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  • It is rather annoying how whenever he shoe horns in a swear word the croud freaks out.

  • Profanity is a creation of human beings, art is the universe, there's no comparison. Regardless of what kind of language this kid used, he put those words together to make something amazing and real.

  • ut-oh potty mouth.

  • I love this(:

  • I don't get this

  • I'm 13 :)

  • WOW

  • This is really good and funny

  • wow

    

  • It is spectacular that such a young kid can say aloud what everybody else is too afraid or embarrassed to even think about.

  • Tourette's level over9000. Love it.

  • This is just wrong... I'd never let my kid talk like that, they should all be ashamed

    

  • @lmetayer74 You can go fuck yourself. This child has a talent that you wouldn't even have if YOU TRIED. I bet that even if you could, you wouldn't even be NEAR how incredible this kid is.

  • @566223564 No thanks I don't have to go do that to myself! And further more I am actually a published writer. I don't have to digress into horrible language to express myself. I use my intelligence instead of ignorance like you and this poor child.

  • @lmetayer74 Good for you. I really could give less of a fuck that you were a writer, but either way; I really wouldn't enjoy anything you wrote.

  • damn what a mouth

  • @babyXOXboo he has tourettes....smh

  • @MemoryStyles does tourettes make you talk about masturbating and jizzing on ur parents??? Or say that ur parents are smacking you around?.... I'm just sayin.

  • @babyXOXboo Well i dont think he meant jizz on the bedbugs, parents, kids, teachers and paerents like actualy jizzing on them. More like jizz on what they say like ehmm well how do i explain this like basicly dont give a fuck about them i think. Hope you understood what i was trying to say there

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  • bars. Lol

  • This kid is fuckin awesome!!

  • @kmalters1 it was a joke calm down

  • dumb ass

  • Poetry is poetry, you're allowed to express yourself in any way you want....it doesn't matter if he's 13 or 30 he said an awesome poem....and fyi kids at that age curse just as bad as adults.

  • white kids always getting away with cursing

  • @Muneebahable LMBO

  • HOLY FUCK

  • 13!? No way!

  • i jizz all on ALL of them? thats a lot of jizz my friend...

  • hia voice reminds me of WATSKY lol

  • @dcduclayan  Such a sad world we live in with people who only take things literally and no perception of somebody's craft. Do you really think the poem is about jizzing literally in your parents' face?

  • That was ill as fuck.

  • Sad how all of you guys are actually ENCOURAGING this kind of behavior in a child. What kind of a world do we live in now that 13 year old kids can talk about jizzing in their parents face and the audience starts praising the kid? Such a sad world we live in

  • kid needs to watch his mouth

  • I'm wowed. I'm gonna go...hide...and stop reading at our school poetry readings...cuz I just got my ass handed to me by a kid. ~owned and amazed~

  • epic

  • 0:33

    

  • awesome. just plain awesome.

  • im sure his mother's proud....

  • HOLY FUCK I LOVE THIS GUY

  • What a mouth on this kid! :D

  • great poem but the end was a bit omg he is only 13! I don't want to know about kids wanking wtf.

  • Creepy poem...didn't enjoy it much

  • Dang.. Fowl language for such a small child

  • Holy shit, lol he's amazing.

  • lol wtf this is amazing and crazy

  • This should have so many more views.

  • Blister in the Sun is such a perfect way to end this awesome poem!!!

  • Haha! Man, this kid is the shit!

  • Lol that was good

  • Plus he's not a child he's a teenager and a person just like you and me. Age is nothing but a number so all of you older people need to stop looking at it that way.

  • I'm 13 too you knwo and this kid has a point. I may be a girl and all and I don't play with myself. But yea he has a point parents are always saying don't make the bed bugs bite and crap but what does that do. It does absolutely nothing. The world is fucked up just like he said whatever it is you have to do in life is what you have to do. His feelings is his so stop hating. People of or around his age would understand. Older people look at it as innapropriate and shit but is it really.

  • @icygirl727 I am 1 year older than him, and I say this is trash. My favorite slam poet, Shane Koyczan, also handles the subject of how messed up the world is. The diference is that a GOOD poet does it without whining and using a plethora of unnessecary curses.

  • @Samoopy where do we hear you?

  • @Samoopy well the cursing shows power in how strongly he feels about what he's saying; he's expressing himself, isn't that what poetry is? Shane Koyczan is brilliant though.

  • @Samoopy A good poet understands that all words have value.

