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  • 21 people that watched, own 318i BMW's apparently.

  • why does he hate BMW

  • BMW without big engine like Phantom F4, jet fighther without a gun

  • @zergioarozal the F4 originally had no gun it was designed without one because the Military thought up close dog fighting was a thing of the past

  • Bloody nationalist

  • Nothing wrong with a Xantia.

    Best Citroens ever made.

    Been driving one (18i :16V) for 7 yrs and 140.000 km's and regret that they don't make them anymore

  • in a world where 0 to 100 in 7 seconds in a sports saloon was considered fast..

  • @UaraKai Well, the car was reviewed on 1998, so thats fast enough for them.

  • you just have to adore this old soundtracks they used

  • it's kind of scary seeing all these old cars in a review back in the days when these cars were new

  • "If you really need a boxer engine... Get a life."

  • I swear every video Clarkson made on the old format of Top Gear used the same songs

  • @Fahnestock1 Brian Eno

  • did he said dutch roads?

  • Favorite part of Top Gear "Turn that System off" :D

  • back when Top Gear actually reviewed cars!! I mean, I like Top Gear a lot, but they could have some sereous test once in a while...

  • The silver BMW at 00:04 is a 328i Sport and is SORN. The silver BMW station-wagon at 00:16 is a 328i Touring automatic and is unlicenced. The blue Toyota at 07:16 is a 1.8 Avensis CDX and is still licenced. The sky blue Audi at 08:34 is a 1.8T Sport and is unlicenced. The Green/grey BMW at 08:45 is a 318i SE and is unlicenced. The Mondeo at 09:30 is a 2.5litre Ghia X and has been unlicenced since Sept 2008. The 406 at 09:36 is 2litre SRI Turbo, been unlicenced since Feb 2009. You're welcome :)

  • @09feb1992 what those unlicenced mean,if u dont mind me asking?

  • @TheLacobe1 It means the car is either crashed or not allowed to go on the road.

  • @09feb1992 so the only surviver being the toyota. i have a 94 toyota carina e 1.6 leanburn, best car ever built, wouldnt part with it!

  • @TG1986IRL It depends how the owner treats their car. I have a '98 BMW 3series 1.6 and they are finished to a high quality like most BMWs. The only car I would change it for is a bigger engined BMW. And who knows, maybe the other have been crashed or crashed into by another car :)

  • @09feb1992 Have you been checking the registrations? It goes to show that the Toyota Avensis seen at 07:16 is STILL on the streets today.

  • @ROCKSOLID19 Read my comment again and check what it says about the Toyota. Read properly before commenting please. Thanks.

  • @09feb1992 by "unlicensed" i presume you mean that its not on the road anymore?

  • @Rangeroversport12 Yep that's right. And that can either be down to the cars being crashed, rusted out, sold for spares, can't afford road tax, sitting in someone's yard or maybe exported to another country.

  • @09feb1992You missed the black E31 8 Series in the showroom

  • @Nat5622 Yeah because I can't see the number plates of it....

  • @09feb1992 It will still be on the road ;)

  • @Cookiefan1876 The Rover wins! I had one R776 DDL , good motor back then, class.

  • did they ever do an actual review or road test for the 406.

  • "Imagine bathing yourself in extra virgin olive oil, and then slipping in between a pair of satin sheets.... with Roger Moore. That's how smooth the engine is."

  • @Yokomainia thats wierd i scrolled down and read your quote as soon as he started saying it! haha

  • anyone knows the tune starting at 07:24? Pleaseeee!

  • I'll say this for Jeremy Clarkson, I like his humour.

  • :43 is that an 8 series :O i has one. looks like that

  • how does a 1998 episode have a 2000 bmw

  • @hurpaderpp HAHAHAHAHA..... I was just thinking that.

  • @hurpaderpp it is 1998 bmw, later on it lost orange lenses

  • @TheKenjoje but i've got a 1999 and it does not look like that. what do you mean orange lenses? the brow on the headlights?

  • @hurpaderpp its a 1999. they made the e46 starting in 99. and they got exclusive access

  • @hurpaderpp The e46 BMW came out in late 1998 in Europe. It came out in the USA a bit later a usual.

  • ... Yes, but for us P-Platers who have to get a car under the ridiculous Queensland (AUS) P-Plater regulations (no turbo's, no more than 200Kwthe 318 is an awesome car.

  • He's talking about wonderful dutch roads, bit if I'm not mistaking, he's driving this one in Germany..?

  • how did the sports sedan segment overlap with the midsize family sedan segment?

  • @kernals12 Yep, that's what I was thinking as well. The Toyota Avensis is & was similar to the Toyota Camry, but a bit smaller.

