Dane Cook Christ Chex

[LochnessMonsterx]

YOU DO NOT LET GO OF ME! xD

[PoTaToJeRkY]

lol!!i totally know waht hes talkin about!im catholic!!!

[sonnnylover2]

ahahahaha the angel GOOD MORNING!!

[YusukeUrameshi15]

Start ur day the holy way xD

[AubreySizemore]

hahaha im catholic too. Funniest thing ever!!!! lmfao

[Ermac1314]

Peace Off!

[NyaIsPower1]

I'm gonna start saying that so I dont get in trouble so much at school. lol

[niccachu1700]

lmfao your move holy man choose wisely

[tigerfang116]

Start you day the right way with Christ Chex! It's a miracle in a bowl. Open up the box, it's like "Ahhhhhh!" A little angel flies out "Good morning! LIfe is beautiful! HEHEHEHE!" best commercial ever!

[hardincountytigers]

I wonder how old Dane was? He looks young.

[motleycruerocksoul]

2:01

fucking hilarious!

[meltedxcrayons]

Crouton O' Christ.

Hahahahahahaha.

[noahwelcomehome]

3:16

funniest thing ive ever heard in my entire life

LA LA LA LA LA

LA LA LO LAAAAAAAAAAAA

[theloserof08]

Open up the box its like HUHHHH

ROFL

[TimberWolves20001]

is that dane saying WHAT IS THIS? at 0:40?

[gomilev]

yup

[hunter2979]

yeah

[jizdale54]

LETS HAVE SOME YUUM YUUUMS!!

[BUBBA7012]

I MADE SNACKS!!!!!

[LochnessMonsterx]

-jumps in line-

[iSoBoredMeIs]

Peace off !

Dont let go of my hand !!

LOL.

[yepitsheidi]

your move holy man! haha

[NightHawk942]

"GOOD MORNING! Life is beautiful! Heeheehee!" XD

[briibabe44]

i laugh because its so true. <3

love dane cooook.

"nobody knew the moves." (;

[Thrakster999]

"as we ate reaces peaces with the Looord" LMFAO

[penguin0ninja]

XD After "Your move holy man", I always thought he said "Just watch me."

[narutomail]

we all have too laugh at our own religion some times ;D

[yellowcougar18]

Totally true.

[BlueDevilsDk15]

choose wisely

[cinnamongirlheartsJT]

what does he whisper in the mic after he says "your move holy land" ??

[RosebudProductions]

first off, he says "your move holy MAN" not land... lol. and he says "choose wisely"

[cinnamongirlheartsJT]

lol yeah i meant to type man... anyways thanks.

[dancinwithcinderella]

only dane cook could make church this funny

[CrazyMonsterChick]

YOUR MOVE HOLY MAN!

[CrazyMonsterChick]

PEACE OFF!

[inkheart010]

During peace when i was really little if there was someone that i didn't like that tried to shake my hand I would run to the other side of the church to find someone i did like.

[alexizap]

i used to do that too! omggg. then our priest yelled at the congregation for doing that.

[wrennieball]

This is so true XD I DO NOT know the moves, but everyone just kinda fuddles around and just pretends they do.

[dancinwithcinderella]

omg sooo true!

[Chickabidy]

start ur day off the holy way with Christ Chex! :] XD

[soraXroxas023]

christ chex lol

[theoriginalmic]

its all true

[aredd222]

Fuk u asshol

[waverider31793]

i know my nephew was signed on as me and put that ha sorry its lint.

[mddawg25]

lmfao PEACEFUL LINT IN MY PEACEFUL EYYYEEE

[Deady118]

No, it was "I have a 'peace' of lint in my peaceful eeeeyyyyeeee!!!!"

[109367]

1000th rating!

Cook is so funny!

[divaphresh28]

why does he look like he should be in nsync?...lolzzz....he looks waay bettah now....sooo....funni!