  • @Samoopy Especially the word, "fuck."

  • The second a poet uses the f-word, the lose part of my respect. When a 13-year-old uses more than 15 explicative words. My view of this person is lower than any other person I have seen. I will not apologize what what I believe. Thanks for asking!

  • this is seriously one of the most amazing things ever. his public speaking skills are just absolutely fantastic, makes me wish i had the courage, ability, and parental agreement to do this!

  • AWESOME!!

    Creativity has no age....

  • This is absolutely awful. I don't care how old the kid is, his poem lacked any meaning. It was a combination of typical teenage parent-hatred, typical teenage angst, and the kid's misconception that rhyming makes a poem good. Here, I've got an appropriate Nietzsche quote "The poet presents his thoughts festively, on the carriage of rhythm: usually because they could not walk."

  • @SuperCrossie I agree.

  • @SuperCrossie Art is Subjective.

  • @BKL8008 it's America and we have freedom of speech no matter our age or condition. I jumped after this was over from shock. Both his language and emotion shocked me but it was GORGEOUS!!! my parents kill me if I cuss in home but if I write poetry they don't give a damn.

  • Ok my last post to u jerks to stop teaming up on me....... ITS AMERICA AND WE HAVE WOMENS SUFFRAGE AND FREEDOM OF SPEECH!! I intend to use it to my full abilities.

  • @Geeky0Girly, I don't know why you're freaking out. They didn't specify that comment to you. They were telling everyone who was saying that stuff that he has the right to express himself, whether or not someone disapproves of it. So really? Why are *you* yelling at them? They didn't do anything wrong. They were just stating their opinion.

  • @cynthiadickey I don't know why you are yelling at me. I was NOT denying him his rights to be a free wild Poet. I was just astonished that my age group could talk like that and not get FUCKING grounded. So you know I don't give a damn about anything except poetry and the slam, so I will not go away because I never said I didn't want to hear it.

  • Ok I was not denying him any rights to be free and wild! I don't know why you are yelling at me!!! If I was even like that for some fucking poetry my dad would kick my ass.

  • I have two teenage boys--one about this kid's age. If either of them spoke like that in my house, I'd come down on them like a load of bricks. However, if either of them spoke like that on a stage for poets, I don't think I could be prouder. Growing up is often not about learning right and wrong, but about learning when and where.

    Even though it's been almost 30 yrs, I remember 13. I could try the rest of my life and not describe it better than this young man did.

  • It is POETRY...the one rule in poetry...is THERE ARE NO RULES IN POETRY! It is PURE, RAW EMOTIONS...expressed aloud...If they are HIS emotions, they are HIS and it is not up to you or I or anyone else to tell him they are IRRELEVANT or WRONG...HE is the only one who has had to live in his skin...If you did not want to hear what he has to say...then go away...but do NOT deny him the right to his human experience.

  • The point of the poem was that parents are always trying to shield him from danger and growing up, when it never works. He will eventually grow up and it will be for naught, as he has already realized, their is a lot of crap going on in the world his parents never told him about. So him using cuss words is used as symbolism for the crap, and how his parents always said they were 'evil' but he has since realized they were bs'ing.

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  • How is he allowed to talk like this

  • lmao i honestly dont understand what just happened...XD

  • haa this was so funny

  • Did you know that your brain stores cuss words in the Limbic system, it stores it in a similar way as emotions. Cuss words in reality are just like emotions. Saying fuck aloud is similar to crying or screaming out in frustration, it's beautiful...This is art.

  • @BKL8008 the name of this piece is "tourettes without regrets". He's smarter than you, and you are mad about it.

  • @evantaylorthompson - Did I say a single word about him having a Tourettes? No. That's OK if you don't get it. This is precisely what's wrong with Society today.

  • That. Sucked. Hard.

  • And all you get is a ugly ass HOE! lmao...

  • HOLY SHIT! THIS KID FUCKIN ROCKED THAT! I Give you mad props, kid. Well played sir. Well fuckin played.

  • So the kid is encouraged and rewarded for standing on a stage spouting profanity? Sad...

  • @BKL8008 no, the kid is encouraged to get on stage and pour out his feelings in front of a crowd, and ill tell ya son, that is some scary shit... i think ur jealous that his balls haven't even dropped and yet there 10 times bigger than yours...