  • 0:14 isn't a 3 series :P

  • Stig+ducks=LOL

  • Ha I have a 2001 318i. Sign, should've got a bigger one

  • I really do wish top gear now adays was more like this yes its nice to know about the buggattis and what not but also nice to see normal day to day car comparisons and such

  • song a 1:03 :P

  • @stevek1993 Underworld - Born Slippy

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  • a few laters he found him self loving the boxer engine & the four wheel drive. Lol

  • Those are NOT dutch roads.

  • Ha, Ha, then I guess if the top of the line model is like slipping into silk sheets with Roger Moore, then the bottom of the line 4 Banger version is like slipping into sheets with Michael Moore, LOL! Sorry, could not help myself withat one!

  • DON'T BELIEVE THAT FUCKING TV SHOW.... FUCKING Clarkson ASSHOLE

  • @TheSoilemezidis With views like that, you're not going to be very liked on TopGear videos, espeacially of Jeremy Clarkson, as well, he is rather legendary. So go home and cry now.

  • @Ironised hahahahahahahahhahaaaaaa.... kiiiidddd it's fucking TV.... DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ILLUMINATI????? kid.... write to youtube illuminati and this tv show is from there

  • @TheSoilemezidis The Illuminati, who are a bunch of retarded morons you mean? Haha, Do not believe a single word the Illuminati say, its all a load of bullsh*t, much like everything else that every other conspiracy theorist has ever come up with.

  • lol the avensis is faster than alfa romeo 156,bmw 316.318, audi a4 1.6,peugeot 406,vw passat....these top gear is the worst !!!!!! they pay to them to say that words...i have a avensis 1.6 and my top speed was 232 km/h... 0-100 9-10 sec...!!!! 115ps...i have it 12 years... it has got 242.000 kilometers and it's not drinking oil.... no one problem ...!!!! and that fucking tv show...i hate them very much...don't believe them

  • @TheSoilemezidis Who paid you to say that? 1.6 Toyota Avensis came with either 101hp or a 109hp depending on which engine it got. Stop lying.

  • @09feb1992 i have an avensis you noob...112 hp it has got 4a-fe motor..my top speed is about 220-230 and it's clear...i did 250.000 kilometers and it never left me on road...never i had problem...when i was 19 i fucked this car...i was racing with that...mercedes c180 was nothing between me

  • @TheSoilemezidis Yeah I'm sure that's true knob. Pigs are now flying :) An electric G-Wizz can beat that boring, dull looking Toyota.

  • @09feb1992 i think that my toyota is better hadling than audi a4 and opel vectra b 1.6...you know how much better it is...and a dick like you saying that toyota is boring?? TOYOTA MADE IN JAPAN...when my "εγγύηση" (i don't know how to say it in english) was 6 years...opels bmws was 1 year

  • @TheSoilemezidis Yeah and a "dick like you" does not know anything. A BMW has a better handling than your rat box FWD Toyota. And yeah exactly Toyota is from Japan = BORING. They try and copy other car makers. Please, get a life and a better car while you are at it. A silly Toyota like yours is not the best car in the world. Those are taxis in the UK.

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  • i <3 the bmw, especially my 325ci<3

  • Thumbs up for underworld music!

  • haha he really is no different #.#

  • "if you really need a boxer engine, get a life"

  • what is the song at 1.30?

  • @bananadaisy12 Underworld - born slippy, great track!

  • Trying to get potential 3-series buyers to purchase an Accord instead? Ha ha ha. The kind of person buying 3-series are either junior executive B-school grad A-holes or small business owners looking to get into the right country clubs. Neither are going to buy an Accord. They'd buy a baby Benz first or slit their wrists first rather than buy an Accord.

  • Nice Citroen Xantia!

  • @NuttersForFraggle lol i have a 1.6 litre and the top speed is 228... my cousin has got the same avensis 99 model but 1.8 and the top speed is 237-240 km/h...i don't know if your father can't drive

  • @NuttersForFraggle lol shut up kid...if you don't know don't speak...do you know how many cars i ate in races from a traffic to traffic... i took down so many bmw 318i or mercedes c180...peugeot rally,citroen saxo vts...if you don't know about the japanese motors don't speak again...i have now 240.000 kilometers and i didn't have any problem in my life...it's the best car in his type...you are american bastards

  • lol toyota avensis is not fast???? look at your face noob

  • Funny that no one cares back then becuase he wasnt really famouse, if he did that today there would be a mass crowd of people... - Mind my spelling

  • Someone please tell me the name of the song at 7:05

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  • Thankyou for posting this :-)

  • mitsubishi galant VR4!!!!!!!!

  • laguna ftw!

  • I actually like the looks of the Mitsubishi Galant..