[granto425]

good morning!!!! life is beutiful hahaha

[bobcatmonster]

i think at first he meant to say "christ pops"

[mayathebeex3]

good morning! isn't life beautiful!!

[TheHotLeah]

lol this is church and ud be like "naw fuck dat guy: lol its true..im catholic and i do the exaCT SAME THING..

[ToWriteLoveOnMe456]

lmaoo and we ate reeces peices with the lord xD

[15NickJonas15]

Let's Have Some Yum Yumsssssssssss!

I Made Snacks!

GOOD MORNING!!!!!

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!

[SOAD447799]

and the peacfull decifull set my peace i leave my peace i give to u as we eat reeses peaces with the lord and i have a peace of lint in my peacefull eye

[welcometomychannel1]

THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!!

[starthere13]

PEACE OFF! You do NOT let go! You do NOT let go of me!

Christ Chex! [: Start your day the Holy Way with Christ Chex!

Your move, Holy Man! Choose wisely.

[razr1121]

I don't see why people are so negative towards him; I find him hilarious.

[Kuchar13]

LET'S HAVE SOME YUMS YUMS!!!!

[Copper389]

Start out your day the holy way with Christ chex XD!!!

[malinvideos8185]

the end i was lmao

[2cousins1020ish]

LOL THIS IS FRICKEN FUNNY!

[waverider31793]

And My Peaceful Disciples set my peace, I leave my Peace I give to you! As we eat Recces Peaces with the Lord! And he Said I have a peace of lens in peace of my eye!

[Dynastybro1]

i think he said lint, not lens, im not sure though

[cwraron]

lint

not lens

[angolan1]

good morning! life is beautiful! lmao

[Therese15go]

peace-off lol

[TheUnnamedPrince]

hallelujahhh....HALLELUJAAAHHH­H

[LovesTreCool]

LOL PEACE OFF!

[vhanhanzz]

i had a very depressing day and this cheered me up. thanks for uploading!!!

[realg787]

lets have some yum yums, i made snacks. thats so funny. PEACE OFF!!!

[brandonmit]

he said peace 6 times not 5 lol

[joshballew2219]

funny

[mm2195]

Haha i really look around for the peoples hands that i wouldn't wanna shake! not being mean but sometimes you just dont wanna shake their hand lol! Ilovesdanecook! (:

[MaddyFlowerChild16]

that was hilarious

i think that every time i go to mass now i'm going to remember this and just start lmao (:

[wolfskull414]

hahahahahah my friends grandpa messes iwt me so like i saw him at the park and screamed HELLO MR.MAN!!!

[DangerasTM]

your move holy man brilliant lol religoin is my faveroute thing to make fun of

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

Dude, I'm not Catholic, but lemme just say, in New York....There are no Catholics I know. It's either Luthern (which I am), Metodist, Babtist, or Pryspertian (Sorry, I don't know how to spell that)

Nothing against Catholics.

[mlb80203]

im catholic in new york =)

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

Lolz, not to be mean, but that sounds like a movie.

Sorry. After 1 in the morning, I'm so tired I don't know what I'm saying or doing.

[mlb80203]

haha, it does!

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

Lolz. I'm so random.

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

YOU'RE OVERRATED!

DANE COOK IS THE FUNNIEST GUY TO HAVE EVER WALKED THIS EARTH!

Excuse me, I don't know what I'm saying. It's 4 in the morning...

[tnt1441]

" Start your way the Holy Way with Christ Chex "  =}

[cloudyvampgirl]

I did the whole "Your move, holy man," and my mom slapped me in the back of my head.

[arcanasoul92]

Crouton 'o Christ. LOL.

