almost sneezed... :(

  • L7st m5y

  • Toby's a professional rambler

  • i tried to force a sneeze and i ended up yawning :[

  • How do you get a shirt? :D

  • Toby's got a Dragon Shout goin' on!

  • 5:35 - 5:38 is my favorite part XDDD I can't stop laughing so hard!!

  • Thumbs up if you have never sneezed in a TobyTurner vid.

  • I want a shirt! :D

  • lol i keep seeing "VAMPIRE PANDA!" on the right in related videos

  • U DIDN'T GO, BADADUDUDUDUDUDUDOOO SUBSCRIBE!

  • Who else jumped wen he screemed

  • lol off the chain hilarious

  • 1:42 HANGING from your REAR VIEW DANGLY!? Oh NO! THAT MENTAL IMAGE has been FOREVER BURNED in my BRAIN!!!

  • @124simran well... um... ok? i guess?

  • Thumbs up if you high fived him :)

  • :( why do i never sneeze during these vids..

    if i think about it, it's been weeks since i last sneezed. hmm, very precarious!

  • @124simran ok look at my username.... now look at the top comment usename...

  • stop being soo negative giiirl

  • my comment is currently a top comment on a toby turner vid!! :D i have outdone my purpose to live!!!!

  • i an infinitely jealous of that girl. :c also my middle school colours were red, black, and white. w00t.

  • steven doesn't need sleep!!!!

  • I love how serious you sound when you talk about the clay iPhone :)

  • Anyone find it yet? Haha

  • lol i just shook some pepper all over my face to sneze XD

  • U forgot the dodo dodo subscribe...

  • iStone...B.C

  • i SNEEEEEEZED! after 575 videos i fiinally sneezed <3

  • Tobuscus is the only blogger worth watching :)

  • LMAO "Hey shout out AHH!!"

  • I'm from american fork, our mascot is the caveman and our school colors are BLACK, RED, and WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!! o my life just got so much better "Devine intervention"

  • for me its a uPhone

  • What if you had like an evil twin who took over youtube ...... the world would never be the same !!!!!

  • thumbs up if you tried to high five him :D

  • 5:36

  • ever thought about running for president?

  • I gave the screen a high five when he said 'That's off the chain." I really did. I found it HYSTERICAL :D

  • Toby i really want to send you some stuff but i dont know how

  • Sleepy little buscus

  • For tobuscus rap hold 2!

  • I hi-5ed my laptop camera! So who else hi-5ed tobuscus!

  • Hold 1 it sounds like a squirrel eating a nut

  • Press 3 for yesss

  • I want one of those tobuscus chains

  • press 2. does that make sense hun w fru the worly danglyng???

  • Pie

  • holy crap tobby i live in iowa to like that gril exsept im not a red neck hillbilly farmer im a city person

  • i am going to attempt to make a pot of darkness redness and whiteness

    wish me luck :D

  • Did anyone else notice he skipped the jingle at the end?

  • I <3 Toby!! :D

  • pause on 5 seconds.... or anywhere

  • sexy hair. thats all.

  • Thank you for blessing me now i will never be damned

  • OMG lmao "hey shout out AHH!"

  • OMG I WATCHED RED IT WAS AWESOME!!!! =D

  • lol "I didnt see anything protruding*realizes its not aproprio and coughs*" lol

  • i don't think i can watch another toby video after paranormal activity 3 :(

  • make darkness then redness then whiteness iPhone cases!!!

  • tshirt? :)

  • i have those same food erasers :)

  • his rearview dangly...

    

  • I had to watch that shoutout again.

  • Dang u can ramble on forever sir!

  • WooT I finaly sneezed during a vid xD

  • t-shirt plz

  • omg!!! i finally sneezed during a toby turner vid!!!!!! my life is now complete!

  • @dhorrorpt

    I am not even kidding, I sneezed 7 times during one. Hahaha.

  • @twilight4evr7 lol! so funny it makes you sneeze lol

  • i would need a shirt...

  •  you made me cry

    of laughter;]

  • @thatsbunk99 GUUURL,* He is hot, especially in his FLAMING FRIDAY shirt! :D

  • @thatsbunk99 STARTED? guru

  • I'd love to get a third persons perspective of an in car lazy blog.. "Look, dear, that loony in the car is talking to himself" :D

  • audience- WUH?!?

  • iStone...

  • thumbs up if you have been with toby since the beginning =D toby i have been ur fan since tha beginnin now u have a gamestop commercial,spelling?,

  • @robloxmuanddual yes And I as an audience member can not be happier for him!!

  • toby, i feel sorry for you. youre the only person in the world that cant enjoy and be suprised by your videos..... cuz u made them...

  • Do you know how illegal it is to steal from a museum?!

    *looks around for cops*

  • They probably found that in Land Of The Lost.

  • You sound different... Not good :(

  • THAT NETFLIX THING IS TEARING ME APAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTT!!!! GAAAAAAAHHH

  • CHEESE!

  • some day toby just has to wear a white hat, a red t-shirt, a pair of black trousers and shoes with all the three colors...

  • I H5'ED YOUR FACE!

  • iPHONE UPGRADE FAIL!

  • uploaded the day before my birthday? awesome hahaha

  • dam not availalbe in australia netflix

  • Did anyone find the video where's he's wearing a Ninja Turtles shirt?

