Red State Update DENIED by Secret Service

[zrocks2001]

hilarious again

[rookiekf123]

woooooooooooow

[Lingerfoot]

Ron Paul - 2012

[1chichimec1]

I totally disagree with your philosophy! But I do believe that in America, you should have the right to have a press-pass! The corrupt ss is totally out of control! Nazi's!!!

[bhbhbh292]

These guys are such a spoof against the redneck mentality. Hysterical.

[satanismybrother]

i think i just wet myself - you guys should be on the ticket

[UserAlphaOmega]

fuck you guys are awsome

[chrissup19isgay]

are they real?

[monteoner]

haha secret service cant come to our meeting

[johnnybandmember]

This is better than Faux News ...

[nonoproblemo]

The newsmax poll next to this video is bogus. Vote Obama and it says you already voted. Vote McCain as many times as you want. The right...desperate FOX watching fools.

Fair and balanced my ass

[greatvaluemustard]

Weird. I know if the FBI has a file on you, you can place a Freedom of Information Act request and get a copy of it. You might be able to find out why the SS is keeping y'all away.

[send2meez]

When Palin said, "there you go again, pointing to the past" - wasn't she pointing to the past acting like reagan? ? ?

[xtubeinator]

Give 'em what-fer Jackie and Dunlap! Remember, according to Michael Corleone (in the Godfather book) Vito Corleone said it was "ALWAYS PERSONAL"!

[gsenski]

I'm jealous, The Secret Service has never kicked me out of an event...

[onlinefreedomclub]

The CIA and NSA and all those agencies like that are getting too much money. We need a president that will cut their budget.

[vuetube]

SS? SchutzStaffel (bodyguards) Secret Service (bodyguards). The federales who allegedly protect democracy by protecting important politicians, also protect terrorist killers like Arafat & Achmadinijad, escorting them onto our shores, then around our American leaders! But then police and prison guards routinely protect child molesters & murderers, serial killers & rapists from being harmed by victims, their families and other inmates, so you think there is a deeper problem here in our country?

[taichimonkey]

Hey Y'all are faggot librals.fuck freedom. JESUS IS LORD.and president.

thanks

[underdogD]

Hey Jacky and the Dunlap..... Jew guys don't need no stink-een press passes !! I... Manuel-De-La-Ho-Ya will host you from as close as you can get...The circle K across the street from the Curb Center!!! They have chain linked the premises off better than the borders...but I have a cousin who is a coyote amigos...

[republicanboyatheart]

Here Here'

i am indorsing you no matter what

[PhantomSavage]

WHHHHYYYY!!! I mean it's not like you guys got the facial hair of a terrorist or anything!

[RongWrongTV3]

Slaw is Southern, period. So is the stereotype. Mr. Slaw can survive with his own TV show spinoff and various consumer products, perhaps even a line of medical pharmaceuticals.

[CommentorX]

Of course the Secret Service didn't allow RedStateUpdate to have press passes - after all, their videos are da bomb!

[darylofborg]

Vote Jackie Broyles '08

[claerj]

WHYyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????????? : (  Maybe dunlap needs to shave... much less threatening.

[reload50cal]

is that a picture of palin?

[Sylvanmaid]

I agree with those who think Red State Update should drop the Mr. Slaw segments. Otherwise, I think the entire series with Jackie & Dunlap is hysterically funny and I look forward to seeing what those two goobers come up with next.

[darylofborg]

Why Slaw though!!! OH WHY

[Sylvanmaid]

I dunno....he's just too slawful for my tastes. I'd prefer a Tater Salad, but I guess Ron White has an exclusive contract with him so Jackie & Dunlap had to take the leftovers.

[Bosephis1234]

I reckon I better get back down in this slaw then

[jtheman20]

YAY MR. SLAW!!!!!

[opheliadies]

We finally get the Presidential candidates to come here to Mississippi... and McCain tries to cancel it! And now you guys can't come either! That's just unfair! Screw the Secret Service!

[boloboffin]

Old Miss is a great place to issue a joint statement from -- they've got the only legal pot farm in the United States there, guys.

[sunryse1]

Mr. Slaw '08!

[Turkisstory]

I'm the 7,000th Viewer!!!! :D :D :D

[ConalCochran]

good, mr. slaw was in it!

[CMichaelEH]

um, I love Red State Update, but I think Mr Slaw is ridiculously annoying. Blah. Please, please, no more Mr Slaw.