[victoriarocks14]

haha im catholic to and im not offended

a quarter of five in the morning xD

haha thats practicaly true lol

[SOAPpRoDuCtIoNs45645]

amazing. haha

[merderfreak1]

start your day the holly way with christ chex :)

[linkin0park645]

Lmfao your move holy man

[xoxo721xoxo1]

nobody can take a joke these days...

im catholic i think this is funny as hell =D

everybody needs to lighten up a bit

[ashesoflee22]

This is so true. I think to truly appriciate it you have to have grown up Catholic. LOL

[misukiyuki]

Amen! XD

[EmmetCullenLover]

me and my firend did the hand motins durring band class!!!! lol

[summerdreamwind]

hey he should host Saturday night live! he would be awesome!

[syreen12]

'Then it was like snack time right in the middle of mass. Yea, yea, right out of nowhere the priest would looks down and say," Let's have some yum yums. I've made snacks!!!" ' ROFL

[Jake11487]

your move holy man......choose wisely

[LeeroyFan101]

YOUR MOVE HOLY MAN! ROFL

[Hopper97]

Come on dude if like a angle pops out of my box of christ chex i would like be so happy i would be the next 1 to fly out a box of christ chex.I would be like hello butiful lil girl u want some of my chex....-lil girl says-yes i would -i say-WELL TO BAD GET UR OWN!!!!!!!!!!

[mwanamke2]

Am a christian n usu i dont like it when pple make fun of the religion but damn...this guy is awesomely funny..loved it!

[JerZeyCJ]

really?im a christian to and i dont mind a good religios joke heck if you can think of a good christian joke ill laugh at it.

[JerZeyCJ]

everybody else here seems to disagree with you

[m00nlightAngel]

LOL that's some funny shit

[Kerrymazing]

I remember seeing this first New Year's Eve a few years ago.

Fucking love it.

[thunderchick145]

as we eat reeses pieces with the lord peace off you do not let go you do not let go of me lets have sum yum yums ive made snacks crouton o christ little angel flies out good morning life is beautiul.....

[JerZeyCJ]

wow...you just sumed up a 3min and 52sec vid in 3 sentences...nice job!

[killer11200]

i love this guy he is sooo funny angle flys out good morning i fell verry prittey

[lilmissunshine1004]

start your day off the holy way with christ chex!

[sidekicklover121]

lol i luv this dude ^_^

[MrsJ1010]

PEASE OFF!

YOUR MOVE HOLY MAN

man i love him.

[TheSteveTheSecond]

Your move, holy man.

LMFAO.

[vampirekisses54]

PEACE OFF!!

[DaddysxGirl4Life]

My favorite bit EVERY. I love it

[purplefantaa]

i laughed like SHIT dude xD

[zackstrife322]

Open up the box it's like "LAAAH".

[wolfman0215]

Chist Chex, OMNOMNOMNomnom

[Mhunterf2]

DONT LET GO YOU DO NOT LET GO!!!!

[metfan5]

LMFAO

[leighgirl123]

"and i have a piece of piece in my peaceful eyeeeeeeeeeeeee" LMAO!!!

[Mhunterf2]

peice of lint in my peaceful eye he says

[nickv1011]

2:02-2:06 kinda looks like a really fast breastroke

[classedel63]

1:40 "this was church and you were like no fuck that guy" "peace be with you, im all set, i said im all set, im doin my thing i got a lot of people, PEACE OFF" FUCKIN HILARIOUS

[Akina5317]

I know exactly what he's talking about: "Spiritual Aerobics", he's right

[TheSaddestThought]

Lets have some YUM YUMS!!

[CourtneySchiffert]

I believe it's "Life is beautiful, not I feel beautiful.

Lolve this one. Hilarious!

[Volleyballgurl88]

lil angle flies out ...good morning i feel beautiful!!! omfg lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chrisyjones42]

OMJ this is SO true !!!

[countryboy4832]

he sounds jus like jim carey at 2:56

[diedara6556]

lmao *sticks out tong* "your move holay mann"

[95oblivion]

im in the mood 4 sum christ chex lol

[devpaintball1]

let'ss hav some yum yummmmz.... ive made snaxxxx

[TripingAIR]

Lets have some YUM YUMSS!!!