  • Gonna call you, NoHo Valley Boy

  • TOBUSCUS ADVENTURES = Most awesome thing I've ever seen. The only thing that could be more awesome is if you featured sxephil in one.

  • I LOVE your animated series (should I say series even though there is just one so far? I will anyways because it will be more episodes, right?)

    If you need extra ideas, i can give a tons of random things I dream up. :)

  • you forgot the badadododo subscribe!! D:

  • Toby did a Voice Attack!!!!!

  • it's pronounced "bidness"

  • if this wasnt toby it would get banned

    

  • i finally sneezed during a Toby Turner video!!!

  • Has anyone else started thinking that Toby is Sexy?....just me...?

  • @thatsbunk99 Nope. It's not just you.

  • Putting two words together into one is called creating a portmanteau.

  • I finally sneezed during a video xD

  • TOBY subbed to my channel :D:D:D!!!

  • I love how he can shit talk and make it sound so believable AH such a crack up lol <3

  • Just bought a Tobusus shirt!

  • Post these videos earlier!

  • i don't think toby is a feminine name... it makes me think of a puppy. a boy puppy.

  • iPhone 4S ruins everything!!

  • Thumbs up of you think Toby should do a whole lazy vlog in his lisp (:

  • I AM ALSO WEARING MY RED TOBUSCUS SHIRT!!

  • I love how Toby decks himself out in his own swag. XD

  • making a vlog, and driving. Only gods and tobuscus have this skill.

  • @ktmmxer131 lol nevermind, the seatbelt threw me off with the moving peeps in the background. hes sitting in a parking lot :/

  • i think u are hilarious but this video was soo long it lost my attention.. im back now no worries

  • did anyone else have to rewind the video just to make sure there really was a kid with a transformer shirt

  • how do they connect that to a computer ? if it was back then ? oh please dont tell me is a stone agian.

  • i miss the intro of darkness then redness then whiteness

  • WHAT!?!? TOBY?!?! You didn't do Ba da do do do do do do DO Subscribe!?

  • Toby why do you make such awesome videos its making me to happy =D

  • I'm starting to think Gay-Buscus is Steven.....

  • @sammeadenUK doesn't he prefer Gabe-Buscus? :P

    

  • @Tusks32 gabuscus

  • @sammeadenUK gabuscus

  • @sammeadenUK its not gaybuscus its gabuscus

  • @sammeadenUK remember its gabe-uscus

  • OOhhh it'd Gabebuscus!! I thought you were saying Gaybuscus and i was like like ahahaha...... ok...

  • were the sign as a chain ;)

  • the darkness redness whiteness is messed up? fml):

  • Darkness at the crotch lol

  • The darkness works if you put your whole palm over the lens (and then slide over to your finger for redness).

  • toby should make a video of him usin siri

  • I BROKE MY SCREEN

  • I love flaming friday!

  • I would totally make something cool for Toby but unfortunately I have no epicocity in that area... Sadtimes :(

    P.S I love you Toby Tobuscus Turner

    Achooo alliteration ;)

  • Yes, Toby. Coconuts grow on pine trees.

  • OFF THE CHAIN AW YEEE /totally didn't actually high-five the screen because that would be lame hahahaaa

  • AGHH, I sneezed and hurt myself! x(

  • I really love your shoutouts!

  • /watch?v=LZ36CKAl9vU

  • /watch?v=LZ36CKAl9vU

  • :D

  • Dang, apple should use GEICO's slogan.

    "It's so easy, a caveman can do it!"

  • I like your gum

  • even cavemen had iphones... i really need to get with the times O_o

  • @hahalolemily they also had rolex's which transitioned into the wheel hence the rolling LOL

  • Your the only youtuber who i enjoy watching their vlogs usually they are annoying or uninteresting. Yours are top notch my friend.

  • They just started seeing the A.C commercials, and was like "HEY THAT'S LITERAL COMMERCIALS!".

  • High Five Toby.

    YEA

  • The firey volcanoes of hell rival Toby's awesomeness. He is a magnificent subject of God. If he was any more awesome and funny he would be both God's and Satan's leaders but unfortunately they teamed up and threw the only person who could rule Earth among his subjects(thats Toby by the way)

  • i want a shirt

  • NO HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT RUN!!!! and then after all the running, give me a shirt

  • I play with the iClay =D

  • how do you enter to win a t shirt?

  • @ilikestarwars473 just like/comment :)

  • TOBUSCUS simple ! :D

  • OMG!! My name is Casey and I am from Iowa!!!!! Thanks Kacy!!

  • hheey, shoutout. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    XD i lol'd so hard

  • 0:08 Very , I Guess

  • GIMMEH GIMMEH SHIRT SHIRT

    

  • I had to take a test on friday with made up words like nibt nu and all these weird words then i was like wait how is this going to help me? what was the point of this test?! O_o

  • who paused the video when toby gave a highfive to highfive him back!

  • @oottje444 i think thats why steven killed steve jobs

  • dammmmmmm yoouuuuu new i phoneeeeee........

  • I can't reply to comments on my phone but, I agree with xSugarNomsx

  • Don't know why, but Toby's lookin' extra cute today c:

  • A wild meeting appeared!

    Tobuscus used lisp! It's super effective!

  • acho aliteration

  • No subscribe??? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo!!!!!!!!!!

  • Damnit! I didn't sneeze!

  • You could use Zazzle to make the cases :D

  • I've never had an Iphone :)