Tim and Eric Junior Christian Teaching Bible Lesson Program

[kaoskastle]

Honestly, I prefer this screwed-up sound version over the original. This version makes the video go from just awkward to mildly terrifying.

[true66ssblacksun]

''WE SHALL DESTROY GOD.'' -zion protocol.

''WE SUPPORT COMMUNISM.'' -zion protocol.

''WE SHALL ENSLAVE GENTILES''-zion protocol.

aka they gona destroy the original gods as they did and made up fake religions such as christianity and muslim.

...communism is xianity.vatican and orthodox support it.its the same.

they (jew) gona destroy the gentiles.

exposingchristianity com

[guthix222]

@true66ssblacksun all religions are fake

[Masterchickens]

@true66ssblacksun I hope you're the first one they destroy. Now please, go fuck yourself!

[Journeyman107]

There's something tragically existentialist about Tim and Eric

[windslip]

SURE IS LEFT EAR

[luckyray777]

i just spoke with him while he was getting ice cream and told me a whole mess load of shit about tim and eric being unfair with him and treating him like shit poor guy is unemployed cuz they kicked him off the show... no one wants to hire him for racial purposes which i find rather disturbing.

[Sabohaque]

The sound is fucked up... it wasnt when i first watched this though..

[aguteempasil]

fucking hilarious! i think to fully appreciate this you'd have to have had some experience in improv or acting in general

[strunkadunk]

whoa, thats seriously his number! also, could you please reupload this? the sounds so whacky!

[BuyBenco]

David Leibe Hart is serious about his puppetry and music about foreign species?

[mucasPARTSstudios]

@BuyBenco

YES!

[ZamsadaZombie]

Sounds all weird. WHY?!?!?!

[polarity1]

Why is the sound all of a sudden fucked up?

[urboyfriend]

@polarity1 I'm having that problem too... Perhaps they need to be reuploaded.

[misterhiden54]

@polarity1  Andy Kaufman

[SilentFisher]

Thank you for coming to my show... TODAY.

[numberJ5]

that was a pretty good jam session.

[TheSirBoyKing]

The puppets switched voices! ROFLLLLL.

[Spoons15322]

This is trippy. This reminds me of disgustipated by Tool.

[jordaniac89]

I have come to the conclusion that David Liebe Hart is batshit insane.

[kyledrums]

@jordaniac89 you just realized this? heh

[rwp80rwp80]

BILSCH!

[ontariobuds]

"is that martian talk?" LOL

[s0lidstateguy]

who the fuck is editing?

[kneegrow2727]

Wait are they on a Christian show or did they host a fake one?

[AlexiusDeAnne]

@kneegrow2727 they were on david's public access christian science show.

[mikeyaaa]

I want to smoke opium to that tune 1:38

[bmorekid897]

Alot of people don't realize that David is competly serious about all this, this is really him.

[grindstone1]

BILSHK

[mateoboz]

I love Tim and Eric, but I really feel bad for David here. I really don't think he was in on it.

[eightwillwontcannot]

@mateoboz haha i know what you mean, he seems so dejected at some points

"Now what?"

[myqueaf]

mordacious youre retarded. david is in on everything they do. it's supposed to be excruciating. that's the entire nature of this program. just enjoy it for what it is and stop getting all butt-hurt over stuff that isn't even there.

[MordaciousFilms]

@myqueaf I know it's supposed to be awkward, but this isn't FROM their show, it's from David Hart's show, and they're being terrible guests. Don't get me wrong, I love their humor and their show, but right here, I think their behavior is inappropriate.

[djphatd]

@MordaciousFilms I agree....I love T&E but this is really messed up. They can do a perfectly normal interview on Tom Green, but it seems like they are making a joke out of David's public access, which is already a joke to begin with....there is something just wrong with this. Yet I can't stop watching.

[MordaciousFilms]

Poor David. They don't even answer his questions or acknowledge him at all. I love Tim and Eric but this is just excruciating. Like they went on to deliberately make David look like a fool on his own show, and in turn are making themselves out to be fools.

[greatestsongsofLIFE]

@MordaciousFilms I finally figured that their show is SUPPOSTED to make you feel akward, embarassed, jelous, empathy for Tim, and just feeling like youve lost half your brain cells but ITS A AWESOME SHOW!!

[Taktwo2]

To be honest that freestyle was pretty awesome.

[Alekx]

I haven't watched these in forever.

Still my favorite thing by them ever!

[ezakustam]

Avant-tard. I love T&E and David Hart. Thanks for posting this.

[EltBerserker]

tim and eric to liebe hart are the clyde cash to cwc

[PoBitta]

@EltBerserker

I have always thought cwc would be a good character on Tim and Eric.

[aokifumiko]

I truly love you for mentioning Tim & Eric AND Chris-chan in the same sentence. That is the most amazing thing that has ever happened.

[smurf88]

1:58 Tim's face is great.

[superbombast]

This is like a Tim and Eric segment from beyond the confounds of the dark stretches of warped space

[johnbourbon]

Junior Christian Teaching Bible Lesson

[PaigeEvonne]

LMFAO 7:20

[ilanalovesorcas]

HAHA YES

[JWP321]

Hahaha I could watch this for hours.

