Peter De Simone is old people code for let's have fun with this patsy. L.B.J. refered to Lee Oswald in this manner on a few occasions. You probably dialed the number of an old mob bosses wife who was bored.You're lucky to be alive or not in prison.
Yeah... the twist with these is how well this guy tells a not so interesting story. It's almost like, if you had the energy, yet even-keeled demeanor to live like Jerry, you might just have to kill yourself (?). Somehow, he still has the perserverence to get up every day. Remarkable!
So, to you guys below... it is somehow entertaining, anyway. (The music and pictures are the icing.)
now if you started reading this dont stop its really scary!ok send this to five other videos in 143 minutes. when you are done press F6 and your crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters this is weird because it does work. If you break this
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand.
then paste this to 4 other video's, if you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday! But if you read this and did not paste this, then you will have very bad luck and ur dad might lose his job.
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room. Th father said "take the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue. The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
I noticed that a lot of people leave comments like "I don't get it" and "why am I such a shithead?" and creative gems like "lol" and "this has no point" and "why do my earlobes look like nut sacks" to you people I say" carry on."
I talked to an old lady once, I think she was gay or something like that, cause she wasn't turned on by my couch dancing, she said I was fat and disrespectful, and she punched me in the throat I think, cause I think I swallowed my gum.
Very entertained by all six episodes. Yes, I did laugh quite a bit. The best part was reading ALL the comments, they made me laugh the most. When I read the comments, jerry Time was playing and had to pause from the tears in my eyes. I was laughing that much!
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
Whatever that animation is made out of is creepy to me. but somehow I am fascinated when I look at it constantly moving like it does... weird huh? lol
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Learn some proper fucking english fucking retard. And oh yeah, im not fucking hating on skaters I am one so dont use that lame excuse. Type like a fucking normal person.
Well,the other series of Jerry sh*it are much better than this kinda thing...I didn't like it and felt sorta upset 'cuz I expected a funny animation just like the other Jerry sh*its :( :(
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Oh! Now I get you now, Jerry! Your passive-aggresive nature, Jerry, makes you completely unf**kingresponsible for taking the following action: SUCK IT UP AND F***ING DEAL WITH WHAT LIFE THROWS AT YOUR INSTEAD OF BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD FOR YOUR OWN PROBLEMS!!! (Nice try using the Yellow Pages though, Jerry. It shows a degree of effort in the right direction, Jerry.)
Your a moron, ITS A CARTOON!! Jerry isnt real and neither are these stories, stupid. They are for entertainment. Thats why there is a place to submit your stories on the website. Its made by the people who make Jib Jab. You are such an idiot.
I love your videos. They are extremely entertaining commentaries on very common situations that everyone can relate to. They are a joy to watch. You feel like an old friend after the 2nd video.
This looks like an automatic pre-produced program, you can add your own pics and vocals to.
jakobfrederik 3 years ago
What does Peter De Simone mean??
spongebobprincess1 3 years ago
lamo
zoltanf72 3 years ago
this is great
5 out of 5
RapidGeneralX 3 years ago
Jerry is an old lady magnet
nickeloden1111 3 years ago 7
Peter De Simone is old people code for let's have fun with this patsy. L.B.J. refered to Lee Oswald in this manner on a few occasions. You probably dialed the number of an old mob bosses wife who was bored.You're lucky to be alive or not in prison.
Fenceposthead 3 years ago 9
Really?
spongebobprincess1 3 years ago
He has no power, yet still keeps his head up.
You got me interested in the swimming episode(?)
ps- I like 'The Karate Date'.
bubblerings 3 years ago
Yeah... the twist with these is how well this guy tells a not so interesting story. It's almost like, if you had the energy, yet even-keeled demeanor to live like Jerry, you might just have to kill yourself (?). Somehow, he still has the perserverence to get up every day. Remarkable!
