Steven's Top 10 WITHNAIL AND I Moments

[gojiramonkey]

THE GREATEST FILM IN HISTORY....SEEN IT OVER 100 TIMES !!!! GOT A FUNERAL TOMORROW SO RECKON I MAY HAVE TO GET SQUIFFY AND WATCH IT AGAIN TONIGHT !!!! HAVE EITHER OF YOU GOT SHOES...????

[puppiesNicecream]

why has not no one has learned me this movie here until now.

[huckmaster1210]

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bloody brilliant

[markrodier]

cult



[ineeddollars]

HERE HARE HERE ..

[jcw001]

Brilliant Compilation.....Thanks

[callyp04]

This film is my barometer. Those who can quote it,  I have found to be true soul mates. Also, I never trust anyone who doesn't like it!

[ladyxtc]

What about the body lotion scene, where Withnail covers his WHOLE body in white lotion then chucks the remainder to his friend saying sorry there wasnt much left in the tube. That bit cracks me right up!

[upup209]

well done. great collection

[pinkflamingosarecool]

@lizasartre A 'Scrubber' is what us Brits call a 'Tramp'.

[dylanlawless1]

Balls-

We want the finest wines available to humanity,

We want them here and we want them now.

[tatania19]

I shall have you boy, even if it is by burgalry!

[BassaiDai123]

That is how fishing should be done!!

[bazzazcl]

Danny the dealer is my favorite. My dad had him round for tea. Apparently he's lovely.

[joehughes9]

top 10 scenes and Uncle Monty isn't in any of them?you can't be serious.He's has some of the best lines.

[jackiescanlon]

@joehughes9

Exactly! Where's Monty?

[BigSeanP]

Oops thought the mentions meant terrible cunt was on here. Never mind, great post. Anyone gets the film you must see that classic scene. The terror on their faces then their relief and then anger. Superb.

[BigSeanP]

Oopa

[BigSeanP]

I rewound the 'terrible cunt' scene on sky+ about 20 times. Glad to see it here. Fucking awesome.

[pistolpimp36]

Omg , I just saw this movie two days ago . I randomly picked it out while browsing netflix last weekend and I'm glad I did because it's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. I love the part where they go to uncle monty's place for the first time and he starts talking about how he prefers vegetables over flowers. " Flowers , whores for the bees" ROFL . Classic.

[lennono1980]

no. 9 should be no. 1. never the less. great posting. :)

[LeCutter]

Only thing missing is the scene with Monty..."I mean to have you even if it means buggery!"

[DrAltais]

@LeCutter I think you mean "burglary". Regardless of consent it would be buggery... ;)

[BuckyKhronic]

Perfumed Ponce!

[LeilaniLad]

#9 is the actual #1

[Bow1elow]

Very well put together old chap,yes a bit more of Monty would be nice but there is tooooooo much in this classic film to cram in just 10 mins....I thought that maybe the scenes that could have been included were:

"We've come on Holiday by mistake"

"In my Youth,I used to weep in Butchers shops"

.........you did a good job.

[MrDerkderkallah]

theres something ther...what iis it?...MATTER...where's it coming from!

[SpiderFan23]

lmfao at the bull scene: "he wants to get down there and have sex with those cows" "a coward you are withnail! an expert on bulls you are not!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

[spaceoreo]

Lovely choices...I would have had a little more Monty, but still...how hard is it to pick only TEN great moments from a masterpiece like this.

[molesticles]

"We are not drunks..... We are MULTI-Millionaires!"

[hellsbelle66]

LOVE it! Good show!

[sus212000]

sooooooo funny

[Hemulen40]

Da whole movie´s one friggin long TOP MOMENT .

[craxmen]

'Look at that! 'Accident Black Spot'. These aren't accidents! They're THROWING themselves into the road gladly! THROWING themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!'

[nasplimp]

This film is a God send. I am not a student. | am not clever...... Shut that gate!!! Get out of the van!!! He fucks arses!?!? What a fantastic film invention. The question for me is this!? Why isn't this film along side Papillon or dr zhivago? I Think it should be :)

[samrit86]

MONTY YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!

Ahahahaha fucking love it.

[joydivision808]

love the film

[danielspital]

the guy in the first scene is in wayne's world 2!

[inthedarkesthole]

My favourite moments:

1. "I'm making time!"

2. "MONTY YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!"

3. Finest wines available to humanity

4. Accident black spot

5. Anything with Danny in it

6. "Once again that oaf has destroyed my day!"

