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  • "I ain't touching it" "ooh wee"

  • poor kat

  • hunky voice i wanna see him for real lol

  • I need a narrator that sounds that cool!

  • i feel bad

  • poor kitty...

  • @BOB00617 would you pick up a dead animal with you bear hands, i think not.

    Especially if you in da hood you let that shit be someone else problem,naw you leave that shit to whomever job it is to pick up ya pets after they been hit by a car

  • Thats one lazy ass cat.

  • fucking drivebys

  • awesome voice!!:) 

  • dobry mudżynek.. wyłączył kamerę a potem chap kota do gara

  • Can't you poke it with a stick or something?

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  • TEN POINTS! *thud*

  • Haha lol this is f uped the first ting u say

  • This is fucked up.......that been there for a long time

  • @soniafiz lol

  • 103 people got him fucked up

  • you craked me up

  • well move the fuckn poor soul off the road

  • Y a quand même des gros cons comme mec sur Terre

  • i aint touchin it. looks like somebodys afraid of a little pussy

  • BURN IN HELL @drsnobby

  • @zxlToTlxz for what asshole ?

  • JEFFERY?!?!

  • love your voice lol

    

  • hahahha this is fucked up thats the firdt thing he says man the simplest things in life makes the best parts of life hahah

  • this is fucked up man

  • the cats not dead, somebody petrified it!

  • grandpas dissapointed

  • @KnightCatz Will you please do humanity a favor and crawl back into your mothers yeast infected womb.i pray karma does you like wise for assuming i killed this poor animal.it's obvious in the video the cat had been there a long time.fuck you and have a nice day and stop having sex with your grandmother.:)

  • i hope you got the cat out of the road

  • @sansebastian1972 ahahh ye your mom, she is here you know all lol im surprised

  • this cat been there for a long taaayyyyme lol

  • you sounds like a mid-aged sheriff in a cowboy hat and aviator sunglasses (and who spits occasionally too) and is in the charge of a town that stands in the middle of nowhere. You have young deputy sheriff and its only two of you there. In a horror movie you'd die first.

    What I meant is.. your voice just creates all the scenery by itself. It's cool.

  • man u need to be in the entertainment industry, acting or something. ur voice MAKES the video, and the way u say things is genuinely funny

  • can you please make a video saying "damn nature you scary" ?

  • Does anyone else thinks he sounds like the 'Booty warrior' from Boondocks??

  • yeah right i'm showing you guys how to do Hot yoga !

  • He sounds like a hillbilly morgan freeman

  • There's a meal right there.

  • i miss my cat PUMA

  • Why did this make me laugh so much?

  • poke it.!!

    

  • You have a beautiful voice, dude!!

  • @AnywhereButHere09 thanx alot man,i getthat alot in the real world .check out my other videos and rate them sir thanx again :)

  • pahaaa i dont think you appreciate how much british people love this accent haha! me included! GOD DAAAAYYM

  • hoewiie aint touchin it its fuckt uup

  • That's what happens after having spent live #9…

  • I ain't touching it, lol

  • @BillyBoyUltimate thanx man for the comment,i'm not hurt by any means,but peole are under the impression that i killed this poor cat.i haven't seen this much hate in a long tiiiiiiimmmmeeee!!!,LMFAO

  • this cat been here for a long tiaaaame

  • eww weee:)

  • he has a beautiful voice! so soothing

  • omg mann i must cryd so hard when i saw tat i love animals i must realy cryd so fucking hard <:*- ((

  • Ouch poor cat :(

  • "This cat ben there for a long tiameee"

  • im sorry but its funny when hes says "this is fuscked up man"

  • LOL first words i hear "This is fucked up man.."

  • thoose black fellas are so funny. i love ur voice

  • lmao why is it like that

  • I love this guys voice.

  • that cat been there for a long timmeee

  • Got That Down South Old Man Willie Jones Speech

  • one less cat in the world...

  • Needs to be put under the Earth....

  • aw so sad

  • WAHAHA, THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN I KILLED MY FIRST FIVE CATS

  • @sansebastian1972 You don't get a lot of attention at home, do you?

  • @sansebastian1972 haha the fun thing is that people is giving you thumbs up. i really cant fidn the funny part in your retarded comments wich just shows how retarded you are.

  • @Envyiwur cant fidn wich part is funny, eh? kinda hard to talk w/ a big hard dick so far up your ass, eh? cant fidn that either, eh??

  • @sansebastian1972 do you usually talk to youself dude ?