[blinkatreyu]

LMAI!

Resses Pieces!

XD!!!!

[003josue]

your move holy man!!

[roxysurf23]

LOL i love himm!!!!

[JMNDS17]

christ chex!!!!!!!!!!!

[h0ckeyb00mer]

*your move holy man. choose wisely* ahahah lmfao i love you dane cook

[oceanbluexx]

i love how all this is so true!

LOL

[cocoacorin]

I remember a lady in the front pew sneezed and I refused her hand I was shaking the hands with the people behind me and then when we got to communion I skipped th cup of wine. So true!

[Lillydotzgosjb]

Your Move Holy Man>:D

[unclemoldyvanoldy321]

GOOD MORNING!LIFE IS BEUTIFUL!

[azer123click]

dane cook is a really good comedian sometimes a bit too much on somethings, like sometimes he curses too much but it all works out. i really enjoy listening and watching him perform. hehe

[Dragonfire1321]

start your day off the holy way, with christ chex :) lol

[AdrianaVolturi]

its a miracle in a bowl lol

[RECONSALE]

1:40 lol lololololololol

[GpZ91]

Your move holy man wtf? hahahaa

[DracoMalfoyOfficial]

Start your day off the Holy way

[Johnathanmaleboy]

Dude just not funny.

[Ckuttergurl]

BlyndePyro81, Dane Cook is AWESOME so if you don't like him, DON'T WATCH HIM! Jeez!

[BlyndePyro81]

Who ever said I watched the video, this guy is just that loud drunk asshole frat boy x 10

[Sykss]

a jesut ....aahahhaahahhaahhaha

[Tyleya]

LOL!!!! CHRIST CHEX!!! Your move holy man!!! ROFLECOPTER!

[MoldyChicken08]

duuude, I have chest pains from laughin!

[TheParamorefan11]

this is hillarious

[smilingballerina1]

i almost peed my pants laughing! best comedian ever!!!

[DethFan1]

Lol This reminds me of tht show "Morel Orel" in the backgound of one of the episodes was a box of Jeez-Its

[waveofthefuture819]

lol havent seen that show in a while

[princehillanbrand9]

Start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex! lmao

I'm an atheist.

[classedel63]

atheist all da way but DANE KICKS ASS!

[musicsnextbigthing]

Im sorry that you are atheist. May god bless you and hopefully you'll see the light but i do agree that dane cook is BA!

[bigboom273]

as we eat our reesees peeeaceees with the lord. i have a peace of lint in my peaceful eyyyyyye!!! roflmao

[wolverina787]

yea thats my favorite part

[TheJomogogo]

My turds are funnier than Dane Cook.

[waveofthefuture819]

if i made a video of that would you watch that to

[gingersassy]

that's just gross and u sir have no sense of humour -slaps jomogogo

[HotChargerGirl5346]

then why the hell are you watching this video?

[Syna7x6661]

I have a peice of lint in my peacful eyeeeee

lmfao!

[waveofthefuture819]

dude.............did you just compare dane cook to paris hilton

[RANDOM1PRODUCTIONZ]

why dont you people shut up about religion and focus on the jokes.. im catholic and i think its funny. chill the fuck out bimbos, dont watch it if you dont like it

[waveofthefuture819]

im catholic and i put it up lol

[idontdoquiet22]

amen to that.

[Bazgann]

my parents wanted me to be catholic well i turned atheist ; D

[libramoonlight]

HAHAHAHA!! Probably one of the funnier things i've seen in awhile!

[MyCrazyReality]

Bahahahahahaha!! This is hilarious! The hand shaking thing is totally true. lol. Lookin for the people whos hands you weren't going to shake. XD

[jempergleason]

The angel comment is the best fucking part

[SummerSkittles22]

fuck you people.

its dane cook. its funny shit, dont even pretend that ur to offended to laugh

[Jake11487]

your move holy man choose wisely