[LucidDream]

Damnit I love these guys. So awesome. Great job!

[sappynirvana09]

that... was... awesome

[shquib]

i love how he puts his coat on the dog, and how he says thank you for coming to my show haha the whole thing was great

[attaxwrongnes]

This was the best thing ever, thanks for uploading this, where did you find it?

[StratusSticky]

What the hell! Tim!? lol

[blondedozier]

at 5:02 you can tell both tim and eric almost lose it when they see the dancing puppets.

[ashleynikmusic]

I wonder if that guitar is out of tune on purpose.

[sappynirvana09]

what are you taking about that guitar sounds great,. lol

[thousandlegger]

why do they just ignore david? he is priceless.

[tompaste]

At 1:04 I think david is contemplating suicide.

[bilbosilbo]

Brilliant

[wangdudeman89]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFff

[dandelione]

you're the looney!

[ZamsadaZombie]

0:42 is the best ;)

[azrial4421]

LOL those puppets do look like dead animals

[epsotron]

that was ridiculous! that liebe hart guy, he's a bit special aint he? look at hiseyes, he's lost the spark but replaced it with one from a false idol. nice work

[novemberunderground]

they don't respond to Liebe Hart once. EPIC WIN.

[genericusername1]

what the fuck is epic win, shut the fuck up.  EPIC WIN. EPIC KILL YOURSELF.

[novemberunderground]

HAHAHAHA. You are such a cool guy! You can type FUCK!

Your comment = THE MOST EPIC OF ALL WINS

[boboyt5]

the most epic of all wins - lol your a deutsch bag

[novemberunderground]

learn your contractions, captain ass hat!

[mosesmoorhouse]

The most intense thing i have ever seen! I feel so sorry for hhart but fuck me this is funny!

[DrQuantum27]

who makes davids puppets, they are always so creepy looking

[mosesmoorhouse]

Yeah kinda looks like he just stuck his head up a bunch of dead animals asses

[tompaste]

Around 2:30 david looks like he is going to put a gun in mouth at any moment.

[boatsnhoes88]

HAHAHAH 7:22

[frogboy8]

after 5:19 i completely lost it

[urbanpsych0]

long live Tim and Eric!

[Samablama]

the guitar was out of tune.

[YurisDisciple]

How do they keep a straight face through all of this?

[GenuineVanillaFace]

because they are whacked out of their skulls when they shoot it

[rhombusskullvsteal]

that's the key ingredient to their style of comedy, making akward situations for people but not reacting and making them really confused. pure genius!

[frankensteinmoneymac]

Its like Andy Kaufman on acid! As if A.Kaufman wasnt weird enough......These guys just take it to new weird and wonderful levels! Pure Brilliance.

[aberstef]

@YurisDisciple Because they're probably stoned lol

[YurisDisciple]

@aberstef

I never smoked weed but it must take A LOT to keep them going like that.

[Alekx]

The best.

[KelmyProductions]

0:00 to 0:50 is hilarious, and disturbing.

[bamxinurface]

each part just got funnier and funnier

[teddymv]

i love 4:36-4:44

[whobetterthan]

this ceases to get old.

[ghostmonkeyrape]

3:50 onwards is genious

[BestCoolGuy22]

I totally agree. I've been listening to 3:50-6:30 over and over again for the last 15 min.

[inkmagnet]

This is just so bad. The pupeteer looks so sad and awkward. Eric is so into the show but Tim doesn't seem to care and would rather be doing something else.

It is absolutley brilliant!!!

I like they one they do about the Sci Fi guy who has made a movie called Crystal Ships. I don't think they are in it but its from their show.

Good Job!

I didn't learn anything about the bible tho.

[whobetterthan]

i somehow thought that they would be even more hilarious stoned out of their minds. still royally amusing.

[ghostmonkeyrape]

whoa that acid i tooke must have kicked in

[Tgibbles]

I wish these guys would come out with a full-length movie of just their kind of skits like on the show. I would buy it and watch it over and overrr.

[Snakebite1138]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLRO­FLROFLROFLROFLROFL at 3:52

[bbrittany]

It seems like they would be fun to hang out with, but you have to be prepared for them to wander off into their own little world and just go with it. I love them! ha ha

[3SirCrimson3]

I called David's cell phone and I think I woke him up. He left a message on my phone. ahahaha

he is completely real

[xAnesthesiAx]

i just talked to him and he told me that he was on his way to work. its 1 am

[CrazedandAbused]

<3 Happiness is Tim and Eric.

[elizacurt58]

a lot of people think that way. it's not your fault. you just don't like that type of humor. many think its hilarious, but most don't. and i personally think they are amazing. but if you don't it's your choice. so...yeah.