  • even though i don't like how top gear is now,seeing this old top gear i kinda miss the explosions lol

  • @Alexandru017 Hahahahaaha :D nice one..

  • Song at 1:15 please??

  • @pablonbd Born Slippy by Underworld... I think!

  • @pablonbd

    It is Born Slippy by Underworld for sure...a classic hard trance/rave tune.

  • Does anyone know the song at 7:22? It sounds rather soothing...

  • whats up with top gear and Ludovico Einaudi's songs???

  • Unlike its exterior the Fiat Coupé's dashboard was not designed by Chris Bangle. It was designed by Pininfarina, who also refined Bangle's original exterior design.

  • rover 600 is a brilliant car

    damn clarkson.....

  • @MrTopgearnerd Maybe, but it's no Rover P6 that's for sure.....

    (I should know as i worked on a 600 while on my mechanics Course).

    The 600 isn't a bad car though by any definition, just unlucky to be from the "Ronda Era"

    (the period after the SD1 that gave Rover their Undeservedly bad reputation for Oldie Mobiles).

  • @michaelfergusonuk yes i know but i `ve got a 620 sterling and it`s brilliant comfortable nice leather and reliable honda mecanics.

  • @MrTopgearnerd I was under the impression that the "Sterling" name was only used for the 800 Series.

    However i understand where you're coming from, the 600 was a well built car i can attest to that.

    If only the 800 Fastback had inherited the FR Drivetrain of the Generation-2 SD-1 & the Inboard Rear Disc Brakes of the P-6, a sadly missed oppitunity i think.

  • @michaelfergusonuk it ses "sterling" on my bootlid

  • @MrTopgearnerd Well although i haven't been able to find any infomation on a version of the 600 Series carrying the Sterling name (as of the moment at least) i'll take your word for it.

  • i love that they use born slippy!

  • Why dont he like the 3 Series ? Sorry if i ask, im from Germany :)

  • @MINICLUBMANDEPOT Because they were so common and (mostly, not always) driven by idiots, but i think they're epic, especially the M3!

  • Oh come on, judging a car based on the interior is just stupid... And BTW the 406 also comes with black and creme leather interiors.

  • 0:34 8-Series!

  • he is most probably the best road tester in the world !!

  • 00:15 5 series :P

  • So.... these are the days when pianos don't fall from sky on Moris Marina's?

  • 9:45 LOL ::D:D:D:D

  • jezza was still awsome even in those times :D he is the best

  • Clarkson doing what he does best: Bad mouthing Japanese cars.

  • BMW e46, the best car I've ever driven, I'm on my third, '98 328, '04 320d, and the best of the bunch '04 330d, best diesel in the world by a clear mile..

  • even back in '98, the future top gear was being dialed in to perfection.

  • That 8-series in the showroom was awesome!

  • the best of all: BMW e36.

  • I wish Top gear would do such a test today.... comparing all the cars from segment. In a fun and humorous way, of course.

  • The look of those old UK-tv shows depresses me.

    Everything looks dark, dirty and dull.

    Nevertheless... Top Gear is and was great

  • @saubea it does look really really gloomy lol!

  • What was the name of the song at 2:00 thanks

  • @celica640

    If you mean 1:00

    Underworld - Born slippy youtube.com/watch?v=TlLWFa1b1B­c

  • I miss the '90s

  • so cool! could u possibly upload an episode of james when he was on it in 1999???

  • @Toto99fan i dont think james was on it then. i could be wrong though

  • Dutch roads?

    

  • @daisyftw think that was a gag

  • why is jeremy clarkson so amazing?

  • Blue M3 @ 00:39 nothing wrong with that Jeremy

  • this is still a brilliant car

  • What's the first song?

  • why wont they play these episodes on the telly. e.g. Dave. even do they are out of date but they'r still fun to watch

  • @deanbrickland i agree with you mate wouldnt it be great to go back to the topgear of the eightys and see the top of the range cars back then:)

  • @deanbrickland They should play them on those cheap Sky motoring channels. More entertaining than the amateurish programs they usually show. But I suppose what they'd have to pay the BBC would put them off.

  • i had a 2002 facelift E46 318 2.0 ,the engine WAS SHIT !!!

    and know i bought a E60 525D 3.0 and thats what i call power and i own for the weekends i drive a E30 327i from 1983 for evrey person ho ever wants to buy a BMW at LEAST 6 cylinders !!! 4 is rubish !! when it hits 200.000 kms the engine will be FUCK

    my Tipp for buy''ers

  • @0dertiener buy an m3 instead and the engine will be BADASS instead if SHIT

  • @0dertiener 1.8 engine is not bmw dude, is pussy ... bmw means 6 cylinders +

  • Thumbs up for start music, though I don't know the name of the song xD

  • Can someone tell me what's the song at 7:05 ??? Its sooo great!!!