  • @Envyiwur the @ thing means im talking to you, you know, cause @ = at, as in I'm speaking at you. it's ok i know it's a difficult concept for a cum guzzler like yourself to grasp, wat with u always guzzling cum and all

  • @sansebastian1972 stfu motherfucker you dont know what ur talking about faggot

  • @sansebastian1972 COME TO MY NEIGHBORHOOD,, WE'LL SEE IF I CAN ADD ANOTHER DUMB*SS REDNECK TO MY LIST !

  • @sansebastian1972 ur the biggest dik on this website u f'd up douche

  • that guy sounds cool

  • Poor lil cat. RIP buddy

  • He does not want to touch it, because he is black and don't want to go to jail. Just kidding.

  • you sir have a cool voice. if u where on the radio, i would listen to you

  • if i was a black dude i would say the exact same thing.

  • hey pick up thay dead cat you lazy nigger

  • OMG cats body got twisted

  • @Bangin4Money so is yours dickhead. you say "your english is WORSE than a mexican'S" not the crap you wrote above.

  • why did the cat cross the rode ......to DIEEE HAHA ...not funny no shouldn't laff its wrong .......NO ITS NOT HAHAHAHAHAHA haaaaa...hahaha.haaa

  • @Bangin4Money your grammar is more worse than a retarded Mexican.

  • @michelle13579123 why mexican

  • @3782frank Idk ;\ I wouldn't say chinese cuz they're smart, black cuz they would cuss me out or idk, white cuz then I'd get like banned from utube. I just needed an example :\ NO OFFENSE TO MEXI'S

  • why is morgan freeman in the hood

  • Hoo-wee!

  • butt i dont think it is

  • dude that looks fake

  • I like how the camera man talks

  • @Bangin4Money Im sorry I just had to contradict you there... "WORSER"?

  • Erm, get a shovel or something an bury it, you dont want some kid coming home on the bus and seeing fluffy dead on the side of the road.

  • fucked up black people -_-

  • @steaklover505 your mind is fucked up. Racist

  • BTW check the uploaders channel. He has uploaded videos of himself. The guy who called him an afro american was dead on :)

  • Im sorry, but why are you considered to be a racist if you simply point out that the guy in the video has an afro american voice? Ok he used the B word, but that doesnt mean hes racist :(

  • i killed 3 with a gmc yokon

  • That's where mcdonalds get their meat !!! :P

  • @Bangin4Money im m3xican and im in anonymous wanna g31 hack3d?

  • "That's fucked up man...I ain't touching that."

  • @Bangin4Money his English is bad? who's the one saying "worser", that isn't even a word you fucking redneck.

  • @Bangin4Money Your insulting someones English and you say "worser."

  • Lol dat.nigga funny

  • debbies gunna be PIST (you know let me say this) Hi im debbie and im a CAT LUVER im sorry im thinking about cats again XD

  • @Bangin4Money

    "Worser" isn't a word.

  • @Bangin4Moneycheck you are still an asshole for generalizing a person based on race.as for this unfortuate cat,his life was cut short by an automoble on a hot summer day.have yourself a good day and try not to be to much of an asshole. :)

  • @drsnobby it actually was a female cat, asshole

  • @drsnobby who says hes black? all of you are racist for assuming he is

  • a typical black person

  • @Bangin4Money you sir are a typical asshole for generalizing another person based on race.do humanity a favor and crawl back into your mothers yeast infected virgina and stay there.fuck you and have a good day :)

  • @drsnobby i like how u deleted my comment. ROFL

  • @drsnobby WINNNN! <3 Best. Comeback. Ever.

  • @drsnobby ikrr?? I hate racism. Ik its a 2 month old comment but im reading it NOW. BTW, you seem smarticle, o.o how did the cat die that way??? I mean, what was it doing to get hit by a car in that position.

  • @IcingYousing ,the cat got ran over buy a car,but it was so hot that day the asphault acted as frying pan cooking it in the middle of the road.thats why it was bloated.what was so amazing to me is the comments,people really think i killed this poor cat.i'm an animal lover and as u hear my voice in the video,im not happy about this cat bring killed,i'm sad.thanx for ur comment and bless you :)

  • @drsnobby Bless you to, good sir:D

  • @IcingYousing typically they don't get hit in that position lol. it probably got hit, spun and around and then rigor mortis set in afterwards which tightened up it's muscles. and yes racisim is bullshit I have to deal with it alot in my state from redneck retard idiots-

  • @blp21381

    i[m sorrrrry. idk why ppl r jerks. I'd never judge a person by their skin jus bc most of their kind is like that. idkk it just confuses mee

  • @Bangin4Money you are a racist assed motherfucker. you know where you people go? to rot in hell. i hope you get your ass kicked.