So, to you guys below... it is somehow entertaining, anyway. (The music and pictures are the icing.)
bubblerings 3 years ago
The pawn of two little old ladies. How tragic.
MyPersonalVendetta 4 years ago 2
dude like totally
you have issue if you use a yellow page instead of a fricken operater
heartbreakcartoonist 4 years ago
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seenaman99 4 years ago
no jerry your just being a little paranoid, don't worry about it.
1JCitron 4 years ago 3
its not intresting but....u can watch it over agin and agin and u never get tyerd to watch them :D
maxelf12345 4 years ago 2
yeah like...its not realy interesting but I CANT STOP WATCHING!!!! >:D
lilXpeanut 3 years ago
I think its just the pictures and the way the guys voice sounds that make it that way
50GUNOTKILLAH50 3 years ago
Were Did that one go of jerrytime when he is talkkin about going for a swim or sumthin and
yeah i forgot :|
Elliheron 4 years ago
is dat the one when he's skinny dipping and all them girls come in?
hackleback 4 years ago
yeahh hahahahha
Elliheron 4 years ago
man i love this guy!
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then paste this to 4 other video's, if you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday! But if you read this and did not paste this, then you will have very bad luck and ur dad might lose his job.
missesbubblegumz 4 years ago
its really not that entertainsing....but.....i....cant...stop....watching
rocker77789 4 years ago 6
lol me too
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jstreets21 4 years ago
i was the pun of this two old ladies... xD
Murkrust 4 years ago
I don't get it
rtw758 4 years ago
pawn* as in the chess peices that dont really matter :P
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room. Th father said "take the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue. The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand.
unsalted95 4 years ago
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this shit is retarded. yet this is the 4th one ive watched?
atownplaya187 4 years ago
well tis episode ain't tht good but i enjoyed watching it =) keep it up
forsaken108 4 years ago
if u wanna see how they made his face and stuff i saw it somewhere on their site
sodaphobia 4 years ago
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pein111 4 years ago
I bet jerry Had a Huge Phone bill.
mrnicktropolis12 4 years ago
LOL i think thats his real face jus bent up a bit
barrybob32 4 years ago
lmao.. wow hes ugly
j3sxsawxit 4 years ago
u look like my uncle
ganstagrl54 4 years ago
I hope you are not my nephew!?
ewigkase 4 years ago
dont worrie, im not. plus, im a grl
ganstagrl54 4 years ago
well both of my nephew and niece are not old enough to use the internet. It just seemed funny at the time. sorry about the nephew thing.
ewigkase 4 years ago
lool. its fine. plus im 17, so its ok
ganstagrl54 4 years ago
lmfao
soapy931 4 years ago
laughing my floor ass off? wtf? thats wat u wrote..
lypunkdud20 4 years ago
he wrote laughing my fucking ass of
shadow8chief9 4 years ago
lypunkdud20 stfu.. can u comprehend that 1?
j3sxsawxit 4 years ago
yea howd you get floor?
reymysterio4eva26 4 years ago
This guy is funny. He makes everyday events comical.
gjane23 4 years ago
Totally Agree !!
paulenrique 4 years ago
Hilarious! Very original too. My first time seeing "It's Jerry Time"
Zurishaddai8 4 years ago
hope your pc gets well soon.
45ish 4 years ago
IT IS SO GOOD!!! iWANT TO DO THIS!
somersbygirl 4 years ago
This is funny...sometimes i wonder if these Jerrytime vids are real stories because they seem like everyday problems, situations or misfortunes.
danishutubefan 4 years ago
this is so awsome
crissy43130 4 years ago
OMG! Teach me how to do what you r doing!!!!
buonasera3507 4 years ago
I noticed that a lot of people leave comments like "I don't get it" and "why am I such a shithead?" and creative gems like "lol" and "this has no point" and "why do my earlobes look like nut sacks" to you people I say" carry on."
bigleaf62 4 years ago 2
I talked to an old lady once, I think she was gay or something like that, cause she wasn't turned on by my couch dancing, she said I was fat and disrespectful, and she punched me in the throat I think, cause I think I swallowed my gum.
bigleaf62 4 years ago 2
lol, that was cue...