  • @CalokThaRipper - He could be encouraged to do all these things without shouting profanity all over the place. Tourettes or not, it's uncalled for. It's irrelevant, and not the point. Then he gets encouragement from people like you who turn to simply insulting others they don't even know. Do you think you might be able to carry on civilized discussion about child-rearing without hurling insults? Somehow I doubt it.

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  • @BKL8008 Hmmm I thought you said to not insult people that one doesn't know? You seem to not mind it very much. If this kid didn't cuss there would be so much less emotion in the piece.

  • Oh wow! I am speech less.

  • oh shit

    

  • This poem is crap. I'm sorry, but a kid bitching about life as a 13 year old doesn't belong in a medium where people make legitimate and meaningful points. Also, to be perfectly honest, that line about kids not knowing shit is true, because kids DON'T know shit. (I'm 14)

  • @Samoopy A kid can know so much more than an adult, it all depends on what they know, where they've been, what they've seen. You may just not know shit, but I don't think you should talk for all the other kids out there.

  • @Samoopy Agreed with Afinemystery, just because you don't know shit doesn't mean nobody else does. Noah IS making a legitimate and meaningful point. He's writing the poetry that he loves to write and he's making people laugh, that's very meaningful.

  • @Samoopy Kids not how shitty it is being a kid. The end.

  • @Samoopy Some kids don't know shit, some kids know more than any politician. It proves you don't know anything because you can't see how this poem can apply to everybody and not 13 year old kids.

  • @canuckfanatic Oh right cause i think we can all relate to jizzing on on our parents

  • eewww

  • Wow, a 13 year old swearing that much is completely unnecessary to get your point across.

  • I don't like slam poetry, but... he's rather good lol. I'm not completely ok with all the cussing and stuff, but he makes a point I guess. I like him <3

  • Well damn

  • He sounds like a Black woman

  • I love it.

  • GODDAMN KID!!!!111

  • "But you don't know shit, kuz your just a kid." I remember that feeling...

  • Holy fuck kid!

    "You jizz on your parents!"

    I couldn't stop laughing!!! XD

  • I think this kid is brilliant. His whole message is that the way things are is fucked up, and what's more fucked up than a kid cussing like a sailor! You think it's wrong for the kid to swear? Do something about it. Get a fucking napkin and wipe the stank ass pudding stain off the world.

  • like... but what the hell? that was different

  • wow 

  • what is my life anymore

  • Brilliance pure brilliance

  • wow. he is so great.

  • lmao. somethings wrong with this kid

  • holy crap !  -RubytheRiot

  • hello ppl its called tourettes without regrets so that lets you know right there that explicit content lies within! i loved it! wow for a 13 year old that was beyond brilliant.

  • this kid cusses too much and says too many sexual things. -.- got bars, but too much.

  • rhymes and is rhythmic. Funny too. Kid like a cantelope in his 'meloncholy' bed. Woke me up.

  • He's WIIISSEE

    

  • FUCKING AMAZING !!!! I LOVED EVERY WORD OF THIS !!!!!

  • this is fuckin beautiful man

  • Not a fan .. very inappropriate for a CHILD his age.. yes he is still just a CHILD!!

  • @jassu1002 i agree, no wonder the society is going to the dogs because ppl ignore the fact that he is just a child and they laugh.....ridiculous!!!

  • @jassu1002 this poem's awesome because it brings out everyone's underlying biases and beliefs specifically about sex, children, masturbation, swearing. He's young but he's obviously in many ways aware and more open than many adults. I would say generally most adults are more afraid of themselves than this young man and that's the brilliance that he exposes. Masturbate away, lol.

  • Celebrating this strikes me as akin to the use of pre-mature sexual activity as a means of entertaining bored workers in Aldous Huxley's Brave New World. This is what we do with sexuality? We turn it into a pasttime and rebellion? Does it have any other value?

  • I can't pick my jaw up.

  • THIS SHIT IS NOT OKAY. I SAY THIS STUFF BUT NOT INFRONT OF OLD PEOPLE.

  • o.O

  • I got to 0:36 and favorited . I wonder what took me so long.

  • I like how he looks all pissed off when people cut him off with applause.

  • Just jerk off, you didn't have to write a whole speech about it, sheshhh.

  • well the truth is inappropriate at times, but doesnt mean we gotta sugar coat it. to some the language is offensive but in this day and age where do you not hear swearing?

  • they where showing random poems froms youtube and this one came up everyone was cracking up

  • wow that was the funniest thing i've ever seen.. awesomeness

  • and then the teacher said use a fucking napkin i love this kid he is my freaking hero

  • im in love with this boy XD

  • I didn't like this... at all, it's inappropriate for a child this age.