[Samage89]

@inthedarkesthole "We want Cake and Fine wine!" :D.

[inthedarkesthole]

"Alright here?"

"What do you want?"

"Cake. Alright here?"

[alextuesday]

what's the name of the opening song in this video!??!?!?! happy jew year

[inthedarkesthole]

@alextuesday All Along The Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix. Great song.

[FinalFallenFantasy]

XD one of the best films out there. I'd have to say that the coffee-soup scene is one of my faves though:

Have you got soup? Why didn't I get any soup?

It's coffee.

Why can;t you drink it out of a cup like any other human being?

Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being?

How dare you? How dare you? How dare you call me inhumane!!

I didn't, you're imagining things.

Right, you f***er, I'm going to do the washing up!

[zeppelite]

How DARE you! FUCK YOU...!!

love it xxxx

[colshythecomedian]

Brilliant mate, well made, thanx. But would probably say 'perfumed ponce' is number one! ;)

[pepeleepew1]

look at my tongue grey & yellow sock!! brilliant film! probably my fave. seen it more times than i care to admit! know most of the words. mates get it in dolby surround when i've had a couple!

[rugbygodnum8]

the tea room is brilliantly done

[rugbygodnum8]

greatest film i have seen

[Garethbanae20iou]

scrubbbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperRach101]

@Garethbanae20iou - up yours grandad! x

[kazimann]

@Garethbanae20iou Little tarts, they love it!

[henrytdsimmons]

@Garethbanae20iou Up yours grandad!

[abgrunder]

To me the best moment was "the carrot has mystery" bit from Withnail's uncle. Young, firm carrot.

[trunkeight]

" Where closing in a minute"

"Where leaving in a minute"

Genius!

[SteveMultiRed]

To StevenBSloss: Thanks for watching? I've got to thank you for your beatiful job about a great movie! I don't wanna talk about your chart... every kind of chart is impossible, about this film.

I posted "Hamlet" and "On the road" in italian some time ago... but i'm not able with clips...

Thank you again. Kisses to everyone who likes this SteveBS job and "Shakespeare for breakfast" (italian title for Withnail&I)

[beatles19621970]

I say make it Top 20 because the entire film is one of funniest British productions ever made. The Lighter Fluid scene is priceless.

[BewzMe]

How could you have possibly missed Danny's speech about hair catching the rays from the cosmos?

[flescum]

"Throw yourself into the road, darling! You haven`t got a chance!!" Pure poetry, like the rest of the movie.

[PollyR77]

'theres a tea bag growing!'

[eldirtyone]

Love this movie. My favourite scene will always be "Monty, you terrible cunt!" and the leadup to it.  Cracks me up every time.

[nannerbj]

The dog's bollox of a film - excellent !!!!!

[aclockworkkelly]

4:08

[crediblecomedy]

True that 10 isnt enough. Amazed no-one has mentioned the scene with the chicken though.

"What are we supposed to do with that?"

"Eat it."

"Eat it? Fucker's alive."

[RivaJane]

lol this movie makes me want to booze it up. Just went to fix myself a drink!

[davelaye]

sherry?

[RivaJane]

lol, a screwdriver - orange juice and copious amounts of vodka! cheers

[sefjaguar]

Just realised that if Withnail had appeared in an episode of black books it would have been quit entertaining!

[realitas]

I think he did, played by dylan moran

[bluedragon1836]

Standing in the rain, drinking . . . something and quoting Shakespeare. Brilliant!

[sweuzo]

i absolutely love this film. its pure legend.

[thoomoo]

Pure joy

[duuuurwin]

great stuff

[62calvo]

No Uncle Monty! "As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops"

[deejaybee]

Alright here?

What do you want?

Cake....Alright here?

No, we're closing in a minute.

We're leaving in a minute.

Absolute genius.

[tweedy151]

Where's "we've gone on holiday by mistake?"

Love the last one though "we'll buy this place and install a fucking jukebox!"

[RoseToronto]

Thank you, quite wonderful

[BuddahUK]

"I want something's FLESH!" I'd forgotten that line! LOL!

[contwirion]

Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness

[BenWGray]

"monty you terrible cunt" is my fave line in this movie.

[rugbygodnum8]

great film funniest thing i have ever seen and some things are perfect and this is one

[damongirl66]

Thanks mate!

[lilanthia]

'Matter? Where's it coming from?!'

Thank you so much for this vid!!!!!!!