  • @Bangin4Money And you are a typical skinhead.

  • @Bangin4Money i feel like any person of any race would say these things if they had seen an animal carcass on the street for several days. i don't understand the 'black' part?

  • @Bangin4Money a stereotypical black person.

  • this cat been there for A LONG Timeee!!!! lmfao never gets old

  • Lol stupid cat lol.  DOGS FTW

  • You should have buried the poor thing. Or at least scooped it into a paper bag.

  • Rest in Peace

  • wrap it in a towl and take it off the road.

  • hahahaha stupid cat!!

  • @popmean18

    Ha-Ha stupid mother!

    Should have kept her legs CROSSED :D

  • haha it looked like a dinosaur at first XD

  • You see a dead cat in the road so you decide to record it..why?

  • "But Imma call you Chris Handsome" Lmfao!

  • "I ain't touchin it"

    xD

  • That is disgusting. Why didn't you get it off the road? Someone has to. Did it ever disappear?

  • That is disgusting. Why didn't you get it off the road? Someone has to. Did it ever dissapear?

  • aww :(

    

  • And you couldn't even show it some fucking respect and move it? Idiot. Humans have no respect for live.

  • why would people put videos like this up on youtube!!!! If you know you are gonna get into fights with people!

  • that is fucked up. i bet they didn't even try to avoid hitting the cat. people like that deserve to die

  • Lol, awesome... you sound like Chris Smoove. :D

  • @hampdengal...nope, not a'tall. Why should I 'feel' anything? Folks may believe whatever they want- They are their thoughts... That's called, "freedom." To believe whatever one chooses. Whether some self-appointed politico 'majordomo' approves or not! I cast my farts -"both great and terrible"("The Night Abu Hassan Farted: Scheherazade,"1001 Arabian Nights.") -in 'their' general direction; ...w/o mercy; For whomever "They" are-"They" deserve it!

  • lol i think only crazy morron can remove it on cam and post om youtube

  • press 4 for a foot long

  • @79levinkid: If you press 9 and then 4, you get "I ain't touchin' a foot long". xD

  • you sir have a golden voice xD

  • "this cats been there for a long tiimmmeee" :D

  • I would pay you to narrate my life

  • Commentary is hilarious!!!

  • OMG, HOW CAN YOU NOT POKE IT WITH A STICK!

  • @bigbangAT I was thinking the same thing xD

  • press 8 over and over again. enjoy.

  • this is fucked up man

  • Best accent

  • I was like wth where is the head and then when you got close up, I was like aww man nevermind :(

  • The cat didn't deserve death :(

  • aww poor kitty. 

  • Looks like the cat is doing yoga in the middle of the road, sadly I've seen a person do that, so not special.

  • this guy is amazing! :-D

  • Hahahahaha like the voice. "I ain't touching it"

  • my cat got hit it died due to a fractured skull and lost an eye i had it for 7 years

  • "I ain't touchin' it" lmao!

  • I remember walking to my grandmothers. There was this dead can with its bowels all shat out, probably crushed by a bus since it was right next to the pavement. Because it was right next to a bus stop, it was squashed by the wheels. Fortunately, the street cleaners bushed it away because the cat, whether whole or not, was in the bloating stage and spouted out a nasty smell of rotten eggs.

  • @drsnobby... sure. Got nuthin' to do with the photo or you a'tall really. I'm pissed @ the responders out there who go whack over the fact that things die- & there ain't shit none of us can do about this. It's these 'animists' whiny delusions created by Peta and other such groups within the wests' civilisation that take the animal thing way too far. People become blind to the system 'cause they're too busy chasing beavers & shit... I like your video, man ...if it offends- well 'at's journalism!

  • ... jeeze Americans and Brits are a bit brain-wanked when it comes to animals & shit...

    No wonder your governments walk all over and then take shits on you... Convoluted idiots...

  • @SittingMooseShaman what does that have to do with this dead cat? you act like i,ve killed the cat.before i block you for ur comment,please explain ur point

  • @SittingMooseShaman: You wanna know something even more "brain-wanked' than all Americans and Brits? People who actually believe stereotypes. I feel bad for those uneducated fools, don't you?

  • @SittingMooseShaman Butthurt FURRY!!!

  • Its time to pull out the BBQ grill

  • @Thunderstruck401 ew,i dont eat cat my brother

  • @drsnobby: Neither do I. I just knew someone would respond :)