[crushtor]

Mr. Slaw is the best character ever.

Mr. Slaw '08

[grester]

Yeah, the slaw guy is really not that funny.

Now, Potato Salad? that would be hilarious.

[tombstonetom]

Before you go anywhere, you better check to see if Homeland Secuity has put you on the no-fly list.

[takerdust]

Where are all the beer cans??

[todd6126]

Dammit, one scraggly looking beard is enough! Dunlap, stand a little closer to the razor tommorrow morning!!! Yep....

[Meejub]

Mr. Slaw for president.

[Dree5678]

Yeah, I know you're going to be performing at the Belcourt Theater. I know it's in Nashville. Wish I could go!! Stop rubbing it in! By the way, when you two get to the Left Coast let me know. I'm in Sacramento.

[dobos420]

they live in L.A. now where they do their videos. :D

[Dree5678]

I know. What I meant was that they should bring their show to Sacramento, but I do tend to forget that they already live in CA anyway. They're just so dang convincing!

[kenotube]

Mr. Slaw's voice sounds a lot like yours Dunlap. Are you two related?

[gariverpotter]

I would love to stick up for ya'll but messin' with the Secret Service is serious business. You're on your own...

[anythingdammit]

That slaw shit aint funny but the rest is.

[thisfotheasshole1]

all man this is a dissaster ,please say it so JACKIE and dunlap MUST GO

[MCGEE1115]

Fuckin Secret Service.

Damn those Communist Bastards!

[casadyrocks]

I think you mean Fascist Bastards...

[JMBSM61]

get mr slaw some percocet.....he'll be fine.

[obermeier21]

I see Mr. Slaw practices polypharmacy. What happened to good 'ol folk medicine, like put hydrogen peroxide and betadine on everything

that ails ya....

[dave06668]

I don't like that puppet shit.

[todddoom]

Hey I am 1 of the 300 that bought the CD and have realy enjoyed it.

[DrummerDG]

Lol! "Secret Service can't come to ours!" =D

[willyr9]

No, Drummer, but I'll bet DHS can. And will.

[DrummerDG]

Lol, I doubt Jackie and Dunlap are very high on the most wanted hit list. =)

[chamalinecali]

aaahhh you guys are great!Multitask,by all means!Take your rightful place!

[DrBones666]

What? You guys don't like living in fascist Eh?merica? You don't like it when the Gestapo controls you? You're not real Republicans.

[grnxlt]

do you even know what fascist means??

[Alprazolam]

well the Medrol pack (methylprednisolone) explains dunlap's moon-face...

[Vash3OO1]

Unfortunately at ole' miss they are only allowing 3000 press people and 150 students in the debates.

[Damnitscloudy]

i bet it was Joe Biden who denied your passes.

[haterhatermaster]

sorry dudes but no way am i emailing the Secret Service! they would kill me! they can do it legally..

[jstrunck]

Clobetasol! Looks like Mr. Slaw and I have something in common. Oh Lord!

Giv'em Hell!

John

[spicyhamster]

rofl...  poor old mr slaw... bless his heart...

[taoistcowboy123]

What up with dis?

[RustyShacklefordx222]

how the hell do you e-mail the secret sevice?

[Starrman69]

lol, you guys are a hoot!!!

[QuasiEvilScott]

Raise hell boys.  Hope you win.

-Qes

[boonya2]

I predict Mr Slaw will be eaten soon

[frbjeffj]

You know what's really annoying.. ? Watching you fake puff on that cigarette.. If you're not going to smoke it, then don't act like you're soking it.. it looks silly.

[kacpt]

Obama was afraid they would show up with a Bible grasped in one hand and a Hawkens 50cal.musket in the other.

[TheDemonataLeader]

=O That's what happens when you talk with Nader, I guess.

[HEYBUDD]

Why? Because your sarcasm comes too close to the truth sometimes, and truth, has no place in the U.S. political system....anymore.

Also.....I bet the Secret Service WILL be in attendance at your Town Hall....whether you know it or not.

[CrocodileAvoider]

You better watch your mouths boys. I hear they have a few rooms available at Gitmo.

[BoxCubeSquare]

I love Mr Slaw.

[Noyjeetut]

Ditto. I know old people like him.

[Eisenmond]

I bet it was JOE BIDEN who got them DENIED!