[sandybeaches15]

he wants to go down there and have sex with those cows!

shut up withnail!

funniest film in a long time

[Honuman32]

good selection but have to agree with others that an Uncle Monty scene is too good to not include. The whole movie is just too good to select 10 scenes but still you hit most of the ones I'd choose.

[pennypumpkin66]

The dealer is Ralph Brown. I can only agree with all the others- no Uncle Monty?

I love the tearooms and "What fucker said that?" and "I have a heart condition"

Love the whole film.

[nannerbj]

Excellent

[tripmcgill]

Flowers are whores for the bees. Give me a firm young carrot..LOL

[tripmcgill]

StevenBSloss thank you!!! I so loved this film!!!

[jshrubz]

Ah come on. What about the lighter fluid scene? And yes, no Uncle Monty is rubbish.

[mmaaddyy1122]

monty you terrible cunt

[meptido]

More meat?

[marmosetmage]

PONCE!!! lolz

[jamesfurlongerfish]

No Monty!!!! Please explain yourself.....

[XtalGameVids]

excellent posting!

[omgu8mynewt]

when monty goes crazy cos of a his cat lol

[TomFrancais]

the whole film should be join #1!

[lekyim]

Excellent @ #4 - Scrubbers, . . . . . . . Accident black spot! ... these aren't accidents, they're throwing themselves into the road gladly.

[Anuskasv0]

One of my favorite movies... Can't argue with #1 scene, it's fantastic.

[Eira0227]

Who is the guy playing the drug dealer in the first clip? I can't think of his name!

[jimmy2gunz74]

i think the best line has to be "i've just narrowly avoided a buggering and im here now wishing one on you!" genius

[orpheus1664]

Where's "don't threaten me with a dead fish"? I think the premise of a top 10 is a bit flawed, there are clearly too many worth candidates!

[loopyridesagain]

Where's Uncle Monty's attempted burglary, lol?

Surely, no W&I "Top 10" is complete w/o that!

[singbraille]

Agreed! No Monty scenes at all?!

[aquariussouldier]

The lighter fluid scene, Dont Mix Your Drinks shouldve been joint number 1 place :-P

[leecity1927]

wheres the child piss ?

[pdunsmuir]

A think the clip when withnail gets pulled over deserves to be in the list:

"I've only had a few ales." haha

[dylanthumb]

are you the farmer. of course he,s the fucking farmer ! top film.

[larryoloai]

Monty you terrible cunt

[TomMagic92]

arrrr, you didn't use the "It feels like a pig shat in my head"

But still great moments mate!

[Gairm]

We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now.

[matrags]

I feel unusual.

[matrags]

Cake, And fine wine.

[Intervain]

You shouldn't mix your drinks - would be my nr 1 ... but yeah the movie's full of them!

[greghinsley]

what FUCKER said that??

[QuieroGuerra]

Look at Marwood nod at 7:17, lol!

[ivannacrapalot]

where did you get that t-shirt? i want one too you fucker!

[patchesoffear]

Little tarts, they love it.

[aliarikan]

Excellent list.

[RICKYMDOGG]

I have a t-shirt with a picture of withnail shouting 'scrubbers!' on it :-)

[MaliciousSerpent]

WHERE DID YOU GET IT??!!??

[DarthLee117]

seriously where did ya get it?? i want 1

[Takac1979]

#9 Hamlet.

Marvelous!

[tra789]

These aren't accidents! They're THROWING themselves into the road gladly! THROWING themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness! Throw yourself into the road, darling! You haven't got a chance!

[BBERGERACC]

Fantastic film.

[My6thAccount]

Oh what about You can't threaten me with a dead fish! definately one of the best lines!

[Alexdoh]

I love this film, Its such a masterpiece of shit! =D

[linkieloos]

Good Top 10 list, but it wud've been better if the "Monty, you terrible cunt!" scene was included. The again, Withnail & I is such a well-acted movie that there's TONS of scenes that we'd all liked to have seen.

[bramleybull]

Great compilation but a tad dissapointed the drunken conversation with the coppers was not included. "GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN". Sheer brilliance.

[chadfishercomedy]

Thank you very much!

[Trandofir]

"Matter?"

[heathrow998]

miss Blenerhasset, I'm warning you, if you do, you're fired. We're mutil-millionaires

[BLACKLIMA]

Why is the "why did you spike their onions" scene not around, i love that one so much ;(

[My6thAccount]

when is that again? i don't recall

[BLACKLIMA]

IT's near the end, just after 'i' gets 'the fear' off smoking the weed. the dealer talks aboout how he got rid of the rodents. just in case... the weed bit is after they get back to their house after the country.