  • @Callumf some kids just think i with more depth its nice to see a kid that doesnt care about wether its age appropriate that what he wanted his poem to say so thats the way he made it i get looked down apon because of my taste in art and books "your only 13 why read lolia, to kill a mocking bird, lord of the flies its not age appropriate or why would you paint something like that your only a kid you shouldnt know you shouldnt know you shouldnt know but i do know and dont regret it

  • @Callumf Not every single child should be a brainwashed herp derp machine. The world is shit, they need to get used to it.

  • Fuck yeah

  • WOw! this kid seems to use profanity a lot to get his point across without the realization that the appropriate word dictionary and a thesaurus is just as adequate. The use of profanity doesn't make your words easier to swallow but provide an unwanted crunch when going down kid. Words are beautiful when chosen correctly and a symphony when stringed together in perfect harmony however acting outside of one's age is a cacophony. Look back on this years from now and be an example of uniqueness :D

  • This kid's awesome...I wonder if gwatsky has heard this

  • Wow tht kid has issues

  • lmao! electric!

  • holy shit

    

  • I wouldn't shake his hand at the end.

  • Damn this kid is amazing

  • fuck yeah.

  • Shut up about the cussing!Now even you're putting freakin fences up in creativity?! God, just when i thought there was nothing else people could piss on."Be creative, but not TOO creative. Only use words that are 'acceptable'." Whoever is offended, there is no age requirement for words to be used.He kicked some major ass and it wouldn’t have the same fire had he made it more ‘appropriate’ to placate all of you who think it’s bad to use ALL the words we have at our disposal.Good job kid.Rock on.

  • who is that fucking kid omg. amazing

  • I'm not angered by the cussing so much as the defiant tone from such a little kid. More and more I think slam is only capable of defiance...

  • This poet inspired me to take up poetry. I am so thankful!

  • @thefilthyhypocrite sating easy doing not so easy

  • @thefilthyhypocrite that is funny crap

  • umm. Whoa. That was good but... whoa. Gotta let that sink in- it's still reeling in my head XD

  • Lolololololol, why do you think this kid's too young to swear? I've heard 9 year olds say "cunt," they don't give a fuck and neither should you. As far as I'm concerned, words are words and are still a part of the English language; there's a huge difference between saying "jerk" and "asshole." In most cases you will need to swear in order to get your point across anyway - otherwise you come off as elementary and immature. Swearing grabs people's attentions; isn't that the whole point of slam?

  • wow, bad ass poem about jacking off in bed.

    love it

  • Lol, I agree that a kid as young as that shouldn't be cussing, but slam poetry IS about expressing yourself...and when you cuss it does add some empathizes to what your trying to say. Perhaps this generation of teens are more careless about what they say, though I know (being a teenager myself), that when I need to get my feelings across to someone cussing is not always the trashy way to go about it.

  • ummmm ..... Yo why must a "13" YEAR OLD KID cuss so much!! and the grown people are sitting there in applause! Oh no but if the tables where reversed and it was their kid up there i bet it would be a whole new story... Im 17 years old and i wouldnt dare have the courage to fix my mouth and form my words to EVER use profanity in front of an adult because i have TOO MUCH RESPECT! *sigh* What has our society come to.....

  • @GhettoRed4sho remember that this kid has tourettes and one of the effects of it is swearing often so don't blame the kid

  • @robertjm194 Tourettes Without Regrets isn't about people with tourettes, It's a show for slam poetry and other performances. Also, only about 7% of people with tourettes have the cussing issue, it's not really a common side effect.

  • @robertjm194 haha, maybe you should google "Tourettes Without Regrets" before you comment...it has nothing to do with having the disease...

  • @GhettoRed4sho Grow the fuck up...

  • @GhettoRed4sho the funny thing is, that your outlook is what's wrong with society...get over yourself.

  • @GhettoRed4sho itss POETRY.!! lol, i understand where u comin from but in a poets eyes, if they must cuss, then so be it, yess i know he 13, but he is expressing himself, and if anyone would of had a problem with hym cussin then he wudnt of had a PERFCT 10 as his score.

  • @GhettoRed4sho Really?...

  • That was fuckin awesome!!!! But when I first turned it on it sounded like it was a girl... Not tryin to be mean!

  • Better than some adult slam poets (:

  • This kid is amazingly awesome!

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