[wojosmith]

I always suspected Dunlap of being a secret Pinko commie!!!!!!!! And Jackie is actually a closet liberal in love with Nancy Polosi.

[supercommie]

That really blows. I was looking forward to you covering the debates.

[LittlePinky82]

Maybe it's your archnemesis Joe Biden!! Dum dum dum! Tehe. LOL about the Secret Service. You can Email the Secret Service? Huh. I'm just surprised it doesn't go through to the FBI heh heh. Maybe Jackie and Dunlap have been doing some naughty things they've been keeping secret. ;) LOL about Elizabeth Kucinich and Gravel.

[odysseycash]

Jackie is voting for Obama isn't he?

I've been watching all these and I really think he likes Obama.

[10thmt87]

I think I will call the Secret Service and ask them WTF??? It's not like Jackie and Dunlap are a danger like say Dr. Miguelito Loveless that Agents West and Gordon had so much of a problem with...Heck, they ain't even migets!

[redneckstaggs1988]

Obama doesn't want you guys there. He feels threatened by true Americans!

[DarkDennis1961]

"or the people who play us" hahahahahahahahahahaha

[dwallor]

I liked the "or the people who play us" comment.

[tonyatunez]

I bet the Al Jazeera channel received press passes.

[Yakko77]

McCain wanted to delay the debate, not cancel them BTW. ;)

[kathicII]

If they agree to delay this debate, they may never agree on a new date thus McCain escapes a debate.

[carriefan2009]

he has asked barack to do town meetings all over teh country, barack says no each time. This debate was on foreign policy so why would McCain want to avoid the one he has experience in vs Obama who has none.

They could do 3 debates in 3 days if they had to and there are 40+ days left.

[kathicII]

He would want to avoid it because while McCain has more experience, Obama has better judgment.

Its politics. If Obama agrees to delay the presidential or VP debate, McCain might drag his feet and never do it.

[Yakko77]

The "Bailout" is being passed pretty quick it seems. If I were a betting man I'd bet good money that the debate goes ahead unchanged.

[battlehappy]

Dunlap, this is what comes of your penchant for waking up naked on the steps of city hall. It's all on your permanent record, which the Secret Service, of course, have.

[ErnestTSpoon]

The Secret Service has nothing to do with the CIA, the FBI, the OSS or even Heinrich Himmler's SS!

The Secret Service was found in 1865 and used to be part of the US Treasury.

Now that should clear up any misconceptions.

But from experience, Secret Service agents are some fascist f*cks.

[bmd66]

Hey, if you had to keep someone alive, you'd bury them in a bunker and never let them out.

The secret service keeps people alive by letting them wander just about anywhere in the world. I think they do a damn good job.

Just too bad J&D couldn't attend.

[fuzzfoot]

Dunlap just broke the fourth wall!!!

[therealkroysc]

I'm no genius but my 2 cents says that this is a Joe Biden hit on you.

The commission on presidential debates controls the forum and is ran by 2 people. Both are old guard for the 2 ruling parties. So all old Joe Biden had to do was call up an old chum to get this accomplished. The debates used to be controlled by the league of women voters, a non partisan organization. Odds are if they were still in control then you could have got in. Try searching for something called Rock the Debate.

[AnoukaKC]

Is this for real??!

[GretchenDawntreader]

since the Secret Service is weilding KGB-level powers around the conventions and the whole damned country, I'll pass on sending them an email, much less an angry email.

So yeah, they are doing their job, I'm afraid of my government. Grats to the Secret Service for spreading fear and busting heads for Bush.

[bmd66]

Get real.

The Secret Service is tasked with one of the most difficult and dangerous jobs around. They will jump in front of a freaking bullet if needed to keep the world in balance.

Seriously, if one of their principles gets hurt, it could have substantial repercussions across the country and around the world.

Bravo for their balls and bravery. I don't think it was anything personal against Dunlap and Jackie, it was just them probably not having the time to properly vet all the applicants.

[GretchenDawntreader]

dude, there's video on TPM that the secret service had a lady arrested at a McCain rally for holding a "McCain = McSame" sign. The police were challenged on it and they said "the Secret Service told us to."

That's not jumping in front of bullets, that's stifling dissent. You tell me how they had to protect this tough-assed former POW from a little old lady with a sign, and I'll agree with you. I mean, she might have given him a paper cut or something...

