The beautiful thing about these two religions: They do not at all contradict each other! Personally, I really like the 'happy family' theory. Two great gods living happily ever after. That's something you don't find in ny other religion. In the name of Fettucine Alfredo. RAmen.
Well, I'm embarrassed to say that I still need to mail out the spaghettios :(
I don't feel right offering another test until I mail out the cans of pasta from the last one. The problem is, the addresses are totally buried in my PM messages and I have several thousand of those.
But alas, the Pissing Storm Cloud of Justice states that the Flying Spaggheti Monster is not but a myth, and therefore all should grovel at the feet--do clouds have feet?--of the one true almighty. And He also states that there is only one true word. And that word is "Monster", for it is the name of the best energy drink, ever. And it is because of His constant intake of that very energy drink, that He perpetually pisses. Fear the Pissing Storm Cloud of Justice!
a thousand trillon years before the time of men began,in the dawning of the universe in an invisible land, lived the most beautiful unicorn than no one ever saw, with the power roughly equal to a couple hundred sharks
SHE RIDES, OH SHE RIDES
in the age before a hundred years, before the age began, lived a bieng with a power ofver every mortal man in the sky above a mountain and a miget and a tree, high above a beer volcano and a stripper factory
The first prize contains meatballs. I'm vegetarian. How are we supposed to advance the cause of atheism with such scant regard for vegetarians? Honestly, you guys. If I were awarding first prize it would be a can of spaghetti with some soya protein or something like that.
Yes, you're quite right. Holy are the FSM and the IPU. I repent of my sin of doubt. I have seen the light. Also I don't want to get tangled up in strands of spaghetti or trampled by horse hooves. You might even get me to eat a bacon sandwich!
THE FSM will fall, I will feast on him while making hawaiian pizza.
tictactoechicken123 1 year ago
YES you picked the right one. What a great song--and great drawings.....
lsfein 2 years ago
Damn you really did pick the wrong video...
:(
That song nearly ripped my ears off.
HitMeWithIt 2 years ago
all hail his noodly appendage
rAmen
javixm 2 years ago 2
The beautiful thing about these two religions: They do not at all contradict each other! Personally, I really like the 'happy family' theory. Two great gods living happily ever after. That's something you don't find in ny other religion. In the name of Fettucine Alfredo. RAmen.
PandoraRaynolds 2 years ago 2
LOL, I already have the winner's video in my favorites! It is good.
sparklingcolors 3 years ago 2
Woah, i didn't know this video was ever made until now.
xinjinbei 3 years ago
Lol, that's funny. I didn't know about any of this until now ._.
Paomnnehal 3 years ago
Have you thought about doing a 2008 competion? You could throw in Russell's tea pot for fun. Ramen...
olivetreewoman 3 years ago
Well, I'm embarrassed to say that I still need to mail out the spaghettios :(
I don't feel right offering another test until I mail out the cans of pasta from the last one. The problem is, the addresses are totally buried in my PM messages and I have several thousand of those.
imrational 3 years ago
RAmen
ChainbladeVideos 3 years ago
ramen to all
the fsm shall smile upon the believers of the one true word
ramen
prsshred39 3 years ago 2
But alas, the Pissing Storm Cloud of Justice states that the Flying Spaggheti Monster is not but a myth, and therefore all should grovel at the feet--do clouds have feet?--of the one true almighty. And He also states that there is only one true word. And that word is "Monster", for it is the name of the best energy drink, ever. And it is because of His constant intake of that very energy drink, that He perpetually pisses. Fear the Pissing Storm Cloud of Justice!
Serdones 3 years ago
Can of spahgettios with meatballs?! Epic fail. Besides,the hard work put into it,they deserve a better award. I mean...SPAGHETIOS?!
AAAAAAAAAA42 3 years ago
Spaghettio's? You're knocking Spaghettio's?!?
Don't make me ban you!
What happened to you that you lost all sense of taste? You think that the glorious pasta and meat product that is Spaghettio's isn't any good?
I suppose you like that Chef-Boyardee character. You know he's a fascist right?
imrational 3 years ago
Hey, someone needs to create a version with Eris involved, the Discordian goddess. Eris Vs IPU VS FSM. Eris needs some love, too!
CommonOddity 3 years ago
Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHHH) FTW!
xZakLix 4 years ago
Looks like my next door neighbor
weare182 4 years ago
those poor meatball-less winners... i weep for them!
me on the other hand, i would have given EVERYONE an invisible muted talking pencil!
cinloykko 4 years ago 2
HE FLIEES!! OOH!! HE FLIEES!!
0sukilia0 4 years ago 7
RAmen
mortemdei 4 years ago
An excellent winner...love that song so much...
"On a hill above the galaxy on the dark side of the sun"...love that part....
ayolark 4 years ago
i believe in the floating suicidal tangerine where is that video???
tiatanbwl 4 years ago
lm fao i love the winnr that ones my second fav i like the one was the one by mysteriusinternaut or however u spell it. haha it was good.
ragamuffinpie 4 years ago
a thousand trillon years before the time of men began,in the dawning of the universe in an invisible land, lived the most beautiful unicorn than no one ever saw, with the power roughly equal to a couple hundred sharks
SHE RIDES, OH SHE RIDES
in the age before a hundred years, before the age began, lived a bieng with a power ofver every mortal man in the sky above a mountain and a miget and a tree, high above a beer volcano and a stripper factory
HE FLIES OF HE FLIES
wookawokkadoodooyeah 4 years ago 2
RAmen
MirokuKazekage 4 years ago 2
Now -this- is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, no doubt about it. Chuck Norris has nothing on the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Nuh-uh-uh. BD
966th 4 years ago 4
I'm disgusted. Absolutely disgusted.
The first prize contains meatballs. I'm vegetarian. How are we supposed to advance the cause of atheism with such scant regard for vegetarians? Honestly, you guys. If I were awarding first prize it would be a can of spaghetti with some soya protein or something like that.
I'll pray for you.
gordonliv 4 years ago
ATHEISM?!? You do realize that this involved a battle between GODS, right?
imrational 4 years ago
Yes, you're quite right. Holy are the FSM and the IPU. I repent of my sin of doubt. I have seen the light. Also I don't want to get tangled up in strands of spaghetti or trampled by horse hooves. You might even get me to eat a bacon sandwich!
gordonliv 4 years ago
lol the winner deserved it, they were all good, but the winners video was ridiculously good.
johnmicstring 4 years ago
I think the 2nd place person should get together with the winner and combine the awesome animation skills and awesome song into one.
Reminiscent of Tenacious D.
Mjhavok 4 years ago
I think the winning video deserves to be remade using high quality sound and animation. Think we could round up support for that?
DayfallKat 4 years ago
Well you have my vote. I would love to see this in the Heavy Metal animation style.
JanisChambers 4 years ago
Winner was by far the best. "And no one could see 'Y'" I was rolling.
michamus 4 years ago
YARGH!!!!! Good stuff me hearties
rozeboosje 4 years ago
Well deserved winner. Congrats :)
askegg 4 years ago
How about some links to the entrys?
ShrikeofHyperion 4 years ago
Theyre at the top left in a play list, check em out.
"Oh he flies, Oh she rides"
mathomasdesign 4 years ago
I actually hadn't seen the winner's video yet... it was hilarious! His is a well deserved can of spaghettios. :)
christyell 4 years ago
Wow, cool stuff.
DeletedDelusion 4 years ago
its about time and i was going to do one to but i guess i just forget to do it.
zzbullan 4 years ago