SABRINAJS 4 years ago
this show has no point
googalashkingalong 4 years ago 2
very nice
mlgraphic1 4 years ago
ha ha this show is wierd there was no point to this episode
catsrule345y 4 years ago
wickid old biatches lol :)))
Maija84 4 years ago
LMAOO
CRASSxCLASS 4 years ago
nahh the worst episode
nathrox15 4 years ago
. . . what's the point of this show??
Benlyness 4 years ago 3
loved all of them. keep em coming
juliejo39 4 years ago
Very entertained by all six episodes. Yes, I did laugh quite a bit. The best part was reading ALL the comments, they made me laugh the most. When I read the comments, jerry Time was playing and had to pause from the tears in my eyes. I was laughing that much!
Engle130 4 years ago
GREAT STUFF!!! Very funny, are these real things that happened to you,or are they made up!! Anyway, like your style, keep up the great work!
OakgroveProductions 4 years ago
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theturdmeister 4 years ago
Your a victim of your own making.
godsartistnow 4 years ago
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shit episode
LachmanTF 4 years ago
sux
clynch48 4 years ago
i like these videos but sumthin about his face its just i duhno!!
CHICROCK5 4 years ago
you clearly own!
biggesthitter 4 years ago 2
hes got more funny vids on his site, I love this guys humor
RealLifeDisaster 4 years ago 6
the stories are so boring with absolutely no climax, but they're still funny
seanfeick 4 years ago 4
i like this show, and you sound like a very nice guy. i like you voice.
smaratanaga 4 years ago
YOUR VOICE IS BOOOORRRRING!!!!!!!
harmsxoxo1 4 years ago
That's the point of his story U dumbass. His life is dull but it makes it more intruiging the way he explains then in his tone.
powrofpeace 4 years ago
I love watching your videos.
They're so different, very original,
very cool ;-)
DirtyLittleFreak 4 years ago 4
i think i was just the pawn of these 2 old ladies . ya knOoo ?
jimmyp0 4 years ago
Hah, I love these! The beauty in mundane life. Good animation too. Keep it up!:D
epirawr 4 years ago
<_<
chitownplaya0913 4 years ago
Whatever that animation is made out of is creepy to me. but somehow I am fascinated when I look at it constantly moving like it does... weird huh? lol
ginginnyme 4 years ago
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What a fool you can get a new computer for 300 dollars, why pay 100 to fix an outdated dead computer? You must be a moron
jupiterscastle 4 years ago
That's a fiction.
Lostindasky 4 years ago
I love how you know its an old computer... BTW i can get a new computer for 150$ thnx
Jason2444 4 years ago
that line in the end made this one my favorite
voraciouscow 4 years ago
lolz
ChiefQ8 4 years ago
hahaha! I love this stuff!
jazoni 4 years ago 2
GLret! More, more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shashslash 4 years ago
lol that would creep me out.
Tealtauren 4 years ago
hahaha sooo funnyy 5/5
WierdDane 4 years ago
poor Jerry! XD
Krystall1 4 years ago
very good job... Love all your stories and the your animation style. Keep making more!
oscarlu 4 years ago
"The pawn of these two old ladies" lol! :D
dominokat07 4 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SWEETDEE007 4 years ago
fantastic animation.
aninablue 4 years ago
the chin quiver was awesome! You are so talented
ladalang 4 years ago
that was not funny at all!!! :( other ones are alot better
comrade86 4 years ago
haha. Old ladies
goldengo0dness 4 years ago 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ytv090 4 years ago 3
wow. thats very interesting.
runjumpdie 4 years ago
your a very interesting man Jerry. i love ur stuff :)
dbrens 4 years ago 4
Dude ive seen all your vids. your so cool. i love your scrapebook/paper mashe style
rebelcorpsealpha 4 years ago 3
haha poor jerry, I love it!!
redballyou 4 years ago
i'm peter simone.....naaaaat!
wolfgar45 4 years ago
I guess he just gave up after that, I would too...