[sgtssstutter]

"And guess what??? Secret Service can't come to ours!!"

LMAO

[poeboy2]

The Nazi Schutzstaffel had the initials SS and so does the Secret Service. Coincidence? I think not! ;-)

[greatbroad]

The National Security Act of 1947 created the CIA from the dregs of the Nazi SS.

Nazi is short for national socialism.

[0503130s]

Emm...no. The CIA were created from the Office of Strategic Services which fought the Nazis and Japanese during WW2. Thats the same OSS that was featured in the Medal of Honour games. So no, the OSS is not the SS.

[gnorville]

The SS probably didn't have a problem with Jackie and Dunlap, they were probably having trouble running a background check on Mr. Slaw.

[doughborne]

Think you need to get Mr. Slaw some Salad Dressing, Vinegar, and a dash of Sugar, lttle saltnpeppa !!!! Keep up the Fire Brothers ! Pro Patria doughboy

[iMBBonlyone]

or the guys that play us.

hehehehe

[dollaresque]

Hm, I must realized Secret Service's initials are SS, lol. They're acting all evil denying our favorite Jackie and Dunlap their rightful place. Where do we email to though...you guys should post SS email addy in the vid description or something.

Maybe I just missed it cuz I was laughing too hard :)

[skyler2dope]

McCain/MILF 08

[bmd66]

Hahaha, that's brilliant!

[BudhagRizzo]

Mr. Slaw would make a better VP tan Palin. Actually, Shimmy Sham would make a better president than McCain!

[007ObiWan]

Barack likes joint statements aka weed statements.

Just say no to Obama Bin Biden.

[upabittoolate]

your favorite vids include homoerotic bodybuilding men but you'd name yourself after a cocksman like james bond. your favorite movies include the big lebowski, a narrative about a slacker pothead but you're regarding obama's statements bad weed associations. you're confused

[bmd66]

LOL at Obama Bin Biden. Very clever sir!

[melora72]

Obama Bin Biden. Is that a "clever" way of associating Obama with Osama Bin Laden? Insinuating that Obama is Muslim or in league with terrorists.

If there were AMY evidence of that the McCain and Clinton campaigns would have been all over it from day one. Why do you think all hia opponents would keep quiet?

Obama wants to send more troops to Afghanistan and go after Bin Laden, even if it involves going into Pakistan. When McCain was asked about going into Pakistan, ha waffled.

[Vash3OO1]

"...my Muslim faith..." - Barack Hussein Obama

[ProserpinaFC]

how old are you? XD

[Vash3OO1]

Older than you.

[ladyanarchy82]

dunlap looks better with a beard

[Scoot2612]

Your my favorits.

The only reason McCain does not want the debate Friday, is that he wants to reschedule the VP debate. Palin is a doll but someone should remove the batteries, but please AFTER her debate. We need more laughing in these dark days.

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

mr slaw, "kill me sweet merciful jesus!"

me, "boy howdy"

[EricSchoen]

Hey Jackie and Dunlap, I went ahead and emailed the Secret Service for you asking them to reconsider or at the very least tell you guys why you were denied. Hopefully they don't get pissed at me thinking it's some sort of joke or prank; Maybe that's why they denied you: They don't take you seriously!

[usnationalist]

Absolutely one of my favorites. I'll write the SS. But I swear, if either Jackie, Dunlap, Travis, or Johnathon turn terrorist after i get them in- I am going to be very annoyed.

[philblunt420]

reminds me of hee haw

[kharmachanic]

that was so freakin funny I blew milk outta my nose.. and I ain't a drinkin any..

Mike Gravel.. scratch that.. LOL

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

O shit, is dat some 4th wall? The breaking of it rather.

[ConalCochran]

..and to cap it off with the incomparable Mr. Slaw...pure genius.

That is bull shit in it's absolute RAWEST form though. Fitting of politics, I guess.

[rishof]

29th... haha 5 stars!!

[acseeley]

Love it... Just love it.. McCain isn't ready to debate, doesn't know which way to flip flop on the economic crisis, Palin can't be brought out in public for fear that she might be asked a question she hasn't been programmed to answer.. What did you Republicans expect? You put a senile old man and a sportscaster at the top of your ticket.. Maybe Palin would like to Debate Biden on Friday? That would be fun, now wouldn't it?

[NHalbroo]

first

[acseeley]

not