[dougiedocious]

I just think it's slightly retarded, and uh... What's the word I'm looking for, Autistic. Sorry if I am one of the few who don't get it, could somebody just explain to me why this is considered funny. Don't just flame me and call me a dickhead, I mean an actual critique of they're humor and what makes it funny. What is it that they actually do? Is it parody, satire or what? They just seem to have a scatter gun approach to "comedy", fling everything against the wall and see what sticks.

[Handgunnedhearts]

Usually people who don't like this kind of stuff are into Dane Cook.

People who think comedy is their life, like me, know that Dane Cook steals jokes from many great comedians such as Louis C.K.

Which lots of people don't know.

Or...if not Dane Cook then usually....Larry the Cable Guy.

I can't grasp why people would like him, but then again, you don't understand why people like Tim and Eric.

No big deal.

/shrug.

[Handgunnedhearts]

And just so you know, I'm not saying you have to like one of the three comedians I mentioned.

Not at all.

I'm just giving out examples of popular comedians that have different styles.

[dougiedocious]

Fair comment, I guess it's just a matter of personal preference. For the record I don't rate Dane Cook or Larry the Cable Guy either. Louis C.K is great though, and follows in the lineage of the greats like George Carlin or Bill Hicks.

[YogritMUN]

The thing about Tim and Eric is that they're a really thick sort of satire. They take bad production value, make fun of it, and inject it with LSD.

Essentially, their show is just a crack on shows and things with horrible production value and bad directing. People don't get it because they're so damn good at it. Let that one mull around in the ol noggin.

[elanmak]

Salame

[dougiedocious]

Are these guys mentally handicap? Seriously... Anyone?

[lalaSike]

nope

[chickpee]

You are kidding aren't you Douglas?

They are playing the Wembley Arena in London soon, havent you got the album??

Its genius.

[haproductions01]

holy hell!

tim plays guitar?

[cammiswine]

yeh buddy, he was in a band before tom goes to the mayor, the tim heidecker project, they had a myspace they still might i dunno, was classic...

[moustachers]

tim heidecker masterpiece... beyond classic...

now he's in a "band" with Davin Wood (composed for TGTTM and Awesome Show). check it out!

[cammiswine]

thats it... i had the name worng... bottle of wine ; )

can you link me this new band?

[moustachers]

"Heidecker and Wood" is the name.

friggin' smooth as a sunset.

[Wallistism]

Thank you for uploading, this is hilarious to the common person.

[lunaticfilms]

poor david. theres no way he has ever been in on the joke XD

[urmominacan]

Ohh yeahh!

Things are going good, baby!

2:17

[supercoolsunday]

God i love public access

[clokwkclementine]

if old people watch this their brains explode

[FuzzyDuck]

Thank you for uploading this! There IS a god!

[pickassoreborn]

Thank you for uploading this!

[jamerai]

Eric warhiem is doing pretty good on those keys Tim kinda sucks on guitar tho @_@

[ralphenstein]

Free your mind. Forget all you think you know about comedy and enjoy.

[rogaface]

8:22 I just had a heart attack

[ButThatBelt]

HAAAAAAAAAP!!!

[ButThatBelt]

8:21

[CarbonCopyKid]

absolutely incredible.

[pfive]

this doesnt strike me as too dissimilar from the original shows

[johnbourbon]

oh yeah things are going good baby

[AlexanderLlamahausen]

I just love how T and E include DLH during only three parts of his own show, then start ignoring him. And when they finally acknowledge him, they have to sing their answers.

I especially love how the show get more and more morphed from logic to randomness.

[dwbrcdub]

Poor kids who tuned in and just wanted to learn about the bible. Theyll never be the same.

[shquib]

they took over the show

[shquib]

haha he put his shirt over that dog hahaha

[GaryMuffins]

DLH looks like he's about to cry during most of this. It's kind of sad but at the same time, hysterical.

[coldblueobjects]

hahaha tim and eric are total dicks

[dwbrcdub]

I know! Definently Kaufman esque.

[dreaminginnoother]

he's right. they are the best thjing since the smothers brothers

[highwinder]

I actually liked some of that music haha, sounded blues-y

[sox12321]

I called DLH really late when I was high and it was a bad idea, he called me back and politely let me know that it was too late to call and to have a nice night. His voicemail is really awesome.

[BrettCelinski]

I love the panda

[caejacks]

3:52... pure hilarity. showcases how they have pretty much morphed into one comedic mind. they're always on the same page.

[tightestsnatchintown]

he was speaking in dongs

[regpharvey]

everything they do is majic

[wakisan]

8:04 - thank you. for comin. to my shoooow heh hu hu hu thank you whooeww. for cominnnwhuuuww to my shooooow... HAAAP!!!

[ThomasJeromeNewton]

break it down eric

[kineticsoul]

anyone call Liebe hart ?

[ChappyDee]

This part of the video could not have possibly started at a better moment. Anyone who tunes in on this video would be truly like WTF.

Seriously, just watch the first ten seconds pretending you were just tuning in. It's hilarious.

[dargcomplete]

things are going good

[koolaidman52]

1:04 -- david realizes he has absolutely no control over his own show

[Halcy]

What the heeeelllll....Hahahahaha....

[regpharvey]

you're neat #:-).