[My6thAccount]

Yeah i remembered after i wrote it.... but hey thanks anyway

[BLACKLIMA]

Hey thats cool (sorry for the late reply) no one apart from me seems to like it anyway lol. i just love it... WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SPIKE THEIR ONIONS?!?!?!?!?!?!. To me that = classic :P

[My6thAccount]

Haha just about every line in that film is a classic (-:

[BLACKLIMA]

:D too right mate.... too right ;)

Btw: apart from the onions, your vid was awesome :D

[My6thAccount]

Oh haha, this isn't my video man XD

[BLACKLIMA]

lmao, i didnt even realise xD

[joelymcpoely]

#9?! number NINE?

fail

[bangtwister]

Very, very foolish words Man......

[ashton1015]

This reminds me of great drunken days and nights at university. Viva la Withnail!

[32GaugeSlug]

and I.

[blackbook90]

I live in Camberwell.

[SpiderwomanZZ]

A top 30 for this film - top ten too little! Well put together though :-)

[TheVoidShallReap]

Is it just me or does it take 3 viewings to truelly get into the movie? I love it now but it did take a few watchings.

[arthurd123]

I agree

[scaredmonkey]

"Wants to get down there and have sex with those cows"

[lefty2510]

I can't believe there was no lighter fluid in the Top 10, but there is a lot of classic moments, everyone's Top 10 would be different.

By the way, I've always wondered what Withnail said when he was laughing (accidently) in the Tearoom, what does he say after mentioning the jukebox, anyone?

[pissinhell]

He says "liven all you stiffs up a bit"

[Triplesod]

Beautiful!

Definitely not my top ten, my top ten would, I think have completely different scenes but that is what makes Withnail and I so amazing!

Nice to see Mrs Brehenahassitt getting a look in:-)

[NeverGiveUpBoy]

A coward you are, Withnail

[tkaczyk1995]

You know at the end of the original book he drinks wine from uncle montys shot gun then shoots himself

[Triplesod]

Yeah. Great for a novel but they couldn't have finished this film with that scene.

The wouldn't have been able to sell to American if they finished with that anyway.

[dontlookanthea]

Brilliant - well done! I would have loved to have seen some Monty clips (Here hare Here), also the pissed landlord at the Crow pub is hilarious - when the till springs open and hits him in the stomach - priceless! If I really, really had to choose though, my favourite scene would be them driving home down the motorway to the strains of Voodoo Chile, "I'm making time!" "Here comes another fucker!" "Bit early in the morning for festivities isn't it sir?" "Geddinthebackathevan!" Sheer bliss!

[DrStrange1ov3]

no lighter fluid!!!

[davehenessey]

as a youth, i used to weep in butchers shops.

[brooksbank1]

Oh my god.

Best movie ever.

[mikestipelookalike]

Wot no Monty? Denied a five star rating.

[sabakyuugaara]

I love this film!

[Muskadash]

I've been watching you. Especially you. Prancin' like a tit.

[greg5566]

Little tarts, they love it.

[Muskadash]

There is, you'll agree, a certain je ne sais quoi, OHH so very special about a firm. Young. Carrot.

[xtiltx]

'Monty you terrible cunt!'

Surely top 3 no?

[captaincomputa]

Well done

[VoxJoxx]

You missed a bit that is worthy of your top 10 making it your top 11. And yet to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me: no, nor woman neither. The sad but amazingly melancholic, alcholic end.

[VoxJoxx]

Opps must have had a blank out, forgive my ramblings, you have it in, vey nicely done, How like a god!!

[chrisso4050]

up yours, grandad

[Corbydallas]

Wants to get down there and have sex with those cows.

[freekicking85]

how come no "GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!"

Come to think of it every line is a classic.

[magdluke]

You're right, just about every line could be included in a "top ten" compilation. This was a great video, but a list of my personal favourites would definitely include "I demand to have some booze!" &, of course, Withnail's rant about Geoff Woade. "His head must weigh fifty pounds on its own - imagine the size of his balls..."

[Triplesod]

"Here... hare... here.

Here hare here!"

"Here comes another fuckah!"

The whole arrest scene

"Flowers are prostitutes for the bees"

Ahh I could go on all night. I think I'll just stick the DVD on instead!:-)

[lottieyeahlottie]

:')

such a fantastic film.

i still think the funniest part of the whole film is when Monty comes to the cottage in the middle of the night and finds them in bed, and Withnail shouts, "Monty you terrible c**t!"

Makes me wet myself every time.