FilmChemist 4 years ago 3
hi!
I like these JerryTime videos very much!!!! I'm german and it is so funny to learn understanding english with these videos!!! I give you 5 STARS!!!
GO ON WITH THESE VIDEOS THEY ARE AWESOME!!!!
Kandesbunzler321 4 years ago 4
It looks like you have put alot of effort into the translation but I don't really find it very entertaining.
frederix44 4 years ago
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when u found out u got da rong
number u shouldve called bak to da first
lady and said, FUCK U, U OLD HAG!!!
WeSK8DontH8 4 years ago
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Learn some proper fucking english fucking retard. And oh yeah, im not fucking hating on skaters I am one so dont use that lame excuse. Type like a fucking normal person.
fuccer55505 4 years ago
lol "the pawn of these two old ladies"
sumwhatparanoid 4 years ago
those chicks scammed you Jerry ;)
FellowJello 4 years ago
KEEP up the good work
ratkumchase101 4 years ago
5/5 + subsribed !
this is so original and fresh and all!
kukelz 4 years ago 5
Well,the other series of Jerry sh*it are much better than this kinda thing...I didn't like it and felt sorta upset 'cuz I expected a funny animation just like the other Jerry sh*its :( :(
OmerLee 4 years ago
This is really cute. I dont know why but I love this guy. He's charming in a really strange way.
choloharvey 4 years ago 5
lol little old ladies pulling pranks.
Reitanna 4 years ago
Was the Bush behind you? Interesting clip.
JamJells 4 years ago
Whats that behind you from 1.55 onwards?
hahariens 4 years ago
You rock jerry.
DuremProductions 4 years ago 2
i think this one was my least favorite... but the others are GREAT =D
ollietwsted 4 years ago
lol
f22fighterpilot 4 years ago
i gotta say i liked the landlord video but this one was not very good
frazerdaman 4 years ago
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Oh! Now I get you now, Jerry! Your passive-aggresive nature, Jerry, makes you completely unf**kingresponsible for taking the following action: SUCK IT UP AND F***ING DEAL WITH WHAT LIFE THROWS AT YOUR INSTEAD OF BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD FOR YOUR OWN PROBLEMS!!! (Nice try using the Yellow Pages though, Jerry. It shows a degree of effort in the right direction, Jerry.)
Locomotive8 4 years ago
You're not winning emmys are you?
dhnigga 4 years ago
That message is for locomotive8
dhnigga 4 years ago
Your a moron, ITS A CARTOON!! Jerry isnt real and neither are these stories, stupid. They are for entertainment. Thats why there is a place to submit your stories on the website. Its made by the people who make Jib Jab. You are such an idiot.
BradGrose 4 years ago
These stories are prety much real...and JibJab didn't make them.
itsjerrytime 4 years ago
weird, creepy even but somehow fascinating too. 0_0
ginginnyme 4 years ago
i know i like to hear his voice and his storys
Jet124 4 years ago
I'm working my way through your videos - excellent! I especially like your music; it really fits the videos!
sukatra 4 years ago
lol
jad653112 4 years ago
I love your videos. They are extremely entertaining commentaries on very common situations that everyone can relate to. They are a joy to watch. You feel like an old friend after the 2nd video.
---Ricky Hansing
RickyHansing 4 years ago 3
I LIKE YOUR VIDEOS ALOT!!! good job man!
SHUNT311 4 years ago
These are funny!
sdmd0623 4 years ago
not much american or canadian comedy really hits home with me, but this is great.
brialliant visual style, great pace and very good character development, how can you not like this guy!
paig1 4 years ago 6
what he hell its jerry time is strange and funny but scares me more then makes me laugh
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