  • A briliant man. No matter what the subject is, he will say something interesting and funny

  • The Accord is more reliable and as fast as the NA 3 liter one

  • Hey says to buy the Accord?

    haha

  • he is exactly the same as he is now lol

  • @khanhtuannguyen Once you reach max level... you stop leveling...

  • @khanhtuannguyen Well, how`s the saying? Once you reach max level you stop leveling?

    :)

  • i hate when he moves the peugeot off just because of the interior! why do they hate frinch cars? i own a 406 ,it is one of the most successful cars ever made!

    he's an asshole

  • @shaheeneyal every french car I have seen on British roads has either been a chav mobile or is a smouldering wreck on the side of the road because the driver got distracted by people laughing at him for driving something french. The reason that he writes off a car down to its interior is because that is the place you spend most time in a car, unless you constantly are being abducted and are in the boot, if it isn't nice why would you want that car?

  • @shaheeneyal He doesn´t hate them. :)

  • when i bought my E46 3 series coupe, i was torn between it and an IS300 both a stick and both very clean and looked right.. after driving the 2 i found that the bimmer outran outstyled out handled overall outperformed the IS.. so i bought it.. my favorite car iv ever had.. very very reliable handles amazing sounds amazing and has the pep to squat right through a curve or sit ya back and run in a straight line.. the IS is cheasy reminds me of a hot wheels car. and they get worse gas mileage.

  • when i bought my E46 3 series coupe, i was torn between it and an IS300 both a stick and both very clean and looked right.. after driving the 2 i found that the bimmer outran outstyled out handled overall outperformed the IS.. so i bought it.. my favorite car iv ever had.. very very reliable handles amazing sounds amazing and has the pep to squat right through a curve or sit ya back and run in a straight line.. the IS is cheasy reminds me of a hot wheels car. and they get worse gas mileage

  • i have an e46 3 series coupe and its my favorite car iv ever had... very reliable, sounds amazing handles like a champ and still has enough pep to lay into some corners and go by alot of stuff.. i was thrown between 2 cars when i bought it... an IS300 and my bimmer.. the bimmer out performed out styles and overall out dirves the IS300 hands down. period.

  • What is the song in the clip begging?

  • Why waste your money on an overated BMW 3 series, when you can buy a Lexus IS200/IS300.

  • @InspectorMontelbano1 cuz the lexus ls are fuckign ugly

  • @hallal55 No, the Lexus IS series are very stylish cars, and unlike an Alfa Romeo or BMW, they are actually reliable.

  • @InspectorMontelbano1 actually back home BMW are the most relable cars ever... i hear that north american bmw are not built the same...which is probably true since most eurpean versions (UK, even Middle east)

    are built to have stronger transmissions and engines for the autoban and stuff....

    im not a fan of lexus IS they look like toys, cheap and toyish!

  • @hallal55 I have read too many horror stories from disgruntled BMW owners who complain about the dubious reliability of their BMW's. However I would buy a BMW over an Alfa Romeo, because Alfa Romeo couldn't build a reliable car if their lives depended on it. The Lexus IS series are not toys, and nor do they look cheap, they are stylish, but most importantly extremely reliable and long lasting cars.

  • @InspectorMontelbano1 no offence though most people with horror stories are people who don't know how to buy a car or maintane it, or just rough it up. yeah i do agree when a bmw breaks its a bitch to fix it esp the electricals.but thats just here back home where im from its cheap... i have seen many beamers go 400K plus without a problem and still running, and i have hondas too, and chrysler 300Ms

    personally i dont like the lexus IS series at all...does not seem stylish to me

    bmw looks mean!

  • @InspectorMontelbano1 when i bought my E46 3 series coupe, i was torn between it and an IS300 both a stick and both very clean and looked right.. after driving the 2 i found that the bimmer outran outstyled out handled overall outperformed the IS.. so i bought it.. my favorite car iv ever had.. very very reliable handles amazing sounds amazing and has the pep to squat right through a curve or sit ya back and run in a straight line.. the IS is cheasy reminds me of a hot wheels car. im jus sayin..

  • Lmao the "new" BMW...

  • the volvo was clearly the best looking car!:D

  • is the peugeot 406 coupe a good first car???

    i mean costs and insurance wise

  • @joshmk94 If 94 is the year you were born then get real!

  • is the peugeot 406 coupe a good first car???

  • Metal on the dash or painted plastic? I've driven 3 E46 M3's now and all the "metal" had black plastic showing under the chips and scratches. Though, it does drive nice!